Captain Poland and the Polendteers (VOTE 5)
Created on: August 24th, 2006
Captain Poland and the Polendteers (VOTE 5)
CAPTAIN POLAND AND THE POLENDTEERS WORK TO MAKE PEOPLE REMEMBER POLEND, YOU CAN BE A POLANDTEER TOO BY VOTING %5!

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August 24th, 2006
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Hurts my ears :(
August 24th, 2006
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Like a straight A student in high school who discovers meth in college...this had so much potential.
August 24th, 2006
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This is a remake of mine, right?
August 24th, 2006
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Yes, 30% similarity.
August 24th, 2006
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Awesome! I've been Polandized!
August 8th, 2007
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If by "Polandized" you mean, "I somehow got herpes from watching this annoying YTMND", then yes, I got polandized.
August 23rd, 2007
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^You got herpies,cuz you didnt vote 5, charry.
August 24th, 2006
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if only ted turner put his efforts into something this worthwhile
August 24th, 2006
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He's going to take pollution down to 30 seconds!
August 24th, 2006
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Yeah boyee
August 24th, 2006
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Wow, you actually succeeded in Polandizing what was already Poland
August 24th, 2006
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555
August 24th, 2006
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NARTMND
August 24th, 2006
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Win
August 24th, 2006
(1)
JUST VOTE 5
August 24th, 2006
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that was AWESOME
August 24th, 2006
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Balance in all ratings; balance in all things.
August 24th, 2006
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VOAT %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLYND!
August 24th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too good.
August 29th, 2006
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MY ears xD
August 31st, 2006
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5
August 31st, 2006
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HAHAHAHA Holy sh*t I can't stop laughing!
August 31st, 2006
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oh my god, captain planet has a huge dick.
September 1st, 2006
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Square wave +Kirk +Kassius +Lex+Internets=A good laugh! :D
September 1st, 2006
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Need AegisReflector for 5.
September 1st, 2006
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Captain Planet, he's a hero, he'll bring my vote down to zero.
September 3rd, 2006
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that was sh*t, why does it have more than -1?!
March 4th, 2008
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That was awesome, why does it have less than +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
September 3rd, 2006
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Because everyone who voted 5 remembered poland, and you didn't.
September 3rd, 2006
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, KHAAAAN, KASSIUS, ROOONG, internets!
September 8th, 2006
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i have not laughed so hard for a while, and ive laughed pretty hard. LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
September 8th, 2006
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lol
September 9th, 2006
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September 9th, 2006
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you make poland jokes not funny :(, piggyforgotpoland.ytmnd.com
September 10th, 2006
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lol high frequencies
September 11th, 2006
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I never forget Poland.
September 17th, 2006
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i laughed so hard
September 19th, 2006
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5 for Kassius and general WTFness!
September 19th, 2006
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God damnit, I hit 4 by mistake and now it's not letting me change it.
September 19th, 2006
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Here you go.
September 20th, 2006
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Fixed!
September 22nd, 2006
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◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄φ 8;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄ 668;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄& #9668;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄ ;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄` 68;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄ ◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄φ 8;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄ 668;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄& #9668;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄ ;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄` 68;◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄&#9
September 24th, 2006
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Ear rape
September 24th, 2006
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u get 5 but i want my hearing back
September 29th, 2006
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OMG
September 29th, 2006
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NEEDZ MOAR POLEND.
September 29th, 2006
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you forgot poland
September 30th, 2006
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bit off sync but 5/5
September 30th, 2006
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5'd because I actually laughed at that nonsense
October 1st, 2006
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ahahah why is this so good?
October 6th, 2006
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YOU REMEMBERED!
October 6th, 2006
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Audio... hurt.
October 9th, 2006
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!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE PHUCK!!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2006
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Lmao. Saving our 'EEEEEEE' is the thing to do! Worksafe too!
October 11th, 2006
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i kept lolling on
October 13th, 2006
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hahahahahahahaha i could not stop laughing the whole way through
October 14th, 2006
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GO POLAND, I AM CAPTAIN FORGOT POLAND
October 15th, 2006
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Had me in f*cking conniptions... Great work.
October 15th, 2006
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Internets!
October 17th, 2006
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Ow. My Ears.
