wow, ur tracher was a dick

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lol

adam hilliker is deaaad

Update: Adam Hilliker was recently found alive in a wooded area near Seatle. Contrary to previous reports, he is not dead. He was, however, brutally raped.

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And ridin spinnaz. And by spinnaz, I also mean c***s.

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nice find.

What that teacher did was wrong. Nice sound clip!

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http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/hilliker.asp

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Without resistance.

Assuming this is the origin... 5.

Dear Mrs. C*cks, Would you do me? [_]yes [_]no [_]maybe

Did you upload this onto collegehumor a long time ago? because I have this image saved from college humor w/ the logo on it from like 2003

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fake and old. that of course doesnt stop it from being rated higher than most ytmnds. way to go.

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the YTMND made me laugh... "Update: Adam Hilliker was recently found alive in a wooded area near Seatle. Contrary to previous reports, he is not dead. He was, however, brutally raped." make me laugh so hard I spit on my monitor

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hahaha pwned

"(93 users have this site on their favorites list)" YTMND is dead. This is just a screenshot of a piece of paper. Where's the funny or interesting?

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The funny and the interesting is all over the entire YTMND. open your eyes

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Oh yeah, ytmnd must be dead so this is what killed it, even though it's from 2006 when YTMND wasn't dead. Use that logic muscle you have

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Moral-Man are sad cause he can't read good. ; (

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i mean teacher lol, i fail at typing.

Detention for wanting the right information? No wonder the scool system is such a mess and everyone comes out of school messed up the longer they stay in.

yeah they never tell you that SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

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lol thats bullsh*t

me feel swell. me work well.

4/20, hardy f*cking har.

Try the "f*ck you I won't do what you tell me" clip from RATM.

Love that music! and LOL

This isn't a 420 joke. Simply a coincidence.

April 4th, also Hitler's birthday.

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dude... April 4th is not Hitler's birthday.

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Or... is it?

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dude... ya it is.

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facepalm ... April 20th

from the infinite wisdom of Homer Simpson: Let's see, what's Marge's birthday? Barney is April twentieth, same as Hitler's, so Marge must be fifty ... oh, forget it.

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Bwaaaah!

lol @ tracher.. 4/20 FOR LIFE!

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Pure excellence

100% real bullsh*t!

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But the thing is, you still get teachers like that everywhere.

I did, several as a matter of fact but one that tried to get me suspended for "lack of respect" when she was wrong about relativity. If you don't know it don't teach it!

who has any respect for their schools these days, anyway?

never was a big fan of school... never learned anything there except people are stupid...

Life's most valuable lesson. (To say nothing of being the Wizard's First Rule.)

ahahah he should get fired

wow, moron teacher and a dick teacher.

Damn...

LOLOSTER

woah holy sh*t how the hell...

What a f*cking douche.

1 mile = 1.609 kilometers

As I said, the 4/20 is a pure coincidence. I hesitated to post it for that very reason.

and a truly splendid coincidence it is

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coincidence?????? COINCIDENCE??? The teacher just HAPPENED to be smoking pot on the day of FOUR-TWENTY? Doesnt seem like coincidence to ME

Wtf? That's like dictatorship. RESIST ALWAYS!!

i see four lights!

http://thereare5lightsobeyme.ytmnd.com/

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also cocks

Just accept what they were teaching? Hope thye got fired.

im not sure if this is real or not... show a picture of this letter from ten different angles then ill believe you lol

nice one teach

wow... If you were my son, I'd buy you a moped.

Fight the power!

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101

You got served by the Metric system.

In this post 9/11 world we live in, you can't contradict your teachers because it would give help to the enemy, even if your teachers are stupid as f*ck and should probably be shot.

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....thissssssssssssss happened before 9/11

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Rofl owned

If you do not accept my teachings without resistance, the terrorists win.

HAHAHAHA. He got served.

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420, obviously a joke.

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hahaha stupid dick

Wow, if this is true, your teacher is a Nazi.

ROFL

fake, april 20th? NT

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i worship this ytmnd

I kind of doubt this is real, but it if is, this letter should be framed and put on your wall. blind obedience and inability to stand up for what is true is never a virtue

popsman: This letter is dated 1994, you know.

Yes lets just accept teaching that are wrong, make no wonder kids today are as thick as sh*t

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^lol irony

It's on my fridge, Ideom =P

http://www.braincast.nl/converter.htm

Depressing, not funny, but still 5'd...

XD Man, your teacher is a dumbass.

Goddamn commie metric system. Go America!

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5 for authenticity. -2 for music.

I can't see how this isn't a joke

lol

what a n00b

he bacame a teacher and doesnt know that a mile is less than a kilometer?

