ZAALNOG FOR YTMND OVERLORD
Created on: June 14th, 2013
ZAALNOG FOR YTMND OVERLORD
i will take what is mine with fire and blood

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June 14th, 2013
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A life without Moon Man is meaningless and incomplete.
June 14th, 2013
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All hail the overlord!
June 14th, 2013
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great site but I wouldn't wish responsibility for this mouldering shitheap on anyone I actually like
June 14th, 2013
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Now I must see this farting cats site..
June 14th, 2013
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1 star for no farting cats. 4 stars for being zaalnog.
June 14th, 2013
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I did actually make a site about farting cats. It was an abomination and it has been appropriately destroyed. But here is proof that it once existed: http://ytmnd.com/sites/932511/profile
June 14th, 2013
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JESUS CHRIST WTF JUST HAPPENED. MY WIFE IS DEAD. WHAT DID YOU DO?
January 2nd, 2017
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restrainingorder.ytmnd.com
November 29th, 2013
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fartingcats.ytmnd.com is available. For now.
June 14th, 2013
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i kinda wanted to 1 it because of all the fast moving text.. im a slow reader u ass,
June 14th, 2013
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Open letter from Zaalnog's great great grandson, Zoltraen (March, 2150)

"When my great great grandfather started Lordship in 2013, he vowed to moderate administratively, as well as administrate moderately. This meant dealing with the then degenerate "moon guys", who were not the people who live in a hole on the moon that we know today. They were a primitive bunch of "under-voters" who believed in the chanting of nonsensical gibberish, something they called, "moon font", and the repetition of the same letter over and over again. It is unclear what they had meant, but it was believed they had an unwavering interest in "storage", which is why they were all rounded up and shot into the center of the moon. There was one user, known today as K-Ranger-L8, who made a few moon man sites, but was more interested in the intricacies of text-to-speech, then the run-on hate train, which was the moon guy's battle cry. He was spared and was instead converted into a cyborg coffee grinder, quesadilla press with built in .gif compatibility. Yes, Zaalnog was a gracious Lord, and a stern Lord. He would always say, "Stern Rules". He was good to the servers, always optimized for space, used mp3's when possible, and basically made fun of people instead of filling in the citations, which we all know was pure gold. It's hard to imagine that such a fine leader would need a publicized retraction in the form of a letter like this, but I'm here to declare once and for all, that Zaalnog, my Great Great Grandfather, did not give Marilyn Monroe GAIDS. We've been holding on to the proof for a long time now. We haven't felt that it was the business of the general public, but since Max V was crowned "King of the Internet", he's declared that historical records need to be adjusted for accuracy. He still has no comment as to the accuracy of the ytmnd search engine. Just remember that Zaalnog turned ytmnd from a mouldering shitheap, into a smouldering shitheap in just under two weeks with nothing but wit and a different colored username. But I'll tell you what he told my grandad. "We didn't begin this webpage, so just start typing, dog."
June 14th, 2013
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Krangar18 for lead propagandist
June 14th, 2013
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Go to http://laalaa.ytmnd.com for a special singing song!
June 14th, 2013
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Moon Man for YTMND overlord
June 15th, 2013
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Moon Man has my vote for overlord.
January 21st, 2017
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SAVE YTMND
June 14th, 2013
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the site moved too fast and i couldnt see number 4.
July 1st, 2013
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Here you go (4) I'm sorry Zaalnog is a massive liberal douche faggot
July 1st, 2013
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Hey, that's [b]Mr.[/b] massive liberal douche faggot to you, buddy.
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June 14th, 2013
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Very good. Right on topic. But your reasons for us to want you to be in charge are, meh. I mean, they are okay reasons, but what technical skills do you bring to the table? Do you know how to run a server or use CSS?
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zaalnog for great big dick man
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HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A PDE SANDWICH
June 14th, 2013
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oh so thats who you are. neat. i used to be KingCrimson who made Chunk Addresses Congress back before i was banned. this one star's for you!
June 14th, 2013
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Also you gotta love Max's split personality, who needs new leadership lol
June 14th, 2013
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Vote Zaalnog! Into the future and onwards!
June 14th, 2013
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And the moment right before you ban me view my last site! HAHAHAHAHAH!
June 14th, 2013
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I appreciate being referenced in your gay site but [i]gay flash movies better suited to newgrounds[/i] would have been more relevant
June 14th, 2013
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Umfuld sucks a DILDO™
June 15th, 2013
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XNG-0o-wL._SY300_.jpg
June 15th, 2013
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/The_Grudge_movie.jpg
June 15th, 2013
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I agree.
June 15th, 2013
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cool music.. you are that guy famerai guy.. idk what that means...
June 15th, 2013
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June 15th, 2013
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Your butt is gay.
June 15th, 2013
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Back to the Kitchen
June 15th, 2013
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women --- can't live with 'em, ca'nt live with him!!!!!!
June 15th, 2013
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I support this100 Purr-Cent
June 15th, 2013
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I agree with this YTMND.
June 15th, 2013
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if you win
June 15th, 2013
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I'm tentatively giving you a five but only if you keep your promise and ban everyone and, additionally, delete 88 of the most beloved classic ytmnd's at random.
June 15th, 2013
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id vote for him
June 15th, 2013
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So this is how liberty dies...to thunderous 16-bit music.
June 15th, 2013
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I will submit to all feline overlords.
June 15th, 2013
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Please PM Me on Yahoo Chat. I have urgent matters to discuss.
June 15th, 2013
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I just popped a giant cyst on my inner-thigh. There's blood everywhere. I think I have cancer.

