JOKE CONTEST JOKE
Created on: December 9th, 2010
JOKE CONTEST JOKE
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December 9th, 2010
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awesome background, odd non-sequitor
December 9th, 2010
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It's funny because mustard really is everything. It's funny because it's true.
December 9th, 2010
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oh fuck, I decided to 4 it, because it can be thought of as making fun of obama - no fan of him
December 9th, 2010
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apparently it is, according to FDR (hint)
December 10th, 2010
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So then mustard [i]isn't[/i] everything. It's just something that FDR values highly. The joke lies in what would make FDR think that "Mustard is Everything." Am I reading your hint correctly?
December 14th, 2010
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kinda, yeah
December 9th, 2010
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It's funny because, like FDR, mustard can't walk. And it has a fuck-ugly wife, or so I've heard.
December 9th, 2010
(0)
that
December 9th, 2010
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i like the way you think, but no
December 9th, 2010
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It's funny because it says obamacon but the guy in the picture is white and black people don't eat mustard.
December 9th, 2010
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here's your change, lol
December 9th, 2010
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I made one of those posters today.
December 9th, 2010
(2)
EXPLAIN TO ME
December 9th, 2010
(2)
It is funny (to me), because this site is not funny (to anyone).
December 9th, 2010
(1)
What the fuck is the Joke Contest™? Is there a Joke Contest™ happening?
December 9th, 2010
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1'd http://aurgweauj.ytmnd.com/
December 9th, 2010
(5)
It's funny because FDR learned how to hotdog at a party Harriet Tubmints was throwing. But then Gary Oldman showed up and yelled, "HEY EVERYBODY, let's go out back and play a friendly game of polo!"

FDR was all like, "Shit, alright..."

Everyone was having the time of their lives, but soon tragedy struck when everyone heard FDR screaming. He was on the ground, bloodied, helpless. His horse was eating his legs. FDR had been strucken with polo. Harriet Tubman punched Gary Oldman in the face and said, "Not on my watch!" She then took off her clothes, jumped over to FDR and saved him by slapping the shit out of the horse with her flapjack titties, exclaiming, "I learned that one back in the Underground Railroad, motherfucker!"

FDR was in tears. "My legs... I can't feel my legs..." Harriet Toobmin knelt down beside his chewed up and bloodied legs. "Don't worry FDR." she said softly as she began rubbing a yellow paste up and down his legs, "Mustard is everything..."

FDR let out a big sigh of relief and began walking again. Gary Oldman rode up on his horse and said to Harriet, "Not bad for a nigger." Then FDR walked off into the sunset, never to be seen again, because he forgot a map, and got lost and was eaten by bears.
December 10th, 2010
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December 14th, 2010
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nice use of mustard +1