| ?ytmnd ownes EmoKid |
Revolver89 |
(3.89) |
1,050 |
2006-10-09 |
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description:
I don't know.. simple joke that just came to mind.. EmoKid69 is not real!
domain:
emokid69
keywords:
emo, owned, suicide, login
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| ?Keyboardcat used improperly. |
ploofull |
(3.89) |
1,860 |
2007-03-07 |
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description:
Keep keyboardcat away from emos!
domain:
keyboardcatsucide
keywords:
catonakeyboardinspace,emo
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| ?Spiderman 3 Explained ***SPOILER*** |
CreepPipe |
(3.89) |
30,424 |
2007-05-06 |
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description:
A bunch of crap happens, he sports an emo haircut, everyone learns a valuable lesson about something, you want 2 hours of your life back...the end.
domain:
washingtonapple
keywords:
spiderman 3, explained, review, summarized, spoiler, coors light
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| ?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,190 |
2011-03-24 |
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description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
keywords:
vampires, Detroit, eminem, Salem's Lot, emos, Yahoo answers, questions, Yahoo, funny, travel, lol, hot, vampire, Twilight, Edward, Robert Pattinson, Jacob, Bella, killing, apocalypse, vampire attack, Mathers, Lose Yourself, ghetto
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| ?Catholic schools 1 - Emos 0 |
Zombiedan |
(3.89) |
10,748 |
2005-11-01 |
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description:
Emos cry because there parents make them clean there rooms to avoid dust build up.
domain:
cathlolicsrawk
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| ?NEW Emo MySpace GIRL suicide by TRAIN! |
HellsAss |
(3.89) |
136,259 |
2005-12-16 |
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description:
Emo MySpace girl acheives suicide by train! Visit http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.aspx or her MySpace http://profile.myspace.com/4746179
domain:
myspacidetrain
keywords:
Emo, Myspace, girl, suicide, train, ytmnd
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| ?Weird Al Blows Shit Up |
Cryokenetic |
(3.89) |
7,368 |
2006-05-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
weirdalblowsshitup
keywords:
weird, al, yankovic, UHF, emo, phillips, cky, bitter, beings
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| ?Dell is emo |
Mikedee |
(3.89) |
11,743 |
2005-12-13 |
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description:
Half Life 2, using Gary Mod done by BjornVR4. Photoshoping by Mikedee.
domain:
Dellemo
keywords:
Dell, Emo, Death, Sad, Half Life 2, HL2
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| ?THE EMO ALPHABET |
obsession |
(3.88) |
5,080 |
2006-04-22 |
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description:
THE IMAGES ARE NOT MINE, I NEVER SAID THEY WERE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THE SOURCES -_-
domain:
emoabc
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| ?Emo Candy |
spoonman123 |
(3.88) |
2,509 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
emocandy
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| ?you BROKE my LAND |
Ubershafted |
(3.88) |
5,739 |
2006-01-15 |
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description:
It's the image of the Indian, Iron Eyes Cody, the guy in the pro-environment commercial that had the people throwing garbage out of a car, and it falls to the feet of Crying Iron Eyes Cody. :*(
domain:
youBROKEmyLAND
keywords:
Crying Indian, Myspace, Suicide, emo, indian, native american, iron eyes cody, emo indian, you broke my life
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| ?I'm not emo! |
echo24 |
(3.88) |
4,027 |
2007-01-19 |
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description:
man i love this fad
domain:
notemoatall
keywords:
not, emo, wtf, boom
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| ?EMO ADEM SANLER stampede. |
dunsparce |
(3.88) |
1,747 |
2008-04-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
stamp
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| ?Emotionally Attached to Wrestling |
EternalotnemeM |
(3.88) |
10,735 |
2005-12-09 |
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description:
This IS real, it's not a sketch or anything fake:
http://www.highspots.com/videos/video.asp?file=ccw_qa_preview.wmv
domain:
EAtW
keywords:
wrestling, wwe, wwf, wcw, tna, roh, ecw, emotionally, attached, emotion, emo, starcade, Q&A
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| ?Myspace Hookup (PTKFGS) |
Jango8899 |
(3.88) |
8,894 |
2006-07-23 |
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description:
The PTKFGS version of Myspace Suicide
domain:
myspacehookup
keywords:
ptkfgs, myspace, suicide, happy, emo
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| ?Emo-ticon |
m4tteo |
(3.88) |
2,665 |
2007-03-20 |
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description:
emo
domain:
icrycuzimemo
keywords:
emo, emoticon, ( -_\)
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| ?Adolf Hitler Ist Emo |
VIVIsectVI |
(3.88) |
20,746 |
2006-01-27 |
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description:
Adolf Hitler Ist Emo
domain:
hitleristemo
keywords:
Hitler, Emo
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| ?smee myspace suicide - Red Dwarf |
Zickzackduck |
(3.88) |
6,610 |
2005-12-04 |
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description:
myspace suicide
domain:
smeeesuicide
keywords:
emo, myspace, suicide, smee, smeee, red dwarf
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| ?For one brief shining moment... |
Illiard |
(3.88) |
10,380 |
2006-09-11 |
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description:
my first 'serious' ytmnd...although its still a joke and not really serious at all. still, im sure alot of you know how i felt. damn downvoters...btw im not an emo f*g, so STFU...i get that its just a website.
