I AM NOT A POLACK
Created on: May 2nd, 2007
I AM NOT A POLACK
Father-McKenzie 
iamnotapolack.ytmnd.com
marlon brando
is not a polack
None ( ._.)

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Maztachief
May 2nd, 2007
9:58:35 PM CDT
(0)
isnt that a fish?
MeatwadPwnsYou
May 3rd, 2007
4:17:56 PM CDT
(0)
2nd. 5%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%55%%%%%5555
DMFL
May 3rd, 2007
7:01:15 PM CDT
(0)
acually you weren't second master sitsu was dip sh*t =]
The-giva
May 3rd, 2007
7:09:23 PM CDT
(0)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^ 4thedrdst
MasterSitsu
May 2nd, 2007
10:00:17 PM CDT
(7)
the internet is not a big polack, its a series of poles
Enterprisee
May 2nd, 2007
10:00:25 PM CDT
(2)
you didn't forget Poland
s3m1lol
May 2nd, 2007
10:05:04 PM CDT
(2)
you forgot polackland
BTape
May 2nd, 2007
10:01:40 PM CDT
(0)
I AM A FREEEEEEEEEEE MAN!
SSgtTCZ
May 2nd, 2007
10:03:33 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah
koolaider
May 2nd, 2007
10:03:42 PM CDT
(6)
Son of a bitch, I burned my finger on a burrito.
vigilante4x
May 3rd, 2007
8:56:56 AM CDT
(1)
That comment made me LOL harder than this site.
Sticky
May 2nd, 2007
10:05:35 PM CDT
(0)
POOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
wisdumcube
May 2nd, 2007
10:06:27 PM CDT
(1)
DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A POLACK
Connor
May 2nd, 2007
10:08:26 PM CDT
(0)
Lol
DarthWang
May 2nd, 2007
10:09:11 PM CDT
(0)
6
OmniIcyshelf
May 2nd, 2007
10:15:57 PM CDT
(0)
STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ZeroTron
May 2nd, 2007
10:18:19 PM CDT
(5)
I have 2 poles in my front yard. They're used for badminton.
elerium
May 2nd, 2007
10:23:36 PM CDT
(0)
I AM A POLACK
BTape
May 2nd, 2007
10:29:42 PM CDT
(0)
Why is this marked NSFW?
CreepPipe
May 2nd, 2007
11:12:29 PM CDT
(1)
Excactly what I was thinking. But according to OmnIcyshelf, he might have done it so the dowvoting alt couldn't find it if it was marked NSFW.
OmniIcyshelf
May 3rd, 2007
3:02:31 PM CDT
(0)
Wasn't me, lol
peesauce
May 2nd, 2007
10:29:53 PM CDT
(0)
answer the phone
AskAak
May 3rd, 2007
2:37:51 PM CDT
(0)
it just keeps ringing
OmniIcyshelf
May 2nd, 2007
10:43:03 PM CDT
(1)
I'm pretty sure someone is alt-downvoting you: take evasive action
Father-McKenzie
May 2nd, 2007
11:23:24 PM CDT
(1)
nah dont think so, i'm more concerned what idiot thinks this is nsfw
silenoz
May 2nd, 2007
10:43:16 PM CDT
(3)
if "polack" is NSFW then this site really sucks
silenoz
May 2nd, 2007
10:43:57 PM CDT
(3)
by this site I mean YTMND
Cold-NiTe
May 3rd, 2007
2:25:08 PM CDT
(0)
Agreed.
Turtleback
May 3rd, 2007
4:11:47 PM CDT
(0)
Don't you think that if you are at work, and your comp started screaming "POLLACK!" you might get into some trouble? For the record, I didn't mark this as NSFW because I kind of hope someone dose open this at work with their sound turned way up.
Cold-NiTe
May 4th, 2007
2:15:10 AM CDT
(0)
I guess if it's just in terms of volume sure. But when I think of NSFW I think of stuff like Ridin' Spinnas or something. Where viewing such in front of others would mean immediate ostracization.
IVIegadude
May 2nd, 2007
11:03:01 PM CDT
(9)
So I see a guy walking through the street with a big long stick on his shoulder so I says, "Hey! You must be a pole vaulter!", and he says, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?" LOZLKLZLZLZLZLZLZLZL OK THAT"S JUST GOLDEN RIGHT THERE!!!
deltapwn
May 2nd, 2007
11:21:55 PM CDT
(1)
lol im telling that to my friends
setanta1810
May 3rd, 2007
6:10:28 PM CDT
(0)
TheCreator
May 2nd, 2007
11:39:10 PM CDT
(2)
thank you, thank you, thank you, for not making this another POLEND ear rape site. I like some of them, but it wouldn't have fit here.
salami
May 3rd, 2007
12:48:07 AM CDT
(1)
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU OR WILL SAY IN THE FUTURE
momthinksimcool
May 3rd, 2007
12:52:27 AM CDT
(0)
calm the f*ck down
ghcghcghc
May 3rd, 2007
12:56:45 AM CDT
(0)
MODS SUCK IF THIS IS NSFW
cactusjack666
May 3rd, 2007
1:02:12 AM CDT
(0)
Father-McKenzie
May 3rd, 2007
1:04:28 AM CDT
(4)
wow. this line was okay for conservative 1950s culture, but apparently it's way too controversial for ytmnd. I would really like to have a conversation with whoever nsfw'd this.
lowcast
May 3rd, 2007
2:18:08 AM CDT
(0)
OLD TYME FUNNIES
frenchbreadpizza
May 3rd, 2007
2:39:49 AM CDT
(0)
I was seriously hoping for some All In The Family. But ah well, voted WS.
syncan
May 3rd, 2007
2:57:54 AM CDT
(2)
un-nsfw'd, because this is not nsfw.
