The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.
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Undeniably hilarious, but fake / staged. Telemarketers sit in a large room with around 30 other people within two or three feet of each other. Their boss regularly patrols the rows they sit in to make sure they are not getting detracted from selling the product. If they somehow are, though that extremely rarely happens, they are instructed to hang up.
When they are hired, they are exempt from any law that may be imposed upon them over the phone. Not even obstruction of justice.
Undeniably hilarious, but fake / staged. Telemarketers sit in a large room with around 30 other people within two or three feet of each other. Their boss regularly patrols the rows they sit in to make sure they are not getting detracted from selling the product. If they somehow are, though that extremely rarely happens, they are instructed to hang up.
When they are hired, they are exempt from any law that may be imposed upon them over the phone. Not even obstruction of justice.
Great clip, but I had to point out that the statement made by FreemanNate is quite wrong. Telemarketers can hang up at any point they feel they are being threatened, harassed, or are having company time wasted that could be used for other calls. The latter on that list is to be proceeded by something along the lines of "thanks for calling" and then an immediate hangup. All calls that are cancelled by the telemarketer for any of the said reasons are usually either reported or logged, and that's about it.
Wow at all the nutcase YTMNDers who downvote because this isn't original. YTMND started as a clip depository, basically, but it was funny. This site is truer to the spirit of YTMND than the half-flash movie things that you people consider worthy of your 5s. Frankly, if a site entertains me, I'm going to give it a good score. And this was entertaining.
Muk 1000... The "you're the man now dog" line in Finding Forester wasn't supposed to be funny. He wasn't telling a joke. It was supposed to be dramatic and moving. This audio recording is funny- you can tell it's funny by the very helpful DJ laughter, which I like to use to help me identify the particularly funny parts as I listen. This clip is funny, but does it deserve to be the 6th highest rated site of all time? Don't be ridiculous. I'd give it a 4 it you guys hadn't made it so overrated.
Yes, I'm a moron... ok. You really think they wanted the audience to laugh when Sean Connery said that line during Finding Forester? That's the whole point of this site assclown- the absurdity of the line, made so much more obvious through the repetitive looping wav file. Nevermind. Why am I trying to educate narvs? You're right I am a moron.
You boneheads. Where the hell do you think this audio came from? HINT: It's NOT YTMND. And I'd hardly call a transcript of said bit from The Bob and Tom Show something excessively creative. Go on and raid, and I'll laugh at the general futility. Drama aside... Bob and Tom don't play this bit enough.
this is hilarious, except that i heard this on the radio two days ago. this isn't what YTMND is about, this is what eBaum's does. post sh*t from other places unedited. im not gonna lie, it's frigging hilarious, but you did jack sh*t. 1'd. +1 because i dont want to be an ass. nothing personal man, its just that this isnt what ytmnd is about. +1 again because my girlfriend is giving me a hard time.
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"Wow nice job taking a phone call I'd expect to find on Ebaumsworld, doing
NOTHING with the sound and lazily adding a crappy image. Your 4.4 rating is
well deserved." Who called it motherf*cker? This is exactly the kind of bullsh*t you'd find on Ebaumsworld, and it's no surprise he stole it for himself. Die.
"guys you forget that the "you're the man now dog" ytmnd that started ytmnd
was just a quote from a moive, with a picture in the background, and some
text overlay." Wrong! Max took a line that was not inherently funny and managed to create a cult out of it. All this site has acclomplished is taking an already established as "funny" sound and writing subtitles. My f*cking grandma can do that.
i dont understand why a lot of ytmnder's are being such dinks about it, ytmnd is a site where you can take 2 completely opposite things, put them together, and there you have a masterpiece. SO SHUT THE F*CK UP AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES "SH*T YTMNDS" CAN BE ONE OF THE GREATEST. whining bunch of f*cking f*gs. F*CK YOU MATT, immature whiny piece of flaming sh*t. pisses me off to see people like you. anyways 5/5.
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