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This feels like comparing apples to oranges.<br /><br />We're kinda extremely limited by the medium here. That, and the userbase. There's only ten people left here and they all have mental problems. And even if we had more, why would creators settle for picture/sound/text when they could make "faggy short films" instead?<br /><br />If you want less "nostalgia-bait" here then be the change you want to see in the world. The barrier to entry is extremely low.

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First off... There are enough wars, conflicts and other 'historic' moments that everyone of us need to district oneself from it all...<br /><br />:;(<br /><br />But the main reason is that I have been inactive for a while and need to make up for the lost time....<br /><br />:)<br /><br />Also, she is part of advertising history from another country of which many do not know about (but parts of what you said are still applied) ...<br /><br />;)

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I love high resolution lewd smut, Final Fantasy 7 rendered in 3d ,& Megazeux with it's 8 color graphics but all three of these genres are so incompatible that it comes off as weird . Especially since there are no lava levels in Final Fantasy that look like this and the Asian porn meme it is referencing had him spinning on top of the ninja lady like a helicopter instead of a robotic can spinning in place.

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As for people I have also downvoted on the regular? I can also offer my feelings there too.<br /><br />Pichuz / DerpySillyAccidentPR is definitely high on my list. Their sites come off as the mad ramblings of the mentally ill. The sites themselves are a bunch of text-to-speech leftist word salads, and the fact they're all handled as one big run-on sentence doesn't help. I also am not fond of the AI art they constantly spit out for their inane ramblings, either. Let alone they constantly delete their sites too, and spit out the same stuff constantly as well.<br /><br />SandalSmith? Hoo boy. His whole idea of content here are self-inserts. He seems to hold a vendetta against me because I've constantly talked smack about his YTMNDs. Now he downvotes mine every time they come up. I flew way, way off the handle and pulled a SqrlyJack (don't ask) to try and insult him. So basically it's a rivalry thing, because we're both too stubborn and butthurt at each other to quit. At least he barely uses YTMND, unlike Derpy.<br /><br />I will admit that there's definitely elitism going on. At least, I can admit to being guilty of it myself. Once again, I'm sorry for being a jerk, and want to do better going forward. If I felt anyone else was going to give you any insight or feedback, I wouldn't be going to all this effort to yap all of this on a dead proto-meme site. I don't always agree with you on stuff, Skanda, but I can appreciate when we do share similar interests and views.<br /><br />You're alright, dude.

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Long gone are the days where Vader was this menacing figure, now it's a floating head that just so happens to look like a mask and helmet. There's no face underneath any of it because that IS it's face. That's all I see now. It's like the martians from Santa Conquers the Martians where they don't take off their headgear and is pretty much apart of their anatomy.

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Eddie: [Referring to the electrocuted cat] If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all!<br /><br />Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?<br /><br />-- Quotes from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation".

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Okay, listen. Like BootyEater420 said, flaming and shit is the status quo here. Unlike practically every other site on the internet, there is absolutely no moderation whatsoever when it comes to comments. You can say whatever the fuck you want and get away with it. And guess what? I didn't flame you just because you like the show, I flamed you because YOU FLAMED ME! Hell, you're still flaming me in the description of this very site. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.<br /><br />And speaking of no moderation, that also means you can make any sites you want. But it doesn't make them immune from criticism. No one is stopping you from making Pedotown sites, but no one is stopping me and others from downvoting and insulting them, and making anti-Pedotown sites. In fact, this entire conflict between us started when you showed up to downvote and comment on my site, which I made as a response to another user's Pedotown site. You're framing it like you were completely innocent and I just went out of my way to flame you for the subject material of your sites, which isn't the case at all.<br /><br />So get over yourself and stop trying to play the victim.

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And no. The LazyTown fad is not centered around pedophilia. There's millions of LT fans worldwide. How can they all be pedos??

