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It's a shame you didn't make this because it's a funny gif.

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we know, but this is ytmnd. sa place where we don't need to be correct every fucking minute of the world, and where we dont even need to capitolize our spelling or even add apostrophies to all the right words. listen, jerk, i come here to relax and read jokes and apparently you come here to dick off and fuck around. well, i don't sir or madamee. how are you going to 1 a site ytmnd like this and then sit there and make a comment about what is proper? guess what? the image itself is not "standard quality." does that grind your piss and make your brain boil? why didn't you comment on that?

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I hope to god for your sake this was just lying around on a harddrive and you didn't just waste your time making that.

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I mean, don't get me wrong - you've made some good sites. The batman one with the tiger or lion or whatever the fuck it was is probably the best, but your recent output and a lot of your older output I find to be uninteresting and uninspired, with "DeNiro wanted a son" probably being the most overrated of your sites. In fact, "I didn't order that" which I believe is your second highest rated is far better and probably should be your top rated, though most of your better sites were made not on this account but that one where you made a bunch of batman sites.<br /><br />The rest is largely hit an miss, similar to fourest, who is an overrated user and therefore is usually given a more generous vote despite whether or not the site is good. My sites also seem to be extremely polarizing, but hey, we can't all be Famery-Gai. <br /><br />I've said before and I'll say again, you should make more batman sites like you did on that one account. <br /><br />Also, don't bother to say "didn't read", you've said it enough times.

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ok so you decided to mock someone by posting a picture of some unfortunate guy with down syndrome doing something random. and you even chose the severely unoriginal song that says "down" a bunch of times. a song that has been posted here countless times/was never funny/captures the lamest essence of ytmnd; lets make fun of pop culture by posting an asset someone else edited while adding our own random asset.<br /><br />and it really is a very poor, uncreative comparison. you not only went with the lamest thought process (comparing some idiot to some actual retard) you also went with the lamest execution (as stated above).<br /><br />[b]identifies site as something special, commemorates nonsensical milestone = cry for attention[/b]<br /><br />when you were attempting to think in a funny way and then do something funny, why didn't you focus on the content of the private message? why didn't you think of ways to apply the user woman's exaggerated and misguided Christian values to funny and relevant image/sound assets? you could have at least gone the normal ytmnd "First Thought Wrong" route and somehow used an image of a celebrity humiliating themselves, or even used a clip from a movie or tv show where someone fucks up.<br /><br />but no. you chose this. to you, this was something special. i like what this Umfuld user had to say. no real sense in drawing much from his comment post, other than [b]pwn[/b].

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If someone else made this, like, say, someone who DIDN'T make moon man sites, you wouldn't bother 1 starring it.

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I've explained this dozens of times over the years but, here goes, once again for the stupid and the uninitiated: 1. YTMND didn't start out as the anus of the internet. There certainly was a plethora of morons here from early on, hundreds of little kids as well as idiot Btards/racists/socially inept fuckers who acted like little kids, but there were also hundreds o extremely savvy, creative, funny users--some young, like mattdh12, some older like typogra, inkdrinker, nutnics, Necromonicon, ryanmontana, MasterSitsu, dascoot, etc. For about three years, I was content to play by the rules and just make sites on the gr33nscr33n account and a few others that never voted. Like any forum user, I bickered with idiots when appropriate, voted honestly and openly (which ALWAYS resulted in revenge downvoting by the idiots), and interacted with the slowly dwindling few who seemed to get what made this site different from 4chan, Newgrounds, and the hundreds of other forums in which one can simply repost stupid shit stolen from somewhere else. Then I watched the place change increasingly for the worst. We all know the story and blame rests pretty much on everyone, starting with max's refusal to act like he cared about the site as much as the primary users did and more or less ending with the flood of trolls who can't get attention anywhere else. <br /> <br />So to answer your question, I stayed active here because I shifted what I got out of the place. Despite your inability to imagine that I am an entirely stable, happy, successful individual IRL, I get near constant "comparable interests" and peer input when I'm logged out of here. All day long, from my wife who went to MIT to my friends who write books, make movies, produce art that, if you were smarter, you might have read or seen to my colleagues and coworkers who literally teach the kinds of classes (maybe even THE classes) you were so proud of yourself for merely taking [...]

To give a more descriptive response:<br /><br />x point in time: no confrontations on YTMND<br /><br />x point later (still no confrontations), send message to Umfuld asking whether or not he plans on making any more batman sites from the original series<br /><br />Response: "didn't read", a picture of a mudkip, etc.<br /><br /><br />Yeah. Really makes me want to give Umfuld more exposure by posting about how x person tweeted his site. I'm sure it's the same case for the other "trolls".<br /><br />And finally, you're a bit vague when you say "trolls [rodheh] said should be made mods". Who are those people specifically? Ochobobo is the only one I mentioned, and I don't see it wrong that he seems like a pretty neutral and reasonable member here. I know you like to put L83 on blast for being a "troll" here, and if you think I'd want anyone like that to be a moderator then I don't know what would have given you that idea. You don't put someone who is/previously has been heavily involved with this shit in a position of power - regardless of how reasonable I think a person like him might be outside of YTMND drama. Other candidates would be people like DaveTheRave when and if he had time, which he doesn't.<br /><br />Though max answered a question regarding mods I'd been wanting a clear answer about for years now, so it's pretty much decided that there will be no mods for the dwindling community. mDS proposed an alternate thing but whatever, just seems part a lost cause and part that it would be half-assed at this point.

