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Its a rare condition, this day and age,<br />To read any good news on the newspay-puh page.<br />Love and tradition of the grand desiiiign,<br />Some people say its even harder to fiiiind.<br />Well then there must be some magic clue<br />Inside these tearful walls<br /><br />Cause all I see is a tower of dreams<br />Real love burstin out of every seam.<br /><br />As days go byyyyyy, <br />Its the bigger love of the faaaaaa-mi-ly.

As I said before, the quality issues arise from YTMND's userbase which, as I also stated before, is on average, quite stupid. However, there are good users in this field of shitty users. And those important users' sites do not just consist of the Moon Crew, they also include users like DarthWang, who made over 2000 quality YTMNDs, most of which are non-Moon man related. Back to my first point, nothing should be done about the shitty users. They are a part of this site. Can you imagine a YTMND without Umfuld or the 1000s of underage fools who make sites so bad that they are, in some ways, humorous? I seem to notice two main issues with you. You:<br /><br />1.Want to get rid of shitty YTMND users and sites en-mass<br />2.Mistake the Moon Crew for shitty users, and Moon man sites for shitty sites.<br /><br />The most important thing you need to fix, for both the sake of the Moon Crew and the site as a whole, is main issue number 1. Does YTMND have some problems, are some of those problems caused by its userbase, both yes, but does that mean that you should delete them all, no. Imagine these bad users as a tumor in body that is YTMND. These tumors are everywhere, they even make up half of YTMND's brain. Do you fix these tumors by cutting them out with a chainsaw? No, you would lose your medical license as the patient -- YTMND in this analogy -- would die due to a mix of health complications, such as massive blood loss. Maybe, if you investigate the tumors, you realize that they are a common occurrence in people with YTMND's body type (internet "creative" websites), and you also realize that they do not lead to death. Do these tumors cause some health issues every now and then, of course it is too be expected of these types of tumors, but overall it is better to leave them alone, as they are not the tumors that kill. Do you now see my point? Just leave the objectively shitty users and sites, and the sites and users who you personally see as shitty, alone.

The point of my message is that quality will always be a problem on this site, and doing anything about it is pointless and potentially harmful. Moon man sites are quality sites, although I realize that not everyone agrees with me on that issue. Contrary to popular belief, most members of the Moon Crew also enjoy non-Moon man sites, so we also are bothered by the website's dip in terms of quality YTMNDs. Mainly though, the point of my message is that I would like to see less users whining about the quality of YTMND and more users making quality YTMNDs.<br /><br />I feel as though many users on this site seem to use Moon man sites as a scape goat for all the website's problems. This is unjust, prejudice, and very jewish of them. There is no one issue that caused the downward slope of YTMND in terms of quality. I have previously sent you a very detailed private message outlining and explaining, in great depth, how both Moon Man and the Moon Crew mean no harm to YTMND. This pm also presented a hypothesis on way average site quality dropped, a hypothesis that was backed up with evidence and facts. You responded to this pm stating that you "get the gist". Evidently, you did not get the gist. I encourage you to re-read that pm I sent. I know how hard it is a for a jew to read anything that is not directly related to money, but if you read said pm completely I think we would understand each other better.<br /><br />Deleting a large quantity of YTMNDs would hurt your website tremendously, as we know from past examples. Every website you delete kills a part of YTMND, since YTMND is a collection of miniature websites. As much as I dislike "moonman" (moonman, as I'm sure you know, is Moon Man's less powerful, awful, evil twin. He often spreads shitty ideas such as "tolerance" and "race equality".) I understand that deleting sites involving him would be detrimental to the YTMND community.

