Created on: March 10th, 2006

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Description:

Dew entry with subtle commentary on TV addiction if you want to read into it. I prefer raphsais.ytmnd.com since foreign songs are easy targets for this

Foreground Origin:

Dish sales site

Sound Origin:

Rammstein - Ohne Dich

Keywords:

rammstein

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cable

dew

dew army

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AskAak

March 11th, 2006

1:28:50 AM CST

(0)

tv rules

MasterSitsu

March 11th, 2006

8:00:18 AM CST

(0)

good job.

OmniIcyshelf

March 11th, 2006

11:37:08 PM CST

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SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING! RAMMSTEIN! FIVE!

Pettitman

March 11th, 2006

11:37:31 PM CST

(0)

haaaaaa

natall

March 11th, 2006

11:37:51 PM CST

(0)

Thats it, im through with ytmnd. f*cking dew army. Or at least until this horrid sh*t blows over.

TeflonMaster

March 11th, 2006

11:37:51 PM CST

(0)

REPRESENT

ac6517

March 11th, 2006

11:39:37 PM CST

(0)

only you dish

Valawrath

March 11th, 2006

11:41:14 PM CST

(0)

cable >>>>>>>>>>>> dish though kthx

Phibezeit

March 11th, 2006

11:41:15 PM CST

(0)

Rammstein gets a five every day. Dew army or not, especially not a widely known song either.

Dreamparacite

March 11th, 2006

11:46:04 PM CST

(0)

Props for Rammstein

March 11th, 2006

(0)

March 11th, 2006

(0)

WTF oh yeah, and Rammstein

OmniIcyshelf

March 11th, 2006

11:50:38 PM CST

(0)

Nobody misses you natall

GiantTarget

March 11th, 2006

11:50:43 PM CST

(0)

I always thought of owning a dish.

Link459

March 11th, 2006

11:52:40 PM CST

(0)

Lewl

Hyro

March 11th, 2006

11:55:48 PM CST

(0)

Rammstein is my favorite band but people 5ing for bands is ghei. 5'd for funny

boomaga

March 11th, 2006

11:56:09 PM CST

(0)

"Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein, ohne dich... mit dir will ich ?au-helein ?" - Anyone catch that last word ?

thwak

March 11th, 2006

11:58:00 PM CST

(0)

and I do own a dish, I also used to own a dish player too but my brother broke it :(

freew0lfy

March 11th, 2006

11:58:55 PM CST

(0)

Logged in just to five.

Patriarch

March 11th, 2006

11:59:35 PM CST

(0)

hahaah!!

uphoric

March 12th, 2006

12:56:14 AM CST

(0)

It sounds to me like "Ohne dich kann ich nicht seing, ohne dich. Mit dir bin ich auch allein, ohne dich"

Virty

March 12th, 2006

12:58:35 AM CST

(0)

http://lemonbush.ytmnd.com/ BUSH is RESIGNING!!!

dave-sempai

March 12th, 2006

1:11:01 AM CST

(0)

dish refused to fix my storm damaged dish.

PieroPalazzo

March 12th, 2006

1:11:33 AM CST

(0)

one of the better DEW ARMY ytmnds. Was going to 4 but gave a +1 for being well baited

earth59x

March 12th, 2006

1:14:39 AM CST

(0)

5d for my favorite song

WeHeartKatamari

March 12th, 2006

1:41:30 AM CST

(0)

The name makes it alive.

Duz

March 12th, 2006

1:53:10 AM CST

(0)

o. m. f. g.

Faust

March 12th, 2006

2:57:13 AM CST

(0)

Freakin win. Dew pwns

J-Triumf

March 12th, 2006

3:06:01 AM CST

(0)

Stop overpaying for cable...and overpay for satellite instead.

Azp2k32

March 12th, 2006

3:51:10 AM CST

(0)

Satellite sucks!

NekoNick

March 12th, 2006

3:52:53 AM CST

(0)

4 for Rammstein. Honestly, I thought YTMND had suddenly been invaded by advertising.

Akago

March 12th, 2006

5:16:21 AM CST

(0)

Perfect choice of music.