BTape
May 3rd, 2007
3:11:11 AM CDT
(0)
I imagine it was marked because Father-McKenzie made it and it had "POLACK" in the title and "poland" in the sound file. Yes, obviously those clues are enough to mark something nsfw, but "PENIS" in the title of a site isn't enough to catch the moderator's attention.
SageOverride
May 3rd, 2007
7:17:33 AM CDT
(0)
Most of the mods around here are f*cking stupid and blind anyway.
LotharGuy
May 3rd, 2007
3:03:02 AM CDT
(-2)
You're a dirty Polack, aren't you?
egonym
May 3rd, 2007
3:23:14 AM CDT
(0)
love it
roddy
May 3rd, 2007
3:31:23 AM CDT
(0)
what do they call people from Holland?
rckbikes
May 3rd, 2007
4:55:53 AM CDT
(0)
F*CKING POLACKS, ALL POLACKING AND SH*T
Chav-Slayer
May 3rd, 2007
6:43:48 AM CDT
(0)
Damn Polacks, taking our jobs...
MediocreMarvel
May 3rd, 2007
7:12:47 AM CDT
(0)
I am a human being!!!
UltraPic
May 3rd, 2007
8:17:21 AM CDT
(0)
isnt that a fish? No, thats a pollock (i've had this argument before and got laughed at).
megatron
May 3rd, 2007
8:42:52 AM CDT
(0)
this is f*cking hilarious
Edgeworth
May 3rd, 2007
9:33:54 AM CDT
(0)
A Streetcar Named Desire FTFW
GibbityGibblets
May 3rd, 2007
9:48:49 AM CDT
(0)
I am a total polack!!!! POLISH PRIDE!!!!!!
strangurdangurr
May 3rd, 2007
9:56:36 AM CDT
(0)
just call them n*gg*rs instead
Doomrock
May 3rd, 2007
10:01:28 AM CDT
(0)
Do you see a Polack in front of my house that says Dead Polack Storage?
dascoot
May 3rd, 2007
10:19:15 AM CDT
(0)
What the hell? I thought I already voted on this. Well anyway yay for skinny hot Brando.
TheManWithNoFace
May 3rd, 2007
10:43:44 AM CDT
(-2)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
MattressMan
May 3rd, 2007
11:05:49 AM CDT
(0)
i always thought it was "polock"
dunsparce
May 3rd, 2007
12:43:58 PM CDT
(0)
pole lol
ShadowSL
May 3rd, 2007
1:11:49 PM CDT
(0)
Pole Lock!
maddog00
May 3rd, 2007
1:21:51 PM CDT
(0)
What I don't get is what is wrong with the word Polack? Why is it derogatory? I'm being honest here.
Ochobobo
May 3rd, 2007
2:09:22 PM CDT
(0)
lol
CaptainHooks
May 3rd, 2007
2:11:33 PM CDT
(0)
holy f*cking hell! I just finished reading this play yesterday!
Servo
May 3rd, 2007
2:16:17 PM CDT
(0)
I be Polack
AskAak
May 3rd, 2007
2:37:18 PM CDT
(0)
Twinsen
May 3rd, 2007
2:57:29 PM CDT
(0)
Polack is as NWS as N*gg*r. Oh noes!
NESer
May 3rd, 2007
3:14:06 PM CDT
(0)
I AM NOT A POLACK
NinjaGeek
May 3rd, 2007
4:08:05 PM CDT
(0)
The sheer epicness of this ytmnd makes me want to put a bomb in a school(in a good way).
Zoinkers
May 3rd, 2007
4:17:19 PM CDT
(0)
Im understand fellow brother! XD
ATAT
May 3rd, 2007
5:06:01 PM CDT
(0)
polac
Cabal8616
May 3rd, 2007
5:12:13 PM CDT
(0)
Classic YTMND style is classic. Also, WELL ACTUALLY YOU FORGOT POLAND. (I wonder how long it'll be before this gets poland-ized. Also, I voted %)
username1875
May 3rd, 2007
6:23:59 PM CDT
(0)
Well actually you forgot polackland!
Inim1cus
May 3rd, 2007
6:56:23 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, now I know what to call the Polish at work to piss them off, thanks.
themelon
May 3rd, 2007
7:26:53 PM CDT
(0)
this is actually ultra SFW if you listen to the context. nicely done father.
Necronomicon
May 3rd, 2007
7:31:43 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for preloader on classic-style site. DAS IST VERBOTEN!
Celark
May 3rd, 2007
7:44:43 PM CDT
(0)
YOU POLACK!
RESPONDER
May 3rd, 2007
7:47:18 PM CDT
(0)
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RESPONDER
May 6th, 2007
6:01:41 PM CDT
(0)
Then again, that could have been the whole point.
akiraus
May 3rd, 2007
9:38:53 PM CDT
(0)
This sounds like Rosie O'donald in that retard movie
CONANATOR
May 3rd, 2007
10:23:00 PM CDT
(0)
I AM NOT A POLEND
Cold-NiTe
May 4th, 2007
2:13:48 AM CDT
(0)
Gotta come back to this one.
cameraman
May 12th, 2007
6:55:01 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome, my favorite movie
NotrsNik
June 3rd, 2007
12:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
^_~ teh winnar
MrSinistar
November 4th, 2007
10:50:05 PM CST
(0)
MARLACK BRANDPOLE!