The fact of the matter is that your website is currently having some troubles. Are some of these troubles your fault max? Yes, but not totally your fault. Niggers, faggots, and other shitty users, are also to blame. Your site is a medium for expression, just like Facebook and Youtube, and all internet mediums for expression are prone to a certain level of awfulness. There is nothing you can do to fix this, and I believe you know this. The problem is a large percentage of this website's userbase does not know this, and they never stop whining. They think there is some magical panacea that, when administered properly, will make this site some sort of high-quality paradise. That is not the case. There is absolutely nothing you can do to help YTMND, and everytime you attempt an improvement it usually only makes things worse. Only the users can improve the site significantly by doing awesome things like, for example, making Moon man sites. However, most of this website's users will probably not be ceasing their faggotry anytime soon, so all we can do is make the best out of this current situation by trying to enjoy this website's current state as much as we can.<br /><br />kkk

Here, now let me go on a rant. I'll be serious for this one.<br /><br />There's been some good points made, but when the fuck have you forgotten that the main spectacle never showcased "good" and "funny" sites that anyone across the internet can enjoy?<br /><br />[i]What sort of malarky have you been deluding yourselves with?[/i]<br /><br />i thought ytmnd is a single meme with it's own dumb universe.<br />oh, right. i forgot, it's a special place for our special pop culture jokes also special inside jokes and with art.<br /><br />[i]sorry, you're all only relevant to each other[/i].<br /><br />ppppptttttttttt<br />and that's it from me.

I think I shall indulge in a rant -everyone else seems to be.<br /><br />I hate the voting system on this site. <br /><br /><br />The first 10 votes have too weighted an impact on where a site ends up. A worthwhile site can conceivably never make the front page because a small group of users decide they don't like the site or the user. A couple of low votes and it's buried. <br /><br />I used to see this happen all the time. Both for "high-effort" and "low-effort" sites, but I see it way more often with "high-effort" sites. There is an annoying trend among some users to shit on "not-funny" sites and chastise the creators for putting effort into their work. I really hate these fucking debates - guess what kids, your MurdarMachene ripoffs and Moon Man sites are "not funny" to other people too. And not all of us think sites have to be "funny" to have value. <br /><br />There is no effective way for honest users to counter mass downvoters and trolls. The mods are asleep. Sorry guys, but this place is not well moderated, and this "community" needs moderation. It's too easy for people to create alts and downvote others. <br /><br />In fact, the effort it takes to make a site is completely out of proportion with the ease which a "new user" can one-star a site. It's easier to be negative than positive here, which is why the helpful, generous, and creative users never last as long as the negative people who only come to mock others, feel-self-important, and seek justification for their nonsense by joining with other negative users.<br /><br />The truth is that 1-star votes have more power than 5-star votes on a site's fate, and the people that wield this power indiscriminately are ruining the site.

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Max, if you really believe in the dream you would give this site some sort of moderation. Umfuld's said it a million times and he's right. There are too many cancerous parasites on this site and its gone from thriving, to being comatose and on life support.Users like farkle, santabotai, pilleater, joshcube, johnnylurg and their combined 10.000 alt accounts are what destroyed this place. No one wants to put any effort into creating any content when there are about 10 circle jerking faggots downvoting anything of value and upvoting moonman, santabot, mr.krabs, and party mouse sites. No one wants to view anything because anything of vaule is quickly banished into oblivion and everything on up and coming is vote hacked trash.<br /><br />I understand why you've hesitated so long on moderation but if you really want to resurrect this site then it is the only way. Complete freedom of expression is one of the things that made this place great a long time ago but in the end it appears to be the same thing that's killed it. You have to get some mods and there are still a few quality users here who I'm sure would do it. You could assign mod tiers and promote people when they moderate responsibly and revoke their mod status if they start banning user accounts based personal grudges. You could make it so accounts can't be permanently deleted unless the mods vote on it. Hell you could even be lazy and just have a group of users of your choice get together in chat at a designated time and vote out cancerous user accounts and send the results of the vote to you if you are too lazy to fuck around with the code for a mod system.<br /><br />So do you really care at all about this place max? It made you a pseudo celebrity once. Now it's good for buying you a bottle of grey goose every other week. So will you do something to fix it? Or will you give us another news update in 9 months briefly informing us of a con you will be attending. <br /><br />Also, I'm back bitches.

