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I'm sure the creator of this spent hours on this ingenious and complex YTMND and he's absolutely devastated that you do not see its intellectual appeal.

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And fuck you for your blatant disrespect of intellectual property. How about we take your paycheck and distribute it over the internet?

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A bite from a radioactive spider on a school field trip causes a variety of changes in the body of Peter Parker and gives him superpowers.[63] In the original Lee-Ditko stories, Spider-Man has the ability to cling to walls, superhuman strength, a sixth sense ("spider-sense") that alerts him to danger, perfect balance and equilibrium, as well as superhuman speed and agility. Some of his comic series have him shooting webs from his wrists.[63] Brilliant, Parker excels in applied science, chemistry, and physics. The character was originally conceived by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko as intellectually gifted, but not a genius. However, later writers have depicted the character as a genius.[64] With his talents, he sews his own costume to conceal his identity, and constructs many devices that complement his powers, most notably mechanical web-shooters.[63] This mechanism ejects an advanced adhesive, releasing web-fluid in a variety of configurations, including a single rope-like strand to swing from, a net to bind enemies, a single strand for yanking opponents into objects, strands for whipping foreign objects at enemies, and a simple glob to foul machinery or blind an opponent. He can also weave the web material into simple forms like a shield, a spherical protection or hemispherical barrier, a club, or a hang-glider wing. Other equipment include spider-tracers (spider-shaped adhesive homing beacons keyed to his own spider-sense), a light beacon which can either be used as a flashlight or project a "Spider-Signal" design, and a specially modified camera that can take pictures automatically.

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Yeah, fuck that Moonman guy. He gave Moon Man a bad rep.<br /><br />But seriously, nobody making anything ruined the site, it was people not making anything and spending all their time bitching about everything else. The most active users devoted their time to pseudo-intellectual bullshit to live out some fantasy of artistic pretentiousness and being the obnoxious assholes they were afraid to be in real life...like that's such an original thing to do online. The easiest way to look intelligent on the internet is to just be as negative as possible, this is has been the way of things at least since usenet was spawned in the bowels of academia for undergrad kiddies to bitch at each other about useless shit that even bio journals wouldn't publish.<br /><br />Every time this debate about YTMND quality comes up I just see people bitching about how "nobody does anything good anymore". Since 2006. Holy fuck. Is everyone just completely incapable of seeing that they keep repeating the same retarded refrain or is it just some big meta-ironic in joke where I'm the only one left out?

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Christ, that was fucking cathartic. "Grand Theft Retard" might be the single best description of YTMND that I've ever heard, but I think if we keep going along this path we're going to end up doing whatever the intellectual equivalent of a reacharound is, so we better change gears quick.<br /><br />Um...FUK U STUPID LOOSER NERD U THIKN UR SO SMART GET A JOB U HAVE NO LIFE NOW MOON MAN AND HIS DIAPER FURRY PALS WILL SHOT U WIT THERE MOON LASORS WEN THEY GO ON THERE PLAYDATE KAY KAY KAY

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If you read the actual article published by Wood and Douglas cited in the screen shot journalism by ol' Uncircumcised here, you'd see that their main point is entirely different from the interpretation presented by Dr. Kevin Barrett: http://www.frontiersin.org/personality_science_and_individual_differen<br />ces/10.3389/fpsyg.2013.00409/abstract<br /> <br />Just one of many reasons for the peer review process in academia, so sorely missing in the landscape of "internet intellectuals."

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you still collect data.<br />you are still:<br />- stalking profiles.<br />- setting up camp at spy to monitor the profiles you're stalking.<br />- logging in and out of spychat to impersonate your fav ytmnd users gossiping about you.<br />- getting angry at the u&c like its your paraplegic wife who you know will be in diapers for the rest of her life.<br />- editing each days work into your personal ytmnd wiki that exists solely to your spoon feed your baby ego, despite it's true purpose of preserving what you believe is valuable intellectual property to be left to your children.<br /><br />you assemble yourself this way in order to validate the deep hope that you've been shorted like no one else by the pointed and ferocious jealousy of those you believe obsessed with you. to prove it's never been fair and that it's not you, it's them. because you're too good.<br /><br />you keep solving for [b]F[/b]the same equations; lax83 times fearcondom minus zaalnog over max, divided by [b]Y[/b] where [b]Y[/b] stands for whatever happens in spy, which equals rage comments.

