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Moon Man forces digg users to link to ytmnd sites en masse, so that old sites dominate the Top Viewed Today and drain the sites bandwidth and ytmnd users get pissy.

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everyone remind me, not to look at my wifes pictrues like back when she was 14. or what the hell do you all do who were screwing your 14 year old wife in high school now that your 18? kill yourselves? i mean your pretty sick. ... or what about if your 30 and screw someone 22 does that mena your a p;edo too? does under 18 mean cant get married, except by law. love the love of mans law here. shes hot fuck you all she's young and is pretty girl. not ILLEGAL TO SAY FUCKING COCKSMOKERS. fuck you all if your wifes 1 year younger than yo, fuck htat, just shoot yourselves probably pedos or a young girl anyway.

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40+ year old man calls 12 year olds gay on the internet

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[i]Chip Tune Golden Pussies[/i] [i][u]Bleat Off 2012 Summer Jam[/i][/u]: Part [b]ONe[/b]<br /><br />The grass was yellow and curled against the ground as if pressed or styled like hair in the slight valley joining three rolling hills where an old oak stood tall with miles of solitude yet somehow without the proud otherness one tends to set upon old living things. She was waiting for a man to meet her there and she nervously tapped both feet as she stood before the oak and as she danced that way, impatient and judgmental, she pulled down sucking breaths and became increasingly hot. As blinding as it can be to swallow hot air, she knew she did not like that oak tree. It was tall and oddly hunched, not unlike her. It was alone and so for all its strength it dominated nothing, not unlike her. She began cutting off her own thoughts, overthinking inane qualities of what? A tree? She allowed herself to complete one last thought on the matter, for the one quality she possessed that this ugly tree could never represent was, was like, the fuckin big huge blond bush that was like all on top of her fat vagina that had big curly lips that was so dark they were almost brown, which really was surprising if you saw it because she was such a pale skinned old lady. When you spread it open you would be like “Whhoooaaaa” because the inside was bright red, so it was like blond, brown, red, almost like a cheeseburger maybe.

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I fail to see anything disturbing about that. What I find disturbing is an old man who repeatedly rants about how awful a website is, yet keeps coming back just to insult everyone he doesn't like.

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man ive probably heard this >50 times and just NOW i noticed the "there it is the big old meatbawlllll" at the end great clip

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Dear Moon Man,<br /><br />Why won't they let me into high school dances? I'm only 46 years old and can't produce any proof of being anyone's legal guardian. They say they do it for their own safety, but they don't care about my safety. If I don't get into a high school dance soon, I'm gonna have to punish my wang [i]hard[/i].<br /><br />Preparing a first-aid kit for my dong,<br />Sam Samsernum

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isnt moon man supposed to be some stupid gif of an old mcdonalds commercial with racist text to speech in the background? You're doing it wrong.

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Sebastian: Whatcha doing?<br />Pris: Sorry, just peeking.<br />Sebastian: Oh.<br />Pris: How do I look?<br />Sebastian: You look better.<br />Pris: Just better?<br />Sebastian: Well, you look beautiful.<br />Pris: Thanks. -- How old are you?<br />Sebastian: Twenty-five.<br />Pris: What's your problem?<br />Sebastian: Methuselah's syndrome.<br />Pris: What's that?<br />Sebastian: My glands. They grow old too fast.<br />Pris: Is that why you're still on earth?<br />Sebastian: Yeah, I couldn't pass the medical. Anyway, I kind of like it here.<br />Pris: I like you just the way you are. Hi Roy.<br />Roy: Ah, gosh. You've really got some nice toys here.<br />Pris: This is the friend I was telling you about. This is my savior J. F. Sebastian.<br />Roy: Sebastian. I like a man that stays put. You live here all by yourself, do ya?<br />Sebastian: Yes. -- How 'bout some breakfast. I was just gonna make some. Excuse me.<br />Pris: Well?<br />Roy: Leon...<br />Pris: What's going on.<br />Roy: Ah... There's only two of us now.<br />Pris: Then we're stupid and we'll die.<br />Roy: No we won't.

