Soviet Toilet
Created on: August 25th, 2006
Soviet Toilet
The toilet/bidet isn't actually russian, its japanese, but the joke doesnt really work "in facist japan". Info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

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August 25th, 2006
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True.
August 25th, 2006
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Must be for horny women.
August 25th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia... toilet pisses on you!
August 25th, 2006
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Hmm.
August 25th, 2006
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I hate it when it does that.
August 25th, 2006
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sweet
August 25th, 2006
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Japanese toilets FTW
August 25th, 2006
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lawl very clever
August 25th, 2006
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that is f*cking hillarious.
August 25th, 2006
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audio
August 25th, 2006
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Stupid as all hell. Poorly done. It is a bidet. I still laughed. 4.
August 25th, 2006
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Actually that is designed to clean you anus after taking a sh*t. No lie.
August 25th, 2006
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I know, they have a whole article about it in wikipedia... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
August 25th, 2006
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An auto-enema toilet..................creepy.
August 25th, 2006
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Would have been funnier without the explanation of the joke...
August 25th, 2006
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I think it would be better with only the music and no voice
August 25th, 2006
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Jazzz, we are both correct. It is both a toilet and a bidet (amongst other things). Its from japan, i wouldnt be suprised if it also brushes your hair and administers mouthwash.
August 25th, 2006
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lol, dirty arse cleaner
August 25th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA!!!! awesome!
August 25th, 2006
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I love your crappy addition to the song, it makes it a 5/5
August 25th, 2006
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lol, bidet
August 25th, 2006
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5 for not typing "in soviet russia..." and just letting people figure it out.
August 25th, 2006
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1 for your voice.
August 25th, 2006
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That made me laugh, OUT LOUD!
August 25th, 2006
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Damn the Japanese and their urge to have sexual pleasure with every household item!!
August 25th, 2006
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praise the Japanese and their urge to have sexual pleasure with every household item!!
August 25th, 2006
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i know a few woman who would love that thing
August 25th, 2006
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T, ITS A DINOSAUR...JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE F*CK! OH MY F*CKING GOD, F*CKING DINOSAURS, HOLY SH*T...WHAT THE F*CK!
August 25th, 2006
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Sound editing so bad, it's good.
August 25th, 2006
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lolpee
August 25th, 2006
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NEDM
August 25th, 2006
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I lol'd.
August 25th, 2006
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In soviet russia, YTMND's comment about you.
August 25th, 2006
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cmurdock, nice comment =P
August 25th, 2006
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toilet flushes you
August 25th, 2006
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I had a Japanese friend whose family had one of those. It had a remote - we activated it and it sprayed us, was terrifying.
August 25th, 2006
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laugh
August 25th, 2006
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actually these tolets originated in france...
August 25th, 2006
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Eh, you should just leave the entire "in soviet russia" part
August 25th, 2006
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I am fairly sure that I rofl'd. Five
August 25th, 2006
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That's a bidet! G'damn uncultured morons.
August 25th, 2006
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It was meant to clean the exterior of the genitals and your butthole. I am all for silly crap, but to make a joke out of something you find "weird" or perverse mostly because it isn't common exist outside of your country parades your ignorance. For those who nothing of these still, Educate yourselves you slacked jawed yokels. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
August 25th, 2006
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Screwed up the comment, ah well.
August 25th, 2006
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5 to counteract downvoting of people who can't realize that it is BOTH a toilet AND a bidet. Also for funny.
August 25th, 2006
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lol @ Qoht thinking he's a genius... WE KNOW IT'S A BIDET! IT WAS A JOKE! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? check on wikipedia again you dumbass!
August 25th, 2006
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EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL
August 25th, 2006
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When I was in Japan i used one of those Bidet toilets. Never again...
August 25th, 2006
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I know it's a toilet and a bidet. In that picture it is functioning as a bidet. If you knew it was a bidet than why are you sh*tting your underoos? I was insulting those who were thinking "Har har the toilet squirts!"
August 25th, 2006
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I laughed. really
August 25th, 2006
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haha
August 25th, 2006
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no
August 25th, 2006
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its not peeing
August 25th, 2006
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Many Asian/European countries employ the use of bidets in homes.
August 25th, 2006
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Well done sir.
August 25th, 2006
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In soviet Russia, Toilet Pees In YOU!!
August 25th, 2006
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kOnTrAbAnD's comment makes me want to die young. this is funny though.
August 25th, 2006
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in fact, all of the *ssh*l*es who one'd this saying IT'S A BIDET make me want to die young. 3 --> 5
August 25th, 2006
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Lawl...but that's not how the Russia jokes work...
August 25th, 2006
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You see, most jokes about Soviet Russia made by Yakov Smirnoff were related to the invasion of peoples privacy, due to the acts of the local communist government. But i guess you already know that...
August 25th, 2006
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sdfgsdfgsdfgshggfewr
August 25th, 2006
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LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
August 25th, 2006
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Exactly, warholtz. Don't call them on their shortcomigs because they will explode rather than accept they are culturally ignorant. "Lol! Teh toilet is making pee! So funnies!"
August 25th, 2006
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I was just about to one that for it being a japanese toilet until the "in soviet russia, toilet pees on you!" part. reward yourself with some delicious pudding.
August 25th, 2006
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TY! wordyeahman =D.
August 25th, 2006
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Qoht, Cultural ignorance aside, you have to admit this is a funny looking contraption. It really looks like the toilet is pissing back at you. Chill out and dont take it so seriously! This is YTMND!
August 25th, 2006
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Hah.. hah.. one?
August 25th, 2006
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Hahaha, nice addition!
August 25th, 2006
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5'd because you didn't even need to say it.
August 25th, 2006
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OMG, secret Communist bidet! :-)
August 25th, 2006
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OMG, I can't click on stars correctly.
August 25th, 2006
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3'd for a JAPANESE toilet.
August 25th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia, the jealous downvoters would actually have a sense of humor to enjoy this.
August 26th, 2006
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It surprises me that the downvoters think you're some kind of dumbass, even though you mentioned in your description it's a bidet and in Japan. Anyways, this is one of the best YTMNDs I've ever seen, the sound is awesome.
August 26th, 2006
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lololololololololololololololololololololol urinating toilet
August 27th, 2006
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Clever.
August 27th, 2006
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ppl (ie:downvoters) can be pretty retarded sometimes -_- but this is a good ytmnd, worth every star
August 27th, 2006
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I honestly don't find it that funny.
August 27th, 2006
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ya know whats funny...so many people are like OMFG japanese toilet. Read the wiki...it was first seen in FRANCE!
August 27th, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet bidet=french toilet used by whores...