Hard Safety
Created on: February 9th, 2007
Hard Safety
in the twisted game of time, there are no guarantees... one man will open up the limit and do what he did once before, only this time there's no turning back

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February 9th, 2007
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lol, mulletman
September 14th, 2008
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better than that new sh*t obv
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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Blast from the past. Or is it?
February 9th, 2007
(0)
Tu es dinero.
June 14th, 2009
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No eres claro.
February 9th, 2007
(1)
the mullet, the jeans, the kicks
March 27th, 2007
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You Deserve Five Stars! ridgeracertheft.ytmnd.com
February 9th, 2007
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Pay more attention to your girlfriend.
February 9th, 2007
(1)
5 for actually making me laugh out loud. Not many things do that to me.
February 9th, 2007
(-3)
no more now
February 9th, 2007
(3)
This summer is gonna rock!
February 9th, 2007
(0)
Too cool and funny!
February 9th, 2007
(0)
wow.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
sick
February 9th, 2007
(2)
they just get sicker. PS) Get a movievoice person to say the description and you got a sponsor buddy
February 9th, 2007
(1)
Must bring your own ticket for admission
February 9th, 2007
(-1)
Fun, but gets crappy at the end. After this nice set-up, you really gave us a sht title shot for "Safety Not Guaranteed". -1 NBD
February 9th, 2007
(0)
Make it un-tiled for the five.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
lol
February 9th, 2007
(0)
die hard with a guarantee
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
(0)
Fearcondom wins again!
February 9th, 2007
(0)
5 for nightwish. lol!
February 9th, 2007
(0)
This was well made, but I just can't 5 a site that moves YTMND backwards by using a fad that is years old.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
epic!
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KICK. ASS.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
FANTASTIC!
February 9th, 2007
(0)
It's so good i'm almost aroused.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
Oh, how I wish this was a real movie.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
For some odd reason, I'm thinking MacGyver while I watch this...
February 9th, 2007
(0)
fearcondom FTW
February 9th, 2007
(0)
I've only done this once before....
February 9th, 2007
(0)
lol girlfriend
February 9th, 2007
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Godlike image editing.
February 9th, 2007
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
i agree with nutnics, needs better title. Maybe you could animate the text to jut out at the screen with an epic announcer voice and add some explosions or something.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
5ed for Wishmaster
February 9th, 2007
(0)
That's awesome. Well played, sir.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
(0)
EPIC
February 9th, 2007
(0)
That is EPIC!!! =D
February 9th, 2007
(0)
THIS is worthy of the tile Epic Movie.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
also, title.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
F*cking Epic!
February 9th, 2007
(0)
EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE! *1stars like a goofgoblin.*
February 9th, 2007
(0)
sure why not
February 9th, 2007
(0)
below the belts are around the corner, circle jerks behind the methadone clinic since 1995
February 9th, 2007
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old jean claude movies FTW.
February 9th, 2007
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Boring.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
February 9th, 2007
(0)
g g g g gooooooOOOOOOO
February 9th, 2007
(0)
nicely done
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this makes me horny for some reason
February 9th, 2007
(0)
My HEAD!...AHHHH...It'S SO GOOD
February 9th, 2007
(0)
February 9th, 2007
(0)
"Man's got to know his limitations."
February 9th, 2007
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Now I know I have to go back in time with him.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
THAT was awesome.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
Well hot damn.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
This would have been funny even without the time traveler.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
(0)
ok.
February 9th, 2007
(1)
This is pretty overrated, I mean it's good but not great.
September 6th, 2008
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The 'New Trailer' version, a recent remake, makes it.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
Five just for the unspoken Steven Seagull connection.
February 9th, 2007
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what the f*ck did you just do you worthless piece of sh*t you basically fadwhored two horrible things but that's ALL you did. What a waste of flesh, n*gg* how the f*ck are you going to explain that to a girl, ie your mother, when she asks you what this sh*t is. You're going to tell her that you replaced Van Damme's face with some f*ggot and that this is somehow funny? Dear God I wish you died in a horrible way, btw your other sites are f*cking retarded, no wonder they get upvoted in this sh*t pool.
February 9th, 2007
(0)
TIME TO CALL A CAST!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
WIN
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Does that grenade say "Fuse"? What the feck?
