JOKE CONTEST JOKE
Created on: December 9th, 2010
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It's funny because FDR learned how to hotdog at a party Harriet Tubmints was throwing. But then Gary Oldman showed up and yelled, "HEY EVERYBODY, let's go out back and play a friendly game of polo!"
FDR was all like, "Shit, alright..."
Everyone was having the time of their lives, but soon tragedy struck when everyone heard FDR screaming. He was on the ground, bloodied, helpless. His horse was eating his legs. FDR had been strucken with polo. Harriet Tubman punched Gary Oldman in the face and said, "Not on my watch!" She then took off her clothes, jumped over to FDR and saved him by slapping the shit out of the horse with her flapjack titties, exclaiming, "I learned that one back in the Underground Railroad, motherfucker!"
FDR was in tears. "My legs... I can't feel my legs..." Harriet Toobmin knelt down beside his chewed up and bloodied legs. "Don't worry FDR." she said softly as she began rubbing a yellow paste up and down his legs, "Mustard is everything..."
FDR let out a big sigh of relief and began walking again. Gary Oldman rode up on his horse and said to Harriet, "Not bad for a nigger." Then FDR walked off into the sunset, never to be seen again, because he forgot a map, and got lost and was eaten by bears.
FDR was all like, "Shit, alright..."
Everyone was having the time of their lives, but soon tragedy struck when everyone heard FDR screaming. He was on the ground, bloodied, helpless. His horse was eating his legs. FDR had been strucken with polo. Harriet Tubman punched Gary Oldman in the face and said, "Not on my watch!" She then took off her clothes, jumped over to FDR and saved him by slapping the shit out of the horse with her flapjack titties, exclaiming, "I learned that one back in the Underground Railroad, motherfucker!"
FDR was in tears. "My legs... I can't feel my legs..." Harriet Toobmin knelt down beside his chewed up and bloodied legs. "Don't worry FDR." she said softly as she began rubbing a yellow paste up and down his legs, "Mustard is everything..."
FDR let out a big sigh of relief and began walking again. Gary Oldman rode up on his horse and said to Harriet, "Not bad for a nigger." Then FDR walked off into the sunset, never to be seen again, because he forgot a map, and got lost and was eaten by bears.
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