Girls Have A Good Time!
Created on: August 1st, 2006
Girls Have A Good Time!
Boys, get to work! Fools: I KNOW ITS QUEEN DONT STOP ME NOW. The image is from Genmay, sh*tfest posted it. It could very well be from the Onion.

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August 1st, 2006
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It's not ROFL-worthy, but this deserves some notice.
August 1st, 2006
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wrote like i did after 2 years of english lessons.
August 1st, 2006
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She needs to get slapped
August 1st, 2006
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This is the kind of person who challenges the concept of "You should never hit a woman"...
August 1st, 2006
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You got this from The Onion.
August 1st, 2006
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Lol, Girlz Rox. You Evil PENIS WIELDING fiendz get to work lawlz!!! That's basically the premise of the article, for those who couldn't get past the first spelling error.
August 1st, 2006
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dumb slut.
August 1st, 2006
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LOL!!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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I hope she lost her job from that one.
August 1st, 2006
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and here we have the reason why men have the higher payroll.
August 1st, 2006
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I'm completely dumbfounded. Wow.
August 1st, 2006
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lawl
August 1st, 2006
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"becasue" for the win!
August 1st, 2006
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PLEASE tell me this is not real... UGH
August 1st, 2006
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f*ck the bitch
August 1st, 2006
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Wow, how awful. 5'd
August 1st, 2006
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some one needs reality check...I hope some rich guy takes advantage of her...
August 1st, 2006
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SPY
August 1st, 2006
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WOMAN!...GET OVER HERE AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH
August 1st, 2006
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haha, how horrible.
August 1st, 2006
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I sit here scratching my head, wondering about that girl and her skewed perspective.
August 1st, 2006
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lol nice keywords
August 1st, 2006
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Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun for 5
August 1st, 2006
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girls are dumb lol
August 1st, 2006
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That second paragraph is brutal
August 1st, 2006
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could be satire... are there people out there who are that much of a c*nt who can string that many words together?
August 1st, 2006
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wow no....lol
August 1st, 2006
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5 for her online info for spam purposes.
August 1st, 2006
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August 1st, 2006
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Retarded.
August 1st, 2006
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lol
August 1st, 2006
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i ain't sayin she's a gold digga .. but ...
August 1st, 2006
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lazy bitch needs to be cock slapped
August 1st, 2006
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This country was probably better off when women didn't have any rights.
August 1st, 2006
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get back in the kitchen.
August 1st, 2006
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She is the most ignorant sh*t ever! That and she writes like she is in 3rd grade.
August 1st, 2006
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Typical women intellect. 5'd
August 1st, 2006
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'Queen or somehting....wtf'
August 1st, 2006
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I want proof this is real.
August 1st, 2006
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that entire article was a huge run-on sentence X_X
August 1st, 2006
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my baby takes the morning train...
August 1st, 2006
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a poor example of a woman right there
August 1st, 2006
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I f*cking knew it! No wonder my college is 80% male.
August 1st, 2006
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This insults career women AND homemakers. also cocks.
August 1st, 2006
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What a preppy arsehole. 4star.
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??!!?!?!???!?!?!??!
August 1st, 2006
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Actually... if all women would listen to her, the United States would be a better place to live.
August 1st, 2006
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She so needs to be killed
August 1st, 2006
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Queen - Don't stop me now
August 1st, 2006
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Irony, or Middle America? YOU DECIDE.
August 1st, 2006
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GAHHHHHH. ::slaps::
August 1st, 2006
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So she wants to go back to the 1950's? Count me in! I can beat my wife!
August 1st, 2006
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"Girls have fun. Boys, start working!" She needs to get hit.
August 1st, 2006
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4'd for feminism
August 1st, 2006
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Screw that. I'm getting women to support me financially.
August 1st, 2006
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....whoever put her on the newspaper staff must have done so as a joke. Not only was that the most ridiculous (albeit entertaining) article I've ever read, it was also written like an english essay on feminism that I could have written in passing time between classes... F-- bitch
August 1st, 2006
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wow, this was not the sh*t i wanted to read after a f*cking hard day at work. f*ck her. i'm so pissed off right now
August 1st, 2006
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thats not sexist at all!!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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hahaha i want to know what newspaper would actually run that article
August 1st, 2006
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umm bcuz seriously like gurlz just get thur nailz done n boyz need 2 buy gurlz things lol
August 1st, 2006
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Right bloody winner that bitch is.
