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Site Title: Confessions of AOL Users: Vol. 1
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Created on: 2006-08-07 20:00:28
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Description: http://techcrunch.com/2006/08/06/aol-proudly-releases-massive-amounts-of-user-search-data/ -- AOL releases the search information for 650,000 of its users. Lulz follow.
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2006-08-07 20:02:22
 
dog poop sandwiches ftw
+1
 
2007-08-20 13:07:31
 
I believe you upvoted onr of my sites
2006-08-07 20:03:38
 
I'll stick to pork chop sandwiches, thank you very much.
2006-08-07 20:07:13
 
LMFAO!!!
2006-08-07 20:07:21
 
I used to use AOL as my ISP. But once I got broadband I realised how manipulative they were (always loading crap on my computer), and just how much they SUCK. Now I'm AOL free.
+1
2006-08-07 20:08:22
 
"how to kill your wife" "how to kill your wife" "wife killer" "how to kill a wife" "poop" "dead people" -- Best sequence of searches ever.
+1
2006-08-07 20:13:33
 
Great find
2006-08-07 20:14:53
 
Epic!!!
2006-08-07 20:14:56
 
great investigative work. KUDOS!
2006-08-07 20:15:57
 
LOL!!!! truth is, you could find wierd search topics like that from everyone everywhere. whats funny about this is AOL is so f*cked that you were able to obtain this sh*t. +5.
2006-08-07 20:16:44
 
If you follow the link in the description, you can download the entire list of everything searched from March to May on AOL. Its quite disturbing.
2006-08-07 20:19:14
 
Saw this before on digg, but music gets the +3.
2006-08-07 20:19:57
 
This is rich....
2006-08-07 20:22:13
 
Hahahahaha
2006-08-07 20:25:40
 
DOG POOP SANDWICHES!!!
2006-08-07 20:30:40
 
dog poop sandwhiches are FTW
2006-08-07 20:33:26
 
i liked mi3 :/ but batman begins music is so awesome
2006-08-07 20:34:45
 
XD
2006-08-07 20:40:23
 
Wow...scary. and while I think it's highly inappropriate, now that this stuff is out, I really hope they are looking into those two dody ones...the wife killer and the pervert
2006-08-07 20:43:19
 
*dodgy* not dody ;)
2006-08-07 20:44:48
 
mom. Mom. Mom! MOM! WHY! DID YOU! DO THIS! TO ME!
2006-08-07 20:48:50
 
rofl- that's kinda disturbing.
2006-08-07 20:48:58
 
dog poop sandwhiches ftw indeed.
2006-08-07 20:49:05
 
Dog Poop Sandwiches LMAO
2006-08-07 20:52:16
 
I lol'd at animal penises
2006-08-07 20:53:33
 
what?
2006-08-07 20:53:56
 
BUT THEY'RE SUUU SEAZY 2 OOOOZE!
2006-08-07 20:55:07
 
LOLRSKATES.
2006-08-07 21:03:16
 
★★★★★
2006-08-07 21:04:31
 
Proof that the internet is frantically fanning the flames of murder and general perversion.
2006-08-07 21:04:55
 
America,(on-line) f*ck YEA!!!
2006-08-07 21:05:51
 
HORSEDICK
2006-08-07 21:07:13
 
I enjoyed "http://www.penissizedebate.com" and the murderer's "poop" query
2006-08-07 21:09:42
 
You're missing the steak and cheese screencap!
2006-08-07 21:09:57
 
5'd for damn near everything.
2006-08-07 21:15:53
 
finally i can sue the crap out of them. :)
2006-08-07 21:16:18
 
5'd and fav'd just for horsedick.
2006-08-07 21:16:49
 
the laughs kept coming, this is gold
2006-08-07 21:18:02
 
dog poop sandwiches? What the hell.
2006-08-07 21:19:50
 
Lol, aol
2006-08-07 21:20:20
 
wtf . . . these people need to die.
2006-08-07 21:20:39
 
Friend told me about this a few minutes ago. mirrors http://www.gregsadetsky.com/
2006-08-07 21:22:06
 
