God did what!
Created on: September 4th, 2006
God did what!

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September 4th, 2006
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September 4th, 2006
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it's "s-a-t-a-n"
September 4th, 2006
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Go go upvoters!
September 4th, 2006
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Cyberman's probably not too happy about this.
September 4th, 2006
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looks like god dont fu*k around
September 4th, 2006
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lol thanks
September 4th, 2006
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you win the war on stooopidity.
September 4th, 2006
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Thought provoking indeed. That's why we should all worship Allah, for he is merciful and kind.
September 4th, 2006
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that wasnt the point i was making zyle but go with it
September 4th, 2006
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Pfft. Only through acceptance of Our Lord And Savior, Raptor Jesus, can you ascend to the heavens.
September 4th, 2006
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ftw.
September 4th, 2006
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Saved by text!
September 4th, 2006
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"opps, killed another one" -god
September 4th, 2006
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What's the source for this?
September 4th, 2006
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F*cking awesome!
September 4th, 2006
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My god eats kittens and sh*ts out tigers.
September 4th, 2006
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god killed bad people dumbass
September 4th, 2006
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didnt god flood the earth? lol silly christians
September 4th, 2006
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Poor taste.
September 4th, 2006
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Jason: Actually, God didn't necessary kill "bad people" so much as he just killed people when he felt like they didn't obey him right. He had a divine hissy fit more than once in the old testament. One particular case an entire city was plagued because the leader used incorrect voting methods or something.
September 4th, 2006
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Who are the 10 satan killed?
September 4th, 2006
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1'd for 'satin' and 'stan'. Also for Steve Irwin keyword whoring.
September 4th, 2006
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techincally god is satan to a certain degree ....
September 4th, 2006
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god is not real
September 4th, 2006
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nice
September 4th, 2006
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This is because God isn't a pansy ass. He'll kick your *ss if you deserve it.
September 4th, 2006
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and god killed like 40,000 moabite people b/c one of his chosen boinked one one of the moabite women or something... don't remember exactly but it's in there.
September 4th, 2006
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The poeple they killed wich are MENTIONED in the bible. How would the bible read if it was about Satan and the poeple he killed? Cuz that would take up more space then the stuff already in there and not have much of a point.
September 4th, 2006
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FTMFW
September 4th, 2006
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godly
September 4th, 2006
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September 4th, 2006
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That prick
September 4th, 2006
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want more fives? solve my puzzle http://pictogramchallenge.ytmnd.com/
September 4th, 2006
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Yep, and 42 of those people he killed were children. Read 2nd Kings, 2 she bears tear them, 40 and 2. The character Yahweh is an *ssh*l*e!
September 4th, 2006
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You win the Bible
September 4th, 2006
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Fictional stories are funny
September 4th, 2006
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I'll go with the diety with the better track record, thanks.
September 4th, 2006
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This was taken from the Bible, right?
September 4th, 2006
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Sorry for the stupid question, the text was obscuring the title.
September 4th, 2006
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keyword whore
September 4th, 2006
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GUESS WHAT. KEWORD WHORING IS WACK
September 4th, 2006
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"This is because God isn't a pansy ass. He'll kick your *ss if you deserve it." Would have given you a 4 but -3 for each keyword not involved with the YTMND.
September 4th, 2006
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but but but they where LISTENING to satan because they wanted to have buttsecks!!!! THATS WORSE THAN KILLING PEOPLE RIGHT???? Right??? Hmm.
September 4th, 2006
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lol, f*cking supertroopers rules
September 4th, 2006
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GOD is pwning 24/7
September 4th, 2006
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satan doesn't kill people directly -- at best he can make them kill each other & themselves... but for him there is no point in killing humans..
September 4th, 2006
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I can't recall "The Devil" killing anyone ever, really :S
September 4th, 2006
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"Jason: Actually, God didn't necessary kill "bad people" so much as he just killed people when he felt like they didn't obey him right. He had a divine hissy fit more than once in the old testament. One particular case an entire city was plagued because the leader used incorrect voting methods or something." Truer words have rarely been spoken. I like what Lewis Black said about how maybe the birth of his son calmed him down or something xD
September 4th, 2006
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Those 2 million pricks deserved it, except for the innocent ones.
September 4th, 2006
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The Christian God is as real as Sephiroth. And they both have killed just as many real people.
September 4th, 2006
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"lol im in ur base killin ur mans" ~ our savior raptor jesus
September 4th, 2006
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1 for you being a douche
September 4th, 2006
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Youre next
September 4th, 2006
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Why is Satan listed as killing 10 but the bar is under the 0 line? Did he kill -10 people? So did he like resurrect people? Doesn't this mean that Satan is the good guy?
