Stop overpaying for cable...
Created on: March 10th, 2006
Stop overpaying for cable...
Dead-Prophet 
ownadish.ytmnd.com
Dew entry with subtle commentary on TV addiction if you want to read into it. I prefer raphsais.ytmnd.com since foreign songs are easy targets for this
Dish sales site
Rammstein - Ohne Dich

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AskAak
March 11th, 2006
1:28:50 AM CST
(0)
tv rules
MasterSitsu
March 11th, 2006
8:00:18 AM CST
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good job.
OmniIcyshelf
March 11th, 2006
11:37:08 PM CST
(0)
SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING! RAMMSTEIN! FIVE!
Pettitman
March 11th, 2006
11:37:31 PM CST
(0)
haaaaaa
natall
March 11th, 2006
11:37:51 PM CST
(0)
Thats it, im through with ytmnd. f*cking dew army. Or at least until this horrid sh*t blows over.
TeflonMaster
March 11th, 2006
11:37:51 PM CST
(0)
REPRESENT
ac6517
March 11th, 2006
11:39:37 PM CST
(0)
only you dish
Valawrath
March 11th, 2006
11:41:14 PM CST
(0)
cable >>>>>>>>>>>> dish though kthx
Phibezeit
March 11th, 2006
11:41:15 PM CST
(0)
Rammstein gets a five every day. Dew army or not, especially not a widely known song either.
Dreamparacite
March 11th, 2006
11:46:04 PM CST
(0)
Props for Rammstein
banshee1020
March 11th, 2006
11:46:26 PM CST
(0)
speedfreek
March 11th, 2006
11:47:59 PM CST
(0)
WTF oh yeah, and Rammstein
OmniIcyshelf
March 11th, 2006
11:50:38 PM CST
(0)
Nobody misses you natall
GiantTarget
March 11th, 2006
11:50:43 PM CST
(0)
I always thought of owning a dish.
Link459
March 11th, 2006
11:52:40 PM CST
(0)
Lewl
Hyro
March 11th, 2006
11:55:48 PM CST
(0)
Rammstein is my favorite band but people 5ing for bands is ghei. 5'd for funny
boomaga
March 11th, 2006
11:56:09 PM CST
(0)
"Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein, ohne dich... mit dir will ich ?au-helein ?" - Anyone catch that last word ?
thwak
March 11th, 2006
11:58:00 PM CST
(0)
and I do own a dish, I also used to own a dish player too but my brother broke it :(
freew0lfy
March 11th, 2006
11:58:55 PM CST
(0)
Logged in just to five.
Patriarch
March 11th, 2006
11:59:35 PM CST
(0)
hahaah!!
uphoric
March 12th, 2006
12:56:14 AM CST
(0)
It sounds to me like "Ohne dich kann ich nicht seing, ohne dich. Mit dir bin ich auch allein, ohne dich"
Virty
March 12th, 2006
12:58:35 AM CST
(0)
http://lemonbush.ytmnd.com/ BUSH is RESIGNING!!!
dave-sempai
March 12th, 2006
1:11:01 AM CST
(0)
dish refused to fix my storm damaged dish.
PieroPalazzo
March 12th, 2006
1:11:33 AM CST
(0)
one of the better DEW ARMY ytmnds. Was going to 4 but gave a +1 for being well baited
earth59x
March 12th, 2006
1:14:39 AM CST
(0)
5d for my favorite song
WeHeartKatamari
March 12th, 2006
1:41:30 AM CST
(0)
The name makes it alive.
Duz
March 12th, 2006
1:53:10 AM CST
(0)
o. m. f. g.
Faust
March 12th, 2006
2:57:13 AM CST
(0)
Freakin win. Dew pwns
J-Triumf
March 12th, 2006
3:06:01 AM CST
(0)
Stop overpaying for cable...and overpay for satellite instead.
Azp2k32
March 12th, 2006
3:51:10 AM CST
(0)
Satellite sucks!
NekoNick
March 12th, 2006
3:52:53 AM CST
(0)
4 for Rammstein. Honestly, I thought YTMND had suddenly been invaded by advertising.
Akago
March 12th, 2006
5:16:21 AM CST
(0)
Perfect choice of music.
Teknorat
March 12th, 2006
5:45:31 AM CST
(0)
I knew what the sound would be before it even loaded.
spedmonger
March 12th, 2006
7:57:32 AM CST
(0)
funny, but satellite dishes suck. GET DIGITAL CABLE, NUB
Paulunga
March 12th, 2006
8:30:26 AM CST
(0)
Not a widely known song? What about the music video on MTV? Oh right, most people here aren't German...
