Sean Connery Stole It Back
Created on: August 20th, 2008
Sean Connery Stole It Back
NSMB, Sean Connery Steals it Back

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August 20th, 2008
(23)
Thank God.
August 20th, 2008
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lawl dumb n*gg*r running backwards
August 20th, 2008
(7)
ABOUT DAMN TIME SOMEONE DID THIS!
August 20th, 2008
(0)
August 20th, 2008
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F*CKING EH!!! YTMND RESURRECTION IS POSSIBLE? YOU PEOPLE ARE THE GREATEST
August 20th, 2008
(5)
How come the police don't do anything about this? I mean, he is after the bike once again and the police are RIGHT THERE!
August 20th, 2008
(16)
cuz a white man's riding the bike. It's obviously his.
August 20th, 2008
(17)
Did it REALLY take this long for this footage to make it to YTMND?
August 21st, 2008
(4)
instant f*cking 5'd. well done.
August 21st, 2008
(4)
Why was the African American punching air? What did air ever do to him?
August 21st, 2008
(2)
Wow, I think this might be the first site in the long-running fad I laughed at. It's amazing to me this has never been noticed before. Awesome job.
August 21st, 2008
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August 21st, 2008
(3)
This needs to be a site where you downvote, and your banned for all time...
August 21st, 2008
(-3)
5'd, but I'd lose the the bit where he turns around to punch air, hardly relates to NSMB.
January 29th, 2010
(0)
This scene is such a statistically unlikely yet incredibly wondrous event that it is a YTMND Miracle!
August 20th, 2008
(24)
The circle is now complete...
August 21st, 2008
(7)
The bike is in good hands now.
August 21st, 2008
(9)
And underneath good shorts.
August 23rd, 2008
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i dont get it
August 25th, 2008
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How'd that black guy get out of the patty wagon
August 20th, 2008
(5)
winner
August 20th, 2008
(0)
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A winner is you
August 20th, 2008
(2)
Connery's quick escape confused his dark-skinned pursuer, causing him to go on a blind rage.
August 20th, 2008
(4)
You really dug around for that one...
August 20th, 2008
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yep, you won
August 20th, 2008
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This is wonderful
August 20th, 2008
(3)
Wigger stole my bike!
August 20th, 2008
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Wigga.
August 20th, 2008
(18)
Instant HOF'er.
August 20th, 2008
(7)
Hall of Fame.
August 20th, 2008
(4)
Hall of Fame
August 21st, 2008
(4)
Fame of Hall
August 21st, 2008
(5)
Fall of Hame
August 21st, 2008
(6)
Fahl of Lame
August 21st, 2008
(6)
emaF fo llaH
August 21st, 2008
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Yes this deserves to be put somewhere where not-so-important-to-society documents, items and articles should be kept... Put it next to the Canadian Constitution!
August 22nd, 2008
(1)
You be nice to my Canada, eh.
March 20th, 2009
(0)
MY balls are in the hall of fame.
August 20th, 2008
(34)
Punch the air for god's sake.
August 20th, 2008
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F*ck you. XD
August 20th, 2008
(0)
I've got this thing in my watch.....
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August 20th, 2008
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I understand.
August 20th, 2008
(0)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHa
August 20th, 2008
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this is racist™
August 20th, 2008
(8)
if anyone could, it was connery.
August 20th, 2008
(5)
This will become a YTMND instant classic.
August 20th, 2008
(1)
bike bike bike
September 16th, 2008
(2)
last umfuld comment ever, ftw
November 12th, 2008
(0)
Let us hope
December 27th, 2008
(0)
WRONG
August 20th, 2008
(3)
fourth corner possibility
August 20th, 2008
(3)
Symbolizes pure greatness. 5.
August 20th, 2008
(0)
:D
August 20th, 2008
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PUNCH THE AIR FOR GOD SAKES.
August 20th, 2008
(0)
Limey Scottish bastard stole my bike.
August 20th, 2008
(0)
Better than the actual movie
August 20th, 2008
(3)
Final... after all these years... revenge.
August 20th, 2008
(0)
Its an end of an era
August 21st, 2008
(-1)
gr33nscr33n - official judge.
March 20th, 2009
(0)
gr33nscr33n - official douche.
August 20th, 2008
(0)
you win!
August 20th, 2008
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all the kiddies love this sh¡t
August 20th, 2008
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Wow, a 4.8 for a direct rip? What the f*ck. Also, Never Say Never Again wasn't a real Bond movie.
August 20th, 2008
(2)
Could this be the site that resurrects YTMND?
August 21st, 2008
(-1)
No.
August 21st, 2008
(1)
No, new content will resurrect YTMND. Not a direct rip from a sh*tty movie referencing a 3 year old fad.
August 23rd, 2008
(-3)
Agreed... this site is immensely overrated.
August 21st, 2008
(1)
Could have used a bit of editing. Pink track suit for Connery perhaps? Seems to be lacking something, even though we all get the joke. It feels like this could have been a killer site with a bit more work.
August 21st, 2008
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not sure why this is being -'d
August 21st, 2008
(7)
It's because I gave constructive criticism instead of going 'L0lZ dUmB neEgar chashe KonErrry baKwarDz 'KaUse hE'S ah NiGraH +faiv for nIiIiIiIigras LOLILLKFDHALlolololo Wanna play COD4 for 8 hours and have kno laife?'