August 1st, 2006
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F*cking c*nt. Make me a steak.
August 1st, 2006
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Funny thing is that a woman saying that isn't sexist, but if a guy said it, there's be no end to the sexist calls.
September 25th, 2007
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Too true!!!
August 1st, 2006
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if ever there was a candidate for no lube anal sex... she's it
August 1st, 2006
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I give you a five, and a one to this girl.
August 1st, 2006
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I hope she gets hit by a Happy Joe's delivery car.
August 1st, 2006
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she will get MANY MANY RAPE IN HER LIFE!
August 1st, 2006
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um, wow... that is one dumb *ss girl. seriously, some one slap her.
August 1st, 2006
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Urge to kill rising
August 1st, 2006
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Boys, get to work! Fools: I KNOW ITS QUEEN DONT STOP ME NOW. The "image is from Genmay, sh*tfest posted it. It could very well be from the Onion." what's the onion?
August 1st, 2006
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wtf she must be way younger than she looks
August 1st, 2006
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if girls dont go to college, who will frat boys beat-up on?
August 1st, 2006
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She's the 'Queen of Run-On Sentances'. I hope she gets pregnant, and then really, really fat.
August 1st, 2006
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well ok then, lets just see if you marry a rich man.
August 1st, 2006
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Rich men want trophy wives, not ugly girls, rofl
August 1st, 2006
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its prolly a joke but i would put her in her place for sure
August 1st, 2006
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"Rich men want trophy wives, not ugly girls, rofl" totally agree with you there, buddy
August 1st, 2006
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5'd for Genmay.
August 1st, 2006
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Wow, what a dumb bitch.
August 1st, 2006
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lol, sexism
August 1st, 2006
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I'd like to smash her pretty little face.
August 1st, 2006
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this is terrible. I just want to bitch slap her.
August 1st, 2006
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Maybe if girls went to college, they would be able to spell "because" correctly. Dumb bitch.
August 1st, 2006
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Jesus, if anyone actually listened to her, it would set the equal rights movement back eighty years.
August 1st, 2006
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lol, how much money do i have to earn a year to run an ass-to-mouth on her?
August 1st, 2006
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Just imagine if the article was written the other way around... someone would be getting in serious trouble.
August 1st, 2006
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She has, in one article, completely undone everything fellow women have worked for in the past fifty years.
August 1st, 2006
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Dumb whores = -5; Queen = + 100
August 1st, 2006
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That pissed me off beyond belief.
August 1st, 2006
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Lol, retard!
August 1st, 2006
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Deer Rifle. Clean it.
August 1st, 2006
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She didn't say it in a way that made it sound real smart and good, but really what's wrong with that? Don't get consumed in the idea that getting a good job and making a lot of money means having a good life, that wont bring you happiness, it's the people in your life who you love who matter and will really make you happy. She's just preaching a message against materialism, be iterated it in a pretty dumb way.
August 1st, 2006
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What an *sshole. Maybe she should of went to college.
August 1st, 2006
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Why it wouldn't work: 1. There's more women than men in America. 2. Not every guy is suitable for college. 3. There's career options other than college. 4. A lot of schools are geared toward female learning styles. 5. Ever been to a college party with no babes? NOT fun.
August 1st, 2006
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yea she obviously didnt go to college dumb f*ckin whore, if i go to work when i get home you better be naked and some f*ckin dinner on the table
August 1st, 2006
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to underscore: no, she's very materialistic. notice how she just wants to get lots of stuff from marrying a rich guy.
August 1st, 2006
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id hit it! 5'd
August 1st, 2006
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umm
August 1st, 2006
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XD
August 1st, 2006
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Get back in the kitchen
August 1st, 2006
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Horrid, horrid sound choice. Basically you take an admittedly funny article and add in Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"? Are you some sort of goddamn moron? Honestly
August 1st, 2006
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What a stupid c*nt...
August 1st, 2006
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lol
August 1st, 2006
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f*ck that bitch
August 1st, 2006
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Wow, just wow. My initial assumption is that it's a satirical article, but... Jesus Christ.
August 1st, 2006
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Mulletman did it! We're in the 50s!
August 1st, 2006
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For the sake of all humanity, I pray this was a satire peace on life in the 1950s
August 1st, 2006
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why is this making such a splash? its obviously just some drivel written by some idiot thats simaltaneously offending women, men, and writers everywhere
August 1st, 2006
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Congratulations, you found a newspaper clipping and a sound that's been used more than a dozen times.