State of education today eh?

this isn't funny at all btw alex you tard 1 km > 1 mile

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ROIT JELEDV

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No ... its not. 1 mile = 1.609344 kilometers

don't u c? 1 > 1.609344 duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

lol hahahaha.... I bet jotrah is happy about the fact that you can't delete ytmnd comments DUHHH 2 MILES < 1 MILE!!!! YOU TARD!!!!!!!!!

Wow, what a douche!

teachers are stupid lolz?

::salutes:: i hope you haven't changed

simply amazing

5 for whaaa?

Now students (insert political party or figure) is wrong and must be opposed.

"this isn't funny at all btw alex you tard 1 km > 1 mile " Wow.

Yep that is what the reply feature is supposed to be used for.

You see why there are school shootings now?!? I had sex with a ham sandwich once.

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Way to go "blatant disregard for authority"

and that jotrah f*ggit is hella dumb

Woo! Public Schools rock

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lol

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Lets hope you've learned you're lesson

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo b

Adverb is right. Bullsh*t sums it up. But would be funny if was real!

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Sad in a funny way.

wow

...

You f*cking idots. 1 kilometer = 3280 feet and 1 mile = 5280. Miles are greater then kilometers you stupid f*cks

Mario taught me typing.

1 kilometer=0.621 miles So yeah, you were right. Didn't she have some kind of...dictionary or math book or something?

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This sucks, if it's not fake, it's completely pointless. I'm 1'ing this till it leaves the top 5, then I'll move my vote up to a 2.

Public Schools teachers are morons. Go Homescooling.

man, i would so smack that bitch upside the f*cking head...fasist bitch

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HAHAHA f*ckING STUPID TEACHER!!

5 for f*cking your mom last night

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You should REALLY put a sound bite of Zack de la Rocha yelling "f*ck you, I won't do what ya tell me!!"

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Thats horrible!!

f*ck her. Jeez.

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This is why those things crashed into Mars. Because idiots don't know systems of measurements for sh*t.

Wow.

i can see how this could be real

lawlz pwned bitch

Fight the power!

HAH, how dare you not be a sheep!

WOW!!! who cares?

I'd blame the creationi--*ahem*intelligent design supporters.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=mile+to+km+conversion&btnG=Search

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exactly?

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Ouch.

OH, my friend has a teacher that said USA isn't in NATO and the USA is in the EU! LOL

i dont get sqerdagent's comment/vote. it looks like hes trying to make a point, but there isnt one =(

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lol stupid bitch

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Obviously this has to be real. Even though it would take you 10 minutes to fake this image.

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Adam Hitler. lowel

lol, 90s

OMFG found perfect music for this ytmnd. rage against the machine's take the power back 3:30 - 3:50. do it now

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omfg, that teacher teh retard!

5'd for 1994

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thats quite funny. Challenge the system!!!! DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!!!!

1 km longer than 1 mile? Yeah. Great teacher. Tell him to take up track & field, that'll help him learn how long a kilometer really is.

Sqerdagent - That means that the amount of kilometers in one mile is more than one, making a mile bigger. The fact that several of the comments insist the teacher was right (tho he admitted he was wrong) makes this ytmnd all the more relevant

I think the fact that he 1'd it seems to point to the contrary he probably saw that the number 1.6... Km is bigger than 1 Mi and mistook it for meaning a Kilometer is more than a mile. This is a very common mistake believe it or not and is probably the same mistake the teacher made. Yet in both cases it really is no excuse the teacher should have caught it way before and the Sqerdagent and the idiots who are posting 1 km is more than 1 mi should be more sure before they post some pissy comment.

p.s. - faved (mostly for the comments against it)

Dude, you've GOT to be f*cking joking!!!

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Yes school teachers today are this arrogent. There was one who would mark kids as tardy on days they were scedualed to be in annother class.

That's amazing. "Don't think for yourself, blindly follow what other people tell you."

omg wtf 5

Fight the power!

you need a f'in beating

Hahha, I beleive it.

now if students would only challenge their teachers less obvious errors. Such as evolution

heh, I think this sentence's grammar speaks for itself...

lol 4-20

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WHAT A DUMB BITCH

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our tax dollars hard at work !

I am happy to accept our new teacher overlords.

4, not for the content, but for the highlighter. I like yellow.

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waiting for mik3m

lmao, a kilometer longer then a mile+she said u was right. also song ftw, fav because everbody does it

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you know, the nazis also just accepted the lesson plan. f*cking genoicde

The reason I think public schools aren't working is cos everyone here keeps calling yr teacher "she" despite the site domain hewasmymathteacher.ytmnd.com and that his name is obviously Adam. f*cking morons running loose around here.

thats funny

instant classic.

This is awesome and everything, but it was 12 years ago. It's time to heal and move on.

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My friend had a prof who insisted that Jesus wasn't present in any teachings outside Christianity. My friend brought in quotes from the Koran and Jewish scribings mentioning Jesus. My friend wound up having to drop that class or fail.