ytmnd 'worked' when 1) the jan 2006 ebaums debacle created an influx of new users and interest to the site ( http://doir.ir/duxx/05-01-2012-10-39-25_viz.png ) .. new users enjoyed making sites because the gif+sound(+text) concept was so simple, and allowed plenty of room for experimentation. 2) more importantly, the frontpage served as a huge incentive to make sites as it rewarded users with massive audience exposure via 'up and coming' and 'top viewed today' .<br /><br />ytmnd 'died' when max decided to make the site orange. straight up. the intimidating gang tattoo 'ytmnd' logo at the top of the page in like 2005-2006 was so good. it worked so well. if you had never been to the site before it seemed sort of like a dangerous place--along with there being a nsfw version with a BLACK background. fucking menacing imo-- im not even playing max that site design was so badass. <br /><br />idk bout yall but 'camping out' on sites' comment pages that were up and coming/most viewed all day/night reading comments as they came in was the shit. it was even worth it to make exotic troll sites like [site cosby-bebop:site] that had endless hateful comments just for the pleasure of reading. does a site even make like 10 views any more? <br /><br />max knew how to get users to do shit for him for free, because people cared about the site. that was going for him real well until people warmed up to his jew tricks and he had to get people like BTape to make stuff for him. What do you think is going to happen to the site if you promote BTape to chairman of the board? take a look at the site in its present state.<br /><br />the community of those who were most active in 2006 are no longer active, except for fearcondom lol, and because as you can see, there is no incentive to make sites any more if you want to reach any sort of audience. seriously who comes to this site any more---who are all these people?<br /><br />this site was a lot of fun at one point though

But most people like an ass kisser (and you'll find no shortage of insincere flattery at YTMND). So in these smaller groups, these cliques and troll boards, you'll find members who aren't particularly entertaining or likable yet who have some very read standing and respect within that group. Simply because they are part of the group.<br /><br />Simply because they show up everyday and are there all the time.<br /><br />These people tend to be VERY defensive when it comes to this standing within the group. Someone like our hypothetical "New" Nutnics isn't going to care. He can take or leave your group. He makes the best sites so everyone is going to be kissing his ass.<br /><br />Once someone with no real talent finds a place where they are accepted (again, done simply by showing up every day for years) they have to hold onto it because they have nothing else. And the worst thing that can happen would be for a bunch of funny and interesting new people to come into the group and sort of drown out their nothing. So, as I said, they are very defensive in this regard. And react in very offensive ways to try and protect their standing.

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Sebastian: Whatcha doing?<br />Pris: Sorry, just peeking.<br />Sebastian: Oh.<br />Pris: How do I look?<br />Sebastian: You look better.<br />Pris: Just better?<br />Sebastian: Well, you look beautiful.<br />Pris: Thanks. -- How old are you?<br />Sebastian: Twenty-five.<br />Pris: What's your problem?<br />Sebastian: Methuselah's syndrome.<br />Pris: What's that?<br />Sebastian: My glands. They grow old too fast.<br />Pris: Is that why you're still on earth?<br />Sebastian: Yeah, I couldn't pass the medical. Anyway, I kind of like it here.<br />Pris: I like you just the way you are. Hi Roy.<br />Roy: Ah, gosh. You've really got some nice toys here.<br />Pris: This is the friend I was telling you about. This is my savior J. F. Sebastian.<br />Roy: Sebastian. I like a man that stays put. You live here all by yourself, do ya?<br />Sebastian: Yes. -- How 'bout some breakfast. I was just gonna make some. Excuse me.<br />Pris: Well?<br />Roy: Leon...<br />Pris: What's going on.<br />Roy: Ah... There's only two of us now.<br />Pris: Then we're stupid and we'll die.<br />Roy: No we won't.

