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Fair enough. I only used Steve because he died recently and it made logical sense that if any rich dead guy was going to come back as a cyborg it would be him.<br /><br />That would be awesome.

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i heard if you set your ps2 clock forward a year he dies from AIDS

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he just died, show some respect

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He died while walking up stairs.<br /><br /><br />Exercise killed Heavy D.

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andy rotate died and they rebilt him as the 60 minute dollar man tend dibeasty

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do you wanna hear something funny? after all you've done I still would've saved you.<br /><br />*chuckles*hahahaha thats pretty funny *coughs**gasps*<dies>

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Spoiler: Umfuld dies... from aids.

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5'd before it loaded. fav'd after I died

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There's no bread, let them eat cake<br />There's no end to what they'll take<br />Flaunt the fruits of noble birth<br />Wash the salt into the earth<br /><br />But they're marching to Bastille Day<br />La guillotine will claim her bloody prize<br />Free the dungeons of the innocent<br />The king will kneel and let his kingdom rise<br /><br />Bloodstained velvet, dirty lace<br />Naked fear on every face<br />See them bow their heads to die<br />As we would bow as they rode by<br /><br />And we're marching to Bastille Day<br />La guillotine will claim her bloody prize<br />Sing, oh choirs of cacophony<br />The king has kneeled to let his kingdom rise<br /><br />Lessons taught, but never learned<br />All around us, anger burns<br />Guide the future by the past<br />Long ago, the mold was cast<br /><br />For they marched up to Bastille Day<br />La guillotine claimed her bloody prize<br />Hear the echoes of the centuries<br />Power isn't all that money buys

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Invisible to telescopic eye<br />Infinity, the star that would not die<br />All who dare to cross her course<br />Are swallowed by a fearsome force<br />Through the void, to be destroyed<br />Or is there something more?<br />Atomized at the core<br />Or through the astral door<br />To soar<br /><br />I set a course just east of Lyra<br />And northwest of Pegasus<br />Flew into the light of Deneb<br />Sailed across the Milky Way<br />On my ship, the Rocinante<br />Wheeling through the galaxies<br />Headed for the heart of Cygnus<br />Headlong into mystery<br /><br />The X-ray is her siren song<br />My ship cannot resist her long<br />Nearer to my deadly goal<br />Until the black hole<br />Gains control<br /><br />Spinning, whirling, still descending<br />Like a spiral sea unending<br />Sound and fury drowns my heart<br />Every nerve is torn apart

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Apple actually will release the iPhone 3K because Moon Man exhumed Steve Jobs' corpse and made a suit out of it his remains, and he is going into Apple corporate HQ tomorrow. It will go a little something like this:<br /><br />"Hey guys, Steve Jobs here, I didn't actually die and I am feeling much better now thank you. Just ignore the crescent-shaped protrusion from the top of my head because I am very sensitive about it and still have firing capability. Now I am going to change that crappy iPhone 4S to make it something much better and also to install a proximity sensor that shoots out lasers whenever black people are nearby. There that's done, enjoy the iPhone 3K. Now I am going to steal your microwave popcorn from the break room and replace it with heat-activated anthrax spores, and I will also seed the frozen pizzas with meatball-shaped alien eggs that will hatch after being microwaved and quickly grow into rampaging aliens. It will be just like in that episode of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles except that even more black people will die. ol ol ol. Oh excuse me ma'am, could you please hold that elevator so that I can rape you and stuff your corpse into the janitor's mop bucket, after which I will melt your body down with caustic floor cleaner and then mop your gooey remains all over the linoleum floor because that is what I call personnel redistribution kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"<br /><br />Or something to that effect.

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I put $10 down on Bin Ladin's corpse too, I'm not offended because I've done this before for the same reason. Why do I put shitty copy sites up? well because I dont have hours to work on something original. I have a job, and college, and I put in a good 8-12 hours a day on Battlefield 3.<br /><br />you're the one who's mad bro, next time someone famous dies you'll see this again. and for the third time, just to piss you off ;)

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Hopefully science can resurrect Steve Jobs so he can die again.<br /><br />Ah shit, I didn't know Hightower died. =/<br /><br />One Hightower is worth 10 Steve Jobs.

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lol, fad that died years ago

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What Nate Dogg sung right before he died.

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If Billy Dee Williams dies before the end of the year, I will sponsor $2,011 for the first Lando-related site announcing his death.<br /><br />Also please don't read this message and then go kill him. Seriously.

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Not Even[i] Die Another Day [/i]Music could make this cool.

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Too soon, Harbltron. Too soon. The man just died!

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I do so much to keep YTMND from dying, and nobody gives me any credit.

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Heh, I was just watching botchamania, and it made me think of this. I died laughing when I first saw this. Then when the follow-up was posted, I positively ejaculated.

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so what happens once billy dee williams dies

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Moonington cannot die. Neither can Moon Man

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Well, the only dude to ever truly finish C died this month.

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Doc and Key Lime Pie go back in time to save Marty's parents from dinosaurs

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Some fads should just die...resurrected over and over like tortured monsters. Few users have the skills to breath new life into them. You, sir have the skills.

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Dave C*ckrum was the man who made nightcrawler and help create other characters for marvel he died on november 26th.

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Four, for reminding me of Mitch Hedberg when he commented on the Nascar driver saying "Man.... that guy really loves Tide." Except all I could hear was, "Man that guy really loves pie."

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Braxton did not make any more ytmnds after he died.

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1 because the pie color is black for the screen color

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After the first 2 hours of my nonstop sunsunsun marathon i was struck by a deep and profound insight. The turtle was going to die no matter how many times i watched it. I am sad.