Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6)
Created on: August 5th, 2006
Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6)
Someone pointed out just how much money I had spent on YTMND. Here's some better things I could have spent the money on.

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real samurai sword (around $1000)
August 5th, 2006
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52 acres of land on the moon
August 5th, 2006
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self-deprecating is the best.
August 5th, 2006
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DBZFAN300's entire collection of cards.
August 5th, 2006
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Calculate the number of copies of Finding Forrester you could have bought with that (for God's sake!). Also, that's a lot of beer, so I feel your pain :'(
August 5th, 2006
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More suggestions for things you could have purchased? How about a Nintendo 64.
August 5th, 2006
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You could have bought 4 and a half acres of the moon.
August 5th, 2006
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What kind of beer is like 3 bucks a pint? You can get Beast Pounders for like a dollar a pop.
August 5th, 2006
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A dinner at a political fund raiser.
August 5th, 2006
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If you've got the cash, what's the problem?
August 5th, 2006
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190 O RLY? STICKERS!
March 27th, 2007
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or u can give it to me!
August 5th, 2006
(1)
Cant believe people are pissed at him for donating, so he has money to throw around maybe, its his to spend as he pleases.
August 5th, 2006
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5 for donating to YTMND.com. There really is no better way to spend all the money you did. Technorat is not dumb. I don't really like the sites you decide to sponser, but the donating is the thing. You should sponsor some of my sites.
August 5th, 2006
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You could buy 1 core PS3 but you couldnt get any games.
August 5th, 2006
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my 1983 accord http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c70/greendazed86/...70 f*cking guinea pigs, huh?
August 5th, 2006
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1056 1 DOLLAR WHORES, OR 1 1056 DOILLAR WHORE
August 5th, 2006
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A 1970's Fender Stratocaster.
August 5th, 2006
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N64 kid's N64 on Ebay.
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5'd for donating to YTMND. -2 for donating over 1,000 fricking dollars that are decidedly better spent.
August 5th, 2006
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A great night at the Bunny Ranch in NV. But yea, you have spent alot of money here...f*ck it....More power to you!
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thank you for continually donating to ytmnd dispite the fact that a wide variety of users are too inept to fully comprehend your actions as benevolent.
August 5th, 2006
(1)
Should have gone for the beers.
August 5th, 2006
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962 (3 lb.) Bags of Baby-Cut Carrots
August 5th, 2006
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Dude. AMD Athlon64 FX 62.
August 5th, 2006
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6 years subscription to The Matrix Online. lol
August 5th, 2006
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1056 lottery tickets
August 5th, 2006
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2 xboxes or 70 hampsters, decisions, decisions...
August 5th, 2006
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1321 80 cent burritos at taco bell
August 5th, 2006
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52 sega genesis
August 6th, 2006
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355 Street Fighter: The Movie video games for the sega saturn
August 6th, 2006
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26 used sega dreamcasts
August 6th, 2006
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Nothing wrong with spending money on the site, as long as you can afford it, that is. = )
August 6th, 2006
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Added a bunch of stuff, including the Wii by popular demand.
August 6th, 2006
(1)
Darling, you could have me. ^.~
March 26th, 2007
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really a dude /\
August 6th, 2006
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jackass, add the 190 ORLY? stickers!
August 6th, 2006
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you should advertise YTMND on ebaumsowrld...hahahahahah
August 6th, 2006
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As many as 10,568 packages of Ramen
August 6th, 2006
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Oh my god, that was hilarious XD And you could have bought 1,409 donuts from Dunkin Donuts!
August 7th, 2006
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cheez wiz , lots and lots of cheez wiz
August 7th, 2006
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If you had about 30 more bucks, the N64 kid's N64.
August 7th, 2006
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16 registrations to furry conventions!
August 7th, 2006
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50 lazytown dvd's and lots of cake 5'd ftw
August 7th, 2006
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You f*cking dumbass. Next time sponsor a black child.
August 7th, 2006
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1 for posting scientology and ebaums
August 8th, 2006
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he could of bought friends....
