The most powerful oven ever.
Created on: August 13th, 2007
The most powerful oven ever.
My oven pwns yours (see ovenofpowernewmodel.ytmnd.com for orchestrated music)

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August 13th, 2007
(16)
5'd for chrono trigger music
August 13th, 2007
(10)
88 MPH
August 13th, 2007
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needs more OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13th, 2007
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All life begins with 5 and ends with 5... This is the truth! This is my belief ... at least for now.
August 13th, 2007
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My watch can do that. -2
August 13th, 2007
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Wait a minute, Doc... Are you telling me that you built a TIME MACHINE... out of an oven?
August 14th, 2007
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no, I didn't. I build it out of an ezy bake oven. WTF DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU MORON?!1111111shift111
August 14th, 2007
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1.21 GIGAWATT'S!!11
August 14th, 2007
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August 14th, 2007
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its not a time machine, it only STOPS time, like on the old zelda game when you pick up one of them clocks and time stops and you run around killin stuff *reminisces*
August 14th, 2007
(50)
Wanted: Someone to cook a chicken casserole with me. Must bring own spices. I've only done this once before.
August 14th, 2007
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Mine name is Amana Radar-range Perfectbake Oven...Cyrus' hopes and dreams...and now the Masamune, forthwith I shall slay Magus and restore honor! <RIBIT>
August 14th, 2007
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I thought this was going to be an over 9000 site. But oven time machines are okay to.
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Dinner not guaranteed.
August 15th, 2007
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N*gg*rs
August 15th, 2007
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For good god's sake, do NOT press the "Bake Time" button.
August 15th, 2007
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Mind numbing cleverness.
August 16th, 2007
(1)
So simple and yet so epic
August 18th, 2007
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Didn't Fry do this when he tried to pop a Jiffy Pop in the microwave while a nebula exploded, and he ended up f*cking his grandmother to become his own grandfather? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON UNLESS YOU THINK GRAMS HAS NICE TITTIES.
August 18th, 2007
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Tired of spendin hours preparing meals in an ordinary oven? Well now you won't have to wait, with the knew "stop time" option. You can make a meal the whole family will enjoy in the BLINK OF AN EYE.
August 19th, 2007
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Have we just set a new record for the most downvoted comment in history?
August 19th, 2007
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this is better greatestsecretinhp.ytmnd.com
August 19th, 2007
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ HACKS: http://csshacks.ytmnd.com $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
August 20th, 2007
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The power to stop AND bake time? Ingenious! Who comes up with these things?!
January 31st, 2009
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I'm the 200th -'d
December 2nd, 2009
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now what would have if you were to press the Bake Time button?
August 13th, 2007
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August 14th, 2007
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lols
August 14th, 2007
(4)
I concur!
August 15th, 2007
(2)
K.
August 15th, 2007
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i used to daydream of having that power. i'd run around and grab girls boobs
August 16th, 2007
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^pre-pubescent kid ordinary people would go around stripping off all the ladies clothes, moving all the men away, and prepare for a big sexy party. How long can you set stop time for anyways?
August 19th, 2007
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Don't Do it!! There's no button that starts it back up!!!
August 24th, 2007
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Well, there's both "Start" and "Clear"
September 11th, 2007
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July 4th, 2008
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December 29th, 2009
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If you couldn't be the first to comment on your own YTMND, what's the point of having an oven that stops time.
August 13th, 2007
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August 15th, 2007
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August 20th, 2007
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September 24th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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I want your oven. Now. Give.
August 13th, 2007
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4'd for a degree of cleverness.
August 13th, 2007
(4)
5 for putting in the whole song.
August 13th, 2007
(4)
You can hold down the "B" button for putting in the whole song.
August 13th, 2007
(2)
HAMMER TIME.
August 14th, 2007
(1)
no its dave chapelle time. i know im a miserable fail
August 13th, 2007
(0)
hahahahaha niice.
August 13th, 2007
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lol I get it! also, 4 for chrono music.
August 13th, 2007
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lol??
August 13th, 2007
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god bless you kind gentlemen of teh internetz
August 13th, 2007
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5 just because i used to have that damn oven and it's powers were unmatched
August 13th, 2007
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rofl nice
August 13th, 2007
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Pretty high rating for a pun.
August 13th, 2007
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5'd for using the chrono trigger music in context
August 14th, 2007
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that's not the caveman music
August 14th, 2007
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He probably knew that, we were talking about Chrono Trigger music being in context
August 13th, 2007
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lol
August 13th, 2007
(1)
You deserve a 5 sir.
August 13th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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Sometimes the simplest things get the biggest laughs. This would be one of those things.
August 13th, 2007
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is that a GE? GE could do that
August 13th, 2007
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it can also bake time, now that's innovation
August 13th, 2007
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In my realm, time is always baked.
August 14th, 2007
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STOP! Bake time!
August 15th, 2007
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Every time is bake time
August 13th, 2007
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Sure you can stop time, but you'd have to bring that thing everywhere and it's probably heavy.
