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It's actually been theorized that our entire universe is inside some alien version of Paris Hilton's twat. And that inside all of our twats there are more universes. Disney made a movie about it starring Don Knotts.

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I make all my GIFs in Photoshop; there is probably an easier way but I don't know it and I'm too poor to buy AE. And I've actually watched 5 of the 14 or so LBFT movies but I like Jurassic Park too. But I will step back from the dino sites if you would like.

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you weren't banned you fool, I took it down in a fit of drugged out rage because no one seems to believe in magic anymore! Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving

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I beg to differ, some of my most viewed sites have been reposts. Sometimes the first time you post you get screwed. Take this site for instance. The first time I posted it it got 64 views. The second time it made it to U+C and stayed there all day. YTMND isn't a very rewarding place. All we get here for our work is views and a little praise once in a while. It's frustrating to work for a few hours on a ytmnd just to have ACR vote one on it first and nobody look at it cause it has a rating of one.

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There is something wrong with that breast. No sir, I don't like it. I don't like it all.

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People ask me what my favorite team is all the time. Honestly, I don't watch football and really don't give a crap who signs with who. But when I give my answer, it's always the Vikings. I mean sh*t, it's the closest team to me. There are the Broncos fans and the Packers fans, but for some reason I picked the Vikings. The only NFL jersey (replica) that I've ever owned is a #84 Randy Moss from K-Mart. I got a lot of sh*t for wearing it when the Vikes beat the Packs in the 2004 play-offs, after Moss did that "pretending to moon the Packers fans" thing.

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I am calling some serious bullsh*t here. The theme was Drama, not Dramatic, there's a slight difference. I can find any clip from a movie/internet video, take a few seconds of it, and label it as dramatic, and it wouldn't even have to be dramatic at all and it would be funny! That's all GordonFremen did, oh, and GET THIS: it was of Sean Connery! LOL, YOU KNOW, THAT GUYS THAT SAID SOMETHING FUNNY. Does anyone see where I am coming from? Its frustrating to try to think outside the box for a theme when all you have to do is effortlessly post a straight rip from a movie with no creative thought behind it at all.

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"All those words - how is it you didn't have a single f*cking point? Is there any chance you'll just realize that and kill yourself? No. That joy will not be mine." You are a sad sad little man child. You can't even keep your emotions under control. I'm doing this to see what gr33nscr33n thinks. He is reasonable.

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Sorry, Hank. I liked it. I probably shouldn't have because it uses koen and DBZ, but I liked it. Also, gr33nscr33n, there is nothing crazy about defending your worth as a ytmnder. If all I need to do to solidify my position is downvote sites for a week, then the opposing argument wasn't strongly conclusive in the first place.

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image source is there. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Assault-on-Erin-Andrews-privacy-scary-for-all-f?urn=top,177592 . But also since that doesnt link to the vid, my source was just torrenting "erin andrews". anyway why would i fake this, she's not exactly halle berry or anything lol.

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I am only denying going through the shenanigans that fourest did. The extent of Umfuld's accusations is not even close to the truth. That is all I am trying to deny. There is a difference between denying a few abuses, which are true, and denying your worth as a ytmnder who has gotten thousands of votes and criticisms from real users. I can't tell if you are ignoring this fact to strengthen your argument, or if you are just so jaded by past abusers that you can't see the difference.

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reactionary voting (either up or down) should be avoided, but it happens. same with namevoting. it sucks, but you can't police people's tastes; there's always been that one person who's not funny yet extremely popular (Dane Cook?). it ain't right, i'm just saying is all.

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Ah, the guy who downvotes everyone and leaves ignorant comments because he gets some kind of hard-on from irritating people is calling this vengeful...there's a site of a drawing of you hanging from a tree, and you call this "vengeful"? Check out all the sponsored sites related to you right now...that shows how stupid you are...

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there is much more to be done here, it's just really hard to concentrate with all the stick hitting

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Obviously, the cat is the real demon here, being the manifestation of the man's chronic drinking problem manifested into a spirit (double entendre), which never rests, and is always with him. This meddlesome distraction leads to bad ends for him, resulting in humiliation in public where all can see, at night when no one's around, and to the secret shame of someone else taken in by his troubles (the exorcist), though he tried to exercise them through artistic means, but it was still there, always at work.