AOL can choke on a bucket of dicks.
2006-08-07 21:23:28
 
AOL did it for the lulz.
2006-08-07 21:25:26
 
the internet is a disturbing place indeed
2006-08-07 21:30:05
 
Hey! How'd my searches get up there?
2006-08-07 21:35:10
 
YES, YES
2006-08-07 21:35:15
 
ill try to understand that when its not 1:30am -_-
2006-08-07 21:35:39
 
Oh God...Help these poor people.
2006-08-07 21:35:48
 
OSHII
2006-08-07 21:46:23
 
was going to dig through it myself, but you saved me a hell lot of time.. thanks mate!
2006-08-07 21:46:47
 
ROFLMFAO
2006-08-07 21:48:46
 
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-07 21:51:49
 
I was once banned from a live chat with steve case and my account suspended for calling him a wannabe gook :(. Guess you had to be there.
2006-08-07 21:52:57
 
hmm
2006-08-07 21:59:32
 
omg dog poop sandwiches was me
2006-08-07 22:03:44
 
rofl, the last guy (with all the wife-killing searches) had "steak and cheese" as a search query on the top of the second column
2006-08-07 22:06:11
 
Did you put "steak and cheese" in there? if you did then you get a 5, aw sh*t i dont care you get a five anyway.
2006-08-07 22:07:31
 
alol
2006-08-07 22:09:07
 
lol, dog poop sandwiches
2006-08-07 22:11:19
 
Mmmm dog poop sandwiches
2006-08-07 22:12:47
 
loo
2006-08-07 22:13:10
 
LOL WIFE KILLER
2006-08-07 22:22:57
 
OH NOES!
2006-08-07 22:26:25
 
Wow! XD Creepy! I think it'd be better if you did an: "Unfunny Truth about AOL Users" or something...that song would fit well with the whole: KILL WIFE. x)
2006-08-07 22:29:21
 
for great justice
2006-08-07 22:35:37
 
Ahh, i remember when i was new to the tubes... AOL was all we had... now were on RR.
2006-08-07 22:35:40
 
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
2006-08-07 22:40:16
 
Fantastic!
2006-08-07 22:40:56
 
DOG POOP SANDWICHES, LMAO.
2006-08-07 22:44:06
 
Noice. lawlolawl
2006-08-07 22:47:15
 
LOLarius!!!! ha ha ha, I LOL'D
2006-08-07 22:48:58
 
MOM
2006-08-07 22:51:35
 
^_^
2006-08-07 22:55:01
 
Meh, if they're stupid enough to have AOL in the first place, they deserve it.
2006-08-07 22:56:04
 
I'm not saying they didn't deserve it.
2006-08-07 22:56:31
 
Lol, dog poop sanwiches.
2006-08-07 22:57:43
 
the dog poop sandwiches had me laughing my *ss off
2006-08-07 22:58:32
 
HAY EVERYBODY! TAKE A LOOK! http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQite
2006-08-07 22:59:36
 
Wait, try this instead : http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQitemZ290014283468QQcmdZViewItem
2006-08-07 23:10:40
 
how to kill your wife, wife killer, poop.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-07 23:11:41
 
i think this is the most i've ever laughed at a YTMND ahahaha9hadfj9hja9fhjc
2006-08-07 23:13:20
 
LOL!!! i bet a lot of aol users are pissed!
2006-08-07 23:18:34
 
yes.... YES!!..... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! LOL!!!
2006-08-07 23:20:16
 
ROFL omfg, "dog poop sandwiches"
2006-08-07 23:23:22
 
yesssssssss
2006-08-07 23:33:27
 
dog poop sandwiches > porkchop sandwiches
2006-08-07 23:44:34
 
This is funny because I am drunk.
2006-08-07 23:46:21
 
The awesomeness was amplified by the music. A badass 5 for you
2006-08-07 23:48:27
 
That was Hilarious!
2006-08-07 23:48:47
 
Up√oted™
2006-08-07 23:52:16
 
i think animal penises was me :(
2006-08-07 23:59:33
 
XD
2006-08-08 00:07:53
 
Mom, MOM, MOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!11111
2006-08-08 00:08:21
 
