Guitar Center's stock explodes!
Created on: August 1st, 2007
Guitar Center's stock explodes!
At these prices, who wouldn't get high!...on the savings, of course.

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August 1st, 2007
(21)
A freind of mines dad had a few sheets of acid in his pocket a few years back. It rained and melted cause he got soaked, the acid ran into his blood stream and now he thinks he is a giant glass of orange juice. Really. And he fears being spilt.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
LOL 2ND, LOL
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
3rd, it must be my lucky day
August 2nd, 2007
(3)
I knew someone like that too. If you pushed him he'd yell, "STOP! YOU'RE GONNA TIP ME OVER!!!!!!11"
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
Did it get into his bloodstream through his skin? Or did he happen to have an open wound where his pocket was?
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
I remember hearing that joke in 10th grade...that was 5 years ago though.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
Winrar is you
August 2nd, 2007
(2)
Another joke older than the internet.
August 1st, 2007
(3)
It took me too long to get the joke...I need sleep soon.
August 1st, 2007
(3)
or drink less Coors :P, jk
August 1st, 2007
(0)
This is how the Grateful Dead started out. Oh, Guitar Center FTW.
August 2nd, 2007
(1)
i went into a guitar center the other day to get a mixer with a crossfader, and the guy said they didnt have any in stock and i was like but it f*cking says in huge neon lights on the outside of this place that you have "DJ EQUIPMENT" and then i left, forever.
August 2nd, 2007
(3)
Yeah, they usually arn't the greatest, but sometimes they do have some very nice gear...that is if that actually have it. I will demand free acid on my next "trip" up there however.
August 2nd, 2007
(4)
Chances are the kid is working there for sh*t pay and jerks off the hot girl the manager promoted so he could ask her to stock the higher sh*t so he could observe the slight jiggle of her soft *ss cheeks as they they struggle up and down that step ladder they use to get up there and hates his f*cking job and the only enjoyment he gets is telling some f*ggot like you to gtfo of the store.
August 2nd, 2007
(3)
Just look for the guy in the silk shirt with flames on it. He'll hook you up.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
Wow
August 2nd, 2007
(2)
5'd for Sanford and Son
(0)
Aye.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
i used to work at a guitar center, it was horrible
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
Nice find, dude.
August 2nd, 2007
(2)
lol Free Acid
August 2nd, 2007
(-2)
i dun get it
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
A Drum Kit Free!?
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
Only for a limited time! Of course you have to by a ton of cymbals and sticks, plus the free drumkit is a "Pacific Drums" one...
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
lol, drop free acid.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
Woulda been better with Purple Haze, But ya can never get enough Sanford n Son!
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
heh... 5'd for your choice of music.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
it even says drop on the left side, this has to be subliminal marketing
August 2nd, 2007
(1)
Not funny.
August 2nd, 2007
(6)
Ya big dummy! If you need an acid trip, how 'bout I just knock you down in the battery section???!?
August 2nd, 2007
(4)
lol :P
August 2nd, 2007
(2)
XD
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
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did fred sanford do acid or something i dont get it
August 2nd, 2007
(5)
LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE DO DRUGS
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
UPDATE: If this makes it a second day, i'll do a techno remix of the Sanford and Son theme.
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
lol, acid
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
I got the same catalog, why this is so highly rate, I dont know
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
How can the stock explode...IF IT'S FREE?!!?!?!? MADNESS!
August 2nd, 2007
(0)
I like it but I think some psycadellic music would have worked better.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
hehe