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[u][i][b]HELLO; The planet was absolutely flat. Its enormous gravity had long ago crushed into one uniform level the mountains of its fiery youth-mountains whose mightiest peaks had never exceeded a few meters in height. Yet there was life here, for the surface was covered with a myriad geometrical patterns that crawled and moved and changed their color. It was a world of two dimensions, inhabited by beings who could be no more than a fraction of a centimeter in thickness. <br /> And in its sky was such a sun as no opium eater could have imagined in his wildest dreams. Too hot to be white, it was a searing ghost at the frontiers of the ultra-violet, burning its planets with radiations which would be instantly lethal to all earthly forms of life. For millions <br />of kilometers around extended great veils of gas and dust, fluorescing in countless colors as the blasts of ultra-violet tore through them. It was a star against which Earth's pale sun would have been as feeble as a glow-worm at noon. [/b][/i][/u]

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Fancy white magick.

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Yes a decent amount of white people do enjoy the trap aka drugs, your average white american is on one drug or another.

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White people.

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If only I was that smooth as a kid, I would of picked up Bettie White.

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MOAR LIFEGUARD WHALE!!!! WTF!?!?!?

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Holy nippulzzzzzz

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This site is awful, but the truck is a nice shade of white.

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needs more white wine.

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You go to a christmas party at a friend's house, and for some reason, Orson Welles is there. Everyone is talking about it. No one can figure out who knows him. The hostess, a woman you went to college with, just shrugs, her eyes alight with surprise and happy confusion. You don't see Orson Welles, but you can hear him in the other room.<br /> She says she hopes she has enough wine for Orson. She shows you the refrigerator, which is completely full of boxes of Paul Masson white wine. From top to bottom, there is nothing else. "It's like a rap music video directed by Garrison Keillor," you say. <br /> As Orson Welles's voice booms from room to room, the glass vibratesin the windows, and the hostess worries that her Christmas ornaments are going to spontaneously shatter. But they don't, and everyone has a good time. The party does not stop. At midnight, you and Orson Welles make a liquor run, but the shop os closed, and Orson shakes the metal grate in front of the shop window, yelling incoherently. "We are only meat that dreams!" he yells. He's angry, but he's laughing. Then suddenly you are all out on the hostess's patio. The night is ending, the sun is coming up, and you are all eating sushi off of Orson Welles's bare stomach. "I'm tired," he tells you, "I'm tired of feeding you all."

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hope you and all your white-ass friends die in a plane crash

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[b]HOLY CRACKERDOODLE THIS IS YOUR FIRST COMMENT IN LIKE FOREVER. PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK FOR YOUR SAFE RETURN.[/b]

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holy crap

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might as well just say 85% of the US is white???

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oh holy shit, +5 just for effort alone, + another hypothetical 5 for the ytmnd

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holy- ...no, just holy...

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I heard the PotC theme before it even finished loading. Kind of predictable, but white water rafting is fun so...

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[b]HOLY SHIT ANOTHER DAFT PUNK SONG IN THE RECENTLY CREATED SITES.[/b]<br /><br />[b]public view, 26.[/b]<br /><br />[i]public says:[/i]<br /><br />[b]OMG DISCOVERY IS THEE BEST ELECTRONICA ALBUM EVERRR! THAT IS SUCH A COOL SONG BECAUSE OF THE BASS GUITA- SUCH AN UNDERRATED D.P SONG THEY SHOULD REMIX FOR 2012.[/b]<br />[i]fuck kanye west.[/i]

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[b]holy shit. for the first time i actually made a decent, somewhat synced, smooth movie gif. i should pat myself on the back.[/b]

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holy shit, now that Moon Man is unpopular he's decided to hover above computers and annoy people. The guy's unstoppable.

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the white guy looks like he's not in the book.

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good white woman joke

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LOLOLOLOLOL holy shit! I can't believe theres a new one of these!!!

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sooooooooo<br />this is funny [i]why[/i]?<br />because the footage has a non white person dancing in a fashion that wo over here in the US of America might consider do be girly, nancy, sally, or just plain exotic in a [i]faggoty[/i] ass kind of fuckin gay way?<br /><br />please explain or i will vote 1 with [i]all[/i] twenty seven of my alt accounts, and i will PM others and [i]MAKE[/i] them do the same.

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Holy shit!

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That looks like a bunch of guys in white hoods, which means Moon Man must be there. KKK KKK KKK KKK

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HEY IF YOU EVER PLAY THE GAME ILLUSIONS OF GAIA THER IS ONE PART WHERE THERE IS A GROUP CALLED THE "MOON TRIBE" AND THEY ARE THESE FLOATING WHITE HEAD THINGS AND ALS OTHEY SAY "KU KU KU" WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE SOUNDS LIKE "KKK"

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HOLY S#IT! seriously.

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Mark out the points, build the pyre<br />Assemble different drummers, light up the fire<br />Put on your masks and animal skins<br />Illumination, illumination<br /><br />Listen to the drums<br />Between each beat, each beat of the drum<br />Oh beloved mother of liberty<br />Hold me in your arms<br /><br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br /><br />And the day will come before the lights go out<br />Who will you turn to, who will you turn to<br />Choose the crucifixion or Osiris slain<br />Recurring themes, time again<br /><br />Illumination, illumination<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br /><br />Oh, how ingenious the centuries of lies<br />Ezekiel?s chariots streak across the skies<br />Holy books and history texts forget because we know<br />Souls are recycled in the death and resurrection show<br />Oh beloved mother of liberty, come to me<br /><br />Everything I'm taught, amounts to not<br />Everything I learn, the fire shall burn<br />Notions of myself that I'm not<br />Whoever I was is now lost<br /><br />Illumination, illumination<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br /><br />Oh, how ingenious the centuries of lies<br />Ezekiel?s chariots streak across the skies<br />Holy books and history texts forget because we know<br />Souls are recycled in the death and resurrection show<br /><br />Oh, beloved woman of liberty, come to me<br />Burn away all my impurities<br />Hold me in your arms<br /><br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heat<br />Burn burn, burn brightly<br />Burn burn, burn white heatOh, how ingenious the centuries of liesEzekiel?s chariots streak across the skiesHoly books and history texts forget because we knowSouls are recycled in the death and resurrection showOh, beloved woman of libertyHold me in your arms

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HOLY SHIT LMFAO OMG THAT IS AWESOME SOMEONE ELSE HEARD IT TOO #WHOA #WOW