Best thing since cheese.
2006-08-08 00:09:06
 
Holy sh*t
2006-08-08 00:14:06
 
Personally traceale search For Great Win
2006-08-08 00:19:06
 
MAH GAWD nicely done
2006-08-08 00:23:37
 
2006-08-08 00:24:02
 
holy crap, killer husband!
2006-08-08 00:25:07
 
Holy crap. Thanks for making this. :D
2006-08-08 00:28:08
 
God like.
2006-08-08 00:33:11
 
Al Bundy!
2006-08-08 00:34:27
 
brilliant!
2006-08-08 00:39:20
 
I'ma see if any furries use AOL right about.. now.
2006-08-08 00:44:08
 
LMAO users of AOL got p'wned!!!!!!
2006-08-08 00:50:36
 
Mom?... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! *dun dun dun!*
2006-08-08 00:54:42
 
PsycoticAOL users FTW!!!
2006-08-08 00:56:29
 
30 min till download is finished!
2006-08-08 01:23:22
 
DOG POOP SANDWICHES
2006-08-08 01:47:33
 
HAHA, f*cking golden. AOL sucks.
2006-08-08 02:11:54
 
LOL, AOL.
2006-08-08 02:13:15
 
It wasn't me! I didn't search for how to kill your wife! Really!
2006-08-08 02:31:26
 
had hard time reading alot of it.
2006-08-08 02:34:22
 
It's not a big truck.....
2006-08-08 03:13:14
 
Lol, he miss spelled sammiches. wat uh nub. (Irony implied and ftw)
2006-08-08 03:14:38
 
thank you aol!!
2006-08-08 03:17:19
 
Oh so those were search queries.. rofl.. dog poop sandwiches.. wtf?
2006-08-08 03:18:52
 
horsedick.
2006-08-08 03:28:16
 
Also horse cocks!
2006-08-08 03:29:39
 
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
2006-08-08 03:39:08
 
I love you
2006-08-08 03:46:39
 
HORSE DICK = 5
2006-08-08 03:52:26
 
I knew this would be on YTMND the second I heard the story.... but seriously, dog poop sandwiches!? Grody!
2006-08-08 04:06:50
 
dog poop sandwiches = 5
2006-08-08 04:24:01
 
Good sh*t.
2006-08-08 04:38:09
 
OH MY f*ckING GOD!
2006-08-08 04:40:20
 
It's AOL's best day ever!
2006-08-08 04:41:38
 
...the f*ck?
2006-08-08 04:42:00
 
Busted
2006-08-08 04:44:13
 
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2006-08-08 04:45:49
 
Bwahahah!
2006-08-08 06:09:31
 
LOL i did this yesterday but i guess this is better than mine http://yougotwifekiller.ytmnd.com/
2006-08-08 06:13:29
 
good site, but... Views Today: 7129 Views Yesterday: 351 The NEDM Arts and Crafts was #2 UNTIL this came out of absolutely nowhere and bumped it out. It didn't CLIMB the top 10, it cut in line. Viewhacking much?
2006-08-08 06:22:21
 
Awsome
2006-08-08 06:28:53
 
I guess the kind of idiots who use AOL have a dire effect on the brass running that pitiful ISP. Good find, slide show or no.
2006-08-08 06:32:42
 
lol
2006-08-08 06:45:00
 
I AM NOT PROUD TO SAY THAT AOL WAS MADE AND IS LOCATED IN MY HOMETOWN =( in caps lock.
2006-08-08 06:49:38
 
rofl dog poop sandwiches.
2006-08-08 06:50:07
 
Hey, I search for that kind of stuff all the time.
2006-08-08 06:53:49
 
"YTMND is doing its part". ITS. I'm not going to downvote it because of a misspelling, but it still bothers me.
2006-08-08 07:14:11
 
wow
2006-08-08 07:25:55
 
lol @ dog poop sandwiches
2006-08-08 07:25:56
 
yokken, I didn't "viewhack". I released this site last night, so it only had one hour to get those 351 views. It was in the "Up and Coming" column during the site reload so of course it got quite a few views then.
2006-08-08 07:34:04
 
uh ohhhhh. also animal c*ck.
2006-08-08 07:43:27
 
HAHAHAHA
2006-08-08 07:43:36
 
WHERE IS THAT LIST!?
2006-08-08 07:55:05
 
I haven't laughed this hard since that retarded kid at my school got hit in th balls with two footballs one after another!
2006-08-08 08:03:11
 
