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not much in the way of news. this will be the last post, feel free to post your final comments/memories.



On a side note my finger has fully healed, but i seem to have at least semi-permanent nerve damage which makes coding nearly impossible for the time being.

I've touched up my resume and am now actively looking for a job in the NYC area, so if you know anyone that is hiring, feel free to shoot me a message.

The private message system will be up for at least a week, so hit people up if you want to trade contact information. I'll update this news post once I finish the export tool. Other than that, I wish you all the best.

Over and out,
-Max


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April 1st, 2008
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the cat's on a keyboard in heaven :'(
April 1st, 2008
524th
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why do i get the feeling this is going to be on Dateline
April 1st, 2008
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=(
April 1st, 2008
531st
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ytmnd had a good run. lets all go convert to ebaumsworld users!!!!!!!
April 13th, 2008
713th
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f*ck u
April 1st, 2008
532nd
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LOOOK WHAAAT YOUUUUVEEE DONNNNEEE MAXXXXX!
April 1st, 2008
533rd
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:(
April 1st, 2008
534th
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Looking for a job in the NYC area? Are you on crack max? Stay the hell away from NY completely. This state is going to hell in hand basket even more so the city. The court system is a joke. There are more crooks in public office than are in the prison system. The police and meter maids are a laugh. Rents, gas, mass transit, bridge tolls, parking tickets, grocery prices and taxes are skyrocketing. Now there might be congestion pricing. The only thing this place has got that's decent are the firemen.
April 1st, 2008
535th
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Oh hell why am I still here!?
April 1st, 2008
536th
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If Hilary gives up or looses running for president, she's going to come back here to finish her senatorial term and man is she going to od on pms about it.
April 2nd, 2008
560th
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I live in NY, ready to get the f*ck out
April 2nd, 2008
564th
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Same here.
April 1st, 2008
538th
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http://goodbyeytmndpals.ytmnd.com/
April 1st, 2008
539th
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Total raised: $42,568.32 - Total needed: $20,500 - So why would he close the place down?
April 1st, 2008
540th
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Because this site is stupid. Right. Hit it, Max!
April 1st, 2008
544th
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I seriously doubt that Max is going broke. I mean, why the f*ck is he living in Midtown Manhattan if that is the case?
April 1st, 2008
551st
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Like I said, it's not the money! He's just tired of babysitting so many "lulz" addicted retards, I'd imagine.
April 2nd, 2008
562nd
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It's all about the NYC firemen
April 2nd, 2008
654th
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he gambled all $42,568.32 away. he made a bet with someone that ytmnd would live forever. when he closed the place down he lost the bet, so now he is forced to close the place down.
April 2nd, 2008
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"when he closed the place down he lost the bet, so now he is forced to close the place down." My head exploded.
April 1st, 2008
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The interwebz shall never be the same. Farewell, YTMND, in all your glory. Some of us, myself included, could say we've seen better days, when the forums weren't TOTALLY filled with sh*t, sites weren't hacked, and sh*tty sites were never viewed. When our problems were Downvoters and eBaum and we teamed up against them. When new fads arose every week, and everyone loved coming here. YTMND is probably the best example of the internet I know, and I will miss it dearly. -Inkyblack11
April 1st, 2008
542nd
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Due to phail, lulz ensued. GOD SPEED!
April 1st, 2008
546th
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i still have a .txt of YTMND ideas ive never made yet =( its over too soon.
April 1st, 2008
548th
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12:17 AM Eastern Time :P Can we get teh truth?
April 1st, 2008
552nd
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Honestly, I really like the Dave Mustaine touch in this april fools gag, it doesn't look like anybody caught it. You should have made some kind of reference to starting a YTMND coffee brand.
April 1st, 2008
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yup its past midnight and no longer april fool's day and if i dont see this fixed in the morning then i am going to cry. i am truthfully sad right now and i dont now what to do anymore, i need ytmnd's guidelines to help me get through the day.