October 18th, 2006
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D*n't v**e 4.9% Yo*u *ssh*l*e
October 18th, 2006
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October 18th, 2006
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Polend
October 19th, 2006
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F*CKING EPIC
October 19th, 2006
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CAPTAIN FORGOT POLAND.
October 22nd, 2006
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Riiiiiidge Raceeeer
October 22nd, 2006
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That was awesome.
October 29th, 2006
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POLEEEEEEEND!!!
October 29th, 2006
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ahahaahah
November 1st, 2006
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voet 5!
November 4th, 2006
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
November 10th, 2006
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oh f*ck THIS IS PEFRCECTION!!!!! xD
November 19th, 2006
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AWESOME. JUST AWESOME!
November 26th, 2006
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Screw Polend, they're not even a real planet anymore.
November 29th, 2006
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HOLY CRAP i forgot how awesome this was, laughed so hard
November 29th, 2006
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What the hell were you thinking?
November 30th, 2006
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Obviously, I was thinking about poland, unlike you.
December 5th, 2006
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eargasm lol
December 10th, 2006
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INTERNETS!!!!!!
December 12th, 2006
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Damn good I took off my earbuds before watching this YTMND. Also, Internets + Khan ≠ Poland, but you still get 5.
December 12th, 2006
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llol
December 12th, 2006
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"because saving our EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is the thing to do!!!"
December 16th, 2006
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yes it's legit value is promising. ^_^
December 17th, 2006
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GO POLEND!
December 21st, 2006
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nigers stoe me poland
December 26th, 2006
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GRAND COOLISHUN
December 27th, 2006
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December 30th, 2006
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Begging for 5s gets a 1.
January 6th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U! ^_^
January 14th, 2007
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voat 5
January 20th, 2007
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CLASSIC poland site
January 23rd, 2007
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555555555555555555555555555555. The power is BLWAWRGGHDHHDDHGDHGJHDHKLGKJHASDJGKKGHFAHDGHFDAHHSJKAHDJKGIHIOEWHNCHGDWUGH!
January 30th, 2007
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"You'll pay for this Captain Poland!"
February 5th, 2007
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bad guys that ilketo..&&%#%$&57777774POLEND>......VOAT#)SCCONDS []wave
February 17th, 2007
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THE POLAND IS YOURZ!!
February 20th, 2007
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best of vote 5.
March 8th, 2007
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5 for awesome -1 for stupid ear bleed
March 8th, 2007
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Wow, aren't you a bright one?
March 10th, 2007
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That was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
March 10th, 2007
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"the power is rgrgmremngemnrgemngemrngemngermngemn" -lol
March 13th, 2007
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holy dont jimmy me
March 13th, 2007
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WOAJH
March 15th, 2007
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5'd Captain planet, hurts my ears :(
March 16th, 2007
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Captain Poland I presume?
March 23rd, 2007
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lol, coalition
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this isn't really funny
April 16th, 2007
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LOLOLO WAETCH ME VOAT 5 I REEMEMBURD POLEND LOLOLO NEDM FTW !!!1!11!
May 2nd, 2007
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:(?
May 3rd, 2007
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POLAND
July 26th, 2007
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It's PolEnd, with an E. Get it right.
August 6th, 2007
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and "poland" isn't regurgitated and highly unthoughtful material? funny, funny man
August 6th, 2007
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Aw, look. He can't take a rightful vote very well. Your "Idea" of originality is taking crap from every dead corner of YTMND and mashing it together with more crap again and again, even re-using it by only changing a few small things. One thing you don't realize; satire, like this site, makes fun of fad whoring retards like you. Go cry more, and while you're at it, come up with something that doesn't involve mashing together every dead and overdone fad into a single site.
August 6th, 2007
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You can't even make a funny site, let alone one that doesn't sound/look like complete sh*t. So you try and make fun of stupid fads like polend, which is even worse that making them. You fail hard, let's see you make a real site.
August 6th, 2007
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Oh, you're one to talk. I'd take any other user's word above yours. It's ironic how you say I can't make a funny site, when you somehow think yours are "Unique" and funny. I've already made plenty of sites that don't require recycling old crap like you do, take your own advice and quit calling on your friends to help.
August 6th, 2007
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BOOBOOBOOO
August 6th, 2007
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This blew.