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well, correct me if I am wrong, since we are talking about intellectual stuff, isn't burden of proof on the accuser?

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Don't you hate it when people get all intellectual and start citing directly from first semester Classics class?

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#1. RE: stalking --at least 12 of your recent comments are either replies to or directed at me. Once again, you're an utterly baseless fucking retarded moron and just plain fucking wrong.<br /> <br />#2. I never asked you to respect me. In fact, I've never asked a thing from you. I'm simply unrelentingly pointing out your self-aggrandized, self-parodying, hypocritical bullshit. You've called me a troll dozens of times without ever accepting that you consistently engage in debate, right or wrong (usually wrong) for debate's sake. At least I'm honest: I'm trolling stupid people on ytmnd. You are self-delusional and utterly fucking hypocritical because you [i]THINK[/i] you are being sincere. In reality, you're just a pseudo-internet intellectual opinion terrorist who's never once added a single thing of value to this community, despite your misguided belief that you're somehow "above the fray."<br /> <br />Case in point, you regularly associate, both on ytmnd and elsewhere, with racist, misogynist, homophobic pieces of shit. You defended rodheh for years against my critiques--all the while apparently unaware (imagine that, mDS oblivious; who'd a thunk?!) that I was 100% correct about him harassing gay people on DevientArt. You are "friends" with uncircumcised, even defending him against my critiques, while it is blatantly clear to anyone who isn't a fucking retarded bong water soaked Muppet that he's a reactionary Catholic zealot who does not believe in equal rights for gays, women, and other minorities. <br /> <br />But go on, you fucking piece of shit moronic excuse for an "internet expert," disassociate yourself again from the truth of how you operate on ytmnd. Lie to yourself some more and pretend that you aren't just a big, hypocritical windbag, hilarious only unintentionally to everyone else watching you flail around like a drowning mute paraplegic:<br /> <br />AAAARRRGGHHHHHLLLLAAARRRRRHHGGFFF!!! <br /> <br />*ploop*

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Yes, Pratt communications design BFA students are known across the land for their intellectual prowess and critical thinking skills and are not at all mocked endlessly and derisively in works like Art School Confidential for being pretentious, ironically moronic know-it-alls with little to nothing to add to the real world.<br /> <br />"Remember, the only piece of paper less valuable than one of your paintings is a B.F.A. degree (from Pratt).": http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzr6yvwiNo1qzyllfo1_500.jpg

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[i]"'ve long speculated that you intentionally act stupid here as some kind of troll.[/i]<br /> <br />I thought that too, for a while, but then confirmed he's a fucking idiot IRL, too. He's the personification of American arrogance: so fucking stupid and overcompensating for low intellect with an outsized ego and image of self that he's literally incapable of both the humility you mention above and understanding how often he misses the point. It's a personality disorder magnified by an obsession with arguing on the internet.<br /> <br />The saddest part is that he thinks it's [i]everyone else's[/i] fault. Because I act like a juvenile asshole here, it's literally impossible, in his eyes, for me to also ever be right, even when all evidence illustrates what a fucking moron, who regularly supports homophobic, misogynistic, racist bigots, he is. He calls my (clearly intentional) bickering behavior trolling, but then regularly attacks random people, even in outdated comments from years ago, because he's a bloviating opinionated asshole.<br /> <br />Worst of all, he fancies himself a sincere, positive, even helpful community member, despite that he once spent a whole comment page ranting against Muslims, that he regularly brags about how much $ he makes (not much for an adult with a college ed, really), boasts about his coding skills, as though this site isn't populated by lots of users with similar or parallel tech skills, regularly upvotes sites by actual racist/xenophobic assholes, and gets his panties in a bunch anytime anyone calls him out for this behavior indicative of a fucking stupid, self-impressed, narcissistic "internet intellectual." While I almost pity him for being such an out of touch moron (seriously, he had to have been a fetal alcohol syndrome baby or dropped on his head or something sad like that) he's also such an asshole that it's more fun and funny to watch him shit in his own moth in public over and over again.