August 15th, 2007
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Here we get into the weird part. The faster something goes, the more mass it gets under relativity. Stopping all time but that of the oven would ensure that the oven would be infinitely heavy if it moved even a nanometer, because it would have gone somewhere in no time. However, if you stopped time on the oven itself, it would take infinite amount of time to move, and thus have a mass of zero. Further, it'd replace your fridge, because there would be no chance for decay of anything within the oven.
August 15th, 2007
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Oh yeah, and the oven may float away when it stops time on itself. So, be careful.
August 20th, 2007
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thanks for the warning
August 13th, 2007
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I want that oven really really bad.
August 13th, 2007
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Good thing the oven is set to off...for now
August 13th, 2007
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Rock On!
August 13th, 2007
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the music makes it
August 13th, 2007
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hurhur
August 13th, 2007
(1)
toki yo, tomare!
August 13th, 2007
(0)
Haha took me a minute
August 13th, 2007
(0)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1
August 13th, 2007
(0)
FAV'd
August 13th, 2007
(2)
I actually laughed out loud. 5 for massive simplicity, yet intense hilarity.
August 13th, 2007
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I look at those YouTube-"hack" sites, those utter turds, on UandC and RecCre right now. I then see this, this beautiful diamond. --oh, and extra brownie (you're doing a heckuva job) points for the full, intro version of the song.
August 13th, 2007
(0)
Pretty nice.
August 13th, 2007
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Took me a second, but I got it. Ha, now this is an example of a good ytmnd.
August 13th, 2007
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lol
August 13th, 2007
(0)
:D
August 13th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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Don't do it!! Don't push the bu
August 13th, 2007
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Dude can I just say, you are f*cking retarded. 5'd.
August 13th, 2007
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time stopped
August 13th, 2007
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I f*cking loled when the music started.
August 13th, 2007
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Forget what "Stop Time" does, what does the "bake" button do?
August 13th, 2007
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It "bakes" the space-time continuum by causing a Heisenburg paradox and, thusly, manifesting billions of strange matter globules within a 300 ly radius. Don't press it!
August 13th, 2007
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I really just thought that "bake time" means getting high or something. Maybe the oven doubles as a marijuana dispenser.
August 13th, 2007
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it bakes a cake.... Lazytown song.... meh
August 14th, 2007
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^HA I LOLD
August 14th, 2007
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"BAKE TIME" cooks your spices.
August 13th, 2007
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I am wondering how "time" can be "baked"
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lulz
August 13th, 2007
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SCORPIO, YOU'RE MAD!
August 13th, 2007
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YES!
August 13th, 2007
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Push it to the limit.
August 13th, 2007
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awesome.
August 13th, 2007
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you know, I didn't get it until I turned my speakers on
August 13th, 2007
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And the secret ingredient is love...dammit!
August 13th, 2007
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Woah... strong!
August 13th, 2007
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THAT'S NOT POWERFUL AT ALL! THAT MEANS STOP THE TIMER DUH STOUPID
August 13th, 2007
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FUKC YA
August 13th, 2007
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[whisper]seaking[/whisper]
August 13th, 2007
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haha, i'm still laughing about it 15 mins later... ftw
August 13th, 2007
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But The Future Refused to Change
August 13th, 2007
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Yes, yours is the superior oven. Why the pre-load, though?
August 13th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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http://ovenbakery.ytmnd.com/ My tribute
August 13th, 2007
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Clear? CLEAR WHAT?!
August 15th, 2007
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It resets reality. For everything but what's contained in the oven. Imagine repeating the universe over again, along with anything you can fit in an oven, stopping and baking time as is convenient.
August 13th, 2007
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Now this is a good YTMND.
August 13th, 2007
(1)
Sites like this one are why I like ytmnd.
August 13th, 2007
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Cute.
August 13th, 2007
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DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!111
August 13th, 2007
(1)
Also, 3 second pop tart safety (and warmness) not guaranteed.
August 13th, 2007
(0)
very nice, very funny
August 13th, 2007
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Don't dream it, be it.
August 13th, 2007
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Do not let this fall into the wrong hands.
August 14th, 2007
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If its on ytmnd it is in the wrong hands
August 13th, 2007
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hmmm... intriguing... VERY intriguing... *rubs chin in thoughtful manner*
August 13th, 2007
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Mine had that, too.
August 13th, 2007
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F*cking Epic!
August 13th, 2007
(1)
This is amazingly clever with the perfect audio.
August 13th, 2007
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this is gonna be huge. im talking september 11th huge.
August 13th, 2007
(0)
Hilarious. simply hilarious
August 13th, 2007
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I stared at this for about 10 seconds. Then I couldn't stop laughing.
August 13th, 2007
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This is overrated, but here's a five to combat the inevitable wave of downvoters.
August 13th, 2007
(2)
How's that workin out for you.....bein clever?
August 13th, 2007
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But if I burn the cake in the future, and then I stop time to save it, what happens to..... OH NO, I'Ve GONE CROSSEYED.
August 13th, 2007
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I love you!
August 13th, 2007
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DON'T PRESS IT.