Teknorat

March 12th, 2006

5:45:31 AM CST

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I knew what the sound would be before it even loaded.

spedmonger

March 12th, 2006

7:57:32 AM CST

(0)

funny, but satellite dishes suck. GET DIGITAL CABLE, NUB

Paulunga

March 12th, 2006

8:30:26 AM CST

(0)

Not a widely known song? What about the music video on MTV? Oh right, most people here aren't German...

Rafe

March 12th, 2006

9:07:02 AM CST

(0)

I can't live with or without you.

AsKo25

March 12th, 2006

9:23:48 AM CST

(0)

I DID NOT EXPECT RAMMSTEIN

Vomitbrood

March 12th, 2006

9:23:49 AM CST

(0)

5 Points, Rammstein Rocks.

H4z4rd0us

March 12th, 2006

9:35:07 AM CST

(0)

your my new wife

koios

March 12th, 2006

9:57:05 AM CST

(0)

Pretty good.^^

Jaku

March 12th, 2006

10:03:12 AM CST

(0)

Rammstein=instant FIVE

localcrewshirts2

March 12th, 2006

10:05:29 AM CST

(0)

!!!!!! this is f*ckin hilarious. "ohne dich" means without you. or does it?

Jeffiroth

March 12th, 2006

10:06:27 AM CST

(0)

Oh sure, _this_ is funny, but when I try it, it's lame. http://meintile.ytmnd.com/

sweetwater

March 12th, 2006

10:21:05 AM CST

(0)

yay! Five!

Tails101beta

March 12th, 2006

10:35:44 AM CST

(0)

Dew army is becoming boring, plus digital cable > satellite.

XxTopCatxX

March 12th, 2006

10:37:21 AM CST

(0)

ROFL!!!!!!!

Pockybox

March 12th, 2006

10:46:28 AM CST

(0)

Great song, glad it never got mainstream.

SpaceDolphin

March 12th, 2006

11:05:16 AM CST

(0)

sexcellent

webbslinga411

March 12th, 2006

11:11:50 AM CST

(0)

5'd for the perfect Rammstein implication

The1337Dude

March 12th, 2006

11:11:56 AM CST

(0)

Funny. But, Cable owns Satelite.

shock-value

March 12th, 2006

11:13:39 AM CST

(0)

Nice YTMND. Dishes suck though, at least for high definition. They have to compress the signal too much so that it looks ugly. Stick with cable.

March 12th, 2006

(0)

March 12th, 2006

(0)

Cabe > Dish.... fuxing reception

sAge

March 12th, 2006

11:42:32 AM CST

(0)

Wish for 2 and a half stars option...

rocky221

March 12th, 2006

11:47:40 AM CST

(0)

good

Fly1ngTo4st3r

March 12th, 2006

11:57:51 AM CST

(0)

cable > dish. that aside, this YTMND is funny as hell.

bmcd10

March 12th, 2006

12:03:09 PM CST

(0)

Why in the hell are people voting based on whether they like cable better? You people are clearly retarded.

Zero-Omega

March 12th, 2006

12:17:49 PM CST

(0)

5 for rammstein, subliminal messages, and the fact that dishes do indeed suck

Charlok

March 12th, 2006

12:22:00 PM CST

(0)

Rammstein FTW, No On Demand FTL.

intervention

March 12th, 2006

12:24:03 PM CST

(0)

What does Ohne Dich mean? 3 until someone translate it.

Virty

March 12th, 2006

12:28:52 PM CST

(0)

3'd, Rammstein for the win, but anti-cable propaganda for the lose.

Juputoru

March 12th, 2006

12:29:25 PM CST

(0)

"ohne dich" means "without you". Anyway, great YTMND even though cable>satellite.

March 12th, 2006

(0)

March 12th, 2006

(0)

rammstein=instant 5

Pauly

March 12th, 2006

1:28:29 PM CST

(0)

Yes Rammstein! 5'd

silverfirex

March 12th, 2006

1:41:24 PM CST

(0)

http://motor.ytmnd.com Rammstein needs to come to North America again

spoofm0nkey

March 12th, 2006

1:46:20 PM CST

(0)

Haha! I hate these commercials! Good one though.

oneoffcomment

March 12th, 2006

2:02:22 PM CST

(0)

1'd for...meh

Sniperdude

March 12th, 2006

2:39:11 PM CST

(0)

f*ck satellite

UltraMan1

March 12th, 2006

2:42:49 PM CST

(0)

Screw Dish. Cabel Rules.

pincone

March 12th, 2006

2:54:23 PM CST

(0)

5'd for Rammstein. even if it is the dipsh*t dew army.

pincone

March 12th, 2006

2:56:49 PM CST

(0)

and the actual song lyrics mean"Without you I cannot be Without you With you I am alone too Without you Without you I count the hours without you With you the seconds stand still They aren't worth it" lol german emo.