April 1st, 2008
554th
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Guy's, here's a video of Max's farewell to all of us ytmnd'rs. http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
April 1st, 2008
556th
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RickRoll'd again!
April 1st, 2008
558th
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MUST BE APRIL FOOLS JOKE...
April 2nd, 2008
563rd
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No! you lie, YOU LIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2008
565th
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You know what they say about rats and sinking ships?
April 2nd, 2008
568th
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oh sh*t my favorites are gonna all be for sh*t after this is gone :(
April 2nd, 2008
570th
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you dont have the guts to let something you paid 12 dollars for get thrown away come on prove mel gibson wrong
April 2nd, 2008
572nd
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figures as such, max... i just about to work my first site... ever.
April 2nd, 2008
573rd
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Ok, April Fools Day is over, so now we'll see if this is bullsh*t or not.
April 2nd, 2008
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It is.
April 2nd, 2008
574th
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Thank you max.
April 2nd, 2008
576th
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where is everyone going to conquer next?
April 2nd, 2008
587th
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well we could put all our moving gifs into windows movie maker and post the videos on ebaums not for the purpose of being enjoyed by ebaumers alone but rather as a memorial that we were here as ytmnders.
April 2nd, 2008
578th
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So long, and thanks for all the fish, Max.... /warmest regards, Uber
April 2nd, 2008
579th
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Man, I just bought a bunch of new crap for my comp to make more sh*tty sites! You bastard! Well, if that is the case, I had a good time of it. Now I have no idea of what the hell I'm going to do with my spare time.
April 2nd, 2008
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Even if this turns out to be a false alarm, my words still stand. This site was with me through good times and bad, and was responsible for a lot of my good times spent in front of the computer over the past 2 years. YTMND is/was pretty much the best place to poke fun at the absurdities of pop culture, and the best place to revel in mindless nostalgia with like minded pals.
April 2nd, 2008
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But the fun didn't stop there. Who knew that animated gifs could be so detailed and expressive? Who knew that a site founded on uploading dumb pictures and movie quotes would end up housing some of the most funny, creative, and intelligent peeps on the internet? The anarchic nature of this site allowed it to pretty much be a dumping ground for the bowels of the internet (which is also is, of course), but it's the high caliber of regulars that made this such an overall quality and entertaining place to be.
April 2nd, 2008
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Admittedly, much of what's here is disposable, but it's surprising how much is truly irreplaceable. (Yes, I'm backing up some of my favorite sites for posterity, lol.) If there really is an end in sight, I have a feeling YTMND will live on in one form or another. Thanks for all the fish, max.
April 2nd, 2008
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also, vaginas
April 2nd, 2008
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"If there really is an end in sight, I have a feeling YTMND will live on in one form or another." I hope so. It should be self-sustaining by now.
April 3rd, 2008
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I can see Max being tired of YTMND. But I can't see him destroying this place. I just can't see this place going for good now. If only there had been a real team to work YTMND into a truly self-sustaining state. Then Max could go off and venture into new projects and we wouldn't have to lose everything we stood for and created here. We had Syncan, but he wasn't going to keep working for free. Things could have been done months, even years ago, back when YTMND was at its most popular/powerful.
April 2nd, 2008
585th
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GG ytmnd. Probably april fools, but still, gg.
April 2nd, 2008
586th
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HEY GUYS ARPIL FOOLS AM FUNNEE
April 2nd, 2008
588th
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i gots an idea, if you live in NYC and can offer him a job only do so if he keeps YTMND running.
April 2nd, 2008
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Thanx for the fun Max. I'll still think "That should be a YTMND" whenever i hear a good line or other odd things. Hope life is kind to you. Best of luck and keep fighting the power.
April 2nd, 2008
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Established 2001 Yet Started 2004 and ended 2008. I'm Confused. And Starched.
April 2nd, 2008
594th
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YTMND site may go down.. But the Conangator will be with me FOREVER.