This is absolutely f***ing amazing, good work mate.
2006-08-08 08:03:59
 
http://www.mininova.org/get/388815 Theres the link to the torrent of the entire gziped .txt file for them what cant be bovered. (use notepad to open it).
2006-08-08 08:04:52
 
LOL SCOTT PETERSON SUCKS
2006-08-08 08:09:23
 
SCOTT WAS RAILROADED
2006-08-08 08:13:34
 
great stuff - must give 5 for the music alone, it fit really well.
2006-08-08 08:14:02
 
aol blows monkey chunks everywhere. I've never used them and never will. If aol were to go bankrupt...would anyone care? (excluding aim)
2006-08-08 08:20:18
 
HORSE DICK!
2006-08-08 08:24:05
 
HOW DO I KIL WIFE
2006-08-08 08:24:49
 
logged in to upvote
2006-08-08 08:25:39
 
who cares, AOL users don't know what they're doing anyway
2006-08-08 08:30:03
 
WOW AOL = PWNED
2006-08-08 08:31:23
 
I'm sitting here holding myself, body turned from monitor. WTF has this world come to.
2006-08-08 08:38:47
 
poopo?
2006-08-08 08:46:01
 
My Mother-in-Law rubbed my crotch!
2006-08-08 08:47:03
 
epic man
2006-08-08 09:06:46
 
Needs more tubgirl.
2006-08-08 09:13:41
 
Haha!
2006-08-08 09:22:41
 
oh god that's hilarious ....MOM????
2006-08-08 09:29:35
 
!
2006-08-08 09:36:52
 
people are messed up
2006-08-08 09:45:20
 
+3 for corporate f*ck ups, +2 for Hans Zimmer
2006-08-08 09:58:19
 
I used AOL...until veeeery recently. I now use Mozilla Firefox.
2006-08-08 10:07:52
 
lol
2006-08-08 10:08:46
 
LOL!!!!!!!
2006-08-08 10:10:54
 
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-08-08 10:14:17
 
lolaolsucks
2006-08-08 10:22:56
 
2006-08-08 10:23:38
 
LOL @ Steak and Cheese mixed with wife killing.
2006-08-08 10:26:26
 
scott peterson was a f*cking a*shole
2006-08-08 10:50:26
 
You win. You win you win you win.
2006-08-08 10:52:12
 
Classic.
2006-08-08 11:05:54
 
A 439MB file. I'm pretty stoked.
2006-08-08 11:25:24
 
My mother in law rubbed her butt against my crotch.
2006-08-08 11:39:40
 
AOL has lowered the bar once again... I'm glad I swiched to a local internet service.
2006-08-08 11:44:12
 
"I've Lost Faith in Humanity" awesome dude "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
2006-08-08 11:50:40
 
http://www.aolsearchdatabase.com/ if you don't feel like downloading it.
2006-08-08 12:10:31
 
I like the hilarious side commentary, that's what makes this ytmnd so hilarious
2006-08-08 12:13:45
 
4 for funny, +5 for having the decency to NOT post the lemon party photo.
2006-08-08 12:24:50
 
steak and cheese
2006-08-08 12:26:52
 
Up√ote'd™
2006-08-08 12:50:32
 
2006-08-08 12:52:31
 
that's some digusting searches. Hopefully that man gets thrown in jail. (no, not the wife-killer. The guy who wants to make a dog poop sandwich.)
2006-08-08 12:53:20
 
Good job putting all this together.
2006-08-08 12:57:38
 
dog poop sandwiches ft5
2006-08-08 13:04:53
 
internets!
2006-08-08 13:05:40
 
gj
2006-08-08 13:12:20
 
AOL continues to be the absolute worst ever at anything internets. And as "Protectors of the Internets" we must expose secrets of the morons who actually use AOL.
2006-08-08 13:21:00
 
f*cking hillarious
2006-08-08 13:49:50
 
AOL is an OSP not an ISP.
2006-08-08 13:53:48
 
DOG POOP SANDWICHES!
2006-08-08 14:00:46
 
5d and Fav!
2006-08-08 14:01:05
 
I'm sure the people at AOL will be eating those dog poop sandwiches after this
2006-08-08 14:02:24
 
