You don't make heroes out of warlocks!
Created on: December 10th, 2006
You don't make heroes out of warlocks!
If he were alive during the old testament, Harry Potter would have been put TO DEATH!

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December 10th, 2006
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Haha, have you seen the entire documentary that this is from? It's called Jesus Camp and definitely worth a watch. It's shot from an almost unbiased point of view and by doing this does an excellent job of exposing extremist religious wackos for what they are. Good stuff.
December 10th, 2006
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Yes, I have. I saw it for free here: http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/12/jesus-camp-full-doc.html
December 10th, 2006
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I just hope you're not too proud of this.
December 10th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 10th, 2006
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THEPLEASE, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!!!!
December 10th, 2006
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5'd for radical christian conservatives
December 10th, 2006
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bout f*cking time i'm sick of this harry potter sh*t i mean it's f*cking evil
December 10th, 2006
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.... omg stupid *ss christianity
December 10th, 2006
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And if he were alive right now, Harry Potter would have been put INTO A SCIENCE FACILITY! I'm serious. If he were alive and if people knew he did magic, he would simply be taken by the FBI and then examined and had tests done on him. Anyway, good find. I laffed!
December 10th, 2006
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lolz
December 10th, 2006
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I completely agree with this wacko christian extremist. Harry Potter is evil! You know what his influence is doing to the children of the world, encouraging them to read and have imagination! We can't have kids reading and developing into intelligent young men and women, NO! We need them to be mindless idiots who will be more easily molded into a radical extremist.
December 10th, 2006
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5 for people applauding the concept of executing a small child.
December 10th, 2006
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^ The audience was all children
December 10th, 2006
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LOL for making fun of religious extremists. Do you know how fun it is to put evolution bumper stickers on their car and watch the reaction? Amazing!
December 10th, 2006
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@miltonstapler: You can't say that all of Christianity is stupid, I am a Christian myself and I think this woman is a f*ckin' tart. Everything has dumbasses involved that take things a little bit too far. Look at the government, although they do the right thing at times, they do some stupid *ss sh*t others, but that doesn't mean that everybody in the government is a total idiot.
December 10th, 2006
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lol that is also the christion way join our religion or we'll hurt u, i love it
December 10th, 2006
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My fave song is "Worlock" by skinny puppy, making this quote particularly funny, being christian myself..what hogwash
December 10th, 2006
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relegion is for the weak minded
December 10th, 2006
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Fanaticism is the enemy of the humanity.
December 10th, 2006
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- the
December 10th, 2006
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wow.. i live near there
December 10th, 2006
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He would of been put to death? He's a fictional character! Free speech and all that jazz? 5 for truth.
December 10th, 2006
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win
December 10th, 2006
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lawl
December 10th, 2006
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Which video?
December 10th, 2006
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That kid needs to shut up until his balls drop.
December 10th, 2006
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I have a lvl 60 warlock. :]
December 10th, 2006
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"Which video?" I think it was the third one down.
December 10th, 2006
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This makes scientology look semi-sane
December 10th, 2006
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Wow, what a b*tch.
December 10th, 2006
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Just shows how riled up psycho-christians get about kids books.
December 10th, 2006
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Oh God... being a Christian and seeing this makes me embarassed. Good job.
December 10th, 2006
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I hope you're very proud of this!
December 10th, 2006
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This site is an ENEMY OF GAWD
December 10th, 2006
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anal sex
December 10th, 2006
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Gawd-Warriors! Harry Potter is Darksided! Eurasia has never been at war with oceania!
December 10th, 2006
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I agree with Optimus Prime. This does not represent Christianity. It represents violent nutjobs, which are not limited to Christianity.
December 10th, 2006
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This isn't meant to be an attack on Christianity, just a funny quote from a nutjob
December 10th, 2006
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Those poor kids are gonna be brainwashed for life. Let them make their own goddamn decisions! :(
December 10th, 2006
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People who don't actually watch the movie and bash it are stupid. I found it has better themes than Lord of Rings personally. Its more down to earth and can teach kids a lot about friendship and sharing
December 10th, 2006
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christians like to kill people who are different
December 10th, 2006
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lololol radcons say the darndest things
December 10th, 2006
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Oh, my bad. It's a woman talking.