domain:
onemoment
keywords:
serious, beauty, one moment, up and coming, ytmnd
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| ?TLDR:FIGHT THE EMO MENACE! |
HellPenguin |
(3.88) |
64,062 |
2005-09-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ppsa
keywords:
emo, TLDR, ppsa, penguin
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| ?Emo kid is having a wonderful time. |
dlw2080 |
(3.88) |
9,007 |
2006-06-09 |
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description:
Emo? Goth? Whatever. Thank god I'm not f*ggy enough to know the difference, lol.
domain:
ekihawt
keywords:
emo,wonderfull time,wonderful,time, goth
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| ?Urban Dictionary is Emo (Music loop fixed) |
Teboodatah |
(3.88) |
2,418 |
2006-07-21 |
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description:
Urbandictionary.com is a funny site, I don't have anything against it. I just noticed this and was bored. Edited it to give it text and fixed the music.
domain:
udisemo
keywords:
Emo, urban, dictionary, urban dictionary, is emo
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| ?Life... Or the Knife? |
swedishkessler |
(3.88) |
5,437 |
2006-09-10 |
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description:
domain:
angela
keywords:
klasky, why suffer, when it can end?
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| ?(nsfw) Myspace + Pedophiles = Love (updated! ref... |
g0osey |
(3.87) |
12,264 |
2005-12-18 |
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description:
Myspace is a place for pedophiles. I'd report this guy but I'm afraid of getting my *ss beat. Gif now synches completely with sound
domain:
myspedos
keywords:
myspace, pedophile, 15, fifteen, year, old, slut, buddy, system, star, wars, episode, 3, three, revenge, of, the sith, anakin, skywalker, darth, vader, full, metal, jacket, wtf, what, the, fuck, simple, plan, suicide, emo, jailbait
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| ?Emo Orange's Buddy List |
IrishCream7 |
(3.87) |
15,730 |
2006-07-30 |
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description:
Image Sources:
http://www.mezzanine-online.com/images/products/T03000/images/1.jpg
http://www.gadgethub.co.uk/upload/Products/Fullsize/juicer-lrg.jpg
http://www.springmillcorp.com/images/orange-peeler-action-200.jpg
http://efnep.ucdavis.edu/images/Foo
domain:
EmoMessenger
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| ?Look at this photograph |
Pajo |
(3.87) |
6,235 |
2005-12-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
writer
keywords:
photograph, myspace, emo, nickelback, photo, suicide, josh, nickel, nickel back
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| ?Hey Emo, STFU |
RaCailum |
(3.87) |
6,160 |
2006-07-17 |
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description:
Bla
domain:
emovsafrica
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| ?The Uneasy Big Easy - Geraldo |
coldpenguin |
(3.87) |
11,506 |
2005-09-05 |
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description:
Geraldo Rivera saves New Orleans. A Musical. Song is 2 minutes long.
domain:
geraldo
keywords:
awesome, cool, wow, rita, emo, ownage, pwnage, rivera, geraldo, geraldo rivera, hurricane, katrina, hurricane katrina, new, orleans, new orleans, louisiana, news, fox, fox news, music, musical, conan, uneasy, easy, big, old ladies, chopper, bush,
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| ?The Ultimate in Awesome |
Toad-88 |
(3.87) |
2,768 |
2006-03-15 |
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description:
Couldnt get the song I wanted to...may change that in the future, but yeah shouldnt need much more of an explanation than that i dont think...
domain:
aweinspiringawesome
keywords:
gay ass nigga star wars awesome awe inspiring sweet tempo championship ut q3 fag fuck fuel nigga stole my emo cock lol rofl lmao wtf stfu no need for that nonsense in this keyword description miltion stapler bird piccard jean-luc sonic you ass who the hel
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| ?When Doves Cry (Usually On The Way Down) |
hailseitan666 |
(3.87) |
3,768 |
2007-01-19 |
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description:
Prince was just too f*cking sexy for emo. I mean...like...in a hetero-sexy way. Dude. Props to www.goodjoke.com for help with the idea.
domain:
dovescryonthewaydown
keywords:
doves, when doves cry, prince, purple rain
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