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I didn't read your description but allow me to give an elaborate and long-winded explanation as to why you are not only incorrect but also very stupid and juvenile. This will be followed immediately by a veiled reference to the matter on my universally-ignored twitter. <br /><br />In conclusion, Chomsky. <br /><br />Yours in Christ,<br />Umfuld "No Mentions, No Retweets" Johnson<br />https://twitter.com/Umfuld

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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.

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You are so fucking stupid I just had to take the time out of my busy day to tell you that you're an absolute disgrace to mathematics. You are so fucking stupid that Hellen Keller could have gotten a better guess than you without having the question read out loud to her. If a squirrel were given the question in a way he could comprehend, he too would be able to answer this better than you. You're are so fucking stupid that it literally hurts me. 3+3x3-3+3 does not fucking equate to 6. You must multiply first, if you haven't learned that already in your university system in Canada, so you in tern have 3+9-3+3, then as the order of mathematics would deem it, addition and subtraction are categorized as the same after doing parenthesis, multiplication/devision, then addition/subtraction, and you quite literally go in order, because it's not that fucking hard. You don't skip to the end and add the fucking 3+3 because only fucktards like you do that. No, you do it in fucking order. 3+9 if you are not aware, is 12, and when you subtract 3 from 12, you get 9 again! Add another 3, and you get back to 12! How fucking hard is that? Are you really that fucking stupid? You should stop by an elementary school on your way home from work at McDonalds today and maybe you can get someone to tutor you.

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You are so fucking stupid I just had to take the time out of my busy day to tell you that you're an absolute disgrace to mathematics. You are so fucking stupid that Hellen Keller could have gotten a better guess than you without having the question read out loud to her. If a squirrel were given the question in a way he could comprehend, he too would be able to answer this better than you. You're are so fucking stupid that it literally hurts me. 3+3x3-3+3 does not fucking equate to 6. You must multiply first, if you haven't learned that already in your university system in Canada, so you in tern have 3+9-3+3, then as the order of mathematics would deem it, addition and subtraction are categorized as the same after doing parenthesis, multiplication/devision, then addition/subtraction, and you quite literally go in order, because it's not that fucking hard. You don't skip to the end and add the fucking 3+3 because only fucktards like you do that. No, you do it in fucking order. 3+9 if you are not aware, is 12, and when you subtract 3 from 12, you get 9 again! Add another 3, and you get back to 12! How fucking hard is that? Are you really that fucking stupid? You should stop by an elementary school on your way home from work at McDonalds today and maybe you can get someone to tutor you.

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Also, even if you accused me of having Cum, that's not having "multiple accounts", you stupid fuck. That's only one. Go back to jacking off to your million alts downvoting DarthWang-esque sites. More funnier than this pedo shit or your old Batman crap.

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1. stop exploiting humor used by the EDiots<br /> a. no, it is not used by blacks<br /><br />2. did you make this site because you wanted to be funny so you posted this site somewhere or you were horny and made this ytmnd for personal masturbation or for others who come across it?<br /><br />3. don't let this image fool you. this a socially (in america) average white girl whos trying to show her cool bf or friend or anyone on her fb that she sexy and you want her. notice she is cubby on the side, long badly washed hair, normal outdoor clothes, and she lives in her boring dorm room. take note on the panties as well, i have seen them at any generic women garment store, not your specialty panties for sex. her image is not telling me that she is a well-paid hooker and rather she would be categorize of any other stupid fucking average women in america.<br /><br />4. the $$ in ass, you would pay to have anal sex?

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Thanks for giving me the classic winged eagle belt and not the stupid spinner belt.

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stupid & not funny

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man i know this is late but who gives a shit about high cooperate taxes when the fucking capital gains is stupidly low. those are the REAL leeches, not the fucking corporations that actually reinvest here. tax those pieces of shit.

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Pedotown sites are not awesome, they're stupid and annoying and always have been.

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Tired of this shit. Jones is a stupid person. Go read a book. Like some Chomsky or something. Zinn even? Krugman, if you're interested in that whole "how the world really works" thing. Lol - Jones interviewd Chomsky in 2007. Does not catch Chomsky's drift.

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i minused your comment because it was stupis.<br /><br />[spoil]wait, ok i forgot about the watermelon part and i wrote "stupis," not "stupid." i really screwed everything up.[/spoil]

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+1 for not being stupid and terrible like your stuff usually is, and +1 again for using my name

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They already sort of have. <br /><br />Albeit not a popular one as the sites about YTMND politics ultimately are inside jokes to most people and usually really stupid. I'm probably never going to make one again.

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Yeah, why did Jamie Waylett have to be so damn stupid to do those stupid ass things? He could have not gotten caught.

