You Gotta Keep Em Separated
Created on: August 16th, 2007
You Gotta Keep Em Separated
It doesn't take a rocket scientist or the Jaws of Life to avoid a sticky situation or worse, being saddled with two or three decades of responsibility you weren't expecting.

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August 16th, 2007
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ha! clever.
August 17th, 2007
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Why should the egg get all the attention? It's the sperm that does all the work. The egg just sits there.
August 17th, 2007
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that's not true, the egg TRAVELS. haven't you ever seen Look Who's Talking?
August 17th, 2007
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Well, yeah... but even there, the spermatazoa do all the work. Great movie.
August 17th, 2007
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That's a big sperm.
August 17th, 2007
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F*CKING WIN! NEEDS TO BE LONGER! MAKE A FULL MUSIC VIDEO! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOER!!!! I Love it!
August 17th, 2007
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I might extend it quacker. I have some ideas. But due to the file size limitations on YTMND I don't think I could animate for the entire song to do a true music video.
August 16th, 2007
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Here's a tip: Nut in the butt
August 16th, 2007
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Closer................................Closer!!!..............................Closer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............Trojan, Protect yourself, dont make a bastard..
August 16th, 2007
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I'd buy a box of 24.
August 16th, 2007
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lol
August 16th, 2007
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damn girl stop stuffing those condoms into your c*nt
August 16th, 2007
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Sex Edtmnd!
August 16th, 2007
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Pro tip: Bone the ones over 50, ya can't get em preggarz!!
August 16th, 2007
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The loop timing seems slightly off. I may try to make it more solid later...
August 17th, 2007
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rofls
August 17th, 2007
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Why, this reminds me of the time we had to defend Jerusalem from the Moslem hordes...
August 17th, 2007
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I just updated the image timing. Might not have been necessary. I thought the original was right on the money. I have a feeling the ads in the background are lagging it to a very small degree here and there eventually leading to loop breakage. If you thought the original looped more seamlessly than this one, let me know in comments or in messages and I'll put it back up. Ultimately it all depends on the computer and browser properties of each individual viewer.
August 17th, 2007
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awesome work, man
August 17th, 2007
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+1 cause i giggled at first...then it just went further and further down the sh*tter
August 17th, 2007
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You mean at roadrunner-style subtitles?
August 17th, 2007
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THIS GETS A 1 BECAUSE THE GIF GOES ON FOREVER AND YOU GAVE UP SYNCHING IT WITH SUCH A LONG F*CKING *SS GIF GTFO LOSER
August 17th, 2007
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Hey.. hey.. COME OUT AND PLAY! :D
August 17th, 2007
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-2 for incorrect song title.
August 17th, 2007
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ur dumb. The site isnt purely about the song.
August 17th, 2007
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Yeah yeah I know. I couldn't remember the real song title. Sue me. Coulda just said "vrinfidel cut of Offspring"
August 17th, 2007
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August 17th, 2007
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i learned
August 17th, 2007
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Song title = WRONG!
August 17th, 2007
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+5 for good song. -3 for f*ggy short film
August 17th, 2007
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Pulling out typically works.
August 17th, 2007
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5'd for offspring
August 17th, 2007
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Hmmmm, I see.
August 17th, 2007
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No, let her have a baby then ditch her. It'll be funnier.
August 17th, 2007
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Im not sure why this deserves a 5 but something tells me if I don't do it I'll regret it later.
August 17th, 2007
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dont worry most of you never will have too worry about it...
August 17th, 2007
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I fancied it.
August 17th, 2007
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This is actually one of the best YTMNDs I've seen a while. No joke.
August 17th, 2007
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Trojans sucks... and also just blow it on her face jackass 5 for effort not the message
August 17th, 2007
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No message involved "jackass" I couldn't care less what everyone does with their penis pudding. One sec while I revise this to be a pussy and nearby *ssh*le with the space between as what's keeping em separated...
August 17th, 2007
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wow. hahahahahaha
August 17th, 2007
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I should make it so the Trojan heads are running around with swords slaughtering sperm that are coming from all directions. Would make that part a bit less bland. Would also fit in well with Crusader's hilarious comment.
August 17th, 2007
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LOL PRODUCT PLACEMENT
August 17th, 2007
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The opinions expressed in this YTMND in no way reflect the opinions of the makers of Trojan condoms. All images are used without permission in an attempt to make people laugh. If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right ;)
August 17th, 2007
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In all honesty, this isn't that clever or amusing.
August 17th, 2007
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Sounds like SOMEBODY (not naming any names -cough- -cough-) made a mistake baby once
August 17th, 2007
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+1
August 17th, 2007
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Give it to me baby. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
August 17th, 2007
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This is gay, that's all I gota say bout that.
August 17th, 2007
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Nope, this is defiantly a product of hetrosexuality. I think you've been tricked, again.
August 17th, 2007
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kill yourself.
August 17th, 2007
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I haven't earned my Emo merit badge yet...
August 17th, 2007
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Sorry. Not funny. Original, but not funny. -2
August 17th, 2007
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Not saying this is the basis of your decision, you're entitled to your opinion, but many people have some misconception that YTMND's have to be funny. That's not the case at all. Arguably even the original wasn't funny...
August 18th, 2007
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Childsupportcollectus
December 3rd, 2008
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LOL Man, I'm not sure what's funnier - this YTMND or the ignorant jackasses who keep hating on you. Disregard the haters, this is one of the most clever YTMNDs I've seen to date, you're a pure genius!!! Maybe you've already made the necessary alterations, because I can't see anything in this YTMND page that needs fixing. Great jorb!