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throw some d's on that bitch

donoso

sorry for using jokes from 2.5 years ago still lol

A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

detroitvampires

An mp3 file of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" downloaded from the iTunes library.

the beef lines are still jammed

mikemuprhy

tonite

"dat little box is tough as a mafukka, i ran ova dat shit wit da caddy n it still didnt break" - Chad Warden

ranges

Chadstein - Feuer Wii

Its a THeme For Style XP i Made When i Was Bored ...its still kindda in the making http://h1.ripway.com/Muchacholoco/Exile.zip

Styleit

http://epicxp.ytmnd.com/

i took this screenshot

maxcaptcha

Big in Japan - Alphaville

no description given.

oldrpgs

frog song

Just wanted to remind America that it still has 5 out of 6 original Charlie's Angels left and that ain't bad.

tanyalives

Charlie's Angels

Old fads but I still love it.

Snapebike

http://bikeranaway.ytmnd.com/

about a year old i know but still i think it is pretty funny

jedivsjew

ytmnd

Call me a noob, but I offer a thousand internets, 15 inches to the E-penis, and an honorable place in this ytmnd, to any user who can help me determine the source of this image. UPDATE: AWARDS GIVEN TO BANNEDINFRANCE

lolololr

your the man now dog your the man now dog. C'mon, it was a good idea even I it wasnt done verry well, it still took an hour

ytmndlovesitself

and nedm ytmnd

glad to hear he's alive and well

isfyrestormstilldead

above+fyrestorm and horndog

Finally, another major landmark in Raymond YTMNDs. Thanks to everyone that's still making these, and everyone that still laughs at them.

raymond200

Raymond

my first 'serious' ytmnd...although its still a joke and not really serious at all. still, im sure alot of you know how i felt. damn downvoters...btw im not an emo f*g, so STFU...i get that its just a website.

onemoment

American Beauty

Still dreaming

the-cycle

Legend4ry - Eastern Horizons

based on my other ytmnd, whenpicardattacks.ytmnd.com

whatpicardwants

Geto Boys - Still

Has it been done before? Yes. Should it be done some more? I guess. Classic. And one of them little fellers still needs to get the (ni) out of his sytem.

Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-pKang-zoom-Boingznourrrwringmm

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

no description given.

oswaldisstillstanding

It still gives me a point?

qfgdate

Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight

A64 set at 1T, not even really fast, and with crappy timings. Still kicks the pants off intel 955x.

athlon64rocksthehouse

DJ Dean - It's a dream

But he is still the coolest.

johnrhythm

John Frusciante - Untitled #10

meh

ootboxman

Zelda

LOL! KHANTMND: Even if it doesn't win, it's still better than any of the other entries!

khanshop

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

no description given.

bartsenemy

Simpsons, Outer Space

A quick, fond ode to an ex-girlfriend. We're actually still friends and she thinks this is cool. I thought that perhaps other YTMND users could relate, hence justifying the use of pictures of a friend.

ytmndforthedumped

edited from Ben Folds Five song

Just showing off the new album art, no new song yet sorry! Still working on it.

threekmafia

AT&T Text To Speech

no description given.

swinger

Stephen Stills

Comic Sans still has a use to non-noobs. I should probably get some sleep.

potentially

Duels - Potential Futures

Still the best system ever

ps3isgreatbut

PS1 startup