Created on: June 7th, 2011

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LegoLewdite

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felt like making a site. here it is.

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hurt, edits

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Umfuld

June 8th, 2011

8:04:55 AM CDT

(3)

At first I thought this was a direct rip from Caligula

FatHistorian

June 8th, 2011

1:35:20 PM CDT

(1)

circle jerk illegitimate five.

FatHistorian

June 8th, 2011

1:36:14 PM CDT

(1)

^those votes don't count nor does <this one.

princesscake

June 8th, 2011

9:54:46 AM CDT

(0)

There's a bigger one called the Mule. I use it and dream about MurdarMachene

Marlboro27

June 8th, 2011

10:15:37 AM CDT

(0)

I sense the Fourest in this one

Smeagolisfree99

June 8th, 2011

10:43:36 AM CDT

(1)

I call it Big Jim.

DJSamurai

June 8th, 2011

10:47:08 AM CDT

(0)

Warning: improper use may cause clavidivs

Goneja

June 8th, 2011

12:11:19 PM CDT

(-5)

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(-5)

-2: Completely unnecessary generic hip-hop track

FatHistorian

June 8th, 2011

1:37:06 PM CDT

(1)

lvlz

nihn

June 8th, 2011

2:38:03 PM CDT

(4)

dear god, hope someone has olive oil ready...

xbleetodreamx

June 8th, 2011

4:34:08 PM CDT

(1)

Mumbles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bbZ24PSDr4

Xerxes36

June 8th, 2011

10:03:09 PM CDT

(1)

Tiberius: Do you know him personally?.
Caligula: No, but I've slept with his wife several times.

LegoLewdite

June 8th, 2011

10:18:06 PM CDT

(1)

and is deception with the wife regarded these days as a sound introduction to the husband?

Xerxes36

June 9th, 2011

1:42:07 AM CDT

(1)

Oh he knows about that, I told you - He's ambitious

gr33nscr33n

June 9th, 2011

2:19:48 AM CDT

(-2)

I know you don't care but you really did go for the most obvious joke possible. So many possibilities and you went with the joke everyone else here would likely have made with the same gif. That said, +1 for the audio joke Goneja doesn't get because he only listens to bong water (the actual water, not the band).

LegoLewdite

June 9th, 2011

2:52:50 AM CDT

(0)

I knew about the obviousness, so does that make it ironic? And is ironic an excuse anymore?

gr33nscr33n

June 9th, 2011

3:15:46 AM CDT

(0)

Well of course you knew it was an easy joke. You're not an idiot, you were just lazy and probably wanted someone to actually watch a site for once or something. I just didn't like it.

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LegoLewdite

June 10th, 2011

9:41:08 AM CDT

(0)

well, nothing against idiots. some of my best friends are idiots, and I do tend to mix a fair amount of idiocy in with some liberal (pun) portions of cleverness. anyway, one joke was easy, and that was justified in my mind because I've watched the ol' BBC I, Claudius more times than is prolly healthy and yes, will pander a bit to give it press. the backgrounded audio joke was for those craving difficulty (cultural puritans?) and so I could sleep at night. just kidding, I'm still insomniac.

'course you know I'm not arguing against your rating. after doctoring an image, I'll take 2, then call you in the am...

Xerxes36

June 11th, 2011

2:27:20 PM CDT

(0)

I know a joke explained dies a 1000 deaths, but what is the rap music joke out of curiosity? (I'm a cultural Huguenot btw)

LegoLewdite

June 12th, 2011

6:18:46 PM CDT

(1)

an interesting track by the Last Emperor (RIP you barely a joke, you) - "Secret Wars." interesting to those familiar with 90s hiphop, as narratively he pits Marvel comic heroes against rappers while emulating each appropriate style.

gr33nscr33n

June 12th, 2011

12:54:44 AM CDT

(1)

I gots sumthin gainst idots! For one, they be idotic! And B, they be idots!

LegoLewdite

June 12th, 2011

6:21:46 PM CDT

(1)

aren't idots that crappy space icecream they sometimes sell in movie theater vending machines?

i put the i in idiots. actually i'm schizophrenic so i put both i's in.

LegoLewdite

June 13th, 2011

11:09:12 AM CDT

(1)

^ these puns touting stupidity are too nerdy, so make that four i's. because the truly intelligent's poor vision is presumably what makes them visionaries. but it takes one to know one, and i hate speaking in third person. only dali would do they [spoil]<----subtle big breast joke[/spoil]

Xerxes36

June 11th, 2011

2:23:16 PM CDT

(1)

Such obviousness is probably the only way an I, Claudius site is going to stay on Top Rated. Well ... there is always the "OMG secret Picard with hair" angle.

gr33nscr33n

June 14th, 2011

2:00:25 AM CDT

(1)

Next your gonna tell me that nobody can make a top rated site from the The Color Purple unless it uses a fart joke, racist humor, or makes fun of Oprah for being fat.

Mnm1002

June 9th, 2011

1:06:03 PM CDT

(0)

The look the guy gives him after he says HANNDD! is worth the 5 by itself

MrMuskOx

June 10th, 2011

2:03:38 AM CDT

(0)

Oooooo... Jesus christ.