December 10th, 2006
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ahahaha f*cking crazy christian f*cks
December 10th, 2006
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HARRY POTTER IS SATAN!!! GOD WARRIOR!!! RARRRRRRRR!!!!...ahem...
December 10th, 2006
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Please tile the image
December 10th, 2006
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Augh. F*cking extremists making a bad name for everyone else. Learn to tell fact from fiction.
December 10th, 2006
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lol, prez. Bush Christian?stem cell resourch bad, war good?
December 10th, 2006
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...that's a boy?
December 10th, 2006
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these are the types of people that murdered Jews during the plague .......she made the children cry :(
December 10th, 2006
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lol, she put clothes on the Ken and Barbie dalls...she is ashamed of the human anatomy,SINNER!!!!
December 10th, 2006
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lol extremists
December 10th, 2006
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You have got to be kidding me.
December 10th, 2006
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Harry Potter would've beaten the sh*t out of them. Also, wizard =/= warlock.
December 10th, 2006
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There are some twisted people out there. Thankfully, not all Christians are this way. The priest of my church doesn't look at things that way. He says it's great that these books exist, because they're getting children reading again. I don't think these people who burn Harry Potter books have even READ them. If they had, they'd see that while there are is black magic in them, it's used by the villains. This is a modern day story of good vs. evil.
December 10th, 2006
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I made a site similar to this one too. Really shows how far we've come as a society, doesn't it?? http://howfarwevecome.ytmnd.com/
December 10th, 2006
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5'd for defending harry potter. God's probably just like "lol dumb christian conservatives"
December 10th, 2006
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...the history chanel did a special on the stuff in the bible that actualy happened...whether or not God had a hand in it is up to you...
December 10th, 2006
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what the f*ck is this sh*t? get out.
December 10th, 2006
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YAY LET'S KILL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
December 10th, 2006
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yeah but christ is totally buddy with paladins
December 10th, 2006
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Quick pull my wand! Im gonna blow!
December 10th, 2006
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What the hell is Jesus Cam... oh, the link! Thank you! Should I be ready to laugh, or cry?
December 10th, 2006
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Lmao Jesus freaks are such fu cking morons. The world would be a much better place without them.
December 10th, 2006
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jesus
December 10th, 2006
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I still have to see that documentary
December 10th, 2006
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I bet this kid gets beaten with a rosery.
December 10th, 2006
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lol christians still believe the world is set in a medieval MMORPG.
December 10th, 2006
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I can never really understand why Christians hate magic. I mean, wouldn't all those miracles that Jesus did be considered "magic" too?
December 10th, 2006
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WARLOCKS ARE ENEMIES OF GOD! That's gay, how dare they put me and my people down like that. Bunch of f*ggots.
December 10th, 2006
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I wonder why I think wizards are so great.
December 10th, 2006
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What is this so called "religous camp"? I have twice as much theology education as they do. I want to go talk to that speaker now lol.
December 10th, 2006
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"There are some twisted people out there. Thankfully, not all Christians are this way. The priest of my church doesn't look at things that way. He says it's great that these books exist, because they're getting children reading again." I don't think that ANY true christian believes its horrible. I think you guys ran into some pretty heavy extremeists.
December 10th, 2006
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Ah, i listened to it again. It seems to be taken out of context, but it still is a bizzare statement. Was this a televangelist running this?
December 10th, 2006
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ugh, not my personal view on this subject. Harry POTTER OH NOES SATAN LIVES IN OUR CHILDREN DURRRRRRRRRRRRT
December 10th, 2006
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"Ah, i listened to it again. It seems to be taken out of context, but it still is a bizzare statement. Was this a televangelist running this?" It wasn't really taken out of context. The woman speaking was one of the people running a youth ministry camp-thing. You can view the whole documentary here: http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/12/jesus-camp-full-doc.html
December 10th, 2006
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PUT TO DEATH
December 10th, 2006
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DONT DO IT
December 10th, 2006
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holy sh*t, its whetstone!
December 10th, 2006
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EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY
December 10th, 2006
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OH MY SCIENCE!