August 6th, 2007
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Since when did I say my sites were unique? Dipsh*t. For me, YTMND is about making fun of sh*t, not being "unique" and special. I consider many of my sites funny, and apparently, so do a lot of other users. Show me one well made and funny site of yours that doesn't use a ytmnd fad and I will take back all that I've said. And what the hell do you mean by my calling on my "friends" to help, if your talking about IVIegadude and claris, whom I don't even know; they just think your site sucks like all the rest do
August 6th, 2007
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"consider many of my sites funny, and apparently, so do a lot of other users." You and alot of stupid people come to this site, if there's one thing I learned, making a site that everyone craps themself over by appealing entirely to fads is atrocious. "Show me one well made and funny site of yours that doesn't use a ytmnd fad and I will take back all that I've said." Your definition of "Well made" is quite different then mine, I'd rather shoot myself instead of making something a fad whoring retard like you
August 6th, 2007
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Would enjoy. "And what the hell do you mean by my calling on my "friends" to help, if your talking about IVIegadude and claris, whom I don't even know; they just think your site sucks like all the rest do" You're both good at being stupid, and playing stupid.
August 6th, 2007
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Now quit wasting my time. If you want to continue this useless bout of e-drama, PM me.
August 6th, 2007
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Can't be bothered, let's just say i'm better and leave it at that.
August 6th, 2007
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You couldn't even amount to fearcondoms sperm.
August 6th, 2007
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I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean.
August 6th, 2007
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LOLOLOLOL WHAT A DUMBASS
August 7th, 2007
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NESer takes a page from my playbook lolol
August 6th, 2007
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It mean fearcondoms cum could make a better ytmnd, than any of yours combined.
August 6th, 2007
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...I'm still not even sure what that's supposed to mean.
August 7th, 2007
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He's clearly saying that, assuming spermatozoa originating from fearcondom's testicles could somehow use a mouse and keyboard to make a ytmnd.com website, it would be better than any of your ytmnd.com websites. I would have to agree, mostly because any website made by a group of single-celled organisms would be amazing just from a scientific standpoint, regardless of its content.
August 7th, 2007
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NES, stay the hell away from my sites if you don't like them, when you get over a 4 on one of yours you can tell me what to do. Until then, stfu.
August 7th, 2007
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Nah, I think I'll keep bringing proper judgment on them, despite how much you dislike it. But hey, if you stop fad whoring, and recycling crap, I'll give them higher scores.
August 7th, 2007
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You're ones mean nothing to me, just stop bitching all over my sites. If you hate fad whoring so much why don't you spend more time making good ytmnds and quit crying like a pussy.
August 7th, 2007
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Ouch. That hurt. If my downvotes didn't mean anything to you, you wouldn't have 1'd 20 of my sites, and come here to harass me. A single person's opinion and vote shouldn't mean this much to you, but for some reason it does. You're the one crying like a pussy over my opinion, don't like it? Too bad. Take your crap elsewhere, I'm tired of all this drama.
August 7th, 2007
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I never start crap with you, you always ramble about my sites in your boring comments, and wont quit. Ok, fine I like fads, whatever just one my sites and gtfo.
August 7th, 2007
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"I never start crap with you" Really? then what's a good explanation for your actions ever since I 1'd a few of your sites? You must think everyone is automatically entitled to like, and upvote them. Sorry, but that's not how it works. I'm providing my opinion. People are allowed to do that, whether you like it or not. If it pisses you off so much to see someone that's tired of recycled material telling you to do something new, then just ignore my comments and quit getting so upset over my single opinion.
August 7th, 2007
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I don't like them because it is tarnishing my train good comments, fives and favs.
August 7th, 2007
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Oh, yes. Everybody on YTMND has to love your YTMNDs, right? They apply to everyone? Hahah, funny. It's impossible to please everyone, and I know that for a fact. I'm not the only one that downvotes your fad-mash sites either, there are plenty of people that don't like it when someone just throws existing material together, again, and again, and again.
August 8th, 2007
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NESer you are a hypocritical, worthless piece of sh*t. You can't even make a f*cking real site, yet you bitch like the useless pussy you are about how much other people's suck. Here I've made this list to explain how much your sites suck, which proves what a goddamn dumbass you are: http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9373/neserisadumbassoc9.gif blue is a useless site (a blurry/flashing/character image with some ridiculously loud sound of somesort) red is an overused gif (the ones you won't shut the f*ck u
August 8th, 2007
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Hm.... didn't I just say before you have no right whatsoever to judge me, with how you whore everything out? But of course, You'll do whatever you can to try.
