ytmnd is fat
Created on: October 1st, 2011
ytmnd is fat
About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony. The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..." The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.

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October 2nd, 2011
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SUBMIT
October 2nd, 2011
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HAHAHA, I'm emailing this to my co-worker.
October 2nd, 2011
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BUT ITS A SUBWAY SAMMICH.
October 5th, 2011
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Just two fingers to a thinner you!
October 7th, 2011
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This site woke me up to the dangers of overeating and fast food, tomorrow I will kill my boss and turn that mcdonalds into a pool of blood.
October 8th, 2011
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haha
October 9th, 2011
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That's not how you use that machine alf. YOU FUCKING ALIEN