August 21st, 2008
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yeah this ytmnd definatly needs more nise edits because thats what ytmnd is all about. It's not about whether something is funny or not it's how well edited it is EX: magnumtacutsaveryqueershoot.ytmnd.com lol shawn connery wearing pink would be sooooo lol funny.
August 21st, 2008
(5)
Dude, I LOVE simple humor. This is a bit too simple. Is it funny? A bit. I sort of saw the joke coming and this won't stand up in the long run. Throw a few simple yet productive edits (track suit, Piston Honda's head on one of the cops maybe?) and this would be killer comedy. And sh*t man, I could have just gone '1ed. You're a f*g. Good day!' like the other *ssh*les but I didn't. What YTMND needs more of is honest opinions and that's what I give.
August 21st, 2008
(1)
Alright, I see where you're coming from I guess. I didn't try to sound like an *ssh*le but looking back I kind of did. My general rule is "if I laugh, I five", and all of the people voting 1 just because they think this is too high rated annoy me.
August 21st, 2008
(2)
That's cool. I'm not knocking anyone for 5ing this, I'm just giving an honest opinion so that the dude can challenge himself a bit more to make a better site.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
This is a direct rip, but you get a 3 for idea and +1 more for the image.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
...of connery stealing his bike back.
August 21st, 2008
(1)
Ok, we need a word that rhymes with n*gg* to say of Sean, and it can't be "wigga" because that's retarded.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
Bigger Digger Figure Jigger Pigger Rigger Sigger Tigger Vigor Wigger
December 5th, 2009
(0)
His name's James Bond and he has a great figure; he says a witty line when he pulls on the trigger!
August 21st, 2008
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neato
August 21st, 2008
(1)
How did no one find this sooner?!
August 21st, 2008
(0)
niccccccccccccce
August 21st, 2008
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August 21st, 2008
(0)
F*ckin' A.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
sure why not
August 21st, 2008
(-2)
F*cking amazing.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
Only Connery can reverse a fad.
August 21st, 2008
(-2)
Nice find.
August 21st, 2008
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 21st, 2008
(0)
pure greatness dear sir!
August 21st, 2008
(0)
Excellent.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
Good jorb.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
Well spotted.
August 21st, 2008
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Destined to be the highest rated and most viewed site of the week.
August 21st, 2008
(3)
Winners go home and f'k the prom queen.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
You're the man now, dog!
August 21st, 2008
(0)
good job james...this cured my hangover
August 21st, 2008
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lol nice find
August 21st, 2008
(0)
All this time and that clip has been sitting under our noses.
August 21st, 2008
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hahahaha OH I GET IT
August 21st, 2008
(0)
I bow to your awesomeness and pledge my allegiance to WIGGER STOLE MY BIKE
August 21st, 2008
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oh, i missed you.
August 21st, 2008
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yeah, its an amazing coincidence to have Connery and a bike and a black person. If I gave a sh*t i would totally five this direct rip with no edits of an old joke.
August 21st, 2008
(1)
if this was made only years earlier
August 21st, 2008
(3)
REALLY REALLY good find. jesus in like 5 years NOBODY watched that movie
August 21st, 2008
(0)
omg win
(3)
A great hilarious spark in the dying fire of ytmnd.
August 21st, 2008
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I came, I saw, I will forget, easily.
(0)
Great Job!
August 21st, 2008
(2)
an excellent source of calcium.
August 21st, 2008
(1)
Sean Connery... saving our bikes from black people one n^&&er at a time
August 21st, 2008
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Where are we, Mr. Peabody?!
August 21st, 2008
(0)
good call.
August 21st, 2008
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are you SERIOUS?
August 21st, 2008
(3)
This is..... incredible. Almost as if it were tailor made for ytmnd.
August 21st, 2008
(4)
Random events turning out to be perfect obscure jokes decades later just can't be beat!
August 21st, 2008
(0)
i upvote they.
August 21st, 2008
(0)
Yes... YES!
August 21st, 2008
(0)
haha awesome
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
If only Sean was wearing a monocle and a high top.
August 22nd, 2008
(2)
bout time the bike returned to it's owner
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
YYYAAAYYY!!!
August 22nd, 2008
(1)
It's nice to see that something good came of this terrible movie.
August 22nd, 2008
(-2)
+1 for the find
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
It's funny.
August 23rd, 2008
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YTMND sucks, join the Angry Old Farts clan for Day of Defeat: Source at: http://angryoldfarts.info/ Hope to see your in our G rated servers!
August 23rd, 2008
(1)
I love how Connery gives the n*gg* an indifferent glance, which causes him to go into random boxing moves. XDDD
August 23rd, 2008
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YTMND sucks, join the Angry Old Farts clan for Day of Defeat: Source at: http://angryoldfarts.info/ Hope to see your in our G rated servers!
August 23rd, 2008
(0)
YES YES! PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE!
August 23rd, 2008
(0)
As previously noted...masterful.
August 23rd, 2008
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lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
August 24th, 2008
(0)
lol!!!!!!
August 24th, 2008
(0)
awesome!
August 24th, 2008
(0)
Awesome, I rub my beard in approval.
August 24th, 2008
(0)
CRACK KILLZ
August 25th, 2008
(0)
How does my *ss taste now?
August 25th, 2008
(0)
epic
August 25th, 2008
(0)
first
August 26th, 2008
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ahhhh HA! lordwolfe i knew i knew your f*ggot *ss when i saw you 1 a site i made RIGHT around the time you made this one. you f*ckin alt abusin prick.
August 27th, 2008
(0)
Epic.
August 28th, 2008
(0)
Logged in for the first time in a while just to fav this