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I still think we should give supermod powers to ptkfgsmaster2maryo

very powerful scene in the movie

Or...or take voting power away from people who cast votes that Umfuld doesn't approve of. After all, he is the King of YTMND...the police officer who gives people tickets for jaywalking...the highway patrolman who pulls people over for going 76 on a 75 mph road...the cop that follows people with DUI histories and pulls them over for simple things like not signaling when turning into their own driveway at night when there is no other traffic around.

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wow...what a f*cken time machine you have here....now i know what its like to be a kid again, now all you see is this gay f*cken spongebob and rocket power. Kids...if they only had the quality programming my generation did.

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Audio: Bonefish Sam & His Power Orchestra - 'Fake Fun' Pic: The Adventures of Cookie & Cream

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cuse boon aint the power to talk back, cuse he's a little bitch who aint-got-nothin!

Come on Max. Use your Jew Powers and get this site fixed.<br /><br />Censorship? MOON MAN says, "KKK KKK KKK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

joeyjoejoe, while I do agree that moon man sites are cancer, I don't believe censoring particular sites or ideas is a good idea. If anything we need to start getting rid of cancerous users. People like johnnylurg, superdreamkilla, farkle, etc. Mods would be good, but it would be difficult finding people who wouldn't abuse the power. What ever happened with that mod election thing way back when anyway?

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he used his mod powers to make his ip unbannable and create an undead army of clones to overthrow ytmnd.

http://www.last.fm/music/Huey Lewis & The News/_/The Power of Love (BTape Remix)

I always listen to funtastic power while im making a site.

Since you asked I'll give you some quick thoughts on how to improve the mood: create a built in system that punishes "bad" behavior. It doesn't have to be a moderator, in fact, maybe it is best that we keep those features separate. It should definitely be democratically decided what the criteria should be though, or at the very least, it should be decided by max or someone with ytmnd's best interests in mind. A smart, automated filter, if implemented (for sites, comments, account creation) could not be swayed by personal biases and would act as a fail safe in the event that a moderator's integrity has been compromised. This means no more vigilante acts of justice that encourages an alt account arms race. Once users are reverted to the same level playing field, the motivation to troll others will deflate since a large part of it is a power fantasy fulfilled by the distinct advantages of alts. Once users realize that ytmnd is no longer going to deal with their bullshit, everyone will quickly fall in line. And those that don't will be banned. Tell me what you think, and give me ideas on how to elaborate this into something admissible.

gr33nscr33n used to love my sites. <br /><br />http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/7/8/378a46a06ccc25733d4d46393a1cf<br />e42.jpg<br /><br />Read the comment at the top of that. That was my THIRD site. Alas, that vote was changed to a 1 when he spent hours downvoting all of my sites back in December, some with alts. I think I really did piss him off when I was vocal about the featured user thing being flawed, to the point that he is re-writing history. I laughed when I read the part about leading a campaign to get users removed. I love a good piece of fiction. All I did was make a few sites poking fun at the whole setup. <br /><br />http://featureduseriscredittoteam.ytmnd.com/<br />http://pinks.ytmnd.com/<br /><br /><br />(if you can find any others, more power to you)<br /><br />Big campaign, huh?

powerful

the dark side is not more powerful...

[u][i][b]But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.[/b][/i][/u]

I think I shall indulge in a rant -everyone else seems to be.<br /><br />I hate the voting system on this site. <br /><br /><br />The first 10 votes have too weighted an impact on where a site ends up. A worthwhile site can conceivably never make the front page because a small group of users decide they don't like the site or the user. A couple of low votes and it's buried. <br /><br />I used to see this happen all the time. Both for "high-effort" and "low-effort" sites, but I see it way more often with "high-effort" sites. There is an annoying trend among some users to shit on "not-funny" sites and chastise the creators for putting effort into their work. I really hate these fucking debates - guess what kids, your MurdarMachene ripoffs and Moon Man sites are "not funny" to other people too. And not all of us think sites have to be "funny" to have value. <br /><br />There is no effective way for honest users to counter mass downvoters and trolls. The mods are asleep. Sorry guys, but this place is not well moderated, and this "community" needs moderation. It's too easy for people to create alts and downvote others. <br /><br />In fact, the effort it takes to make a site is completely out of proportion with the ease which a "new user" can one-star a site. It's easier to be negative than positive here, which is why the helpful, generous, and creative users never last as long as the negative people who only come to mock others, feel-self-important, and seek justification for their nonsense by joining with other negative users.<br /><br />The truth is that 1-star votes have more power than 5-star votes on a site's fate, and the people that wield this power indiscriminately are ruining the site.