August 8th, 2006
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^ I was gonna say that. Or, a life. But those are kind of obvious choices. Donating to YTMND = cool. Donating mostly for your own sites = gay. So you've got to be one of the coolest f*gs on YTMND. I sure as hell can't claim that. In all honesty though, this was pretty damn funny. Thanks for not whoring it out like your others! =D
August 8th, 2006
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590 Razor Gators
August 8th, 2006
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105 bottles of anal lube
August 8th, 2006
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16 Xbox 360 games.
August 8th, 2006
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105682 pennies >_>
August 8th, 2006
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Oh and my simple math may be off since my comp's calc occasionally gives flase reading (2=2=5, for example).
August 9th, 2006
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Also. C*cks.
August 9th, 2006
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A new bike?
August 9th, 2006
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let's see, you could buy a thousand cans of baked beans.
August 11th, 2006
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1 Gigantic White Penis
August 11th, 2006
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tom green's missing testicle!
August 12th, 2006
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70 guinea pigs? 20 penis pumps? Now that's dumb...
August 12th, 2006
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a night with a porn star
August 13th, 2006
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you could live in NYC for one day
August 13th, 2006
(0)
thank you for your support
August 13th, 2006
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ANTIQUE-YIDDISH-JEWISH-STERLING-KIDDUSH-CUP-1916_W0QQitemZ140018375090QQihZ004QQcategoryZ35829QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Ten Yiddish Cups
August 13th, 2006
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Also, c*cks.
August 14th, 2006
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Why would you admit that?
August 14th, 2006
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You own.
August 14th, 2006
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20,000 bazooka gums!
August 15th, 2006
(1)
You could have sponsered 100,000 ytmnds with just pennies instead of concentrated donations that actually accomplish something
August 15th, 2006
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the porn one was stupid - you can stream / dl free porn. duuuuh
August 16th, 2006
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nice f*ggy short film.
August 16th, 2006
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625 Chapsticks
August 17th, 2006
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You also could have bought 1 mac book or two nitrous systems, or 4 shot guns.
August 18th, 2006
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Donated money to The Red Cross for the whole Katrina thing....lol poor people
August 18th, 2006
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1 life?
August 19th, 2006
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you could buy north korea
August 19th, 2006
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and have enough left for 2 xbox 360's
August 20th, 2006
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you could have also invested the money in stocks to possibly earn a ton of money back if you're lucky.
August 22nd, 2006
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roflhouses @ the *one* playstation 3
August 22nd, 2006
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Do you know how many hookers you can get in Tijuana for a thousand dollars??? A thousand!
August 22nd, 2006
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pepperrr
August 25th, 2006
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5'f for "810 razor gators."
August 26th, 2006
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176 boxes of Eggo Waffles
August 26th, 2006
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67 copies of The Passion of The Christ The Passion of the Christ (Full Screen Edition) from Amazon.com
August 26th, 2006
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An add on Ebaums for two days, haha.
August 28th, 2006
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352 Rubber Lobsters.
August 30th, 2006
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I just want you to know we applaud you and everything you stand for.
August 31st, 2006
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A Vespa scooter?
September 1st, 2006
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1 PS3, 2 XBox 360s, 4 Wiis. That says a lot...
September 2nd, 2006
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You could buy a brand new pair of socks!
September 2nd, 2006
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Nice work dude.
September 3rd, 2006
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I'm sure if you ask Max nicely he could give it back, or think of it as a loan. Suggestion: 2 Playstation 3's then a moment later cross out the 2 and write 1. (f*ck Kaz Hirai)
September 7th, 2006
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DM6
September 8th, 2006
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I don't think you hear it as often as you should, so let me say thank you for donating so much. You've donated probably about $1,030 more than I have (if that figure is still correct)
September 9th, 2006
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1000 copies of GMOD10
September 10th, 2006
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You could purchase 462 pairs of gummy handcuffs. http://www.stupid.com/stat/CUFF.html
September 10th, 2006
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Conroe X6800 > FX 62.
September 10th, 2006
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Five minutes with a Giant Enemy Crab.
September 11th, 2006
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You ARE quite the dumbass....
September 11th, 2006
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nazi piece of sh*t =)
September 11th, 2006
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"Alot of porn" lol
September 12th, 2006
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haha, people are downvoting this site cuz of your jews did 9/11 thing
September 12th, 2006
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Loser.