August 8th, 2007
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p about) green = a decent but still pointless sight pink = unknown, but probably stolen black = nonexsistant do you now realize what a piece of worthless sh*t you are? good.
August 8th, 2007
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Your criticism means nothing to me. Here I am, not even commenting on your new sites, or even voting on them. Yet, here you are... Why do you care about me, so much?
August 8th, 2007
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I like how you call me a fad whore, but your not to late to jump on the (x?) whatever bandwagon, just because it is different.
August 8th, 2007
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Take one guess at what (?x) is. Go ahead.
August 8th, 2007
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Ugh. God dammit, every second I spend reading your hypocritical garbage, while you fail to realize what "Satire" is, my IQ drops a little more.
August 8th, 2007
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exactly, it's satire, either that or complete sh*t, therefore you never make any of your own material.
August 8th, 2007
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Satire is a remaking, or (If you pulled your head out of your ass) the introduction of new ideas to make fun of another. Of course you wouldn't understand that; your idea of a good site is simply taking ideas and thoughts used before, and putting them together constantly.
August 8th, 2007
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last time i checked, making the same 50 sites over again playing poland at 3500hz with full bass isn't satire; it's just a bunch of sh*tty users spamming YTMND. by your loose definition, a lot of my sites could be considered "satire". Take my what is celebrex site; an introduction of a new idea (is celebrex right for you?) to another (what is love?!), there. finish. you know nothing.
August 8th, 2007
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"Take my what is celebrex site; an introduction of a new idea (is celebrex right for you?) to another (what is love?!), there. finish. you know nothing." You've gotta be f*cking kidding me. Original? Neither of those ideas (What is love, celebrex) were made by you. Now, I can understand one alone. You simply put them together, like you do EVERYTHING on EVERY last one of your sites. Satire is making fun of something, people like you are often the targets of satire because they contribute nothing.
August 8th, 2007
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At least when I do, it's usually well made and funny.
August 8th, 2007
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Really? Give me a good example. You probably learned everything you did about satire from the originals, and claim it to be "Funnier" You claim EVERYTHING you do is "Better" and "Funnier" than all else, when it's an abomination, yet a jewel in your mind.
August 8th, 2007
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you never said the idea had to be original
August 8th, 2007
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I did, Quite a few damn times. I mostly criticized your lack of originality.
August 8th, 2007
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again making the same 50 sites over again playing poland at 3500hz with full bass isn't satire, and isn't contributing sh*t
August 8th, 2007
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And your sites are any different? No, they're worse. You just take ideas that have been used before, and COMBINE them with other ideas that have, yep. Bee used before.
August 8th, 2007
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since when did I claim my sites were better than all else? I know I don't make superb ytmnds, I do know however, that they are more enjoyable than some stupid poland "satire" made over and over again.
August 8th, 2007
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Okay, This is getting old. It's quite obvious you don't even know the definition of satire, or why I made those sites. Your idea of "Enjoyable" is recycled crap. My idea, of "Enjoyable" is making something loud and annoying to piss people off, while at the same time, getting off an often (yet hilariously) indirect point. And with that, You can keep groveling in this comment section. This, is pointless and I look like a huge retard, even if you're the one making ironic statements.
August 8th, 2007
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ok talking over comments isn't working out all my replies are being put in front of a new response
August 8th, 2007
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Because you don't know how to use the "Reply" button, right below your own comment to place a new response
August 8th, 2007
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Yes, but I do them in funny ways.
August 8th, 2007
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hello claris
August 8th, 2007
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how do i replied to comment
August 20th, 2007
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this is possibly the worst ytmnd i have ever seen.. Fail
September 2nd, 2007
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this is possibly the best ytmnd i have ever seen.. Win
September 13th, 2007
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the king is happy
September 21st, 2007
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Poland.
September 22nd, 2007
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5 to the power of SUPERGENIUS!
October 7th, 2007
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5'd for the only poland site I laughed at.
November 21st, 2007
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How do I forgot Poland?
December 5th, 2007
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lol ear rape
February 11th, 2009
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BECAUSE SAVING OUR *Square Wave* IS THE THING TO DO
July 7th, 2009
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5