August 1st, 2006
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This is how truly amazing whores are made.
August 1st, 2006
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So want to shove a baseball bat to her ass..
August 1st, 2006
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smarter than feminists
August 1st, 2006
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Part of me wants to take her out, treat her real nice, you know... and then there is the other part that wants to see what her head looks like on a stick...
August 1st, 2006
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i'd hate her, but I had nothing to do today at work and watched VH1 for an hour and a half. i'm benumbed
August 1st, 2006
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Retard...
August 1st, 2006
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I'd say the feminist movement has been pushed back another century or so.
August 1st, 2006
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i hope this is fake
August 1st, 2006
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i want to kill that woman. she's the reason guys work themselves to death for fancy womens clothes.
August 1st, 2006
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5'd even though I want to punch this bitch in the c*nt right through my computer screen
August 1st, 2006
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Hey, if the clam wants to stay home and not work, so be it. But she better have the house clean, the dinner cooked and be smokin' hot until she's 70 years old.
August 1st, 2006
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Gold-digging whore XD
August 1st, 2006
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I weep for the future.
August 1st, 2006
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hehe
August 1st, 2006
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This probably is from a high school paper considering the grammatical errors and general level of ignorance.
August 1st, 2006
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hahaha
August 1st, 2006
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That bitch acksed fo' tree fiddy.
August 1st, 2006
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Not just satire, but horribly worded and punctuated satire!
August 1st, 2006
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hah wait till she breaks up while shes going to beauty school roofl
August 1st, 2006
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/slap
August 1st, 2006
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jesus christ, i hope she is forced into poverty one day.
August 1st, 2006
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whoa! S A T I R E
August 1st, 2006
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This is mainly why women are only good for: 1) Having sex. 2) Cooking 3) Cleaning 4) Having sex. 5) WORKING 6) Giving Blowjobs. (Also, sex.)
August 1st, 2006
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BECASUE BECASUE BECAUSE Didn't the paper have an editor? Or a spell check? Perhaps this was in the entertainment section. XD
August 1st, 2006
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Hehe get a pre-nup then hit it and quit it.
August 1st, 2006
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c*nt
August 1st, 2006
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what a bitch
August 1st, 2006
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I hate bitches like these. They act like they're unique because they type in lower case and sh*t and try to perform any attempt so you know they aren't f*ckheads. And quote people, like Nietzche. Because he's f*cking awesome. But that's not the point. The point is......someone needs to die :P
August 1st, 2006
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*SMACK* Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich', BITCH!
August 1st, 2006
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I want to slap her.
August 1st, 2006
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I MARRIED A POOR GUY. WHAT A JERK.
August 1st, 2006
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After this article, this bitch won't be seeing a penny from any rich guy. He'd know what she'd spend it on.
August 1st, 2006
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Lol, this is the true Feminine Mystique.
August 1st, 2006
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no way thats real, and if it is, she's from hickville kentucky where all they do is breed
April 22nd, 2008
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You mean inbreed, amirite?
August 1st, 2006
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I want to see her life in ten years.
August 1st, 2006
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How common can that name be? Check out: http://www.rmll.org/allstar.htm 1st "majors softball" team. She'd be like 15 now.
August 1st, 2006
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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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lol
August 1st, 2006
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omg stupid bitch
August 1st, 2006
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lol, tardpwn
August 1st, 2006
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i think that girls just wanna have fun song would be better here, so 4
August 1st, 2006
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she's not a good writer lol
August 1st, 2006
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She needs to go to college with the sh*t quality of writing she has. And f*cking god, what primitive ways of thinking. If she wants to waste her like "getting her nails done and shopping", whatever. I hope she gets into a tragic car crash on the way to the mall.
August 1st, 2006
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I'm a girl, and I want to slap her. As an editor, I never would have let this get to print, it's so poorly written.
August 1st, 2006
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come to think of it, bad sound choice + no source
August 1st, 2006
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this really pisses me off
August 1st, 2006
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Oh, and to all the *ssholes who are saying this girl is a feminist, she is the damn opposite of a feminist. A feminist would want to bring home a larger paycheck and work as hard as the guys and earn an education so she doesn't feel like she good for only being the maid and sex toy.
August 1st, 2006
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keep the women retarded and in the kitchen!
