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i dont get it and it hurts my ears worse than anything ive ever heard.

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Actually KHANTMND is the greatest fad in the history of not only YTMND but everything ever (if you don't believe me check all of the keywords on the KHANTMND sites) but still 5

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best thing i've ever seen ever.

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nobody's ever done a head paste of Shatner and Khan and inserted Khan into the audio? No way.

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I didn't notice that before. Now I will never ask why a site is NSFW ever again.

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highest rating i've ever given to an nedm site

Darth, what you're saying is true to an extent. Ultimately people will have different tastes and preferences for what kind of ytmnds they enjoy. That's the way it should be. I think noise sites can exist alongside fad sites. I think users should make sites that they enjoy and let the community fairly decide what they think. I love GODDAMNROBOT sites, and I make them from time to time because I like that fad and want to add to it. But I don't care if the ratings are low or the greater ytmnd community doesn't particularly care for that fad. <br /><br />The problem is that some users decide that they can gang up and mass-downvote other people's sites to push them off of the front page. Or they'll mass-upvote sites onto it. Or they'll flood the Recently Created section with spam, choking out other users' contributions. They are not letting the community decide. They've taken site moderation into their own hands, and they make sure that only the kinds of sites they like are represented on the front page. <br /><br />I don't require that every site ever made conforms to my particular taste. I agree: let people make whatever sites they want to make. That's what I do, and what everyone should do. That's why I think the best moderators would ideally have broad tastes in different ytmnd styles (i.e., not be biased against noise sites, DEWs, faggy art sites). But the users that engage in vote abuse and alt abuse aren't playing by the rules.

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AHAHAHHHAHAHA OMG IM SOO FUNNY! that is the best comment i have ever read by myself! GOLD MEDAL!

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This is a pretty obvious joke, and yet it's hilarious and you were apparently the first to ever think of it. Kudos!

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how about not fucking a bunch of people? hmmm? ever think of that? no? enjoy your AIDS.

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I wanted to avoid ever hearing this girl but, oh well.

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best mr krab site ever

Going back to the Troll Boards; this explains the real reason new people are attacked and trolled. The funny posters, the ones who are the actual reason you are there, they'll make a nasty comment or two because it is a troll board. But that's it. The ones who don't ever stop, who insist no new members be accepted into the clique (basically unless they sign an oath of fealty toward them), those are the ones with nothing to offer. Who are desperate to hold onto their place in an IM chat group of 5 to 10 people. They're the ones who kill communities unknowingly out of their desperation to be part of it.<br /><br />See if you can identify such users here at YTMND. And then maybe do something about them.

[b]The Unfunny Truth About Unfunny Websites[/b]<br /><br />Whatever first attracts you to a community, be it the freedom to post shock images, grown men skillfully pretending to be teenage girls, or fresh fruit, if you stay there it will be for one of two reasons. Either you've made friends you enjoy interacting with or you dislike the community so much that you just want to troll them.<br /><br />In this way YTMND should be different. Because it's not a message board. People create images and audio files to make their own YTMNDs. That's what the site is for. If the site worked as intended these YTMNDs would be rated on their content and nothing else. But that's not how YTMND does work. It's not a stretch to suggest that most of us could predict exactly what everyone else is going to vote on any given site without ever seeing the site itself, only who submitted it.<br /><br />Now whether YTMND ratings worked as intended or not the site would not be as popular as it was in its heyday. Incompatibility with mobile devices and ever changing browsers treating Gifs and Flash animation in ever changing ways make YTMNDs an unfriendly link to share with the WWW. Indeed it seems that whatever is currently the most used browser in the world it's a safe bet it will not play (re: sync) your faggy short films as you intended, despite your files being synced to the 100th of a second when you made them.<br /><br />However it's still not uncommon to see a YTMND go viral. Yesterday this site [site bartman:profile] got a few thousand hits from offsite. Follow the link back you'll see this comment:<br /><br />"Sorry, I don't click external links. never heard of that site..."<br /><br />Which was followed by someone explaining what YTMND was and insisting it was a safe site

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I don't care what anybody says. This is way gayer than the "Victory Alliance" ever was because this has gone on for YEARS

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what ever do you mean?

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best acronym ever, shut up idiots

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An amazing ytmnd from my favorite show ever.<br /><br />Thank you

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This is one of the best sites i´ve ever seen

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at least you got 1000+ redirects from facebook. lets face it, you are popular. the more people that see your sites the better lieklyhood you will get enough exposure to become a household name. since you already are as popular as ever, why not take it to the next level and post some NSFW sitez

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i'd rather be jimmy kimmel and make funny jokes about the president to his face than ever try and stick anything up my ass EVER AGAIN.

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No one will ever see this comment <br /><br />mirite?

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The idea that moonman was ever funny is one of many long standing myths of ytmnd. What happened was that moonman bombarded your senses over and over until you were forced to acknowledge it. That's it. Your brain confused that feeling of familiarity with fondness. The distinction is not made because ytmnd has developed within you a simulacrum for humor to cope with the absence of the real thing. It doesn't matter that the blanket is nothing more than a sheet of newspaper as long the idea (comfort) remains intact, right?<br /><br />Moon man being the only recurring theme left on ytmnd is way past the point of being funny also, because hanging a lampshade on it would only prove at the very least that you realized the truth way too late. There is no irony left, and no amount of self-awareness can excuse it: we have reached the logical endpoint.

