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at least ONE of those is bound to have sentient life in them. It would be ridiculous if there wasn't any. I mean, All that would be wasted if we were the only sentient life and we ended up killing ourselves off...

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They should be killed. Thank god the sudanese government is cleaning up their country. There is NO GENOCIDE, to be genocide you need to be killing people and those things aren't people they are hairless apes. I hope they kill all those coons in Darfur. GO SUDAN!!! You are doing the work we all wish we could

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"Do you like diamonds or pearls, tee hee hee hee!" It's questions like that which make me realize that there *are* cruel *and* just punishments. All the sh*t going on in the world right now and for a question like that to surface... Death is too good for some people.

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my 1 was merited. I'm sick of bush/dean/internetz fads. Think of something f*cking new. There is nothing possibly funny that can come out of them. I'm not going to waste my time on this huge f*cking waste of imagination. now go ahead and pick apart my response below calling me a hipocrite and all this other bullsh*t, but funny is funny.

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hahahaha O LAWD! the sportasteph is against my religion and all. but you can't not five for chem's vocals! so professional! is there a full version? there NEEDS to be one. pretty amazing. nice group effort, awesome work guys!

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I don't follow the Book of Danson to the word, and believe there is room for interpretation. The intent behind the words is what is important - namely the destruction of all non-dansonists and mandatory Cheers marathons on every TV station.

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Well, all I know is that if the world had no black people, then there would be no hip-hop. And that is a world I do not wish to live in.

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I hope you can now appreciate the magnitude of this situation. I did not create this site only to provide entertainment, but also to raise awareness of a government conspiracy. There is something about the internets that they aren't telling us, and it is our duty as patriotic Americans to get to the bottom of it. We all know that there's rumors on the internets. Won't you join my search to find the truths on the tubes?

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The government is keeping this all very hush hush, and nobody is quite sure what to make of it all. But there is one thing we can be certain of: The tubes are massive. From South Carolina, to Oklahoma, to Arizona, to North Dakota, to Michigan and Texas, they form an intricate network beyond our comprehension. It stands to reason that such a large infrastructure would be needed to store all of our pornography, spyware, viruses, and the keys that we punch.

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You are only seeing the forest for the trees, my friend. Do not take these words of wisdom at face value; this is much more than just a fad. We've all had a laugh from these lines before, but now is the time to stop and think about what they really mean. Why was Steven's staff trying to send him an internet? The WHOLE internet? Could there be more than one internet? Perhaps the government has their own secret network of internets. Did Al Gore invent all of them, or just our own personal internets?

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"How can you qualify art as bad? There is no "bad" art, only art that suits your tastes, and art that doesn't. Art is a subjective medium for self-expression after all." So retarded songs like "Milkshake," "Hollaback Girl," "My Humps," and "Candy Shop" can be considered "personal expression?" If so, then I DEFINITELY don't want to meet the people who wrote those songs, because they've just expressed themselves to be rather dim.

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yep she disabled comments and erased all but 8. Oh well at least my vague reference to medieval is there still. Or shovld I say "Oh well at least my vagve reference.."

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How can you qualify art as bad? There is no "bad" art, only art that suits your tastes, and art that doesn't. Art is a subjective medium for self-expression after all.

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The creator of this site made this site because he hates Germans. Because all Germans are Nazi's. There is no other explanation. 5'd. The only thing funnier than this site are the comments by the people who are offended by it.

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All those who randomly quote the Matrix is gay. I shall appear at their home unsuspectingly and jab my hand right through their chest; it won't have the magical effect it does in the movies but there would be a lot of blood.

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Thank god I found this again. I forgot to favorite it back in the day, and there it is, lo and behold on the Top Rated of All Time list, and rightfully so

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She cites what the police have said is evidence against her, including what she said was hard evidence that she was at the villa she shared with Kercher and two Italians on the night of the slaying. "I don't know what proof they are talking about, but if this is true, it means I am very confused and my dreams must be real." "I know I didn't kill Meredith. That's all I know for sure," Knox wrote. "In these flashbacks that I'm having, I see Patrik [sic] as the murderer, but the way the truth feels in my mind, there is no way for me to have known because I don't remember FOR SURE if I was at my house that night." Knox also writes about Sollecito telling authorities she asked him to lie for her. "I also NEVER asked him to lie for me. This is absolutely a lie. "What I don't understand is why Raffaele, who has always been so caring and gentle with me, would lie about this. What does he have to hide? I don't think he killed Meredith, but I do think he is scared

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there is a wiki article, an outside website and over 100 ted danson sites. that is all.