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couple things - I know my voice is not that great - maybe soon after I take care of some other expenses, I will get some voice training.<br /><br />you seem to have this resentment towards the hippie culture. I know where you are coming from on this. If you are a left winger, you are tired of the conservatives associating you with them. no one wants to be a stereotype or thought of as one. everyone wants to be taken seriously, so when you are lumped in with this crowd, then that is much harder.<br /><br />i appreciate your views toward current ytmnd culture. you feel like it has become too middle of the road american. wheras before, you were implying that it was more of an intellectual/eclectic atmosphere. I know what it is like to lose this. your approach seems to be that you want to make the losers feel unwelcome. i suppose that works sometimes. my way is a bit different - i try to be such a boring gentleman that I bore knuckleheads and lowlifes away.

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"™" instantly makes you intellectual and artistic. In an edgy teenager sort of way.

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How is it that you are so much more respected than me even though in spite your comment rating is drastically lower than mine? This even factors in that your current account is roughly a year old.<br /><br />I mean, why should I believe that you have better respect than I do? Where is the proof?<br /><br />Besides, even if that were true, football players have more respect than intellectuals in high school.

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You're such a humanitarian! I think you were really starting to make a breakthrough with him when you said "[i]All you do is get hysterical and hurl insults[/i]." That, I'm sure, really spoke to him, you squirrel fucker. <br /> <br />Also, I'm not trying to one up you, I'm trying to "help" you--just like you're always trying to help other people--to understand what a stupid, moronic, mentally retarded, dunderheaded, thick skulled, ugly, unscrupulous, dim witted, delusional, bongwater soaked Muppet of an anal wart on the ass of ignorance you are.<br /><br />That and I really want to watch my pit bull wipe down the tables with you in a flame war because, even though you think you're some kind of internet intellectual font of wisdom, even-handed sincerity, and straight-talking common sense while my pit bull is afraid of baths and thinks that the vacuum cleaner is possessed by a demon spawn of the Dog God of Chaos, he'd totally crush you in one round, even if you got to take the first shot.

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I liked the part where you represent the "best of the manosphere" the same way every toothless meth headed red neck Storm Front user thinks he represents the purity of the white race. Ehh, what more can one expect from an "internet intellectual" with a "graphic design certificate" from a safety school for shitty "artists"?!

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compared to what? I am very curious about what this allegedly better system to capitalism is. By this, I don't mean read me some essay by some obscure professor/intellectual, I mean something that is currently better in the real world, or was better.

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YOU ARE NOT THE INTELLECTUAL! YOU ARE NOT THE PERSON TO DICTATE TO ME WHAT REALITY IS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, BOY!?

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No, it was obvious to me, I was clearly being a smartass. Your quick reply almost suggests that it is you. And if it is, then it demonstrates you are a hypocrite for alt downvoting.<br /><br />Anyone who pays attention to politics these days understands that racism is mostly on the left, with them blaming whites and males for everything. The people on the right, especially the libertarians are the smartest ones. Most of us have more technical and intellectual jobs versus our rivals on average. We also tend to score higher on IQ tests.<br /><br />And regarding black people, you don't see people on the right bribing poor black people with free stuff for votes, unlike the left, who seems to want them on the welfare plantation forever and ever. We (especially libertarians) want black people, as well as everyone else to succeed on the free market.<br /><br />Also, YTMND is not about you or your tastes. It's clear that you are a narcissist.

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Wait, I never called it, Intellectual. :D

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hey my name is maddog and i read books and went to college i have the last say, art is for the intellectual elite and trump is a bad guy.

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oh sorry for making such long comments before. It's just that I am used to such an intellectually sophisticated crowd.<br /><br />Anyway, to make a long story short: personal and economic autonomy from government > election results.