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wouldn't be cool if nisa music guy was still using this site, or half these weenies, got admit not seen santabot on that much, where is gr333nscr33n or the moonman? I haven't seen many moonman sites lately even moonkrew forum is bit quite, I was invited to the moon crew and then banned from the moon crew for being too controversial for their image, while most are hating and bashing people I am rallying the forces and picking up the pieces in support of making these people crazier, maybe this is like my little pony where gr333nscr33n is like discord where the guy has been pure hate cause honestly didn't believe, where I could be that fluttershy and makes him realize we all hate those creeps and it is all bit more homies than might suspect if anything united in such hate and he just may never realized it, do you really wants things to be normal on this site, or deep down are just dreaming of how everything was once lot crazier and was world of pichu the pokemons to the point was entire groups of people so unglued it made the rain fall with a meaning, maybe I am sort of becoming gr33nscr33n in sense that I came here to make art then hearing you all suddenly my art becomes I just hate you which can be it's own artistic expression, I want to see more nisa and moonman, I want to see disharmony and the ironic truth of how bit of discord makes everything better, I want to be wrong knowing I embraced what was right, it is all better in cubist abstractions.... another post another mistake, it is artful to make such mistakes http://youtu.be/u_HH_jher3c

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you didn't make this you fucking asshole

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Much as I hate to do this since ytmnd is on life support -- and since you also clearly linked to the source -- i've gotta give this a 2. You didn't make any changes, it's pretty much a direct youtube rip, and I already saw it several months ago. Nothing personal.

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didn't you make this a few days ago and then delete it?

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I didn't like this site. That, by definition, makes you a terrible person.

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It's sad to think that, according to most Western thought, you are as equally important as every single human who [i]didn't[/i] make this [presumably] stupid fucking site.

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PAY DAY AEEEEEEE thank you for telling it like it is<br />trust me you're not the only one who feels like Suzanne brought a new wave a devastation to the quality of ytmnd. I have given up on trying to straighten this piece of shit user up. It's not even worth the physical effort moving the mouse to minus his comment(s) and 1 his sites. <br /><br /><br />as much as moon man had a negative effect on ytmnd, it didn't come close to how awful Suzanne has made this place. <br /><br /><br />I want to tell you that I'm sorry for my part in any way i've shat up this site when i joined the likes of SantabotAI. <br /><br /><br />You know who I am and so do a lot of people here. I miss the old days when me and you were cool. Like when i asked you to make a tour of your house and you did it. I hope you don't get offended when i make stupid jokes about you like how you wanna stick your dick in the edmund fitzgerald and shit.

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Also, Umfuld, why are you always here? I've gotten sick of this place tons of times, and left. Hell, I didn't make a single YTMND in 2014, hell, I'm not even sure if I logged in. But EVERY TIME I come back, you are always still here bitching about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING....why the fuck are you still here all the time if you hate everything so much?

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i'm a big fan of the fact that you didn't make any of this

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Problems with Starship Troopers the movie:<br />1. IRL wars since WWI do not have infantry as frontline forces. Since then, the trend has been increasingly artillery shots, then aircraft, then tanks, then lighter vehicles (like APCs, Infantry Fighting Vehicles and helicopters, THEN infantry mops up what is left). So, why, in the future, which would logically have even less risky situations for infantry would they actually increase their role, let alone make them frontline?<br /><br />2. Why would said infantry not have weapons that could NOT eliminate the enemy in about one shot? What is strange that even the Doogie Howser actor points out that the bugs need a million shots, unless you hit them in a special place. In the heat of war, hoping to hit a very tiny place is extremely unlikely. Especially when they are ridiculously outnumbered.<br /><br />3. What the hell is wrong with the sergeant who threw a knife at the hand of a private? This is supposed to be a protagonist? What I thought was crazier was his justification on practicing knife throws:<br /><br />"[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall] <br />Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic! "<br /><br />This scene made no sense whatsoever. The alien bugs used neither knives nor nukes. This scene might as well been about practicing scuba diving warfare. Even if the bugs used knives, guns are way more powerful. And if the knives were for the humans, even standard assault rifles needed 100 shots to take down a bug. A knife would be a joke. If this scene was to highlight what a tough nut the sarge was, that would still not be a good enough excuse. Full Metal Jacket and other military movies displaying aggressive drill sergeants have them doing things which actually make sense.<br /><br />4. Why didn't the forces of Earth just nuke the damn aliens?

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I said I'd not vote on yours period. That may change, my Shake it up site didn't deserve your 1 star. 2 stars maybe if you really didn't care for it but a 1? I'm wounded :'-( I'd even give this a 3 star. Maybe you want me to make another site about you.

According to his post on Reddit, he's not really interested in selling it, but he didn't mention handing it over either. I'd imagine running it for so long would make giving it up a bit hard, I know I would have issues.<br /><br />I mean, the website is more or less solid. Except for some expanded media support, reopening the forums, and perhaps drawing some more users in, YTMND is fine.<br /><br />But yeah, hosting this stuff is expensive. Renting datacenter space isn't cheap, neither is maintaining stuff. No ads makes large websites like this unsustainable unless you're just loaded.<br /><br />Even 4chan is having issues now. As derpy as both YTMND and 4chan *can be,* I hate to imagine both disappearing.

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Notice how I didn't act like those little bitches who demand you to stop making this or that or to delete your account or whatever. I have enough respect for people that I don't get bitchy when they don't do things my way.<br /><br />Also, there are still many sites you have made which I liked.

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Thank you for making this YTMND.<br />It's something we didn't want, but always needed in this situation.

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good point about how fast the text goes. i've only done flashing gif nonsense before where i like the text to come so fast that if you blink you miss it, but i didn't think that kind of tempo would feel right for an "unfunny truth" ytmnd. but yeah normally i wouldn't make text this slow

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sometimes there's a site that makes you say "oh that was so obvious. why didn't I make that site years ago?" this isn't one of those.