My dick can lay an egg!
Created on: May 6th, 2011
My dick can lay an egg!
has anyone did this yet

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May 6th, 2011
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Bet he has a "Rooster"
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"Animal crackers in my coot..."
May 6th, 2011
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When does the beat come in?
May 6th, 2011
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May 7th, 2011
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May 6th, 2011
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You laid an egg making this site.
May 7th, 2011
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REady to graduate yet?
May 7th, 2011
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May 7th, 2011
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Already on Youtube but for you still an improvement
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
May 7th, 2011
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My dick in mayonnaise
May 9th, 2011
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I dick in lemonade
May 7th, 2011
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mike ditka leia nig
May 7th, 2011
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Perhaps this one's a perfect example of a SHIRLEYTMND. 5'd.
May 7th, 2011
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i cant stand the thought of anything other than 2009-09-09 09:09:09 being your highest rated site
i didnt even finish loading this one
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dude, when Max deletes all of the alts that downvoted this site, the score on that one will shoot way back up to above 4.40. VOTE RIGHT DAMMIT
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and by "this" I meant "that"
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Besides, that site is old news. Ever since the 2.0 launch, we can't even see the exact timing of our site postings. And a select few complain that keatonkeaton999 is the only reason that site has such a high rating, so I need something to push it out of the way.
May 8th, 2011
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The preceding line is also noteworthy, as it now rhymes: "My dick does a wonderful trick!"
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That one sounded way more like "duck" though. But I did consider it.
May 8th, 2011
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I would also say my dick can lay an egg, yet it can only give birth to puffer fish.
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this is all great, but i think what she's really saying is "my dick can ejaculate out my testicle and leave it hanging there by it's tube."
May 9th, 2011
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That is a visual image I never wanted to have.
May 8th, 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STvgrW1wncg
May 9th, 2011
(1)
Needs a remix.
May 9th, 2011
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If you're passing kidney stones the size of eggs, you should probably see a specialist.
May 9th, 2011
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but can it blow up 10 super computers?
May 9th, 2011
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Philip K. Dick
May 9th, 2011
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It's about time we make a new alternative universe.
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Laying eggs is the closest your dick will ever come to having sex.
November 8th, 2013
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impurity.ytmnd.com
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Uncircumcised jerks off to that site six times a day, then molests an alter boy while saying his Ave Marias for the day.