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ever up idiots

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Gaff: Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner. (2) [Hung: "Ah, don't shit me, man, you're the Blade... Blade Runner!"]<br />Sushi Master: He say you Blade Runner.<br />Deckard: Tell him I'm eating.<br />Gaff: Captain Bryant to ka, me ni omae yo. [Japanese: "It's Captain Bryant wants to see you, y' know!"]<br />Deckard: Bryant, huh?<br />Sushi Master: Hai!<br />[Deckard and Gaff take off vertically in spinner to see Bryant.]<br />Spinner: ...This is yellow three. Climb and maintain 4000 ... when approaching pad six ...caution...<br />Deckard: The charmer's name was Gaff. I'd seen him around. Bryant must have upped him to the Blade Runner unit. That gibberish he talked was city-speak, guttertalk, a mishmash of Japanese, Spanish, German, what have you. I didn't really need a translator. I knew the lingo, every good cop did. But I wasn't going to make it easier for him.<br />Spinner: ...now on glide path, on course, over the landing threshold.<br />[Police Station, Bryant's office]<br />Bryant: Hi ya Deck.<br />Deckard: Bryant.<br />Bryant: You wouldn't have come if I'd just asked you to. Sit down pal. C'mon don't be an asshole Deckard. I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.<br />Deckard: Skin jobs, that's what Bryants called replicants. In history books he is the kind of cop used to call black men niggers.<br />Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off world -- killed the crew and passengers. They found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago so we know they're around.<br />Deckard: Embarrassing.<br />Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, 'cause no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're going to spot them, and you're going to air them out.<br />Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden, he's good.<br />Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay as long as nobody unplugs him. He's not good enough, not good as you. I need you, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old Blade Runner, I need your magic.<br />Deckard: I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.<br />Bryant: Stop right where you are. You know the score pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.<br />Deckard: No choice, huh?<br />Bryant: No choice pal.<br />[Video room]<br />video:<br />Leon: I already had

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LOS ANGELES<br /><br />NOVEMBER, 2019<br /><br />Intercom: Next subject, Kowalski, Leon, engineer, waste disposal, file section, new employees, six days.<br />[knock on door]<br />Holden: Come in. Sit down.<br />Leon: Care if I talk? I'm kind of nervous when I take tests.<br />Holden: Uh, just please don't move.<br />Leon: Oh, sorry. I already had an IQ test this year, I don't think I've ever had one of these-<br />Holden: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.<br />Leon: Sure.<br />Holden: One-one-eight-seven at Unterwasser.<br />Leon: That's the hotel.<br />Holden: What?<br />Leon: Where I live.<br />Holden: Nice place?<br />Leon: Yeah, sure I guess-- that part of the test?<br />Holden: No, just warming you up, that's all.<br />Leon: Oh. It's not fancy or anything.<br />Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-<br />Leon: Is this the test now?<br />Holden: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-<br />Leon: What one?<br />Holden: What?<br />Leon: What desert?<br />Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.<br />Leon: But how come I'd be there?<br />Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling towards you-<br />Leon: Tortoise, what's that?<br />Holden: Know what a turtle is?<br />Leon: Of course.<br />Holden: Same thing.<br />Leon: I've never seen a turtle -- But I understand what you mean.<br />Holden: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon.<br />Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?<br />Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.<br />Leon: What do you mean I'm not helping?<br />Holden: I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon? -- They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. -- Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about... your mother.<br />Leon: My mother?

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PHOENIX, ARIZONA -- Why can't this company make up its mind? Every time I go there to pick up the food I've been eating since I was a kid, the menu has changed. I always ate their 3 piece meal with 2 breasts and a wing. I ate that for years. It came with 2 sides and a drink and it was a great deal. Then they changed it to 1 side, then they took away the drink. Now there's nothing on the menu that even remotely resembles that meal so you pretty much have to order everything ala carte and pay through the nose.<br /><br />Related Reviews:<br /><br /> KFC - 35 minute wait and then a short/incorrect order - 10 pc meal<br /> KFC - Store needs major overhaul - The staff<br /> Kentucky Fried Chicken - Here's your sign... - Honey BBQ sandwich<br /> Kentucky Fried Chicken - Dirty & Empty - Store & Food<br /><br /><br />Why don't they understand what they're doing to the consumer? Every time I go - which is much less than I used to - I hear other people complaining about the same thing. Look, I love your original recipe chicken, but I can't ever send anyone else in to pick things up for me because the menu is constantly evolving into something that's obviously only based on company profits and not on consumer convenience. Get your act together KFC or you're going to lose a lot more customers!

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One of the first true electronic song its EVER! A classic. My favorite version is still M&H Band's cover, but this [b]ORIGINAL[/b] is still amazinb.

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[b]best NOOOOOO i've ever heard on ytmnd.[/b]

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This was the first time I ever heard this song; so rest assured, you ruined it for me.