YTMND Search

26th October 1956: Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world dances with his pet cat in the doorway of his Worthing home. Measuring only 30 inches high, Mr Behrens has made a living by travelling the world with Burton Lester's midget troupe.

HenryBehrens

midget, cat

picturesandbox

les brown

A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

detroitvampires

vampires, Detroit, eminem, Salem's Lot, emos, Yahoo answers, questions, Yahoo, funny, travel, lol, hot, vampire, Twilight, Edward, Robert Pattinson, Jacob, Bella, killing, apocalypse, vampire attack, Mathers, Lose Yourself, ghetto

Question taken from Yahoo! Answers (posted by myself) on Wednesday, March 23. Later copied and pasted to Vampirecafe and one travel website.

An mp3 file of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" downloaded from the iTunes library.

oh yeah mr krabs

datboi69

MR KRABS

hi

hi

Stephen Colbert has won a bridge naming contest in Hungary! Congrats Stephen!

stephencolbertbridge

CONGRATULATIONS // MR. COLBERT!!! //

Stephen,Steven,Colbert,Report,Bridge,Hungary

Revolucion, Che Guevara, Jack Black, lets get naked

Cuba

How about we get naked.. and start the REVOLUCION.

Orange County, Lots of editing

Orange County, Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the name of

Mr Vader has a thing about faceless features.

lackofface

Darth, Vader, Your Face, Lack of faith, lack of face

Sorry for the repost, but the site was giving me too many problems. Plus my update wouldn't go through. Feel free to lower your vote or whatever.

nothorsedick

Smith, Neo, Mr. Anderson, Matrix, Horsedick

http://notmranderson.ytmnd.com, Happycat

http://notmranderson.ytmnd.com, NEDM

no description given.

sonicadviceformrt

dont touch Mr T, fool. // //

That's right... Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Samuel L. Jackson, and Conan O' Brien. The 4 greatest beings of all time finally get their own monument.

monumentforchuckandothers

Chuck, Norris, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Mr T, Samuel, Jackson, Samuel L, Samuel L. Jackson, Samuel L Jackson, Conan, Brien, O' Brien, O Brien, Mount, Rushmore, Mount Rushmore, Monument, Shrine

...It's Mount Rushmore

Queen - We are the Champions

no description given.

moskausix

Moskau!!!11!! // //

Mr. Anderson didn't realize how high the stakes were.

matrixlawwon

gaytmnd the law won matrix

The Matrix

The Matrix, Full Metal Jacket, Bobby Fuller

You're next, Tootie.

sadfactsoflife

mrs. garrett,facts

slapped peanit butter on the roofs of they mouts

http://mrsgarrett.ytmnd.com

Redman

Heh, he can say that again!

badluckagain

Reservoir Dogs, Joe, Mr. White, bad luck

Reservoir Dogs

Reservoir Dogs

By the hand of Zeus, a new hero is born.

neckchainsofolympus

Mr T, God Of War, Neck Chains,

http://www.mohawkmedia.co.uk/ + Edits

God Of War

Oh, hello there.

goodmorningmrthompson

Se same street.

BMSR

Goodbye toys r us

RIPTRU

toys ,r,us,toysrus,sadness,finalfantasy7

Twitter

Twitter

Youtube

Mr. Stormtroopers life is complete.

happystorm

Stormtrooper, Storm Trooper, Star Wars, having, a, wonderful, time, having a wonderful time, Episode 1,2,3,Clone Trooper, prequel, rofl keyword overload

http://stormtrooperdiemothaf*ckas.ytmnsfw.com/

Gman fad song

no description given.

fuckdeer

deer, boners, cuisinart, straw

you'll like the chicken

when i shove it up your ass

This site is brought to you by JARRITOS MANDARIN made with 100% natural sugar. YOU'LL SWEAR THAT ORANGE IS A FLAVOR!

jellybean

PIZZA,THERE SHOULD BE MORE PIZZA

I thought we were making sites about [i]Max[/i]

Sarah Hart - The Wonder

http://sonia.ytmnd.com

connerysdream

connery, dream, today, sonia

Sean Connery

Martin Luther King Jr.

no description given.

comingaroundsaying

Ice T, cracktro, intro, a-team, mr. t, chiptune

Limp Ninja cracktro, Photoshop

Limp Ninja cracktro chiptune/ A-Team theme

I have nothing better to do with my life

therealkillers

The Real Killers, Wikipedia, Raptor Jesus, OJ, OJ Simpson, Mr. T, Stephen Hawking, Yo Yo Ma

Wikipedia

Hot Butter

saddam bra pushup

realmenofgenius

thank you // mr pushup bra // inventor

saddam bra pushup

very first 'is having a wonderful time' ytmnd with this loop, if that matters to anyone. only reason i keep this site up, i had to spice other parts of the song together to make it endless..

happydavid

Mr. Show with Bob and David

Tiny Tim - Livin in the Sunlight, Lovin in the Moonlight

Various Simpson characters exclaim their catch phrases. Not Lisa though.

charactercatchphrases

The Simpsons, Catch Phrase, Catch phrases, Homer, Lisa, Mr. Burns, Burns, Barney, Nelson, Ha ha, Hah hah, Bart, Marge, Maggie, charactercatchphrases, One, One Dimensional, Dimensional, Character

Various nooks and crannies of t3h Intarweb

The Simpsons - Bart gets Famous

WOW Gerplex sexy man

gerplex

OMG // WTF? // GAYPLEX LOLOL

Evangelion, WOW, Gerplex, WOW, World of Warcraft, hitler, mr t

evangelion.unclechibi.com

I f*ckING SANG IT

no description given.

Tambourine

MR // TAMBOURINE // MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

no description given.

treeattack

Can you // break a log // like THAT?

Karate Kid, Mr. Miyagi, Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio, Sato

A leader of David Palmer's quality is unfit for any dollar bill: he was a man whose contributions to his country and to the world have been invaluable, and will never be forgotten. Farewell, Mr. President, and thank you. Also, tell Tupac "hi."

davidpalmerday

24, allstate, democrats, dongs

a tribute to President David Palmer

Puff Daddy - Every Breath You Take

Mr. Connery gets kidney tumor surgery

getwellsoonmrconnery

:( // //

Mr., Connery, gets, kidney, tumor, surgery, you, will, always, be, the, man, now, dog