August 1st, 2006
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I like how the whole thing was a bunch of run on sentences and sentence fragments LAWLZZZZZZZZZ. Id write more but im working lawl
August 1st, 2006
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you guyz should shut up and get working
August 1st, 2006
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Not funny enough to be from the onion. It's just some girl trying to be funny, but she failed.
August 1st, 2006
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made me feel sick, women fought get the vote and THIS is how they get repaid? whole worlds going to hell
August 1st, 2006
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That girl should be removed from the gene pool.
August 1st, 2006
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Slap the idiot
August 1st, 2006
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I want her to be skinned alive like on predator
August 1st, 2006
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someone get the suffrage movement on her ass
August 1st, 2006
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..... What. Sounds like "princess" needs a good reality check. Dumb bint....
August 1st, 2006
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on second thought, whoever wrote this is just naive and ignorant and probably shouldnt be mocked too much.. or its a huge satire which was only kinda funny and a little enraging to both sexes :(
August 1st, 2006
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i found a typo...it said becausue....
August 1st, 2006
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hahaha
August 1st, 2006
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I'd f*cking slap her if I ever met her. Honest to f*cking god.
August 1st, 2006
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'it's the people in your life who you love who matter and will really make you happy. She's just preaching a message against materialism, be iterated it in a pretty dumb way.' Man you morons just need to be shot. You preach against *people working to survive* like everyone must, as if it were materialistic to work to earn their right to live. She'll get what she deserves, and so will you imo, and the sooner the better.
August 1st, 2006
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I Hot Carl'd on your chest Princesssss
August 1st, 2006
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"Queen or something"?! f*ck YOU!!!
August 1st, 2006
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also, nice job misspelling the site's URL, weather that was an accident or not.
August 1st, 2006
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i f*cking hate my life
August 1st, 2006
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I keep re-reading it, hoping I'll see a "just kidding!" somewhere...
August 1st, 2006
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You need a better choice for music, I think. If you really want to use Queen (kudos if you used Queen because of the name), maybe "I Want It All".
August 1st, 2006
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Dude. Is that Rachael Ray?!
August 1st, 2006
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Bitch. 4'd.
August 1st, 2006
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women...
August 1st, 2006
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Bitch pleez.
August 1st, 2006
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That girl is exactly the reason why it is o.k. to beat women
August 1st, 2006
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The Song's name is Don't Stop me now by Queen. Oh, and I didn't know that girls could be sexist against girls. learn something new everyday.
August 1st, 2006
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So all the women, get the f*ck off all good workpositions. Right man on the right place.
August 1st, 2006
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I will say, that you should use my sound for this - namely, Cindi Lauper's 'Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun'. Also, 5'ing because I made a spinoff from this one.
August 1st, 2006
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She writes like she's seven.
August 1st, 2006
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Oh and Drusamson: You *never* go ass-to-mouth!
August 1st, 2006
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IQ: -14
August 1st, 2006
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I'd jizz in her eyes then go home.
August 1st, 2006
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ahahahaha. What a lazy bitch!
August 1st, 2006
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You would have gotten a higher rating, but then i saw that you don't know the audio. Good lord, man! It IS Queen, freaking "Don't Stop Me Now"!!!
August 1st, 2006
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Holy hell... This girl seriously is a lazy *ss (and retarded obviously). And to everyone who is saying it's Don't Stop Me Now. READ THE DESCRIPTION!!!
August 1st, 2006
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Instruction: Slap her in the face, pull her hair back, spit in her eyes, throw her against a wall and punch her in the gut.
August 1st, 2006
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5 genmay posted lol
August 1st, 2006
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What do you expect from someone named "Lynzee?" Her parents probably pampered her for her entire life and the prospect of MORE WORK absolutely terrifies her. Or it's satire, one or the other.
August 1st, 2006
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Well she doesn't have to worry. I'm sure she didn't get accepted into college anyhow. Lol.
August 1st, 2006
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f*cking stupid whore, she can lick my ass.
August 1st, 2006
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havin a good time! lol...queen song made it 5'd
August 1st, 2006
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I thought about 1ing this before realizing that you didn't write the article. Good god. That girl needs a good raping.
August 1st, 2006
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LOL, guys > girls
August 1st, 2006
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Soemone should f*cking kill her
August 1st, 2006
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Wow, what a dumbass self-centered sexist slut. That bitch needs to be brought down a peg or two. Somebody had some very bad parents.