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LOS ANGELES<br /><br />NOVEMBER, 2019<br /><br />Intercom: Next subject, Kowalski, Leon, engineer, waste disposal, file section, new employees, six days.<br />[knock on door]<br />Holden: Come in. Sit down.<br />Leon: Care if I talk? I'm kind of nervous when I take tests.<br />Holden: Uh, just please don't move.<br />Leon: Oh, sorry. I already had an IQ test this year, I don't think I've ever had one of these-<br />Holden: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.<br />Leon: Sure.<br />Holden: One-one-eight-seven at Unterwasser.<br />Leon: That's the hotel.<br />Holden: What?<br />Leon: Where I live.<br />Holden: Nice place?<br />Leon: Yeah, sure I guess-- that part of the test?<br />Holden: No, just warming you up, that's all.<br />Leon: Oh. It's not fancy or anything.<br />Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-<br />Leon: Is this the test now?<br />Holden: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-<br />Leon: What one?<br />Holden: What?<br />Leon: What desert?<br />Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.<br />Leon: But how come I'd be there?<br />Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling towards you-<br />Leon: Tortoise, what's that?<br />Holden: Know what a turtle is?<br />Leon: Of course.<br />Holden: Same thing.<br />Leon: I've never seen a turtle -- But I understand what you mean.<br />Holden: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon.<br />Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?<br />Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.<br />Leon: What do you mean I'm not helping?<br />Holden: I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon? -- They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. -- Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about... your mother.<br />Leon: My mother?

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I'll start off by saying this 1-star rating is for this one experience. I've had a nice time there in the past. But... this last visit was a horrible experience and we won't be returning to the Laugh Factory.<br /><br />I've always seen the option online to upgrade your ticket to VIP but never needed to do that. I figured it was an unnecessary expense and on most nights (that I've been there) it is. Word of advice if you haven't figured it out yet, General Admission only guarantees you admission and the obligation to buy 2 drinks--not a seat and not a view of the comics. They state most of this in the fine print on the ticket so I didn't ask for my money back, but we will never attempt an evening out at their establishment again.<br /><br />We arrived almost an hour early Saturday, 3/31 in the rain and were only about number 9 and 10 in line. Not only did it not guarantee us a seat but an employee came out and was selling VIP seats to those BEHIND us in line, AFTER we were there over an hour and the show was 15 minutes late in starting!<br /><br />When we finally got in, they put us upstairs in the back corner where we could not see the performers, folks were standing right in front of us and people kept bumping into me to get in and out of the back door... Asking ME to move. I was sitting in a stool with my knees pressed against the bar. I had no where to go. If I backed up my seat a few inches, I'd fall off a step. It was extremely unpleasant and distracting. We left before ordering drinks and had dinner next door to salvage the night before heading back to the valley. What a waste of $50 and a Saturday night.<br /><br />We came to see one of our favorites who we discovered at the Comedy Store down the street. We'll wait until he performs there again. Until Laugh Factory learns to value--and works to accommodate--ALL paying customers we won't be back. They aren't doing us any favors. They aren't offering anything we can't get elsewhere, especially in LA. It's not a sweaty Hollywood dance club. I need a seat, elbow room and a view of the performers.

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Whatever man. I don't follow all the gif/reddit/4chan sites like you all seem to do. You know, I never participated in the official YTMND-I-hate-umfuld club (and have religiously 1-starred every stupid in-fighting site I have seen) and always wondered at the animus. Well, there's my answer, human cancer it is. Classy.

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Look<br />If you had<br />One shot<br />To sit on your lazy butt<br />And watch all the TV you ever wanted<br />Until your brain turned to mush<br />Would you go for it?<br />Or just let it slip?<br />Yo<br /><br />Remote is ready<br />Eyes wide, palms are sweaty<br />There's Flintstones on the TV already<br />Wilma 'n' Betty<br />No virgin to channel surfin'<br />And I'm HD-ready<br />So I flip<br />Garbage is all I'm getting<br /><br />There's Simon Cowell<br />Who folks wanna disembowel<br />He opens his mouth<br />Always says something foul<br />They're dyin', wow<br />Wannabes are crying now<br />He votes them out<br />Time to throw in the towel<br /><br />Shows based on reality<br />Oh, the humanity!<br />Oh, Ozzy's family<br />Sho' loves profanity<br />Whoa, the insanity<br />Oh, dogs that crap and pee<br />Home of depravity?<br />No, they live happily<br />Yo<br /><br />Plus "Da Ali G Show"<br />And "Celebrity Mole"<br />Oh, and there's Anna Nicole<br />Well, she's scaring me<br /><br />"Look ma, no cavities"<br />Oh, it's a station break<br />Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something<br /><br />"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me<br />But I'd still tune in every show (show)<br />My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO<br />The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)<br />"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBOThe History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)(You're gonna)My butt is achingAs I watch NASCAR racingThat show about undertakingLarry KingTo "24" to "Law And Order"The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reportersNext up on "E! True Hollywood Story"The rise and decline of twelve actors named CoreyShows for next fall, they've already been namin'"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minuteI can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in itI'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"Then I betI watch "The Bachelorette"F