Shadowbolt

March 12th, 2006

2:58:30 PM CST

(0)

RAWR

AngilasGuy

March 12th, 2006

3:16:40 PM CST

(0)

hahahaha I thought it sucked at first but then the music came in and made it awesome, 5 for j00!

SatelliteOfLove

March 12th, 2006

3:19:53 PM CST

(0)

Unexpected = 5

Bobdole23

March 12th, 2006

3:23:55 PM CST

(0)

no no no

Jman120

March 12th, 2006

3:24:26 PM CST

(0)

RIFK rammstine own

allamerican

March 12th, 2006

3:48:46 PM CST

(0)

This is surely funny, but cable > satellite so -1

Dead-Prophet

March 12th, 2006

3:51:12 PM CST

(0)

I agree, I love my cable, I was just basing it of those stupid commercials.

MessedRocker

March 12th, 2006

4:25:08 PM CST

(0)

Didn't see that one coming...

nachoo

March 12th, 2006

4:27:46 PM CST

(0)

Nicely done! 4 cos there was something missing....But the four gave it a kick! wee! Own a dish!

March 12th, 2006

(0)

March 12th, 2006

(0)

Hilarious. Totally got me.

Goaliegeek

March 12th, 2006

4:53:59 PM CST

(0)

I love Dish Network! I have a Dish!

mrpibbs

March 12th, 2006

4:56:40 PM CST

(0)

zomg you wins the internets w/ rammstein.

Zazabar

March 12th, 2006

5:17:32 PM CST

(0)

lol tight

EviLdAy

March 12th, 2006

5:25:20 PM CST

(0)

awsome

pressgang

March 12th, 2006

5:53:27 PM CST

(0)

On Demand > Weather problems

brine

March 12th, 2006

5:56:19 PM CST

(0)

my dish was owned.

Fr4ff

March 12th, 2006

5:59:01 PM CST

(0)

4 for audio.

altereifersucht

March 12th, 2006

6:04:03 PM CST

(0)

I logged in to 5 and comment on this!

TheRaven7

March 12th, 2006

6:42:14 PM CST

(0)

I almost 1'd this until I realized it was a Dew Army site. You may wish to put "Dew Army" in the keyword box or the site title so people get it.

TehFunksta

March 12th, 2006

7:13:06 PM CST

(0)

I love how idiots are actually 1 starring this website because they think cable is better than the dish. IT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE 'OWN A DISH'

zagaberoo

March 12th, 2006

7:15:39 PM CST

(0)

Without you can I not be, without you! with you am I also alone, without you... (directly translated by yours truly)

Decapitated

March 12th, 2006

7:34:57 PM CST

(0)

I NEVER spam my sites, but my site right here should be up there with the other similar sites like this. http://anegroinacage.ytmnd.com/

Tellevision

March 12th, 2006

8:37:12 PM CST

(0)

We need more YTMNDs like this.

COMBATCHRIST

March 12th, 2006

8:57:44 PM CST

(0)

Rammstein is terrible

Shyrangerr

March 12th, 2006

9:29:23 PM CST

(0)

Cable>satelitte

anon3334

March 12th, 2006

9:34:42 PM CST

(0)

lmao

Blazeman

March 12th, 2006

9:37:14 PM CST

(0)

It's a trade-off...You pay less with satellite dishes, but cable is much more reliable, and better quality.

PubertyFairy

March 12th, 2006

9:39:24 PM CST

(0)

Cable > Satelite

JackR

March 12th, 2006

10:19:49 PM CST

(0)

I do own a Dish, and I love it. Reception never gives out, better quality than cable ever had, more channels, and costs less. I can't live without my Dish.

SpACatta

March 12th, 2006

10:20:26 PM CST

(0)

Haha, hilarious. You are a genius.

truemornings

March 13th, 2006

10:36:38 PM CST

(0)

Dish sucks.

SirLemming

March 13th, 2006