Rafe
March 12th, 2006
9:07:02 AM CST
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I can't live with or without you.
AsKo25
March 12th, 2006
9:23:48 AM CST
(0)
I DID NOT EXPECT RAMMSTEIN
Vomitbrood
March 12th, 2006
9:23:49 AM CST
(0)
5 Points, Rammstein Rocks.
H4z4rd0us
March 12th, 2006
9:35:07 AM CST
(0)
your my new wife
koios
March 12th, 2006
9:57:05 AM CST
(0)
Pretty good.^^
Jaku
March 12th, 2006
10:03:12 AM CST
(0)
Rammstein=instant FIVE
localcrewshirts2
March 12th, 2006
10:05:29 AM CST
(0)
!!!!!! this is f*ckin hilarious. "ohne dich" means without you. or does it?
Jeffiroth
March 12th, 2006
10:06:27 AM CST
(0)
Oh sure, _this_ is funny, but when I try it, it's lame. http://meintile.ytmnd.com/
sweetwater
March 12th, 2006
10:21:05 AM CST
(0)
yay! Five!
Tails101beta
March 12th, 2006
10:35:44 AM CST
(0)
Dew army is becoming boring, plus digital cable > satellite.
XxTopCatxX
March 12th, 2006
10:37:21 AM CST
(0)
ROFL!!!!!!!
Pockybox
March 12th, 2006
10:46:28 AM CST
(0)
Great song, glad it never got mainstream.
SpaceDolphin
March 12th, 2006
11:05:16 AM CST
(0)
sexcellent
webbslinga411
March 12th, 2006
11:11:50 AM CST
(0)
5'd for the perfect Rammstein implication
The1337Dude
March 12th, 2006
11:11:56 AM CST
(0)
Funny. But, Cable owns Satelite.
shock-value
March 12th, 2006
11:13:39 AM CST
(0)
Nice YTMND. Dishes suck though, at least for high definition. They have to compress the signal too much so that it looks ugly. Stick with cable.
Xanatos
March 12th, 2006
11:35:13 AM CST
(0)
sAge
March 12th, 2006
11:38:47 AM CST
(0)
Cabe > Dish.... fuxing reception
sAge
March 12th, 2006
11:42:32 AM CST
(0)
Wish for 2 and a half stars option...
rocky221
March 12th, 2006
11:47:40 AM CST
(0)
good
Fly1ngTo4st3r
March 12th, 2006
11:57:51 AM CST
(0)
cable > dish. that aside, this YTMND is funny as hell.
bmcd10
March 12th, 2006
12:03:09 PM CST
(0)
Why in the hell are people voting based on whether they like cable better? You people are clearly retarded.
Zero-Omega
March 12th, 2006
12:17:49 PM CST
(0)
5 for rammstein, subliminal messages, and the fact that dishes do indeed suck
Charlok
March 12th, 2006
12:22:00 PM CST
(0)
Rammstein FTW, No On Demand FTL.
intervention
March 12th, 2006
12:24:03 PM CST
(0)
What does Ohne Dich mean? 3 until someone translate it.
Virty
March 12th, 2006
12:28:52 PM CST
(0)
3'd, Rammstein for the win, but anti-cable propaganda for the lose.
Juputoru
March 12th, 2006
12:29:25 PM CST
(0)
"ohne dich" means "without you". Anyway, great YTMND even though cable>satellite.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
March 12th, 2006
12:49:22 PM CST
(0)
w00tcakes01
March 12th, 2006
12:53:48 PM CST
(0)
rammstein=instant 5
Pauly
March 12th, 2006
1:28:29 PM CST
(0)
Yes Rammstein! 5'd
silverfirex
March 12th, 2006
1:41:24 PM CST
(0)
http://motor.ytmnd.com Rammstein needs to come to North America again
spoofm0nkey
March 12th, 2006
1:46:20 PM CST
(0)
Haha! I hate these commercials! Good one though.
oneoffcomment
March 12th, 2006
2:02:22 PM CST
(0)
1'd for...meh
Sniperdude
March 12th, 2006
2:39:11 PM CST
(0)
f*ck satellite
UltraMan1
March 12th, 2006
2:42:49 PM CST
(0)
Screw Dish. Cabel Rules.
pincone
March 12th, 2006
2:54:23 PM CST
(0)
5'd for Rammstein. even if it is the dipsh*t dew army.
pincone
March 12th, 2006
2:56:49 PM CST
(0)
and the actual song lyrics mean"Without you I cannot be Without you With you I am alone too Without you Without you I count the hours without you With you the seconds stand still They aren't worth it" lol german emo.