February 10th, 2007
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the final close-up on mullet man's face as he's running away from the explosion was priceless.
February 10th, 2007
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Ah. Nightwish. BAWWWWLLLIN
February 10th, 2007
(0)
EPIC!
February 10th, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
February 10th, 2007
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Sad part is, MichaelWolfson already made a Safety Not Guaranteed movie and it sucked balls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qUx5vQ14ic
February 10th, 2007
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i heard a sequel is already in the works.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
F*ckin' Epic!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
3'd for Nightwish, that song is an insult to Mulletman.
February 10th, 2007
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Good job. I hope this movie gets made.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Awesome.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
loved that fad...now bring back moskau
February 10th, 2007
(0)
well done
February 10th, 2007
(-3)
loud over-used music + old over-used fad
February 10th, 2007
(0)
amazing photoshop
February 10th, 2007
(0)
GREATEST YTMND IN THE HISTORY OF YTMND
February 10th, 2007
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NEXT POSTER TO SUGGEST THAT THIS IS A STEVEN SEAGULL MOVIE (DID YOU SEE THAT RUN DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A F*GGOT *SS RUN TO YOU) GETS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE OFF OF A MOTORCYCLE MOTHERF*CKER
February 10th, 2007
(0)
nobody can stand up to that mullet.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
fad revival + nigh wish wiiin
February 10th, 2007
(0)
5'd for mullet man
February 10th, 2007
(0)
winnar!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
this is the only good fad on ytmnd
February 10th, 2007
(0)
epic
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Nice song.
February 10th, 2007
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you deserve like six medals
February 10th, 2007
(0)
epic win
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Coolest ytmnd ever!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
epic
February 10th, 2007
(0)
February 10th, 2007
(0)
That's badass. Do one with Shoop Da Woop and Star Wars.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
this would rock!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Good
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Very well done, the mullet pulls it all together!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
4'd for good video editing and funny music to complement it.
February 10th, 2007
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lol, Jean-Claude Van Damme
February 10th, 2007
(0)
master! apprentice! hard porn! steven segal! warrior! his rifle! in me! the wishmaster!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
epic
February 10th, 2007
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lol @ random car explosion
February 10th, 2007
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I wouldpay to see that movie... when it got to dollar theaters. It's still more than I'd give most any other movie.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
cool
February 10th, 2007
(0)
WINNAR!!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Woot
February 10th, 2007
(0)
ROFL, genius!! Hard Target was an awesome movie.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Win
February 10th, 2007
(0)
hanster! a dentist! hard porn! steven seagull! warrior! this rifle! in me! the fishmaster!
February 10th, 2007
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Meh
February 10th, 2007
(0)
If only you could work in the Take it to the Limit music somehow....
February 10th, 2007
(0)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
February 10th, 2007
(0)
omg, this is f*cking beautiful...lmao
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Do you know what time period Mulletman went to? MULLET TIME.
February 10th, 2007
(0)
Dude, why did you not do this with Timecop?????? Needs a sequel!
February 10th, 2007
(0)
OMG! YES, JESUS IS BACK!
February 11th, 2007
(2)
HAMSTER, A DENTIST, HARD PORN, STEPHEN SEAGULL!
September 29th, 2007
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LOL, I was totally thinking of a dew when I heard this
February 11th, 2007
(0)
i'm with nutnics
February 11th, 2007
(0)
hahah nice work
February 11th, 2007
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I wouldn't want my safety any other way.
February 13th, 2007
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Bastard, a freind is hardcore, seventh Caesar. For you're the cyborg, and me, the wishmaster! Bastard! A freind is! Hardcore! For Seventh Caesar! For you're! The Cyborg! And me, the wishmaster!
February 13th, 2007
(0)
nice
February 15th, 2007
(0)
This is probably the best YTMND ever made. Seriously.
February 16th, 2007
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LOL, extreme to the max. Also, nightwish.
February 16th, 2007
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I would have 5'd this if there was no sound, but it deserve a 10 for nightwish music
February 16th, 2007
(0)
woo
February 16th, 2007
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Okay... that was more than awesome. That WAS EPIC!
February 16th, 2007
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so our time traveler goes to random construction sites and beats the living sh*t out of everyone there?
February 16th, 2007
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667 vote. Wonder who the guy was before me... also epic
February 16th, 2007
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YES!