September 4th, 2006
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lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin, including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars.
September 4th, 2006
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Either way, God directly killed more people than Satan supposedly did.
September 4th, 2006
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I found my movin' buddy.
September 4th, 2006
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upvoter555, there's that, or you can just admit that man himself is a greedy violent *ssh*l*e and it has nothign to do with 'sinful force'. its in our natural state to fight people. animals do it all the tiem as well.
September 4th, 2006
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boo god
September 4th, 2006
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Excellent!
September 4th, 2006
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F*CK YOU DOWNVOTERS! thanks for making this, christianity blows.
September 4th, 2006
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September 4th, 2006
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owned
September 4th, 2006
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Lol, stupid.
September 4th, 2006
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god is like us ... the same way we kill ants because we are bored ... the same way god kills us
September 4th, 2006
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Lol, justice. Christian, but I can take it ;)
September 4th, 2006
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Provoking retard christians to bicker about science fiction = 5
September 4th, 2006
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And is son is a hippie
September 4th, 2006
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-2 for keywords, -2 for "meow"
September 4th, 2006
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PRAISE ALLAH!
September 4th, 2006
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http://jesuslighting.ytmnd.com/
September 4th, 2006
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"lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin, including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars." well f*ck you!
September 4th, 2006
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Yeah but God only killed people who deserved it... I think
September 4th, 2006
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Satin..? What does that have to do with anything?
September 4th, 2006
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God can do what he wants, he's God LOL
September 4th, 2006
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Rett: This is why we should all worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He never kills people, only his diciples do when they pilliage and plunder merchant vessels.
September 4th, 2006
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel. -- Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)
September 4th, 2006
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Sacrelicious!
September 4th, 2006
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He did not kill the innocent if thats what your thinking. Just think about the flood, it killed every person besides Noah's family because they were all sinners. Also, no way in hell you could pinpoint a number on that, this ytmnd is rediculous.
September 4th, 2006
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dude, god kicks ass
September 4th, 2006
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HORSES are terrible people.
September 4th, 2006
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stolen
September 4th, 2006
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Nice concept, but putting nedm and irwin in the keywords = phail. Also, to user "poser", very relevant Paine quote to go with the ytmnd. Of course, that number is masked by Israelites justifying their war with "Yahweh told us to." If that's how you wanna interpret it anyway. I'm a Christian, but w/e.
September 4th, 2006
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Nice
September 4th, 2006
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lol, silly pagans
September 4th, 2006
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Jesus and god are both f*ggots!
September 4th, 2006
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"lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin, including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars." Does that mean that satan is the driving force behind God seeing as how God killed 2 million people in the bible, or is it that all your words and the bible are as meaningful as a pile of dog sh*t?
September 4th, 2006
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also, Im pretty sure that the war and tension in the world right now is due partially to the belief in whether or not Jesus was the son of God. You would think since all these people are dieing in Gods name, a just and loving god would reveal the truth to end it.
September 4th, 2006
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also c*cks
September 4th, 2006
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sry, but thats really raptor Jesus :P
September 4th, 2006
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sry, but thats really raptor Jesus :P
September 4th, 2006
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I agree with you entirely that religion is simply a mechanism which with to control people in society by the creation of morals. In a way I am glad dumb people believe in it (despite the wars). However I do not like thinking about meows. everyonefails.ytmnd.com
September 4th, 2006
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The world would have been a better place if there was no religion, expesially christianity. Becuase of it, it caused wars, rasisim, insainity, and stupidity.
September 4th, 2006
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All the people that God killed I'm sure deserved it. The people that Satan killed were the children of Job, a righteous man in the eyes of the Lord.
September 4th, 2006
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papa don't take no mess.
September 4th, 2006
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You sir, are f*cking awesome.
September 4th, 2006
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BWAHA!
September 4th, 2006
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it can be argued that the reason why Satan hasn't killed more than God is because God stopped him through his initial acts of war...whens the last time you've heard of God killing someone. He doesnt have to anymore, Satan was defeated..but hes coming back! NEDM!
September 4th, 2006
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oh no child sacrificers died... 1'd
September 4th, 2006
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bullsh*t... i shennagins your views on jesus
September 4th, 2006
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thank you space pope for recognizing super troopers
September 4th, 2006
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You're right Canadian, religion is pure evil. Without it I'd be able to kill you without feeling bad and rape your female relatives to spread my seed throughout the world. Fortunately for you I have morals.
September 4th, 2006
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God kills indiscriminately.
