Which YTMND fucking retarded moron are you? (press esc)

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March 19th, 2014
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impurity.ytmnd.com
March 19th, 2014
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This is better than the other one
March 19th, 2014
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I'm sorry your father was never there for you, except to touch you in the middle of the night.
March 19th, 2014
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damn, I got you really upset, didn't I? It seemed like you wanted to be in Gary's site, so I thought for fun I would include you in mine. Didn't know it would cause so much distress.
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haha madDogeSoulja, you silly goose, it's adorable that you think you make me angry! Quite the contrary, I obviously love a good flamewar (it's all I've been doing here for years, since the place lost any hope of being anything but a beacon for internet STDs, Mr Krabs, and fucking retarded morons). And you've got "TROLL FOOD" tattooed right across your hairy fuggin' eyebrows! I was laughing my ass off making this! I mean, read your comments. You CAN'T HELP but be unironically hilariously moronic, like ytmnd's BabaBooey or our very own Karl Pilkington, as if Kramer and Costanza fucked and had a stupid kid. You're comedy gold, Doge. A bongwater soaked Muppet wearing a tie dyed tapestry skirt sipping from a uterus douche cup -- it makes your voice make so much more sense now! You really do (or did!) huff paint, huh?

Yeah, seriously, keep it coming! Every [i]SICK BURN[/i] you think you're making is just fucking cringe humor to anybody watching who still has a morsel of dignity left!!
March 19th, 2014
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*Humanities degree
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Correction: Humanities degree[u]s[/u]
March 20th, 2014
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couple things - I know my voice is not that great - maybe soon after I take care of some other expenses, I will get some voice training.

you seem to have this resentment towards the hippie culture. I know where you are coming from on this. If you are a left winger, you are tired of the conservatives associating you with them. no one wants to be a stereotype or thought of as one. everyone wants to be taken seriously, so when you are lumped in with this crowd, then that is much harder.

i appreciate your views toward current ytmnd culture. you feel like it has become too middle of the road american. wheras before, you were implying that it was more of an intellectual/eclectic atmosphere. I know what it is like to lose this. your approach seems to be that you want to make the losers feel unwelcome. i suppose that works sometimes. my way is a bit different - i try to be such a boring gentleman that I bore knuckleheads and lowlifes away.
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A few responses:

1. At least you don't sound like this: [site embarrassed:site]

2. Why are you stuck on political dichotomies? You use terms like "lefty" as though it's a monument for a particular type. Fact is, "the left," as you use the term, ranges from Blue Dog Democrats to self-identified "Liberals" who worked to [re]elect Obama to actual socialists/Marxists for whom Obama has been just as big of a disappointment as for those who frequent the forums of Glenn Beck's The Blaze (but for obviously different reasons) to anti-statist anarchists who create intentional off-grid co-ops and some of whom teeter ironically toward the self-identified Libertarians in their "smash the state" ideology. "Lefty" is a useless term, just as dividing the complexity of political views into binary oppositions makes language and thought useless.

The fact is I joke about hating hippies for the same reason I joke about hating Canadians: it's funny.

3. I'm not sure what you mean by "too middle of the road american." In fact, a large portion of the users here are not from the US. America, by no means, has a stranglehold on hokum or mediocrity. But my point that Americans self-identify with elitism while actually ranking far below a slew of other nations is illustrated by [i]YOUR[/i] actions, here and elsewhere. There is a massive gap between the knowledge and wisdom you think you expound and the basic knowledge you in fact display. And when backed into a corner, you refuse to be self-critical and instead entrench further into ignorance and arrogance, decrying everyone as wrong, "liberal," "crybaby," etc. And [i]THAT[/i] most certainly is an unfortunate American quality, especially among generations raised in chatrooms, comment sections, and Amazon/Yelp/etc-type reviews, where opinion stated loudly trumps reasoned argument and debate. But, ehh, USA! USA! USA!
December 25th, 2014
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Didn't watch lol
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It's above your head anyway, as it uses words and there are no fart jokes or loud noises.
February 8th, 2015
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i think the reason many us americans cannot make good sites is that they don't have maps such as in the funny internet site and like such as the funny internet site
February 8th, 2015
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Then vote 1!
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I'm sorry; did you follow me home expecting me to feed and cloth you, like a lost puppy? Ha ha, too bad. Cuz I'd treat any and every dog better than I'd ever treat a fucking waste of carbon like you.
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That was an actually funny comment. [+]
February 18th, 2015
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JJJ
May 3rd, 2015
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I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not that you cited me and a site a made. But upon review I still would vote 5 on this site. Also, someone was not happy with my vote and let me know it off this site. LOL
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July 23rd, 2017
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