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Gaff: Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner. (2) [Hung: "Ah, don't shit me, man, you're the Blade... Blade Runner!"]<br />Sushi Master: He say you Blade Runner.<br />Deckard: Tell him I'm eating.<br />Gaff: Captain Bryant to ka, me ni omae yo. [Japanese: "It's Captain Bryant wants to see you, y' know!"]<br />Deckard: Bryant, huh?<br />Sushi Master: Hai!<br />[Deckard and Gaff take off vertically in spinner to see Bryant.]<br />Spinner: ...This is yellow three. Climb and maintain 4000 ... when approaching pad six ...caution...<br />Deckard: The charmer's name was Gaff. I'd seen him around. Bryant must have upped him to the Blade Runner unit. That gibberish he talked was city-speak, guttertalk, a mishmash of Japanese, Spanish, German, what have you. I didn't really need a translator. I knew the lingo, every good cop did. But I wasn't going to make it easier for him.<br />Spinner: ...now on glide path, on course, over the landing threshold.<br />[Police Station, Bryant's office]<br />Bryant: Hi ya Deck.<br />Deckard: Bryant.<br />Bryant: You wouldn't have come if I'd just asked you to. Sit down pal. C'mon don't be an asshole Deckard. I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.<br />Deckard: Skin jobs, that's what Bryants called replicants. In history books he is the kind of cop used to call black men niggers.<br />Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off world -- killed the crew and passengers. They found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago so we know they're around.<br />Deckard: Embarrassing.<br />Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, 'cause no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're going to spot them, and you're going to air them out.<br />Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden, he's good.<br />Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay as long as nobody unplugs him. He's not good enough, not good as you. I need you, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old Blade Runner, I need your magic.<br />Deckard: I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.<br />Bryant: Stop right where you are. You know the score pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.<br />Deckard: No choice, huh?<br />Bryant: No choice pal.<br />[Video room]<br />video:<br />Leon: I already had

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SEATTLE (AP) — After a nearly 23-hour standoff, police blew up the top of an elaborate bunker in the Cascade Mountains on Saturday and found the body of a man inside — believed to be that of a survivalist wanted in the deaths of his wife and daughter last weekend.<br /><br />The suspect appeared to have shot himself, King County sheriff's Sgt. Katie Larson said. Officials were awaiting positive identification of the body.<br /><br />The raid ended a tense week for law enforcement officials who tried to track down 41-year-old Peter Keller, a gun enthusiast described by his family as having a "survivalist mentality." That Keller was likely armed and on the loose in an extremely popular hiking and mountain-biking area east of Seattle kept many people on edge.<br /><br />Keller had spent eight years building the bunker into the side of Rattlesnake Ridge, police said. It was thoroughly camouflaged and had multiple levels.<br /><br />SWAT teams spent a grueling seven hours on the mountainside Friday morning, virtually crawling over dangerously steep terrain slick with mud from recent rains, before they found the bunker. A number of officers were treated intravenously for dehydration, and one broke his ankle, said sheriff's Sgt. Cindi West said.

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I'm not angry. Why would I get angry over something some pathetic old man said to me over the Internet? I'm actually rather amused at how much you claim to hate this site, yet you continue to come back to bash anyone who doesn't like what you like. You are quite the interesting specimen.

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that means that by the time you smell these farts, they are like . . . a million years old because of gas years<br /><br />"Man who cut the cheese?"<br /><br />"The Sun."<br /><br />" . . . Fuck."

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dat old man

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shameful need for old man cock

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I miss the old YTMND but it's nice we have things like this thank u man<br /><br />- Biggabam

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If Moon Man was gay, he could do much better than a fat old man with artificial intelligence. Oh well at least he's not a negro.