September 4th, 2006
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5'd though cause it's funny.
September 4th, 2006
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nm 1'd for improper use of NEDM as a keyword.
September 4th, 2006
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I'll go to hell if I go over 4
September 4th, 2006
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god and satan both killed none because they're f*ckin FAKE!
September 4th, 2006
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lol meow
September 4th, 2006
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Did you just say meow?
September 4th, 2006
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man, for a second there I thought my snazy sheets were under attack!
September 4th, 2006
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I guess Satan can take a joke better then God lol.
September 4th, 2006
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All the more reason to not piss God off. Because while Satan is a n00b, God is a 1337 killing machine.
September 4th, 2006
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Are these real statistcs?? 0_0
September 4th, 2006
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n*gg* plz
September 4th, 2006
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"Am I hopping around all...nimbly pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!" XD XD Best movie ever, 5 for Super Troopers alone.
September 4th, 2006
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Atheists are f*gs =D
September 4th, 2006
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in poor taste? its a chart that i can verify as true from theology. God: most of the kills from his flood. Satan: i know a couple were from him killing followers as god said they wouldnt lose their faith. i thought the site was great and true even though i dont have any grudge against god.
September 4th, 2006
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LOL. people here are saying he killed all sinners. So i guess you wouldn't mind if he wiped out the whole planet again?
September 4th, 2006
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You may want to move the Satan bar up a little, since its under the 0 line right now, but otherwise I like it alot.
September 4th, 2006
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"You're right Canadian, religion is pure evil. Without it I'd be able to kill you without feeling bad and rape your female relatives to spread my seed throughout the world. Fortunately for you I have morals." Thats fine and great, but are you not capable of coming up with these morals without a "Big Brother" to watch you execute them? When will you f*cking bible thumpers realize THERE IS GOOD WITHOUT RELIGION. Morals doesnt= religion f*cktards
September 4th, 2006
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ha win
September 4th, 2006
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this reminds me of a guy that god royally screwed by killing his entire family and crippling him and a hell-of-a-lot worse crap just to prove that he would stay faithful in the end...which doesnt justify him killing the entire family and ruining the guys life
September 4th, 2006
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"Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars." You're the one who believes what some people and a book tell you blindly. Religion causes more bad than good. As for Morals Do not Equal religion. So true. Does the "Priests Molesting Altar Boys" scandal ring a bell? BTW, I'd think Satan would be employed by God since he doesn't feel like being near fire all the time. So he hired Satan. If God was almighty why doesn't he just send Satan to some made up alternate universe?
September 4th, 2006
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funny thing is, its a lot more than that. In the last hundred years that is probably the number
September 4th, 2006
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"this reminds me of a guy that god royally screwed by killing his entire family and crippling him and a hell-of-a-lot worse crap just to prove that he would stay faithful in the end...which doesnt justify him killing the entire family and ruining the guys life" God's standards are too high. Oops, I released natural body gas! *SMITE'D!*
September 4th, 2006
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dont boo god
September 4th, 2006
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Religion /= morals. I'm an atheist and I'm more kind hearted than even some hippy-christians, and that's pretty kind-hearted.
September 4th, 2006
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dumb enough to respond to you thinking you're actually gonna come back here and read it
September 4th, 2006
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buffs plz
September 4th, 2006
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NlGGERS and CANDY for ALL
September 4th, 2006
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All praise the merciful Lord Satan!
September 4th, 2006
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+4 for pretty good, but -1 for using "internets" as a source. It's not a big truck!
September 4th, 2006
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Remember, God is in control.
September 4th, 2006
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"Cyberman's probably not too happy about this." -- peterguy probably won't be either.
September 4th, 2006
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AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT MEOW?
September 4th, 2006
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we need more atheists.
September 4th, 2006
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This is great, 5'd for pissing off bible thumping christians with actual statistics
September 4th, 2006
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OH NOES
September 4th, 2006
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God killed Steve Irwin... think about that
September 5th, 2006
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IT'S OK; THEY WERE ALL SINNERS. IDIOTS.
September 5th, 2006
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Note to self: using statistics from a fictional source will really piss off people who believe the fictional source contains TEH TRUTH
September 5th, 2006
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"Remember, God is in control." Then why doesn't he just remake the world to shape his standards? If he hates gays, abortion and that stuff then why does he not just wipe them off the face of the Earth?
September 10th, 2006
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LOL RELIGION IS STUPID
September 13th, 2006
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Ok, people you'd really better stop making fun of God. I mean, God's killed so many people before.. Would you insult someone with a gun to your head?
September 13th, 2006
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(btw, I don't really believe in any deities)