April 2nd, 2008
596th
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why the f*ck are you killing ytmnd
April 2nd, 2008
598th
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Its true unfortunatley, that the domain was registered April 1st ,2004. Max really did set up us the bomb, and we fell for the trap.
April 2nd, 2008
599th
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DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2008
660th
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Seriously? This is no joke? F**K! This was the best site ever, and it sucks that it's going to go down. Max, I'll miss you, and WHAT THE F**K EVER HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER SITE YOU WERE WORKING ON???
April 2nd, 2008
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I will never forget Brian Peppers,lol,Internet,Cosby,Pokemon!,PTKFGS!,Happy Cat,And soooooo many more!Over the years I have bonded with many users such as syncan,bomaga,fyrestorm,DZK,money-Hat and many more!I will miss you all and I will never forget the site I always went to when I needed a good laugh,no matter what.
April 2nd, 2008
601st
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I'm still calling bullsh*t.
April 2nd, 2008
606th
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six hundred and twentieth!
April 2nd, 2008
607th
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third? fourth?
April 2nd, 2008
608th
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I'm trying to look on the bright side of this, thinking that I can now move on to a much larger file size limit on YouTube... But to be honest, people on YouTube are idiots. They don't understand sarcasm and most of them never create anything at all. Instead, some of them can upload a scene from Family Guy and then instantly think that they won the Internet. Have any of you ever seen the comments on Keaton's YouTube profile? Almost every other day someone asks for his Sparta song,
April 2nd, 2008
609th
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oblivious to the fact that Keaton put a link at the top. Also, people on Newgrounds are idiots too. Somehow YTMND struck me as a much better place to submit your creations.
April 2nd, 2008
612th
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http://youtube.com/user/keatonkeaton999 lol
April 2nd, 2008
617th
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Hear hear.
April 2nd, 2008
666th
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youtube is hilarious. i just got sworn at in seberian for one of my vids. "JEBI SE STOKO IMBECILNA!!!"
April 2nd, 2008
610th
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irc.efnet.org->#ytmnd redirect that to #?!
April 2nd, 2008
611th
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cakey pains
April 2nd, 2008
613th
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RELAX PEOPLE! It was an April Fool's joke, his finger hasn't fully healed.
April 2nd, 2008
614th
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MAX! WHERE'S THE SHIRTS? WE NEED THE YTMND SHIRTS!
April 2nd, 2008
615th
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if this is fake...you got me good if its real, bummer.....aljordan2814@yahoo.com if anyone wants to ping me
April 2nd, 2008
618th
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lol people still think it's real
April 2nd, 2008
619th
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It's an April fools joke, no one really lives in NYC, right?...
April 2nd, 2008
620th
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I DECLARE SHENANAGINS!
April 2nd, 2008
621st
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I think everyone who fell for this will instantly get *'d from now on by Max.
April 2nd, 2008
625th
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I think everyone who fell for this is twice as dense as brick
April 2nd, 2008
623rd
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oh come on i gust sighned up like 2 months ago
April 2nd, 2008
626th
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is the Delete Site function not working for anyone else?
April 2nd, 2008
627th
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thx for establishing a place where vadercoaster, NSMB, and the countless other sites made me nearly piss myself. good luck in your future endeavors :^)
April 2nd, 2008
628th
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damn, it looks like this wasnt really a joke. this sucks, this was the only site on the interwebs that would make me laugh everytime i visited it, and it was one of the few bright spots in my life. I don't know why youre shutting it down Max, but thanks for the website, I've had so many good laughs.
April 2nd, 2008
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damn, it looks like this wasnt really a joke. this sucks, this was the only site on the interwebs that would make me laugh everytime i visited it, and it was one of the few bright spots in my life. I don't know why youre shutting it down Max, but thanks for the website, I've had so many good laughs.