The term troll is subjective. It is not used correctly and is thrown too often. To many, the Moon Crew is a troll group, to many others, it is not. Labeling users "trolls" is just pointless and unfounded.<br /><br />In regards to the current quality of this site.<br /><br />1. The site is not that bad in terms of quality. There are still many awesome sites (such as Moon man sites) that are posted daily.<br /><br />2. The reason average site quality dropped sometime in 2006 is because of your jewy jewishness. When a large amount of minorities entered your website, you did nothing to remove them, as they boosted your site's traffic. It is a scientific fact that niggers ruin everything, so by not deleting them you turned YTMND in a KFC/roller disco/crackhouse/welfare office/taco shack/synagogue/aids infested shit storage. When some users tried to cleanse your website for the benefit of the general populace, you deleted them and sent your website into an even deeper hole.<br /><br />3. More moderation is a bad idea. This place is hellish enough with one power/grey-goose craving madman wandering about, we do not need more. Furthermore, there are no effective ways to punish users. Ban them and they change their IPs, comment ban them and they make an alt just for commenting, delete their sites and you both destroy a part of your own website as well as lament when they make an alt to reupload their favorite sites.<br /><br />4. Voting has always been, and will always be, flawed. It is easily manipulated and abused, and the majority of this site's users do just that. Voting cliques/circlejerks have pervaded your site to a dangerous point. The only users who can be expected to never join a voting circlejerk are Umfuld (because no one likes him), and the members of the Moon Crew (because we are a shining beacon of light in a field of rioting minorities). There is no way to prevent the voting system from being abused, you just have to live with it.

The alternative of the extreme racism your sites embrace is not blandness or lack of personality.<br /><br />Also, witness: a moon krew affiliated user calling other people's sites "cookie-cutter crap" <br /><br />Find a large white power group like stormfront.org and post your animated gifs there. You add no value to this site.

The point of my message is that quality will always be a problem on this site, and doing anything about it is pointless and potentially harmful. Moon man sites are quality sites, although I realize that not everyone agrees with me on that issue. Contrary to popular belief, most members of the Moon Crew also enjoy non-Moon man sites, so we also are bothered by the website's dip in terms of quality YTMNDs. Mainly though, the point of my message is that I would like to see less users whining about the quality of YTMND and more users making quality YTMNDs.<br /><br />I feel as though many users on this site seem to use Moon man sites as a scape goat for all the website's problems. This is unjust, prejudice, and very jewish of them. There is no one issue that caused the downward slope of YTMND in terms of quality. I have previously sent you a very detailed private message outlining and explaining, in great depth, how both Moon Man and the Moon Crew mean no harm to YTMND. This pm also presented a hypothesis on way average site quality dropped, a hypothesis that was backed up with evidence and facts. You responded to this pm stating that you "get the gist". Evidently, you did not get the gist. I encourage you to re-read that pm I sent. I know how hard it is a for a jew to read anything that is not directly related to money, but if you read said pm completely I think we would understand each other better.<br /><br />Deleting a large quantity of YTMNDs would hurt your website tremendously, as we know from past examples. Every website you delete kills a part of YTMND, since YTMND is a collection of miniature websites. As much as I dislike "moonman" (moonman, as I'm sure you know, is Moon Man's less powerful, awful, evil twin. He often spreads shitty ideas such as "tolerance" and "race equality".) I understand that deleting sites involving him would be detrimental to the YTMND community.

Instead, you should try placing "VOTE 1" on your sites. Your troll powers will increase exponentially when everyone does [i]exactly what you command them to do.[/i]

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

[i]No one said anything about smaller government.[/i]<br /><br />you did implicitly when you tried to praise new deal policies and slander libertarians<br /><br />[i] Having regulations on the financial sector is not "big government" - it's good government.[/i]<br /><br />good government, is that kind of like "good mafia"? I don't know what that means. There is no such thing as good government, because they come in to power by being more ruthless and destructive than their enemies and maintain power by stealing money and goods from people.<br /><br />It makes sense to think that evil organizations only produce evil.