Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid."
Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."