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This was an orgy. I'm making a note here: HUGE SAUSAGE. It's hard to overstate your huge erection. Orgasm Science We screw who we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Who love to give lots of head, But there's no sense crying over every butt-rape. You just keep on screwing till your *ssh*le's agape. And the sexing gets done. And you shoot all your cum. For the people who are still erect. I'm so f*cking horny. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you threw me down. And raped me. My *ss is t

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This was an orgy. I'm making a note here: HUGE SAUSAGE. It's hard to overstate your huge erection. Orgasm Science We screw who we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Who love to give lots of head, But there's no sense crying over every butt-rape. You just keep on screwing till your *ssh*le's agape. And the sexing gets done. And you shoot all your cum. For the people who are still erect. I'm so f*cking horny. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you threw me down. And raped me. My *ss is torn into pieces. And every piece feels like it's on fire But I didn't care because, I knew it felt good for you. Now these drops of semen make a beautiful line. And you're out of semen. You released it on time. So I'm GLaD. I got f*cked Think of all the things I sucked for the people who are still erect. Go ahead and bang me. I think I prefer it in my eye. Maybe you'll find somewhere else to stick it. Maybe my earhole THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this c*ck is gr

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"there is absolutely nothing you or I can do about it." I don't believe that at all, but that is a nice self-fulfilling prophecy. Most people make sites "to get high ratings." Simple supply and demand. The tide of YTMND's voting patterns has changed many times. If they change to favor creativity, then you'll see more creativity because those sites that have it will rise above those that don't.

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The idea that someone could have a genuine disdain for creativity just doesn't really make sense to me. I am assuming there are other reasons for people liking sites that you find uninspired and unenjoyable, but it surly isn't due to the hatred of all things fresh and new. I understand that a lot of people five derivative, and/or stolen material, and that is an issue, but that isn't the same liking or disliking a site for other reasons, which seems to be the case.

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"All I wanted was a high rating" - "I just wish there was a place I could host this that lots of people could enjoy it without it really being a big deal that it's stolen/costing the site owner a lot of money." YTMND is not a popularity contest. It's supposed to be a creative outlet. Just because max has loose standards of enforcing that principle doesn't mean that what he did was wrong or undeserved. You're attempting to profit off the stolen work of others, but there's no profit to be had.

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"All I wanted was a high rating" - There are no points for first place. Going around the internet and stealing other people's work in order to get high ratings on ytmnd is not a noble practice, nor does it make you "deserving", if that term even relates, of a high rating. Just because other people are unoriginal does not mean that your unoriginality is a good thing. They also gained nothing and are unoriginal thieves that tried to turn this place into a sh*tty, uncreative image dump.

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Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute so just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how I came to this town call Bellaire. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing out acting all cool shooting some b-ball out side of the school when a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got sca...

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All of your examples for "massively popular" ytmnds are years old. Go check the top rated/top faved sites and you will find that they are all original creations. There is no correlation with quality and the number of hits. Hell just because a site gets a relatively large amount of hits doesn't mean it is necessarily popular...it just happened to be linked to a heavily trafficked site.

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I feel so sad about all this. It's as if the sadness takes a sadhammer and saddens my sadness deep inside my sad place until there is nothing but sad and ness. Sadly, this sadness saddened even the sadlessest parts of me, and my saddedness is so sad that it sadly saddens even sadists. #?!

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I read that there is an in game character that sends you messages and presents named Mom and after a long time a lot of presents and generic messages would accumulate and that this is a big joke that people who were addicted to the joke would be able to get. The real mom didn't sent any gifts, this is just a farce, and a pretty funny one at that, made even funnier by the fact that all these people buy into it as well as the creator, but it's still stolen. Very funny how gullible people are, though.

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In all seriousness, there's an in-game mother for your character who periodically sends you these presents with generic messages attached to them. Whoever made this comic is hilariously mistaken.