John Egbert is a Spaceman
Created on: October 1st, 2011
John Egbert is a Spaceman
Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

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October 2nd, 2011
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Fighting Ragna in Arcade mode with Jin is the most hellish experience I have ever encountered. "Oh, you didn't block my first attack? Well, there goes a third of your health." "Hey, remember that awesome combo you did on me? Well guess what, it means nothing, because I just did a fuckton of damage to you and recovered all the damage you did." "Oh, you actually did a hit that should otherwise stagger me? Too goddamn motherfucking bad, I'm still taking away a third of your health. And I'll end the battle in less than twenty seconds. Because I'm Ragna the Cuntedge."
October 2nd, 2011
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...What.