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Hey guys it's your old pal Moon Man just grafting this badger to your dickkk<br /><br />kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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The Legend lives on,<br />From Ceti Alpha V on down,<br />Of the big space they call the Antares Maelstrom,<br />The Maelstrom, it's said, never gives up her dead,<br />When the space of the Mutara Nebula turns gloomy<br /><br />With a project called....Genesis, life from lifelessness,<br />Than the USS Reliant weighed empty,<br />That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed,<br />When UNIVERSAL ARMAGEDDON came early<br /><br />The ship was the pride of the Federation side,<br />Coming back from the moons of Nibia,<br />As the big starships go it was bigger than most,<br />With a crew and the Captain all BLOODSUCKERS!<br /><br />Concluding some terms with the Space Station Regula 1,<br />When they left fully loaded for CETI ALPHA V,<br />And later that night when the red alert rang,<br />Could it be CAPTAAAAIN KIIIIIRRRRKKK they'd been feeling<br /><br />The Nebula in the nacelles made a tattletale sound,<br />And a phaser broke over the railing,<br />And every man knew, as the Genetically Superior Tyrant did, too,<br />T'was CAPTAAAAIN KIIIIIRRRRKKK come stealing<br /><br />The dawn came late and the Ceti Eels had to wait,<br />When the phasers of the Starship Enterprise came slashing,<br />When afternoon came the ship was crippled lame,<br />In the face of a photon torpedo<br /><br />Then Armageddon time came the old Khan came on deck,<br />Saying fellows it's too rough to VOTE FAIVE,<br />At 7PM a main bulkhead caved in,<br />He said fellas it's been good to know ya<br /><br />The Captain wired up the Genesis Device,<br />And the good ship and crew were defiant,<br />And later that night when he spit his last breath,<br />Came the wreck of the USS Reliant<br /><br />Does anyone know where the love of Khan goes,<br />When the words turn the minutes to hours,<br />The searchers all say they'd have made the Mutara Nebula,<br />If they'd fifteen more light-years behind her,<br /><br />They might have been shot or they might have self - destructed,<br />They may been sucked into the Antares Maelstrom,<br />And all that remains is the Perdition's Flames<br />Of the genetically engineered supermen<br /><br />The Alpha Quadrant rolls, The Beta Quadrant sings,In the ruins of her nebula mansion,Old CETI ALPHA V steams like a young man's dreams,The planetoids and stars are for CAPTAINS,And farther below the Bajoran

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You know, I love this old classic, but I've always wanted to do a remake version featuring the scene where Kevin shoots Marv through the cat door, and the "Ah man I shot Marv in the face" line

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No, that's not what I meant. I was referring to your comment on my reasoning only.<br /><br />I am unaware of why you think of her writing as mediocre. Might it be related to any ideological disagreements? Have you read any of her books?<br /><br />Are you talking about collecting social security and/or medicare? She paid into the system through taxes. It is only fair that one gets the money they put in back, especially since it was forcibly taken in the first place.<br /><br />Smoking was not one of her wiser decisions.<br /><br />I am not actually an anti-intellectual. Neither was she. What I am against is the elite western intellectual culture. The kind that worships power and hates the common man, desiring domination over him/her. I suggest you read up on Noam Chomsky, who had similar arguments.<br /><br />The concept of Galt's Gulch may seem radical to you, but America was founded on people who rejected their old countries to come to this one. One could argue that America was made by millions of John Galts.

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lol there's no way mike in milwaukee is a character. the only way to sound like a 65 year old coarse-voiced drunk man is to be a 65 year old coarse-voiced drunk man

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Wow, it's been a day. I woke up literally with the news of his passing. I'm really saddened because now I don't know if there will be any real innovation... minds like his don't come everyday.<br /><br />Unfortunately, my experience with Apple products hasn't been very positive. I bougth an iPod in 2005 but it broke down a few months later, and a free replacement lasted just in time to be out of warranty. A batch of Toshiba hard drives was defective and I think there were not enough complaints for Apple to issue a free or discounted replacement out of warranty. I don't have a lot of money so I was very disappointed, and angry. I became angry at the whole brand, feeling that their products were not worth a play, and started to walk away from the fake confidence I gave myself when I bought my iPod (it costs a lot so it must sound good and it should never break down!).<br /><br />I'm planning to get a new MP3 player now, and I might give Apple a go again. Not because I'm jealous that everybody has one (seriously, they are everywhere), but because there are so few good choices when it comes to external design and usability. Some companies copy Apple, and I would feel uncomfortable using something that looks like... but it's not, some are very nice externally but miles behind Apple, and others, well, they do it their own strange way. I'm not very happy with current iPods having a Cirrus audio chip, because, I read, music sounds really bad and almost tinny. But if they get a Wolfson chip again I'll be happy to consider buying it. After all, I don't want to get blind with a lousy 2 inch screen! I want to get blind the old fashioned way: by looking at porn in the bus!<br /><br />All thanks to the great and daring ideas of a man and his staff. I want to remember Mr Jobs for his own ideas, and I think I will do the same when Bill Gates, Martin Cooper, Linus Torvalds, Clive Sinclair and many others will lead the way to new geniuses.