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Nope, it doesn't actually. It just takes a pair of eyes and having been here any longer than a year or so to realize that constant perupetuation of the same stupid bullshit, comprised of overused gifs and lacking anything entertaining in any way whatsoever that the moon crew loves to put out over and over again is not a good thing and the entire moon crew has caused this site to degrade faster than any other troll on this site ten fold. <br /><br />You might be proud of that, or you might not. You may also think you're somehow leading some sort of revolution against what's wrong with YTMND. News flash: you guys are what's wrong with YTMND. You guys are, indeed, dumbasses, and lickitwellhiem is right. I and anyone else rational still left on this fucking site will continue to downvote your inane horseshit, so get used to it.<br /><br />-'d away Moon Crew

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gr33n, I think you spend more time on this website than everyone else, and you know it. Then you claim that others do the same thing and criticize them for it. Why is it not stupid for you to spend so much time on here, messing with people like some douche bag on a playground with no friends? And do you realize that every single bullet point you made was entirely speculation/made up? The only one that rings any truth is the fact that yes, I did attempt to quit this place several times, but the people and their jokes here make me laugh so I always came back. But I don't spend every waking moment here, and I think you know that's true too. Just get over your fantasy already. <br /><br />The things that kept making me come back to YTMND are pretty much gone now and I maybe spend 20 minutes here tops on any given day. Some days I even forget to check YTMND. <br /><br />Just for fun, I want to play this "fact" game too, to see what I can come up with...<br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you are so obsessed with this site that you made over a dozen (or dozens of) alts to create multiple identities here, troll other people, and cheat the system.<br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you have wasted more time on here than anyone else, going through every terrible site you could find so you could be the king of the voters (http://ytmnd.com/users/list/votes/made) because you saw me doing the same thing and wanted to beat me. <br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you have no life, because people with lives wouldn't be coming to this website and spending as much time here as you do, doing what you do. <br />- It is absolutely the well documented truth that you are an idiot, because you claim to hate everything about this site (the users, the content, the moderation), but your constant returning and bickering is easily accessible any time of day (http://ytmnd.com/users/gr33nscr33n/comments).

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I recently saw a perfectly executed Rembrandt etching with that horse mask over his face... I should have bought it. I don't know what it is worse - the remorse you get after buying some expensive but stupid thing, or the remorse you feel for not buying said thing.

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loooooooooool, you took all my silliness [i]seriously[/i],<br />[i]as serious[/i] as you take ytmnd,<br />[i]as serious[/i] as you take your own content, made by this account, content you have deemed "Troll Sites," something you have been [i]speaking out against for YEARS[/i],<br />[i]as serious[/i] as you take [b][u]MY VOTING HABITS[/b][/u], something that you have been scrutinizing [b][u]FOR FUCKING YEARS[/b][/u].<br /><br />[i]Years.[/i]<br /><br />nothing you can say can possibly counteract the hilarity of what i have just accurately stated.<br />but of course, you will respond with "didn't read" or some variation of "you are stupid, while i am not. i am of superior intelligence."<br /><br />also, this:<br />http://i.imgur.com/mRQtT.jpg

As I said before, the quality issues arise from YTMND's userbase which, as I also stated before, is on average, quite stupid. However, there are good users in this field of shitty users. And those important users' sites do not just consist of the Moon Crew, they also include users like DarthWang, who made over 2000 quality YTMNDs, most of which are non-Moon man related. Back to my first point, nothing should be done about the shitty users. They are a part of this site. Can you imagine a YTMND without Umfuld or the 1000s of underage fools who make sites so bad that they are, in some ways, humorous? I seem to notice two main issues with you. You:<br /><br />1.Want to get rid of shitty YTMND users and sites en-mass<br />2.Mistake the Moon Crew for shitty users, and Moon man sites for shitty sites.<br /><br />The most important thing you need to fix, for both the sake of the Moon Crew and the site as a whole, is main issue number 1. Does YTMND have some problems, are some of those problems caused by its userbase, both yes, but does that mean that you should delete them all, no. Imagine these bad users as a tumor in body that is YTMND. These tumors are everywhere, they even make up half of YTMND's brain. Do you fix these tumors by cutting them out with a chainsaw? No, you would lose your medical license as the patient -- YTMND in this analogy -- would die due to a mix of health complications, such as massive blood loss. Maybe, if you investigate the tumors, you realize that they are a common occurrence in people with YTMND's body type (internet "creative" websites), and you also realize that they do not lead to death. Do these tumors cause some health issues every now and then, of course it is too be expected of these types of tumors, but overall it is better to leave them alone, as they are not the tumors that kill. Do you now see my point? Just leave the objectively shitty users and sites, and the sites and users who you personally see as shitty, alone.