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meh

gr33nscr33n, that's just cause people think that only a woman could make that kind of mistake. _>

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this is dangerous... and reminds me of this quote: "the surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." -Nietzsche

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Even if it's real I just don't find it very outrageous. I can't possibly know the specifics of the situation, but from what's in the letter the teacher didn't punish you because you corrected him, but because you were making a big fuss about it. And suddenly the issue is too gray for me to laugh, or to care.

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Being that the majority of YTMNDers are nerds that a fair rationalization that he made a big fuss. All us nerds get frustrated with the dumbness of teachers and often take things too far to be right.

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most awesome reason ever

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That teacher needs a good kick in the head...

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Meh, maybe if it couldn't have been typed by just about anyone... If it's real I hope your parents sued your school.

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in all honesty, I can see why a teacher would give detention for this. "the teacher is lying to you" is a lot less respectful than "excuse me, I think you have it backwards" but 5'd because the teacher didn't know this simple fact

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don't let the man keep you down

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If my kid brought that home, I would put it on the refridgerator. It's morons like this that have driven me to enter teaching myself - so I'd know there's at least one competent teacher out there.

Almost did the same with me.

Was your teacher a Borg by any chance? Resistance is futile and all that?

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lol

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I can't even 2 this

what the f*ck....

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Anyone else notice that the teacher's name has the same initials and phoenetics as "Adolf Hilter" and also April 20th is the birthdate of said person? Another coincidence?

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The music makes this one appealing.

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punch that bitch.

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ACCEPTING THE TEACHINGS WITHOUT RESISTANCE?!?!?! f*cking retarded teachers...

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I used to have a teacher like that. They think they're gods or something. Friggin' retards.

"Was your teacher a Borg by any chance? Resistance is futile and all that?" Hell no! If that teacher was one of the collective, he would've just assimilated your *ss right there and then. Just a teacher testing for obedience to authority, imho.

I lol'd

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The best part was that you were right and you STILL got detention.

Just watch the way you say it; if it's wrong, it's wrong, true, but you can prove people wrng without yelling at them.

"although he was correct" LOL

That bitch deserves to die.

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That sounds about right..

Jesus, that's the best detention note ever!

Adam Hilliker, more like Adolf Hitler

what a f*cking f*g of a teacher

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I hope you dad kicked his ass.

wow your theacher is a dumbass

i mean teacher Sorry

You must have gone to one of those Christian priavte schools, what with how he said you should have accepted what he taught without question.

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And also with the way the other students just accepted what he said despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, available to anyone who cared to look it up.

Fake as silicone tits.

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rifk

THis is Freakin sweet. i always love seeing sh*tty teachers get totally owned. LOL

How dare you think for yourself?

lol

You, sir, are a martyr for us all.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

gj metric system

What's the sound source? Sounds kinda like Talking Heads...

wow, what a douche. He is sending a letter home to tell you to accept what you're taught even when it's wrong without question? Best professor I ever had taught us not only to question the info, but WHY WE HAVE THE INFO available to us.

lol what a dumbass. Ive surely not been doing over 3 mile runs in gym class

hang in there guy, math teachers are so "black and white" they see only rules and laws and believe the everything is rigid and firm. One day these people will see the light, or die, either way.

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wasnt this one of the YTMND's that Max deleted on accident?

No.

wow what a dumb@ss lol

Brings back a lot of bad memories.

I've seen this before so it's either: A. stolen or B. A re-post Either way 1 for effort.

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W00T!!! Defy authority, Ignore the istablishment, Fight the man!!! way to go!!! ^^

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LOLOLOL

First thing I noticed was the date

i get f*cking pissed off when people get into sh*t like this

you get a 1 for being a smartass

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Wow, what a douche.

O.o?

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5'd, Faved. If I had a time for everytime I got into trouble for sh*t just like this... I'd have at least $1.50.

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Metric sucks

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Nice, you put her in her place!!!11

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wow, what an idiot.

hahahahaha how f*cking stupid

People like this are allowed to teach? XD

HAHAHAHAHHAHA HES OLD. http://www.myspace.com/adamhilliker

1994? Liar.

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How does 1994 make me a liar?

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We don't need no education; we don't need no thought control.

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good that you stood up to that f*g

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Wow... You people are real morons. It's not funny because the teacher was wrong. The teacher was right. A mile is bigger than a kilometer, but the teacher was stupid enough to later think he was right.

Wow... enigma11 is a real moron. It's not funny because the teacher "was stupid enough to later think he was right" (great grammar enigma). It's funny because enigma11 was stupid enough to get pissy and arrogant when he miss read the the letter. It says the teacher claimed a kilometer is more than a mile and the student said a mile is more than a kilometer.

if this is real, that teacher is a douchebag and cant accept that he was wrong

lol you pwnd ur teacher

Thats why you always question authority XD

School didnt exist before 1995...

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