December 10th, 2006
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lol christian cult
December 10th, 2006
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Dude. Watched most of that movie from that link. That home-schooled family is pretty lame. "Global warming isn't a problem."
December 10th, 2006
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i know a lot of Christians here would want to disassociate with this christian, and while yes, she is a nutjob, YES - the Old Testament WOULD put him to death, Harry Potter IS a slight against christianity, etc - sure, go ahead and be 'moderate' christians and/or believe in belief - but dont kid yourself - moderate christians just pick and choose what they believe, its the whackos like her that are probably closer to what (not the more tolerant jesus but) much of the Bible preaches.
December 10th, 2006
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is nice, but i think some edits could also be done to the sound to make it extra funnay.
December 10th, 2006
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lol. My family's uberchristian. They don't care i leik hary poder. :D It's fiction.
December 10th, 2006
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I'd see the actual documentary, but it would probably give me high blood pressure and induce shooting sprees.
December 10th, 2006
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I'm going to go watch this documentary, even though the stupidity of the religious wackos would drive me inside.
December 10th, 2006
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I watch that documentary whenever I need to induce vomiting.
December 10th, 2006
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That is really, REALLY f*cked up right there. You can totally make heroes out of warlocks.
December 10th, 2006
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1...wow
December 10th, 2006
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December 10th, 2006
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I had a lvl 60 warlock....now I'm glad I did.
December 10th, 2006
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Let's send troops to Hogwarts. Harry Potter must be destroyed!
December 10th, 2006
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Jesus Camp is a disturbing movie.
December 10th, 2006
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Notice how the jesus camp (I've been to a few, hated every minute of it and part of the reason why I now turn my back on all religion) hyperanal christian speakers (much like George Bush) always speak in short phrases, so that the rest of the slobbering f*cktards can follow it. So, what have we learned? 1. DON'T mess with FOOTBALL. 2. DON'T make HEROES out of WARLOCKS.
December 10th, 2006
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Warlocks are enemies of god?
December 10th, 2006
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Man, I grew up around this kind of buggery. I'm more pissed than amused, but 5'd for making a point.
December 10th, 2006
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these are the types of ppl that make me want to fight them, and i always win fights against ppl like this
December 10th, 2006
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my 60 lock would own her
December 10th, 2006
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lol
December 10th, 2006
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I'm surprised she doesn't bust out into a long-winded tirade about "Enemies of God include: Superman (he's not human and therefore not a son of God), any scientist (they teach that we can leave our God-given earth if we want to), any fiction writer (nuff said), etc."
December 10th, 2006
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I always found it odd that wacko Christains believe there is one "true" god that will not grant his believers any divine power while there are "warlocks and witches" that are granted powers by false gods that don't really exist... Maybe I'm misunderstanding them, but trying to apply any sort of logic to their worldview, or having a reasoned debate with them is a losing proposition anyway.
December 10th, 2006
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I think they'd say that a witch or warlock was granted power by Satan
December 10th, 2006
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five for unveiling an obvious no-sex haver
December 10th, 2006
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Also known as the fiction section of your public library
December 10th, 2006
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Harry Potter is god.
December 10th, 2006
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jesus christ was a warlock
December 10th, 2006
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*amen*
December 10th, 2006
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lol, Wow. What a stupid bitch
December 10th, 2006
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Harry potter would have been put to death! That was hilarious when the audience aplauded
December 10th, 2006
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someone's been playing a non-warlock on WoW...
December 11th, 2006
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Don't make heroes out of Death Coil.
December 12th, 2006
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If only... bitch
December 14th, 2006
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I know, its totally lame the way they can throw all that sh*t on you and since decursive is gone you have to point and click like 5 times to get it off, by which time your HP is half gone. They're squishy as hell tho. Pallys FTW.
January 10th, 2007
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RAISE YOUR FISTS IN THE NAME OF SATAN!
January 28th, 2007
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Phukin Christians scare me...
February 25th, 2007
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YES! PUT THAT GOD DAMN FICTIONAL CHARATER TO DEATH!!
July 20th, 2007
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Wow.. this girl was a bitch... She needs to realize its fiction. Its ment to be a kids book to entertain well everyone. Bitch needs to get her act together.. god she pisses me off.
March 1st, 2008
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Great. More Muggles.