Also 5 stars.
June 15th, 2013
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I would vote for you if you were a racist.
January 2nd, 2017
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restrainingorder.ytmnd.com
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Moon Man
June 16th, 2013
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Moon Man is awesome kkk
January 21st, 2017
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SAVE YTMND
June 16th, 2013
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love me some family guy, but the music made it
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pokemon cancer
June 16th, 2013
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Zaalnog's Draconian Bill of Un-rights

1. No Umfulds.
2. Zaalnog will have his file upload limit raised to 3 TB.
3. Members of the Moon Crew will have their file upload limit reduced to 3 KB. Collectively. Like they have to share 3 KB between them and that's per year.
4. Furthermore, the Moon Crew will be hereafter limited to using no more than two Ks per Moon Man site.
5. Minusing any of Zaalnog's comments will be punishable by permaban.
6. Plusing any of Umfuld's comments will be punishable by death.
7. Umfuld will be forbidden from gloating about how many of these rules are about him.
8. No t-shirts for anyone.
9. No spamming.
10. Everyone will be banned.
June 16th, 2013
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"8. No t-shirts for anyone."
Okay banhammer everyone but why? :(
June 16th, 2013
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Wednesday will be an exciting day here at YTMND kkk
June 17th, 2013
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You might want to rephrase #1; think what happened to the No Homers club.
June 16th, 2013
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this is stupid and makes no sesnse. fuck you zaalnog
June 16th, 2013
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oh didnt read contest rules. this is fucked up. by bad. didnt see funny. still fucking boring and sucks. ...
June 16th, 2013
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
June 25th, 2013
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ey abotu yoru site
June 16th, 2013
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I am also one of YTMND's non-racists. As usual, I wonder what this music is and how I can buy more.

HOW WHIMSICAL
June 17th, 2013
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Your neon whimsy of a site is more puerile than creative or funny.
June 17th, 2013
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^ only strengthens my case
June 17th, 2013
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Moon man is a platform for being creative and funny.
June 19th, 2013
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Wow, no kkk? I'm shocked. Perhaps he finally got laid.
June 21st, 2013
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farkle u feelin alright
October 18th, 2013
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farkle ftYTMND
June 18th, 2013
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I'd cast me vote
June 18th, 2013
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Moon Man is awesome
June 18th, 2013
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Listen you bastard, I came for a farting cat, I expected a farting cat, and there was no farting cat. YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARD!
June 20th, 2013
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TAKE ALL OF MY VOTE!
June 29th, 2013
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Zaalnog 2013
July 6th, 2013
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WHIMSICAL ILLUMINATI CAT FOR CLASS PRESIDENT
July 20th, 2013
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You got my vote, because you stole it, please give it back because i want to vote for the farting dog guy.
July 25th, 2013
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4 precious stars
October 18th, 2013
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zaalnog must die in a car fire for trying to brain wash us with illuminati propaganda
November 4th, 2013
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how do i vote
March 15th, 2014
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farting cats please
January 21st, 2017
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I hope you are not [user Locke5:profile], seeing as Locke is in your username!

because that fucker has snitched on good users with disabilities, and pretends to hate racism to cover up his sinister personality.