September 13th, 2006
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DS Lites? Oh, also c*cks
September 15th, 2006
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I would have gone with an m1 garand instead of a bushwacker... you could get a new exhaust and air intake for your rig. roflcopter
September 18th, 2006
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Eh, don't listen to the haters, self sponsoring or not you do have max in your pocket now lol...seriously tho, if you have this kinda money to burn you should... Buy an ad on ebaums and make it some inocuous thing but it links to YTMND or something. Worth a try
September 24th, 2006
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How about a wheel of parmesan? Or maybe several copies of the startrek movies on DVD!
October 12th, 2006
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Rofl!
October 17th, 2006
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52 sixflags hand woven babyskin batman capes. no jk
October 18th, 2006
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You should change "A lot of porn" to "ALL the porn"!!!!
October 19th, 2006
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Adopt 42 endangered Blue Footed Boobies. https://secure.worldwildlife.org/forms/acdev/adoptionCenter_1.cfm?CFID=2560301&CFTOKEN=60278660 https://secure.worldwildlife.org/forms/acdev/modules/MOD_acSpeciesDetail_r3.cfm
October 22nd, 2006
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1056.82 crispy chicken fingers!!!!
November 10th, 2006
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I bet someone still offended by "Hail to the Chief" would give this a one and leave a comment saying "lloloollo u do neeed a penis pump lolol!~1!!"
November 16th, 2006
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yes.. yes you are. Btw your gonna wish you had bought that porn cause your not getting nothing for a long, long time.
December 10th, 2006
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A PS3 doesn't cost that much
December 24th, 2006
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$1000 ----> fame on ytmnd.com
December 27th, 2006
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81 Months of World Of Warcraft
January 2nd, 2007
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yet you still couldn't have bought a life
January 2nd, 2007
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yes, yes, more f*ggotry
March 25th, 2007
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gay fuel is $12.95 for a six pack, and for you that couldn't find it, the second site I found had it. ("\(..:..:..)/")
March 25th, 2007
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I dunno, I prefer you keep on doing what you do. It is the most gratifying way to give a nice big F*CK YOU to all the people that give you a hard time about what you choose to do with your own f*ckin' cash.
March 25th, 2007
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1,056 $1 hookerbots
March 25th, 2007
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1,056.82 Cancer donation candy Bars.
March 25th, 2007
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23 color changing marble bongs http://www.smoke-nut.com/handy-water-bongs/114-large-color-changing-marble-bong/
March 25th, 2007
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should have gone with the guinea pigs, then you could have raised them into an unholy swarm and taken over your local area, declaring yourself king and ruler with your loyal guinea pig knights.
March 25th, 2007
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Kind bud
March 25th, 2007
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could have bought 4 creative zen vision ms
March 25th, 2007
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1,056.82 TO THE CRIKEY FUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVE IRWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Crikey Fund GIVE 1056.82 TO IT!!!!
March 25th, 2007
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2 Edelbrock Victor Intake Manifolds. Linky: http://store.summitracing.com/partdetail.asp?part=EDL%2D2959&autoview=sku
March 25th, 2007
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But... but I'm allergic to Guinea Pigs! D:
March 25th, 2007
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You're a f*cking retard. I thought i was f*ckin retarded for spending $120 on WoW, but thats a lot less money than if I were to spend it at an arcade or something. You spent it on nothing. You're (still) f*cking retarded.
March 25th, 2007
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Four pot belly piglets + neutering
March 25th, 2007
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Two full upgrade copies of Windows Vista ultimate
March 25th, 2007
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your mom
March 25th, 2007
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4 Flux Compasators
March 25th, 2007
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why is this back up again
March 25th, 2007
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70 month subscrption to WoW
March 25th, 2007
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Warlocks FTW
March 25th, 2007
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Orc warlocks...
March 25th, 2007
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a sh*tload of Spam.
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Yeah... uhh... Why did you give your money to Max? I'm glad you see the error of your ways now. Giving Jews more money... you must not recall what you did for a few months.
March 25th, 2007
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over 100 cd's of your choice
March 25th, 2007
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105,682 pennies =D
March 25th, 2007
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704 sodas 704 fuses A quality prostitute
March 25th, 2007
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18 two sided dildos, and 36 girls to have lesbian sex for 13 minutes. best 13 minutes EVER.