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The substellar mass in orbit around the white dwarf is a star which lost all of its gas to the white dwarf, except what remains, a 0.05 solar mass ball, which is too small to continue fusion, and does not have the composition of a super-planet, brown dwarf, or white dwarf. There is no category for such a stellar remnant.[3]<br />It is theorized that 500 million years ago, the white dwarf started to cannibalize its partner, when they were separated by 7 million km. As it lost mass, the regular star spiralled inward, until now they are separated by a mere 700,000 km.[3]<br />Another former star orbits the pulsar PSR J1719-1438.[4]

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My email address is and has been *** Email address is removed for privacy *** for several years. A friend who receives my email all the time told me that instead of that email address appearing with the email message I sent her, it has a weird, long, string of letters and numbers that look strange and have no meaning. I can still send email, but those to whom I send it don't open it now because they don't recognize it . Why is this strange long code there instead of the regular *** Email address is removed for privacy *** address.

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Sleep<br />April 18th, 2012<br />9:28:06 PM CDT<br />(0)<br />Bits are read the opposite way as the Hex values. You actually read the individual 1s or 0s from right to left. The spot all the way right is actually Bit "0". But wait, there's only 5 digits in the binary number, the chart has bits 0-7. There are actually leading 0s, so the bin of 17 is actually 00010111. So if we look at this byte, we know DRLs are at bit 4. This is bit 4:<br /><br />00010111<br /><br />Just read right to left, starting at position "0". So we see that DRL's are on. We need to change Bit 4 to "0".<br /><br />00000111<br /><br />There's the new binary! Pop that into your calculator with "bin" checked. Then click HEX. It shows "7" because the leading zero is dropped. Hex is two digits, so we can add a leading "0". The Hex is actually "07".<br /><br />So change the original long coding with the new hex value and you have a new long code of:<br /><br />07078E2340044A00991700000028001100280B0B5C <br /><br />ghcghcghc<br />April 18th, 2012<br />9:26:44 PM CDT<br />(0)<br />belfour<br />[reply]<br />Sleep<br />April 18th, 2012<br />9:28:06 PM CDT<br />(0)<br />Bits are read the opposite way as the Hex values. You actually read the individual 1s or 0s from right to left. The spot all the way right is actually Bit "0". But wait, there's only 5 digits in the binary number, the chart has bits 0-7. There are actually leading 0s, so the bin of 17 is actually 00010111. So if we look at this byte, we know DRLs are at bit 4. This is bit 4:<br /><br />00010111<br /><br />Just read right to left, starting at position "0". So we see that DRL's are on. We need to change Bit 4 to "0".<br /><br />00000111[spoil]1809 out of 2000 characters used. [/spoil] [spoil]1859 out of 2000 characters used. [/spoil]<br /><br />1905 out of 2000 characters used. 1939 out of 2000 characters used. ASDFASDFASDFASDFASFDASF