April 2nd, 2008
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It is written... As (and if) YTMND is expelled from the internet over 9000 sites mimicking ytmnd's format (if there arent already enough) will pop up causing division by zero by the amount of Unoriginal content that will flood those sites If you guys have seen the IRC message from max saying "the funniest part of this all is that people think its an april fools prank" might mean that he will shut the site down, but because it was on 4/1 its hard to believe, LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES OUT news story at 11
April 2nd, 2008
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Please conceive my children.
April 2nd, 2008
632nd
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Song was nice
April 2nd, 2008
633rd
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Is it sad that I believed both this and LittleKuriboh's prank?
April 2nd, 2008
634th
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Not even Doom Music can save us now.... lol NEDM...
April 2nd, 2008
636th
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Max has the best site that describes what im feeling, http://fyad.ytmnd.com/
April 2nd, 2008
637th
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ummm... if this isnt a joke... why is it that you decided to announce it on April Fools Day?! say you did it today or April 4th it would be a lot easier to believe
April 2nd, 2008
638th
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If this is real, I'd like to say as a long-time lurker, this site brightened up some otherwise sh*tty days for me. Recently, I've met some cool people in IRC from here, some of whom actually like me. Thanks to Dascoot, Fourest, Juxtapose, Kassius, Fearcondom, AndySavage, CreepPipe, ROY4L, Keaton, MasterSitsu, Chav-Slayer and many others for your a$$-kickin' YTMNDs, and all the memories. Poland. Also c*cks.
April 2nd, 2008
639th
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Love, WillBlood/HankScorpio/Thrillho
April 2nd, 2008
642nd
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ATTENTION: Everyone who fell for this is an enormous moron. Look at all of you homos getting all emo over what is CLEARLY an April Fool's joke. Putzes.
April 2nd, 2008
645th
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Prank or not, it makes a good fad.
April 2nd, 2008
643rd
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better un-delete the site or mario will come jump on you :(
April 2nd, 2008
648th
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Here I was thinking YTMND launched on the 30th of April lol If this isnt aprils fools then I'm gona misss you guys :( I wasn't here for that long but I enjoyed the time I had bye.
April 2nd, 2008
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/1 Hey max, why did you create this site on April 1st and then wait until April 19th to leave the first comment?!
April 2nd, 2008
650th
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Ok, its not april fools anymore, you can take down the post
April 2nd, 2008
651st
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if this is forreal...can we get all the news posts too?
April 2nd, 2008
652nd
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OK NOW IM SCARED STOP THIS DUMB, SICK JOKE ALREADY AND SAY YTMND ISN'T SHUTTING DOWN!!! I ONLY JUST STARTED TO APPRECIATE IT!!
April 2nd, 2008
655th
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Um...time to end this failed joke. Didn't he do this like 2 years ago?
April 2nd, 2008
657th
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Shhhh... Everyone be quiet and let max have his fun. We all know he would never survive in new york city. After all... look what he did to himself with a mandoline. Admit it max, You need ytmnd, you need us to protect you from yourself!
April 2nd, 2008
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sometime its fun to be emo, and if you can't admit that then your emo
April 2nd, 2008
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epic n*gg*r comment
April 2nd, 2008
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YTMND is little different from how it was back in the day. There is still quality, and still Hilarity. If you now think it's doomed to die, then it is your own perception of YTMND that has changed, not its quality. Unless you have always thought it was doomed to die, in which case you would be wrong.
April 2nd, 2008
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*created today to say "Good day sir!"* Sorry Max always was a fan but good lord....... Thanks for all the "info" on how and why this site is being shut down......bloody hell.
April 2nd, 2008
670th
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Its not shutting down. I think its interesting to see the reactions from everyone though.
April 2nd, 2008
671st
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For the sake of the 200k+ members I hope your right. To each his own, however I must say that being a fan for over 3 years and having maxed out one's bookmark list, its a sad day of loss.
April 2nd, 2008
676th
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Yes, I remember my first YTMND experience, the classic blue ball machine. Oh, the golden days....