March 25th, 2007
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change the playstation 3 to "one large paperweight"
March 25th, 2007
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I love when the ads next to the preview image conflict, "I have donated..." right next to "help children in Africa."
March 25th, 2007
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a ton of riiiiiidge racerrsssss
March 25th, 2007
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A hooker?
March 25th, 2007
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You could have made an happy Garlic Pudding.
March 25th, 2007
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Hahaha... 2 days. XD
March 25th, 2007
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a bike.... to be stolen by a n*gg*.....while you are in your new pink jump suit
March 25th, 2007
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VOTE MAX GOLDBERG FOR PRESIDENT 2008
March 25th, 2007
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"A girlfriend"
March 25th, 2007
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A bike and a pink jumpsuit
March 25th, 2007
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Worlds fastest Razer scooter
March 25th, 2007
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Bash jews and brag about not giving money to needful children? Wow, that's low, even for you.
March 25th, 2007
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an entirely new computer? three month's supply of any 2 liter soda of your choosing? an NEDM? YTMND?
March 25th, 2007
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$1,056 blow-jobs from yo momma.
March 25th, 2007
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*1, 056 times... not a $1,056 bj
March 25th, 2007
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A RUSSIAN MAILORDER BRIDE!!!!!!!! OR AN ASIAN MAILORDER BIRDE!!!!!!!
March 25th, 2007
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Convert all the money into 105,682 pennies
March 25th, 2007
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a mini-u-boat, then put it in the great lakes and attack and sink people in canoes!
March 25th, 2007
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1056 Wendy's Junior bacon cheeseburgers, 5280 Wendy's crispy chicken nuggets
March 25th, 2007
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Someone has to buy an ad for YTMND on eBaums world and see if they accept it :D
March 25th, 2007
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10 ferrets. :)
March 25th, 2007
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Around 10 MATLABs
March 25th, 2007
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1000 double cheeseburgers
March 25th, 2007
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You could have bought a expencive washing machine or a couch
March 25th, 2007
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156.8 $10 aids infested whores.
March 25th, 2007
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4,000 gumballs from bumball machines (25 cents each)
March 25th, 2007
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you dropped the ball by NOT buying the bushmaster rifle. next time choose wisely.
March 25th, 2007
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FIVE HUNDERED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
March 25th, 2007
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132 300 the movie tickets. Of course depending on your movie theaters price.....
March 25th, 2007
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
March 25th, 2007
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win, just because you pointed out your own flaws
March 25th, 2007
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you can buy 1920 days of World of Warcraft for $980 ... i did the math myself so its probably wrong
March 25th, 2007
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http://www.treadmillscentral.com/horizon_t73_treadmill.html
March 25th, 2007
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Body armor for some poor bastard in Iraq, 50 'Donating for dummies' books, a pet monkey. MY GOD HOW COULD YOU BE SO FOOLISH.
March 25th, 2007
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Save Your Money
March 25th, 2007
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lol. your g3h
March 25th, 2007
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LOLOL, I love you!!1
March 25th, 2007
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LAWL. Um, how long would that money last for a WoW account? (after 50 bucks or so for the game)
March 25th, 2007
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You could've had 52 of 300 Spartans. http://www.toyrocket.com/assets/photos/HALO36340f.jpg
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You could have paid a kid to eat dog crap...........................
March 26th, 2007
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18873 tie wraps according to http://tiewraps.com/ec_twpage.html
March 26th, 2007
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106 12-pack boxes of trojan condoms.
March 26th, 2007
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MAX GOLDBERG FOR PRESIDENT 2008
March 26th, 2007
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Only time self sponsoring is ok... when it's entertaining.
March 26th, 2007
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GX2 cards SUCK. Just get like a 8800 GTX.......
March 26th, 2007
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Heh, your money, your choice :/.
March 26th, 2007
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4227 Gumballs!!!
March 26th, 2007
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The only investment in which the payout is graphical STARS... and you still only got 4.28 of 5! Was it worth it?
March 26th, 2007
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You forgot Poland!
June 9th, 2007
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beat me to it!!!
March 26th, 2007
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Thank you for your part in keeping YTMND running smoothly, and for this laughfest of a site.