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As a judge, i am asking all of you to put Tourney3: at the beginning of the title. If its not there, and we miss your entry, it is your fault.

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How is that a stereotype? I have been to Canada lots of times; there are donut shops EVERYWHERE! And I never said that was the only reason to use the atomic bomb; like I said, it saved literally MILLIONS of lives; if you take into account its likely prevention of another world war that number reaches the BILLIONS! Besides, Canada was on our side in that war, so why all the hate? Canada would have done the same thing had she had a nuke, I'm sure. Many Canadians were part of the Manhattan proect, so if

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BT I KNOW BETETER THAN TO WATCH THEIR LIES OR TO GET A FLU SHOT IN STEAD I BUY NONI JUICE AND ACAI BERRY JUICE AND GUAVA AND PROTEIN SHAKES AND SNAKE OIL AND EVERYTIHNG ELSE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ETELL ME TO BUY B/C THEY KNOW THE REAL WAY TI IS AND THERE NOT LIARS LIKE THAT FDA THAT ACTUALLY DOES CLINICAL TESTS (WHICH WE ALL KNOW ARE RIGGED TO GET US TO DRINK POISON SO THE RICH CAN TAKE MY STUFF WHEN I DIE) BUT IVE SAID ENOUGH FOR NOW MY FRIENDS JUST TUNE IN TO ALIK JOKE TONIGHT AND BUY GOLD NONI JUICE

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5'ed for making hippies cry. BTW, Canada can afford their healthcare because they have a giant Capitalist neighbor to the south that buys 70% of their production... and is also where wealthier Canadians run when they want quality care without waiting for 16 years. There are more MRI machines in the Pittsburgh metropolitan area than there are in all of Canada.

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i hate all you conspiracy and anti conspiracy idiocors, you were'nt there so stop being dinks, i was trying to get some damn sleep christ! you gov is obviously malfunctioning

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oh my god theres porn on the internet i cant believe it this is so funny im going to email this to all my friends lolz

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If anyone is confused to where this is from, it is from Southern Finland. :) I recognize it. XD What cracks me up even more is when my ex's grandfather said that "Lidl is ran by Nazis." So essentially, KKK and Nazi stores all over Scandanavia. Gotta love it. :P To the Finns out there, I send my regards. I heard they changed the name because American tourists were finding it a bit too funny. Now it is just "K-Supermarket." LOL "Tavallista parempi Ruokakauppa." :P

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thats VCR is way to fancy for 80s. Oh, and there was color in the 80s. 1 for being all around wrong.

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What I'm saying is that you've got the most ass-backwards health insurance system bar none. Canada, Australia, and Taiwan have systems that combine universal coverage with private care. Britain and others have totally public systems. And there's a broad spectrum of implementations in other countries. They've all got their problems, but not OMG COMMUNISM, SKY IS FALLING. Where the US is ranked depends on the criterion but few criteria peg it higher than Canada or the countries of western Europe. USA ≠ No. 1.

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There's way too much discussion over this to read right now so it may have been pointed out but beastie boys and ratatat go together like peanutbuter and onions - there's been a huge number of mash ups floating around the internet for years - I have about at least 10 songs of them beat matched, all of them this same thing, beastie vocals over ratatat backgrounds. I'll still not 1, but I won't vote. Intergalatic is mashed with El Pico - much better match up than this.

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he was admitted, you jackass. that's the whole point. he was acquitted of all charges after his TRIAL! not much use for a trial when someone openly admits to something now is there. geez. even i'm not a fan of michael jackson but at least i'm half-way educated on the situation. and also the american judicial system. f*cknut.

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Best AT&T Mike site there is for sure 5'd for the ghetto blue tooth pic, 5'd for the mcdonolds ride, 5'd for bringin ya boyz, 5'd for the classic cube pic, 5'd for the pic of the guy with the 20lb bling and 5'd for the eye of a needle. Add all those 5's up and you got your score from me.

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Communism sure is pretty awesome! Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. This site makes no sense at all to me.

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what did he do? all i see is him standing there...

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yeah, it's not fake at all, it's just a shadow. Look at the hallway in front of it, the shadow is already being cast there too before it ever makes it to the hallway that it's "walking" in.