August 1st, 2006
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smart girl
August 2nd, 2006
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I totall agree. Only the opposite. I think guys should stay home all day and get their nails done. Oh and give birth too! That sounds like a jolly good time.
August 2nd, 2006
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Obviously, in an ideal situation, she may be right, but she really needs to shut up...
August 2nd, 2006
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With a name like "Lynzee" she's gotta come from good genes. Besides if girls don't go to college, every party would be a sausage-mcbiscuit-fest.
August 2nd, 2006
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WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING BITCH! GET TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE
August 2nd, 2006
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WOMAN! MAKE ME A SAMMITCH!
August 2nd, 2006
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Welcome to half a century ago, Lyn...
August 2nd, 2006
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lol. Mens Rights... Everyone knows women made those stop existing once we took off their magic shackles and let their midriffs and ankles see the light of day. I mean that's how they got the superpowers to take over the world and
August 3rd, 2006
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And its girls like that that need to be mass-burned in a holocaust-like manner.
August 4th, 2006
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This is why feminism needs to make a comeback. Too many women are afraid to call themselves feminists.
August 4th, 2006
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because feminist is a stupid term. its like calling yourself "powerful". why would you call yourself powerful unless you're full of yourself or making a joke? prove that you're powerful. also p.s. read the info: article is from The Onion
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Must...slap...bitch!!
August 6th, 2006
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how dare she spell because wrong
August 7th, 2006
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lol....ill accept this proposal as long as we can go back to beating our wives....hahahahaha
August 8th, 2006
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Man, that bitch makes us all look bad.
August 9th, 2006
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Someone PLEASE tell that bitch "GTFO MY PLANETS".
August 10th, 2006
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Hehe, funny article there. Obviously not meant to be taken seriously, and you said it was from the Onion.
August 10th, 2006
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5 stars for stealing a joke from the onion
August 10th, 2006
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ROFL! Dude thats so funny. I know SO MANY GIRLS that are like that.
August 16th, 2006
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Wow, she obviously failed english.
August 17th, 2006
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lol omfg kill her plz. thx
August 18th, 2006
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I bet she'd be too lazy even to mow the lawn!
August 18th, 2006
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lol what a reggin
August 19th, 2006
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dumb bitch
August 20th, 2006
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f*ck that bitch again >=
August 20th, 2006
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wow. I hate american education...
August 21st, 2006
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What a stupid, thick, pile of garbage.
August 21st, 2006
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Bitch.
August 21st, 2006
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I wish I could summon a monty python foot. *Squish*
August 21st, 2006
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lmao, moronic bitch
August 22nd, 2006
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lol, slut
August 22nd, 2006
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obviously a facetious article. In most non western cultures, women tend to do most of the work as well as managing the family.
August 22nd, 2006
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most poorly writting newspaper artical iv ever read.
August 22nd, 2006
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O RLY?! SERIOUSLY O RLY? YA RLY? NO WAI
August 22nd, 2006
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Yah give ME all the sh*t work you princess
August 22nd, 2006
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nice spelling on "because", someone needs more schooling
August 22nd, 2006
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that actually looks like some of the articles I have seen in college papers around utah and idaho.
August 22nd, 2006
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If I saw that girl on the street I swear to god I would beat her until she died.
August 23rd, 2006
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If she isn't going to attend college, then she'd better learn hot to cook and how to do her own nails between house cleaning and blowjobs.
August 24th, 2006
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OH F*CK THAT
August 24th, 2006
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The ninja women of the middle east are starting to look better and better everyday.
August 27th, 2006
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What a f*cking moron.
August 27th, 2006
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i'd hit it then tell her to go get a damn job
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I don't think guys should go to colledge because studies show that men have a smaller brain capacity, and we need to enjoy ourselfs getting drunk off our asses and lighting up a joint every here and there. I think all women should go to college because they need to have options unless they can't find a f*cking man to mooch off of for the rest of her life, and I think they need to go so that I can sit on the f*cking corner and beg for a f*cking dollar to go get another f*cking beer. Cause I'm a man.
August 28th, 2006
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OMG I want her to be my wife. She's just so smart... and... stuff...
August 29th, 2006
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Wow. I'm hoping that it was either april 1st or a parody of some girls' attitudes in their school or something. If not, she needs to be forceably removed from the gene pool.
August 30th, 2006
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Let's hope this is from the Onion :P
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