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Bits are read the opposite way as the Hex values. You actually read the individual 1s or 0s from right to left. The spot all the way right is actually Bit "0". But wait, there's only 5 digits in the binary number, the chart has bits 0-7. There are actually leading 0s, so the bin of 17 is actually 00010111. So if we look at this byte, we know DRLs are at bit 4. This is bit 4:<br /><br />00010111<br /><br />Just read right to left, starting at position "0". So we see that DRL's are on. We need to change Bit 4 to "0".<br /><br />00000111<br /><br />There's the new binary! Pop that into your calculator with "bin" checked. Then click HEX. It shows "7" because the leading zero is dropped. Hex is two digits, so we can add a leading "0". The Hex is actually "07".<br /><br />So change the original long coding with the new hex value and you have a new long code of:<br /><br />07078E2340044A00991700000028001100280B0B5C

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fucking hate watermarks. all I could see is the bottom corner of TV land, then I get earraped. and there's tigers for some reason. they're grrrrrrr-ating.

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There is some sort of semi-unintentional meta-post-postmodern joke hidden here but I'm not really sure what that is. All I know is that I'm really uncomfortable that lol, internet has become seven years old, and this is funnier than it has any right to be.

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there is no god, and therefore all things are lawful

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Well, I'm finally enrolled in rehab.<br />They're teaching me all the [i]CHIPPER DOOS[/i] and [i]CHIPPER DONNT ITS[/i] of narcotics abuse.<br />Unfortunately, there's a whole lot of [i]CHIPPER DONNT ITS[/i] and all the [i]CHIPPER DOOS[/i] involve humoring scuvy bitches while making collages and shit like that.<br />Tomorrow I think I'm going to share one of two police brutality stories. I can't post it here or my boss will find out (MAYBE).<br />After Braxton died, I really thought all the shit I got into would make me more funny, like they way he liked stuff and different funny things.<br />One [i]CHIPPER DOO[/i] so far is that my eyes got un-yellow.<br />Feel free to PM me for a list of [CHIPPER DONNT ITS[/i].<br /><br />Posted from my iPad

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Holy fucking shit. Was the Delta flight number 3443? Or was it a Continental/United number? That would have been hilarious if you went there two weeks ago on the 15th. Those fucking ass CRJ900 seats have like a hollowed-out back on them and the seats are like wood. It's like my back doesn't go all the way back and my head was pushed forward. But it probably makes a difference being able to spread out. <br /><br />MSP is like that all the fucking time. Always have to take that tram from Concourse A to Concourse C or some shit like that and then walk a mile to find the gate. At least they have those moving walkways that make you walk twice as fast. Then there's those fuckers who like to stand on the side that says "WALK" and that voice that says "Caution, you are reaching the end of a moving walkway" in that European accent. It's like no shit, I don't need you to tell me. <br /><br />Then there's the Wi-Fi that isn't free anywhere in the US airports (it was free in Dublin), which pissed the fuck out of me because I had like a 3 hour layover at each stop and I wasn't going to pay whatever the fuck the price was to log in and say "hey guys I'm at the airport lololo" so I got a Godfather's Pizza (at MSP) and sat around doing nothing. Then when I was heading back through MSP again, I wanted a pepperoni pizza again, but they didn't have any made so I asked the Indian (dot) chick if she could make one and she's like "we'll have one in about 6 minutes, come back later." Like I was going to go to the way back of the line and wait again. Why the fuck couldn't she just take my money then and I'd just stand there and wait for it to be done like I did the last time? That pissed me off because I was tired and hungry and had to settle for a bag of overpriced Mike and Ike's out of a vending machine by my gate. FUCK

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also i would like to opposition to the idea that a user being deleted means all of there sites get deleted. that is a terrible way to run a ytmnd. i miss danthemans great n64 kid sites. grammers fuck

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To expound, the You that exists in your mind is only one YTMND User. There are also the You in other YTMND User's mind. All are different You, but each of them is a true YTMND User. Your fear is the You who exist in the minds of others YTMND User.