Wow. I actually searched for dog poop sandwiches (AFTER VIEWING THIS, mind you) and found this http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQitemZ290014283468QQcmdZViewItem Now I wonder who is buying these things...
2006-08-08 14:09:35
 
OMG LOL thats the best thing I have ever seen, and at the same time, make me want to cry.
2006-08-08 14:14:22
 
Dog poop sandwiches.
2006-08-08 14:14:58
 
OMFG pure internets gold ,you win my friend, hope to see vol. 2 soon
2006-08-08 14:23:05
 
5ed for obvious irony in "AOL's _esteemed_ users".
2006-08-08 14:26:33
 
Oh the hilarity.
2006-08-08 14:33:49
 
You have earned a medal. *gives medal*
2006-08-08 14:40:07
 
10244168 searched for "mom and son incest" and "horny teenage daughters wanting to suck there daddys c*ck", among other things. lol
2006-08-08 14:47:02
 
The sad part is that those searches probably didn't come up with jack sh*t on an aol browser.
2006-08-08 14:47:12
 
poop
2006-08-08 14:58:07
 
Dog poop sandwiches.
2006-08-08 15:01:14
 
I heard in hell, the only ISP they have is AOL.
2006-08-08 15:01:55
 
Lmao, AO-wned
2006-08-08 15:02:59
 
Nothing I haven't already seen, but +2 for dog poop sandwiches
2006-08-08 15:04:53
 
someone searched for "fat underaged kiddy porn" and ended up at YTMND. xD
2006-08-08 15:10:49
 
Holy Sh*t that was wow
2006-08-08 15:11:13
 
"black teen f*ggots with overbites free porn pics" lol, worst search ever
2006-08-08 15:11:15
 
Penis pump
2006-08-08 15:50:59
 
Nice choice of new epic music.
2006-08-08 15:51:50
 
hahaahahaha dogpoop sandwiches?
2006-08-08 15:52:49
 
You don't have to make a slideshow out of every funny website out there.
2006-08-08 15:53:37
 
I lovce the relationship problems. You can see it progress!
2006-08-08 16:09:16
 
Hahaha
2006-08-08 16:14:18
 
"p00pd00d," I assume you mean searches, since this wasn't actually about a site. But the truth is, I covered about .0000000001% of all AOL searches from March to May. So far from "every site out there."
2006-08-08 16:15:26
 
topical, timely, well done, 5 stars for you kind sir.
2006-08-08 16:23:58
 
Thanks for ruining the internet one site at a time :)
2006-08-08 16:41:13
 
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i cant stop laughing i almost woke up my parents, you sir are a legend
2006-08-08 16:46:14
 
5'd for AOLish horsedick
2006-08-08 17:08:36
 
TechCrunch screencap FTW.
2006-08-08 17:10:29
 
fantastic
2006-08-08 17:18:27
 
more on this thread in the ytmnd forums http://forums.ytmnsfw.com/showthread.html?p=69242#post69242
2006-08-08 17:24:56
 
I knew those AOL people were up to no good.
2006-08-08 17:28:16
 
shocking
2006-08-08 17:48:29
 
sweeeet
2006-08-08 17:50:33
 
5'd for awesome. Fav'd sor Batman Begins music.
2006-08-08 17:53:48
 
hahaha
2006-08-08 18:11:44
 
he called the sh*t, 'poop'
2006-08-08 18:25:00
 
haha, I demand more!
2006-08-08 18:46:42
 
If it has horsedick and dog poop sandwishes. It wins, no doubt about it.
2006-08-08 18:49:48
 
5 for dog poop sandwiches
2006-08-08 18:49:52
 
That crazy dude!
2006-08-08 18:53:17
 
aol proudly releases massive amounts of private data
2006-08-08 19:01:57
 
5'd for... well I think you can guess why...
2006-08-08 19:06:01
 
In before Vol.2...
2006-08-08 19:16:54
 
thats f*cked up
2006-08-08 19:24:22
 
For more, visit: aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com aolsecrets2.ytmnd.com
2006-08-08 19:27:33
 
did you find any furry porn?
2006-08-08 19:47:31
 
heh, nice slideshow there
2006-08-08 19:56:51
 
ironically, "America' worst ISP" gave money to start the Mozilla Foundation, which brought us FireFox
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