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Let's also mention that LazyTown inspired an Olympic winner, has been nominated for 15 awards and WON THREE OF THEM, has been awarded by the Mexican, Icelandic Health Association and American government, won the Nordic Public Health prizes, has been shown in 180 countries, still holds up on the internet and in live shows TWENTY YEARS after the first episode, is enjoyed by adults, teenagers, babies, kids, pre-teens, is the most expensive kids show to manage, and is listed as one of the most popular shows ever on IMDB. <br /><br />You haven't read a single LazyTown book. Watched a single episode, been to a single live show, played a single LazyTown game, visited a single LazyTown website, because it's pEdoPhiliA- and you still have the audicity to say it sucks. You are such a dumb turd. You are a disgrace. You're an icon to all mentally retarded people in the world. You should be ashamed that you still even have the guts to respond back to this message. You have no life. No dad. No mom. No friends. You've been hating on a show on the same website for 19 consecutive years, and you know almost nothing about it. You are a waste. <br /><br />You've lived on this Earth for more years then I know, assuming you're not eight years old, and seen war. Seen terrorism. Seen violence. Seen depression. Seen cancer. Seen death. Seen racism. Seen bigotry. Seen misogny. Seen misandry. Seen ableism. Seen hunger. Seen homelessness. Seen school shootings. Seen kidnapping. And what do you wanna put an end to? People watching a TV show and liking a character. Liking the way she dances. Or sings. Nothing you do is justified. You wake up every single day. And you know hating on the same show is on your schedule. What goes on in that brain, assuming it even works of yours? <br /><br />When you finish reading this I want you to get off this website. Off your browser. Off your device. And think. What is your life? Are you worth anything. Is there anything I can do to be a good person? Now.

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I've got your picture<br />Of me and you<br />You wrote "I love you"<br />I wrote "Me too"<br />I sit there staring, and there's nothing else to do<br />Oh, it's in colour<br />Your hair is brown<br />Your eyes are hazel<br />And soft as clouds<br />I often kiss you when there's no one else around<br /><br />I've got your picture, I've got your picture<br />I'd like a million of you, all 'round my cell<br />I want a doctor to take your picture<br />So I can look at you from inside as well<br />You've got me turning up and turning down<br />And turning in and turning 'round<br /><br />I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so<br />Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so<br />I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so<br />Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese<br />I really think so

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Not gonna lie: I was really depressed back when I first starting making sites here 20 (!) years ago. I was a college dropout working crappy physical labour temp jobs for 10+ hours a day, I had no friends, no hope for the future, and nothing to do other than come home and sleep and maybe get some gaming and YTMND shitposting in. I still don't know how I powered through it because it sure as hell didn't feel like I was doing anything other than just drifting.<br /><br />For what it's worth, I don't think there's a bright future for any of us, but all we can do is make the most of right now.

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This is my last happy place. Sincc you created this, time has almost destroyed me. My best friend of 15 years passed away just months ago. I didnt realise until the day after he died in my arms that I had not eaten alone his entire life. My beautiful wife and I fell out of love after 14 years. My Pops is going through the stages of regressing into his childhood memories, its getting harder and harder for him to come back. I'm alone and scared. I vividly remember the moment with all the friemds, family including my wonderful Wife and my Boi, Puck.<br /><br />I'm just listening to the loop and letting the tears and emotions flow.<br /><br />Thank you for giving me this.<br /><br />PS I'm not suicidal or self harm type. I've never understood the concept but if you are there is help.<br />In the USA 988 has been designated as the new three-digit dialing code that will route callers to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (now known as the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline), and is now active across the United States.<br /><br />When people call, text, or chat 988, they will be connected to trained counselors that are part of the existing Lifeline network. These trained counselors will listen, understand how their problems are affecting them, provide support, and connect them to resources if necessary.

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Actually don't press Z at all because there is no Z button on a SNES controller lol

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But it was a project. I learned a lot from my time here, wrote and published articles about these phenomena, even presented on this research at conferences in my field. There was, and is, a lot to be decoded from the behaviors within communities that once supported semi-anonymous creative production platforms spawned by web2.0 idealism and technofetishism. Those tools, those communities devolved into the morass of social media addiction and consumption-obsessed helplessness catalyzed by facebook, twitter, instagram, tiktok (though at least tiktok encourages a more creative take on content production and sharing than the others) now festering across our contemporary ubiquitous computing networks. It was sad to watch that devolution scale up from sites like ytmnd to the whole damn internet and beyond. But here we are, 15 years-ish later, and look what passes for "creativity" now. All those means of production in the hands of the people and what we got from it is mindless meme reposting, endless scroll syndrome, history's largest panopticon, and the first Pepe President. <br /><br />Shut up and eat your Netflix binge. Or don't. I don't wanna resort to fat shaming again.