February 16th, 2007
(0)
LMFAO!1
February 16th, 2007
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THE MUSIC COULD BE BETTER
February 16th, 2007
(0)
I will be there for the midnight showing
February 16th, 2007
(0)
Epic.
February 16th, 2007
(0)
Bringing my own weapons...
February 16th, 2007
(0)
Movie for real please.
February 16th, 2007
(0)
The hair looks awesome... blends right in with Mullet Man's head and brings him to live as it moves around.
February 16th, 2007
(0)
Rofl
February 17th, 2007
(0)
Well played
February 17th, 2007
(0)
Time travelling can never go wrong.
February 17th, 2007
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lawl at description...so epic
February 17th, 2007
(0)
Perfect
February 17th, 2007
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AMAZING !!!
February 17th, 2007
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Lol.
February 17th, 2007
(0)
ive never wanted to see a movie so bad since gone with the wind SUPER HOTTTT
February 17th, 2007
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It's about bleeping time someone put this song to a movie trailer.
February 17th, 2007
(0)
There are few things as great as this.
February 17th, 2007
(0)
wow just wow
February 19th, 2007
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Even given the high rating, this deserves to be at the top.
February 19th, 2007
(0)
how awesome. +5000000 points
February 19th, 2007
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WTF is it with all the fad hateing? dude, if it makes you laugh, just enjoy it! 5'd for a good Safety not guaranteed ytmnd and actually basing it off the ONLY Van Damme movie i actually enjoyed
February 19th, 2007
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wow having van dam as a stunt double mus rule
February 19th, 2007
(0)
+5 for nightwish
February 19th, 2007
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you own, seriously this makes me want to cry.
February 20th, 2007
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Fantastically Epic
February 20th, 2007
(0)
GOLD.
February 20th, 2007
(0)
I cried it was so beautiful.
February 20th, 2007
(0)
i would go to the movies to see this
February 21st, 2007
(0)
Well, it's got explosions.
February 22nd, 2007
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f*ck yes.. excessive explosions exemplify excellence
February 22nd, 2007
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I'd watch it.
February 24th, 2007
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Nightwish + Explosions + Mullets...
February 25th, 2007
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Id see that
February 27th, 2007
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butt.........ter
March 8th, 2007
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boom
March 11th, 2007
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wtf, i 4'd this
March 12th, 2007
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superbe
March 13th, 2007
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March 19th, 2007
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5'd guaranteed
March 19th, 2007
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Master, Aprrentice
March 27th, 2007
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If only!
March 29th, 2007
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Grats on front page of top rated.
April 10th, 2007
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thats hardcore...ive always wanted to meet that dude.
May 18th, 2007
(0)
I want to see a safety not guaranteed movie ;_;
May 29th, 2007
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EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC!
June 5th, 2007
(0)
the edit is good enough for 5
June 9th, 2007
(0)
i like fearcondon
July 4th, 2007
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You should add him jumping through a time portal or something.
September 3rd, 2007
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5 for mullets, karate and nightwish
September 17th, 2007
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i guess it was inevitable
October 16th, 2007
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i havent cried that hard since ive been in college
October 20th, 2007
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y tho
October 28th, 2007
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I wish they would just randomly show this in theaters. People would laugh so hard at its randomness.
November 6th, 2007
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epic
November 12th, 2007
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So much love
November 21st, 2007
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That sounds like an awesome movie concept! You deserve a 5.
February 17th, 2008
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Jean Claude Van Damme's wardrobe has only blue articles of clothing.
April 27th, 2008
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You only did this once before
June 16th, 2008
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If I could give this a 6, I would.
July 6th, 2008
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excellent. [me] donne envie de me [re]mettre ImageReady.
September 4th, 2008
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Refund Not Guaranteed if you have only seen it once before
September 4th, 2008
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Went to 5 this...and found out I already had. Kudos for not only a good YTMND, but being part of an even more epic one.
September 15th, 2008
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epic
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I love this to an unhealthy level.
May 14th, 2012
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This is amazing!
August 20th, 2012
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Well I guess this movie is FINALLY coming out. You're so clairvoyant, fearcondom. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/
November 30th, 2013
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Master, apprentice!
Hard porn, Steven Seagull!
Warrior, eerie English master!