March 26th, 2007
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Heres some: 8 Nintendo DSs. 5 PSPs. 1,056 packs of gum. 70 wind-up sushis.
March 26th, 2007
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...a life...
March 26th, 2007
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Fived, because you could have bought 1,055 .99cent junior bacon cheeseburgers at Wendy's, and still have enough for a Frosty!!
March 26th, 2007
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How about $1000 of self-sponsorship?
March 26th, 2007
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Add Chili's baby back ribs LOL.
March 26th, 2007
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You don't need 70 guinea pigs, they mate like rabbits. Otherwise, good job.
March 26th, 2007
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7 razor cell phones
March 26th, 2007
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2 stocks of Google Inc
March 26th, 2007
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Man...you are kind of dumb for spending that much.
March 26th, 2007
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lol
March 26th, 2007
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win
March 26th, 2007
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You could have watched 300 about 100-150 times with $1000
March 26th, 2007
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"16 Fleshlights" - ditto
March 26th, 2007
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OH I GET IT
March 26th, 2007
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you could have given it to me..
March 26th, 2007
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You could have bought one HELLUVA wonderful time!
March 26th, 2007
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a LOT of porn
March 26th, 2007
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+ 1 for guinea pigs
March 26th, 2007
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You could sponsor this site for a long time.
March 26th, 2007
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A THOUSAND DOLLAR A NIGHT HOOKER
March 26th, 2007
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1186 Tacos
March 26th, 2007
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lol, 'a lot of porn'
March 26th, 2007
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211 composition notebooks 150 black eyeliner pencils William Shatner's dignity back
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764 POUNDS OF LICORICE
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Several Acres Of swampland?
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You deserve an f*cking award or something
March 26th, 2007
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You Could have donated to http://ptkfgsgaytmnd.ytmnd.com/
March 26th, 2007
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70 copies of borat
March 26th, 2007
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10 "migrant workers"
March 26th, 2007
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You could've retained Phoenix Wright to defend Brian Peppers with that money!
March 26th, 2007
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By "a lot of porn" I assume you mean as much as you can get within the time $1,056.82 affords you an internet connection.
March 26th, 2007
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You could make combinations, like send several AKs to third world children so they can acquire their own money/resources.
March 26th, 2007
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Actually, at the store I work at, you can buy Dianetics for $.99 for a holographic copy, or $.50 for a non holo copy!
March 26th, 2007
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a lot of asians. I mean a lot.
March 26th, 2007
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5 simply because the ps3 one made me laugh
March 26th, 2007
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5'd for guinea pigs being cheaper than staplers.
March 26th, 2007
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How about Mike Tyson?
March 27th, 2007
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A self indulgent site . Pretensious, yes, but you do make a point. You also keep my most hated, yet most visited internet site alive.
March 27th, 2007
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f*cking epic
March 27th, 2007
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Tacos,, Put tacos.
March 27th, 2007
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How about adding Moderator position at YTMND, since it's a goal of your's.
March 27th, 2007
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this is the best ytmnd you will ever make so 5'd
March 27th, 2007
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Yes you are
March 27th, 2007
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I don't think you could buy EVERYTHING you mentioned in that YTMND. All that stuff is probably more than $1,056.82
March 27th, 2007
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Dianetics lol
March 27th, 2007
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12 dime bags of my finest crack
March 27th, 2007
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Star Trek DS9 + TNG + Enterprise
March 27th, 2007
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What sucks is that everyone time you donate, they still take their fees out
March 27th, 2007
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I could add more money but I've donated over 30.00 to YTMND today
March 27th, 2007
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32 copies of "The Secret" (Extended Ed.) DVD on Amazon. LOL, "positive thinking"....
March 27th, 2007
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279 french ticklers
March 27th, 2007
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A year's worth of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 2 Xbox 360s, and a ton of domain names.
March 27th, 2007
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You know, you could have purchased 27 Nintendo 64's (complete with a controller) with that much money. Here are some more calculations I made: 65 copies of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, 12 copies of both seasons of Lost on DVD...
March 27th, 2007
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how about the core two extreme qx6700 processor. or an 8800GTX.
March 27th, 2007
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PAINTBALL GUN!!!
March 27th, 2007
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Wait, I got it. You could buy mod.
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