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I'm pretty much only here for Darthwang's MegaMan series. Somehow the craziness that was 2020 elevated him to the same level of Aegis's first Megaman remixes. But these sites can only be done on a site as raw and unpolished as YTMND. All the other platforms are too serious and up their own ass with the copyright claims that remix culture is all but obsolete there (/07er rant)

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it ain't over yet. We've still not reached the part where President Trump is proven to have won, and then people riot harder than they did after George Floyd died. So all in all, 2020 still have some stuff left to show us. Q is out there leaving oblique messages about the Durham probe. Lets see what happens lol

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There is no such thing as a black woman who is sweet, gentle, or nice let alone all 3.

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I know seriousy wtf. I get so many messages to go to the neo rip-offtmnd community, when I don't even care! I am a Die Hard ytmnd er so I ain't goin' nowhere. I haven't even sent MAX a message asking why there are no up and comings. I get them up there all the time, so if this is my chance to save ytmnd for like the third time maybe I should just talk to him about my influence in preserving the site activity. Isn't ytmnd supposed to be for us lazy scalawags and narcissistic scoundrels tho?

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there are still about a few hundred people who visit this website as lurkers and probably do know what goes on, <br /><br />the rubycalaber forum filled with jewish pedophiles is trying to exploit my website.<br />i think they banned pilleater in the past for pretending to be part of their community.<br /><br />over all pilleater sucks but ruby calaber fags are the scum of the earth.<br /><br />they love the forum of ytmnd more then the actual content creation/meme website. that i find sad

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The site has potential, I'll give it that. Not too fond of the racist bits, but from a coding perspective, it's impressive. The subdivisions site alone is impressive. I honestly wish this site could be updated and remain active, but for that to happen, Max would likely have to give control to someone else, and that will never happen. There's a large amount of history here. It's a shame that it will likely disappear except for the archive once the site registration expires. <br /><br />If you can truly keep a site like that running, all the more power to you, my friend.

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To all people of good will<br /><br />I'm afraid they're preparing another big false flag operation and that's why they banned Alex Jones (by the way, the PrisonPlanet forum was down for a month, and the guest numbers there are being tweaked)... This reminds of what Gandhi said (bad man, good quote):<br />"First they ignore you.<br />Then they laugh at you.<br />Then they fight you.<br />Then you win [or lose]."<br /><br />I don't believe Alex Jones is an agent (he's doing a very bad job if he is)... but then there's this:<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEcIiVP5s7o<br /><br />Whatever the source of this hacking is, I seem to be somehow encouraging it... That's why I'm leaving. <br /><br />Also, this is a good website:<br />www.bible-knowledge.com<br /><br />Only Jesus Christ can save us...

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But the very best thing of all, is there's a counter on the ball.

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and, here's another thing to make note of about all this:<br /><br />2016 was a devastating year for Suzanne-related musician deaths from artists signed to Columbia Records:<br /><br />David Bowie was the musician who started this Major Tom character canon with songs, and I described reasons why Thomas is the masculine version of the name Suzanne.<br /><br />Prince died of drug overdose, and he was engaged to somebody named Susannah in 1984, the same year that Purple Rain and When Doves Cry was released.<br /><br />Leonard Cohen died of old age, he had a song in 1984 called Hallelujah, his best known song besides Suzanne.<br /><br />George Michael died of, I think, drug overdose too, his band Wham had a hit song in 1984 called Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Another interesting thing about George Michael, is that he got arrested for gay bathroom sex several years before Larry Craig got arrested for a similar incident, and what do ya know, Larry Craig has the same initials as Leonard Cohen, and also had a lover named Suzanne.<br /><br />well, I guess 1984 was a big year for all these Columbia Records artists who had hit songs in 1984, but David Bowie, for some reason fell under the "1984" radar.<br /><br />but there is also this to make note of, Apple Computer was a key player in computer technology. The Apple II was first released in 1977, same year Three's Company debuted on TV, and the Macintosh was first introduced in 1984, same year Thee's Company ended it's run, and to top it all off, Steve Wozniak married somebody named Suzanne in 1990, the same year that the Macintosh LC came out, and also, the same year the DNA remix of Suzanne Vega's song Tom's Diner came out, seeing as Tom's Diner would be used as song to aid development of the MP3 file format, but the a cappella version was used for that.<br /><br />very educational how I talked about this eh?