Now if by "moonman" you were referring to "Moon Man", the "fad" many users actually care about, then deleting Moon man sites is also certainly not a good thing to do. For starters, how are Moon man sites a problem? Please explain this to me? I have asked many raging critics of Moon man sites to explain their hatred, and none of them seem to do it adequately. All Moon man sites are marked (nsfw), so the vulgarity should not be an issue. Is it perhaps the "racism"? Let me explain something. Since the beginning of this website, the majority of YTMNDs fall into one of several categories.<br /><br />1.Cats<br />2.Racism<br />3.Gay jokes<br />4.Stupid inside jokes that only the creator and a select group of his peers understand.<br /><br />Those types of sites have some quality ones, and some shitty ones, but they all make up the majority of the types of YTMNDs. The fact is the majority of YTMND's users are underage, juvenile, immature, people who use the site on and off for a few months before disappearing forever. If you do not believe me than just click that "users" button near the top of the site and count how many of those thousands of users are still active. Not a big percentage is it?<br /><br />I do not know why many of this site's users, including yourself, think of the Moon Crew as their enemies. We do not 1 every non-Moon man site and we do not engage in any sort of hostile actives toward this website. I do not know why any user could possibly think that we would benefit from this website dying. Where would we post Moon man sites if YTMND was gone? The Moon Crew also does not want to take the administrative control of this website from you and place into our command. As much as I disagree with some of your policies, you still pay the server bills, fix the site bugs (most of which are your fault by the way, but still), and deal with other trivial website issues that the Moon Crew has no desire to take on.

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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THE SONG IS NOT EVEN SEXYBACK BY JUSTIN FAGGERLAKE. ITS THAT STUPID SONG BY THAT NIGGER. BESIDES, SHES JUST BIG BONED AND I DON'T GET A BONER BY LOOKING AT BUTTS. [b]I ACTUALLY THINK OF SHIT.[/b]

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[i]i was trying to look at the users reaction but you edit the gif with this stupid girl making faces and I could not see the users reaction, only him drinking something, i think.[/i]

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not that niggers name, not president only americans can be president so fuck this. stupid.

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[i]pilleater makes sure his jokes are good. not only he meant "sucks" as a bad thing, but he also meant it as literally sucking alluding to sex. it is interesting to note that this american generation is at a all time high of reproduction and stupidity, such films like Ken Park, by fame director Larry Clark, and Gummo by Harmony Korine, have an anthropological and almost moralist view the current dystopia america is facing. although these films are about punk culture and have no significant meanings whatsoever, it can be used in this context to relate to ytmnd user peterb518 and his blind (and destructive) romance with being young.[/i]

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Umfuld is such a stupid faggot the only way he can score 100% is to take an AIDS test.<br />He's not only right, he's HIV positive.

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HEY<br /><br />I SAW THAT SHOW ON ADULT SWIM LATE AT NIGHT!<br /><br />WUT IS HE DOING? WHY DOES HE ACT STUPID WHEN HES NOT!?<br /><br />XD

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if you're stupid enough to not keep your NSFW sites marked SFW because no one actually moderates you dont deserve to get viewed

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oh yea and on my capatlist point, a capatilist is someone who, like to capatilize letters? someone who goes out and makes a legitimate dollar. the riaa mpaa are like extensions of the federal reserve to make sure that all the money goes to them. so hence, not making money legitametaly. hence no capatlist. with the internet, the music artists, said long time ago, have all the free advertising they want. all they have to do is pay for their website. makes the riaa null and void. it shuts down news, owned by, eVERYFUCKING THING IS OWNED BY THE FEDERAL RESERVE. THIS IS FREE SPEECH. thats why they censor. riaa null and void, fucking federal reserve dollars become nulla nd void on the internet. its the last place for freedom any godamn wehere and i dont see fake tetrists anywhere doing shit. and when nobdoy knows who anybody is on the internet, then nobody is going to tell anyone shit. want your privacy invaded? do it yourselves. why they want to spy on you more and more. piracy is not a reason. artists, if they want to cry about it, can FUCKOFF, do your own advertising, hire your own cd pressers, painting artists, writers, for your cds, you want to put out it stores. hire filmers to make yoru fuckign stupid fucking commercials. pay for your websites. talk about them in your commercials. there, pircay debunked in 5 minutes. go FUCK YOURSELVES EVERYBOD.

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i fucking could care less fuckwits who dont bother to read and say you diddnt spell nigggeer or yousaid nigger are the same ones who cry about racisisisism and want the intenrent censored for their own selfish means, crying its alla bout piracy. this whole matter was discussed ltos of years ago. about piracy and making money as an artist. THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT IS, THEY WANT TO MAKE MONEY. I DONT MAKE MONEY ON MY WEBSITE. ANY MAKING MONEY ON THE INRENET IS A SCAM. SO THEY WANT TO SCAM PERIOD. SUCH AS THIS, BUT IT HAS A PURPOSE, IN A TOTALLY STUPID WAY. BUT THERE ARE LEGIT WAYS, JUST NOONE THINKS OF IT, AND THE RIAA COULD, AND THIS IS.. wished there was a quick way to uncapslock, WHATEVER, THE RIAA COULD GIVE A FUCKLESS ABOUT YOU. i mean the artists are making 50 cents per 15 dollar album you buy off of them. SO ONCE AGAIN IM GOING TO SO TOTALLY AGREE ON CENSORING THE INTERNET. THINGS ARE THE SAME. THEY CAHNGED, SO THEY MUST BE PUT BACK. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. the riaa's gotta make there 14.50 per album they where making back in 93 before the intneret and all of this warezing that noone would ever buy idiots albums for in the first place. i mean its not the artists we care about, its the riaa, and the mpaa. BITCHES.