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i mean if this site that is pure awesomeness cant get more than 100 views.. what good is it then.. from now on i will be making ytmnds purely for my own enjoyment so i can later review them when im drunk and relive the glories. also part of the reason i think ytmnd died is cuz ppl stopped making good sites and the audience just kind of vanished.. power to thsoe who kept pushing through and comming up with sites here and there. but as for now it has turned into a complete inside joke / closed community type of site.. we need to reignite the flame and bring more people. i study advertising maybe ill try to think of a way to rebrand ytmnd. i mean kids now days don't know about it.. it's just us old timers.. should find a way to appeal to them and get the word out. maybe if we all spread flyers to local schools lol and setup ytmnd so ppl can find and view the most clever and standalone ytmnds.. so it'll makem search through for more awesome things. idk we gotto figure something out. max what is your take on this>?? i like the survey thing you did, i filled one out but i mean.. what good is a survey if it's limited to the ppl who are already big fans and come here everyday.

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yeah but the previews can be abused as i did in danwheldonisdead.ytmnd.com. shitty example, i know<br /><br />the catch is it has to be on u&c though. wish there were previews for all sites

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Back when I was a kid, I would show my friends my penis, sometimes! I still remember the very first time my friend did it to me in the basement of my parents's house. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know WHAT to do! My best friend said "BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH" when he did it!<br />I thought to myself, "CHAD!!!" Chad was my best friend. We did everything together! My mom said we were like two peas in a pode, when she said, "Nicky! You guys are two little crazy indians!" I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know WHAT to do!<br />I thought to myself "MOM!!!" My Mom always was at home, and she made me lots of awesome snacks and other fun stuff like all that kind of cool stuff! One time at school my best friend Chad said, "Dear Nicky, your Mom is so cool! I wish I could have a Mom that makes me all sorts of cool stuff and all that kind of crap!" I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know WHAT to do! I just sat there and didn't say anything. I just tried to keep playing with my soldier doll, like when my teacher Mrs. Arbuke kept me after class and told me to take my pants off. She asked me if I thought I was supposed to take off my underwear also. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know WHAT to do, so I did it and took out my Baloo. That's what I call my Chirp CHIPS.<br />That night, Chad showed me his Miner SHIPPER! That's what he called his Chirp CHIP! We were in my parents's basement. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know WHAT to do!<br /><br />On an unrelated note, I wonder where all the letters go after they get deleted when you are typing them? I guess that's what HELL is for! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha excuse my language.

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Back when I was a kid, I would show my friends my penis, sometimes! I still remember the very first time my friend did it to me in the basement of my parents's house. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do! My best friend said "BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH" when he did it!<br />I thought to myself, "[i]CHAD!!![/i]" Chad was my best friend. We did [i]everything[/i] together! My mom said we were like two peas in a pode, when she said, "Nicky! You guys are two little crazy indians!" I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do!<br />I thought to myself "[i]MOM!!![/i]" My Mom always was at home, and she made me lots of awesome snacks and other fun stuff like all that kind of cool stuff! One time at school my best friend Chad said, "Dear Nicky, your Mom is so cool! I wish [i]I[/i] could have a Mom that makes me all sorts of cool stuff and all that kind of crap!" I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do! I just sat there and didn't say anything. I just tried to keep playing with my soldier doll, like when my teacher Mrs. Arbuke kept me after class and told me to take my pants off. She asked me if I thought I was supposed to take off my underwear also. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do, so I did it and took out my Baloo. That's what I call my [i]Chirp CHIPS[/i].<br />That night, Chad showed me his [i]Miner SHIPPER[/i]! That's what he called his [i]Chirp CHIP[/i]! We were in my parents's basement. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do! <br /><br />On an unrelated note, I wonder where all the letters go after they get deleted when you are typing them? I guess that's what [i]HELL[/i] is for! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha excuse my language.

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when i decided what to vote, i looked up and to the left and if i was pondering about what to vote, and i held myself like that for a comically long time and then i clicked the mouse when the pointer was in the middle of the stars row, so i clicked the third star. intentionally i mean, i intentionally voted 3. but the point was i made a pause and it was sorta funny. my joke was a little different than yours, and no one saw so i had to write it all out here, but still, we both made use of comedic pauses. <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />now there is two examples of comedic pause.