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INT. NURSING HOME COMMON ROOM - NIGHT<br /><br />A dirty, dilapidated nursing home common room. Barely conscious old retards have been arranged in a circle of metal folding chairs around BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER who also sit in identical chairs. These two assholes are each holding a yellow/brown triple scoop ice cream cone. <br /><br />In a fast-paced montage style sequence of images set to "Fly Like a G6" by Far East Movement, BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER each race to finish their ice cream cones.<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER finishes first, effortlessly tossing a bite-sized piece of cone into her mouth, beaming with pride, while BIGX is still frantically licking a melting mound of ice cream sitting on top of his fully intact cone.<br /><br />BIGX drops his ice cream on floor as he realizes GRANDMOTHER has finished eating.<br /><br />One of the old retarded spectators yelps, another farts. A bald obese woman pulls out one of her own long, yellow tits and begins violently pulling at it. An old man falls off a chair, clearly dead.<br /><br />BIGX slides off his chair, slinks down on all fours and begins crawling towards GRANDMOTHER.<br /><br />BIGX<br />(Seductively)<br />Grammy! I have an ice-cream-ball-ache!<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />(alzheimersly)<br />I put all of it in my mouth!<br /><br />BIGX<br />(seductively, predatory)<br />I know! It looks like I lost the bet! Do know what THAT means?!<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Pee Pee<br /><br />BIGX<br />Yes! And now I have dig through your big hairy bush if I'm going to find your clit so I can blow it.<br /><br />BIGX lifts (his) GRANDMOTHER's nightgown to reveal three massive clumps of matted hair. Two of these clumps are gray/white. One is bright orange, a vestige left over from this smoking hot old redhead's hairy pussy youth.<br /><br />BIGX<br />(surprised, fucky)<br />Grammy! I can't wait to find out what your cunt tastes like...<br /><br />GRANDMOTHER<br />911!

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godamnit Mike!!! stop using the same fucken "a million a million a million a millionare" !!!! Bring it back to the old school hip hop mashups!!! come on man keep it 80's and 90's!!! I still love you.

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INT. MYSTERIOUS BRIDGE OF ABANDONED SPACE SHIP<br /><br />Mik3 walks through the door and stops just beyond the doorway. The look on his face resembles that of a man recognizing that for the first time in his life, he is truly alone. Nervously, he looks to his triquarter, briefly scans the room and hesitates before walking forward with a quick stride that is not unlike what he might imagine the heavy footsteps of is friend and mentor Captain Picard might be like in a situation such as this. As he walks, he is holding a wound on his leg.<br /><br />MIK3<br />Oops!<br /><br />Mik3 takes his triquarter and scans the wound on his leg. Green beams emit from it and the wound heals and his uniform repairs its self.<br /><br />MIK3<br />There we go! Look like this old place is messing with my mind. I can't believe I forgot that my medical triquarter can heal me when I'm hurt... WHAT IS THAT?<br /><br />Suddenly, Mik3 sees a blinking light on a panel across the room of the abandoned bridge. The look on his face is as if he just fell down a flight of steps only to be confronted with the naked image of his nude girlfriend after not having sex in over three weeks. In other words, Commander Mik3 is very happy.<br /><br />MIK3<br />A beacon! Perhaps I am saved!<br /><br />He runs to the beacon to try and submit a tachyon bean to the Federation's Lost Souls beacon for rescue. As he runs, his uncut penis begins filling with blood.<br /><br />MIK3<br />How is my cock so big? I guess I got a big dick!<br /><br />Mik3 cums. Tha end.

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shoulda done more NICE EDITS to take that out. it's actually elijah wood beginning to say something pacifying to this old man.

F*ck man, I've been slogging through my nearly 800 sites trying to find preview images with profanity or other NSFW material. You clearly had thoughts about problems with users and their old sites.... so much so you've threatened deleting users over it. Yet you don't do anything to make our lives easier to comply with this requirement? <br /> <br />I'm betting such a feature would be a pain in the ass to create, but jesus christ it would make compliance more possible. At this point I'm done. I'll check and see if random bad preview images pop up. But my memory isn't what it used to be and can't remember every site from the title anymore... (booze)

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What ever happend to predictability?<br />The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V<br />You miss your old familar friends, but<br />waiting just around the bend.<br /><br />Everywhere you look (everywhere)<br />There's a heart (there's a heart)<br />A hand to hold on to.<br />Everywhere you look (everywhere)<br />There's a face of somebody who needs you.<br /><br />When you're lost out there and your all alone<br />A light is waiting to carry you home<br />Everywhere you look.

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I can't get enough of the old man's eyebrows