Shadowbolt
March 12th, 2006
2:58:30 PM CST
(0)
RAWR
AngilasGuy
March 12th, 2006
3:16:40 PM CST
(0)
hahahaha I thought it sucked at first but then the music came in and made it awesome, 5 for j00!
SatelliteOfLove
March 12th, 2006
3:19:53 PM CST
(0)
Unexpected = 5
Bobdole23
March 12th, 2006
3:23:55 PM CST
(0)
no no no
Jman120
March 12th, 2006
3:24:26 PM CST
(0)
RIFK rammstine own
allamerican
March 12th, 2006
3:48:46 PM CST
(0)
This is surely funny, but cable > satellite so -1
Dead-Prophet
March 12th, 2006
3:51:12 PM CST
(0)
I agree, I love my cable, I was just basing it of those stupid commercials.
MessedRocker
March 12th, 2006
4:25:08 PM CST
(0)
Didn't see that one coming...
nachoo
March 12th, 2006
4:27:46 PM CST
(0)
Nicely done! 4 cos there was something missing....But the four gave it a kick! wee! Own a dish!
Hexane
March 12th, 2006
4:34:48 PM CST
(0)
Moskau
March 12th, 2006
4:40:36 PM CST
(0)
Hilarious. Totally got me.
Goaliegeek
March 12th, 2006
4:53:59 PM CST
(0)
I love Dish Network! I have a Dish!
mrpibbs
March 12th, 2006
4:56:40 PM CST
(0)
zomg you wins the internets w/ rammstein.
Zazabar
March 12th, 2006
5:17:32 PM CST
(0)
lol tight
EviLdAy
March 12th, 2006
5:25:20 PM CST
(0)
awsome
pressgang
March 12th, 2006
5:53:27 PM CST
(0)
On Demand > Weather problems
brine
March 12th, 2006
5:56:19 PM CST
(0)
my dish was owned.
Fr4ff
March 12th, 2006
5:59:01 PM CST
(0)
4 for audio.
altereifersucht
March 12th, 2006
6:04:03 PM CST
(0)
I logged in to 5 and comment on this!
TheRaven7
March 12th, 2006
6:42:14 PM CST
(0)
I almost 1'd this until I realized it was a Dew Army site. You may wish to put "Dew Army" in the keyword box or the site title so people get it.
TehFunksta
March 12th, 2006
7:13:06 PM CST
(0)
I love how idiots are actually 1 starring this website because they think cable is better than the dish. IT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE 'OWN A DISH'
zagaberoo
March 12th, 2006
7:15:39 PM CST
(0)
Without you can I not be, without you! with you am I also alone, without you... (directly translated by yours truly)
Decapitated
March 12th, 2006
7:34:57 PM CST
(0)
I NEVER spam my sites, but my site right here should be up there with the other similar sites like this. http://anegroinacage.ytmnd.com/
Tellevision
March 12th, 2006
8:37:12 PM CST
(0)
We need more YTMNDs like this.
COMBATCHRIST
March 12th, 2006
8:57:44 PM CST
(0)
Rammstein is terrible
Shyrangerr
March 12th, 2006
9:29:23 PM CST
(0)
Cable>satelitte
anon3334
March 12th, 2006
9:34:42 PM CST
(0)
lmao
Blazeman
March 12th, 2006
9:37:14 PM CST
(0)
It's a trade-off...You pay less with satellite dishes, but cable is much more reliable, and better quality.
PubertyFairy
March 12th, 2006
9:39:24 PM CST
(0)
Cable > Satelite
JackR
March 12th, 2006
10:19:49 PM CST
(0)
I do own a Dish, and I love it. Reception never gives out, better quality than cable ever had, more channels, and costs less. I can't live without my Dish.
SpACatta
March 12th, 2006
10:20:26 PM CST
(0)
Haha, hilarious. You are a genius.
truemornings
March 13th, 2006
10:36:38 PM CST
(0)
Dish sucks.
SirLemming
March 13th, 2006
11:55:27 PM CST
(0)
WHO GIVES A CRAP WHETHER CABLE OR SATELLITE IS BETTER
M15Limited
June 29th, 2006
12:35:30 AM CDT
(0)
+4 for subilminal messages. By the way, cable is okay, except if you have Cablevision. They suck. Big time.