April 2nd, 2008
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How long do we have before it's all gone? Should we go ahead and get savin'?
April 2nd, 2008
674th
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I already miss you fools. Not that any would remember me.
April 2nd, 2008
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tubgirl.com
April 2nd, 2008
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its about damn time
April 2nd, 2008
679th
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So... this is some kind of shampoo commercial, right?
April 2nd, 2008
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Also, 700th
April 2nd, 2008
681st
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Bull to the sh*t!
April 2nd, 2008
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I wonder if Max thought there would be this much feedback, i think he has had like 2 comments at the start and thats it.
April 2nd, 2008
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max just became the best troll of YTMND ever
April 2nd, 2008
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Given max's record for unfulfilled promises, perhaps closing YTMND is another thing he'll never get around to doing. ;)
April 2nd, 2008
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It is very sad to see this place go. This was a place where one could come and go and leave with tears in their eyes from the hilarious and artisic views of the YTMND-er's. Despite I wasen't a very active YTMND-er when it came to making pages, I know that I'll miss it. Freedom of speech is an important thing these days and this site proves it. To see many new pages being made of "The End" and such is key to the fact that this site is kickass. It's like random, endless, hilarious poetry. -Podetz.
April 2nd, 2008
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I'm still praying for him to go "Psyc!" and kill this post. I love this place.
April 2nd, 2008
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YTMND hasn't been good in ages, and I don't even come here anymore, so I don't really care if this this a prank or not. The only funny users were Keaton, Murdarmachene, Kassius (though I hate to say it), DarthWang, and Click. The rest of it, especially since NSFW sites were disabled on the front page, has been obvious bullsh*t. Even 4chan is funnier than YTMND nowadays. I just kind of regret investing so much money in this sinking ship of a website.
April 3rd, 2008
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Then why did you just post here?
April 3rd, 2008
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upvote this comment. i think this kid understands irony.
April 2nd, 2008
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Mass migration to PTKFGS.com where Afrotech has coded the moderation system.
April 2nd, 2008
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Max, do a barrel roll!
April 2nd, 2008
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Well it's about time! YTMND is a tumor on the face of the interwebs. Good riddance.
April 2nd, 2008
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this coming true after all? ---> http://longforgotten.ytmnd.com
April 3rd, 2008
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I think I'm going to cry
April 3rd, 2008
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I think I speak for everyone when I say please stop the joke. I know it is one, just like women's sufferage, or the moon landings!
April 3rd, 2008
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The footage of the moon landing site had no stars... any site with less than 4 stars does not deserve to be mentioned! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
April 3rd, 2008
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Okay, start the sob music as I say my farewells... I waited a day or so to see if it was just a sick joke; it seems as if this is for real. YTMND, for the past 4 3 years for me has equaled the internet. Ever since I clicked on that link for the “George Bush DOES care about black people” ytmnd, I’ve been hooked. I got into a fair amount of flame wars with users (hey, who hasn’t?), and I’ll admit that probably about 60% of my sites were total bullsh*t. But the other 40 or so percent…? Priceless, a digital,
April 3rd, 2008
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21st century work of art. The same goes for the entire community; it f*cked up a lot, but when it did something well, it f*cking ruled. Assuming that max isn’t just drawing this out for his own sick pleasure, I’m going to really miss this place. I mean, where else could I find a bunch of people who knew what “N*GG* STOLE MY BIKE!” and “Safety Not Guarantied” were? Also, to add insult to injury, what’s my new homepage going to be? Ytmnd, you shall be missed.
April 3rd, 2008
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If any one wants to keep in contact, let me know. Until then…I wish all of you the best and I bid you good day ladies and gentlemen. -Johnkimble22
April 3rd, 2008
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Get a finger-tip replacement so the pressure of key-pressing goes to the rest of your finger.
April 11th, 2008
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CODE THROUGH THE PAIN
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August 20th, 2008
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GUYS FYRESTORM IS DEAD
October 10th, 2008
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You can't break those cuffs
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