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well, actually, the name Suzanne dropped in popularity as a baby name after the release of the Leonard Cohen song of that title.<br /><br />also, the reason why I'm talking about Tom's Diner in this Major Tom site, is because I see a big list of reasons to see Thomas as the masculine equivalent of the name Suzanne, and that Tom's Diner song by Suzanne Vega, used to test development of the MP3 file format is a hallmark example of a historical event that would solidify the idea that Thomas is the masculine version of the name.<br /><br />and here's some evidence that Thomas is the masculine version of the name Suzanne:<br /><br />convenience store chain 7 Eleven was founded by the Thompson brothers, and well, singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega was born on July 11th of 1959, how does that explain the idea of writing the song "Tom's Diner", and well, MP3 players would be the most convenient way to listen to our favorite jams!<br /><br />rapid fire guns: Tommy guns, Uzis (which rhyme with Suzi), Sault (pronounced Sue) means "rapids" in french, MP5 (a name similar to MP3), <br /><br />Thomas Edison invented the phonograph, and some would dub it a "lazy Susan"<br /><br />in the 1991 movie What About Bob? the Gutmans, whom were pissed off at Dr. Leo Marvin for buying their dream home, would be portrayed by an actor named Tom, and an actress named Susan.<br /><br />in the 1996 movie Fly Away Home, a guy in the movie named Tom had a lightweight aircraft which would guide some orphaned baby geese from Canada to North Carolina, and he had a lover named Susan<br /><br />there's alot more I wanna say about my theory on all this, but I'll wait until I make another comment, since I'm running out of characters to type for this one long comment!

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now, lets examine these:<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=susie&sw=f&am<br />p;exact=false<br /><br />seems like the name Susie dropped in popularity before somebody added Q after the name, or maybe the invention of the phonograph lead to this name to drop in popularity.<br /><br />let's also examine this:<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=thomas&sw=m&am<br />p;exact=false<br /><br />seems like the name Thomas spiked in popularity after Leonard Cohen's birth, but then it seemed to drop in popularity when FM radio was first invented.<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=tom&sw=m&a<br />mp;exact=false<br /><br />and it look like the name Tom also took a NOSEDIVE in popularity after Leonard Cohen released his Suzanne song.<br /><br />well, I see lots of reasons why the names Tom, and Susan(ne) go HAND IN HAND!<br /><br />I mean, the Gutmans in the move What About Bob? Mr. Gutman was portrayed by somebody named Tom, and Mrs. Gutman was portrayed by somebody named Susan, top this off with highway 711 going through Smith Moutain Lake Virginia, which was the actual location for filming used to portray Lake Winnipesaukee.<br /><br />I think that taking the time to read my comments is INTENSE PSYCHO THERAPY for some users who are against me on YTMND.<br /><br />7 Eleven is codeword for CONVENIENCE, seeing as "mother of the MP3" was born on the same day as "free slurpee day", and thats why I feel there's something therapeutic about this who Suzanne experience on YTMND when talking about some connections that the movie What About Bob has to all this.

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hey, i've been looking all over for the audio to this ever since youtube removed the original video. is there a way to download it or could you send it to me?

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not strictly speaking.... there is heterosexual ass eating after all

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yeah!<br /><br />well, 1984 also has its connections to "Suzanne". Prince used to have a lover named Susannah (similar enough to be the SAME NAME), and he was an ECU Pirate because of the Purple Rain movie and soundtrack, released in 1984. Also, when it comes to Apple, Steve Wozniak married somebody named Suzanne, same year that the DNA remix of the Suzanne Vega song Tom's Diner was released, and the a cappella version of the song would be the "testbed" for developing the MP3 file format, which dubbed Vega as "mother of the MP3".<br /><br />and well, Apple's famous iPod product used the MP3 file format for its music, and well, Suzanne Vega was from New York City, which is dubbed "the big apple".<br /><br />Suzanne isn't just a common female name, its also synonymous with CONVENIENCE, seeing as Vega was born on July 11, which is 7-11, a name of a convenience store!<br /><br />MP3 players are the most convenient way to hear our favorite music!<br /><br />theres more to it than you think.<br /><br />without all these fun facts, YTMND would just be a "tin box that lights up", quote from Pirates Of Silicon Valley, a movie about the founding of Apple. Therefore Suzanne is also slang for FEMALE PIRATE!