August 13th, 2007
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So... how do you un-push the button if time is stopped?
August 13th, 2007
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I stared at this for like 15 seconds and finally got the joke just seconds before I was going to 1 this
August 14th, 2007
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more like time was frozen for 15 seconds
August 19th, 2007
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...how?
August 13th, 2007
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shoulda used BTTF music instead of Chrono Trigger
August 13th, 2007
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Not what I was expecting. It was also hilarious. 5 for you.
August 13th, 2007
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*BEEP*
August 13th, 2007
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IMAGE SOUND TEXT
August 13th, 2007
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This guy is a baller
August 13th, 2007
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It only takes a minute
August 13th, 2007
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to rejuvenate my razor
August 14th, 2007
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with my razor gator
August 14th, 2007
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Not if you stop time with the conventional oven timer. Then it takes a few moments
August 13th, 2007
(1)
lolol at rating
August 13th, 2007
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Wow, I was expecting something better. I guess that's what I get for expecting...
August 13th, 2007
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see, when u stop da time u dont even need to bring ur own weapons. and safety IS guaranteed
August 13th, 2007
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CHRONO TRIGGER
August 13th, 2007
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I bet you were like A+ WILL BUY AGAIN
August 13th, 2007
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Indeed, clever in its simplicity. Nicely done.
August 14th, 2007
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lol, Bake Time
August 14th, 2007
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also IT'S A TRAP!!1!
October 2nd, 2007
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It's a piece of cake to bake some pretty time if you push it to the limit... Ugh. Safety Not Guaranteed and Lazytown only mix when YOU'RE baked
August 14th, 2007
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extra star for nostaglia
August 14th, 2007
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Lol, relativity!
August 14th, 2007
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Well played sir. Maybe drink too much. orz orz orz lawl Ayla pwn u. gogo.
August 14th, 2007
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you won teh internets
August 14th, 2007
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This, I feel, will become a classic. Very simple, and to the point. Cleverly done.
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The Chrono Trigger music sealed this 5 for you, sir.
August 14th, 2007
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chrono trigger music is the key here. Nightwish would've gotten a 1 and Push it to the Limit just doesn't do justice. really nice pun.
August 14th, 2007
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Nice. What did some of you people call the "Epoch"--if indeed you even chose to rename it? Mine was, "Will you board the TIMER?" Wow...what a good game. As for this YTMND, clever connection. Subtle, not quite ever saying "OGM CHORNO TIRGGER!"
August 14th, 2007
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This is sufficient, I see now that you are beginning to believe.
August 14th, 2007
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i lol'd
August 14th, 2007
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LOL, nice.
August 14th, 2007
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Don't press it! Also 5'd for music.
August 14th, 2007
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Needs more subliminal Mullet Man or some freaky fusion of him and chrono
August 14th, 2007
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ytmnd needs more of this... and cowbell, gotta have more.
August 14th, 2007
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bake time.
August 14th, 2007
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Made oh so sweet by the Chrono Trigger. Thank you!
August 14th, 2007
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August 14th, 2007
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This made my night!
August 14th, 2007
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AHAHA, took me a while!
August 14th, 2007
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Where we're going we don't need hot pockets
August 14th, 2007
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rename "the most powerful conventional oven ever"
August 14th, 2007
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YES! I HAVE THE SAME OVEN/MICROWAVE! you pwn in my book.
August 14th, 2007
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ahahah
August 14th, 2007
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Excellent.
August 14th, 2007
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I like my time shaken, not stirred.
August 14th, 2007
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Why did my clock just stop?
August 14th, 2007
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HAHA I GET IT OH WAIT THAT WAS TERRIBLE!
August 14th, 2007
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the Chrono Trigger music was cool and it fit the picture quite well
August 14th, 2007
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I swear to god it took me 10 minutes to get this. I feel like an idiot.
August 14th, 2007
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4.6? come on now
August 14th, 2007
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Haha, surprisingly amusing.
August 14th, 2007
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It's alright...
August 14th, 2007
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WE'RE DOOMED!
August 14th, 2007
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Man, your oven rocks. Not only can you STOP time, but you can bake it into a delicious dessert!
August 14th, 2007
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I actually lol'd, good job my friend
August 14th, 2007
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Im sure pizza taste the same weather time has stopped or hasnt...
August 14th, 2007
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The music made me cry because Chrono Trigger is the best game ever and that game made me cry so the music makes me cry so this YTMND makes me cry which makes this a good ytmnd so 5'd.
August 14th, 2007
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dude, ebay that!
August 14th, 2007
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lost a star for preloading
August 14th, 2007
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How many votes is it until it get kicked off U&C? I thought it was 300..
August 14th, 2007
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Clever. Chrono. 5.
August 14th, 2007
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Wit is better than sh*t, and you have a sh*tload of wit.
August 14th, 2007
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this is the only site that freezes my computer i hate you
August 14th, 2007
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Give McFly back his oven
August 14th, 2007
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Oh wow, you took a picture of your microwave and slapped some Crono Trigger music on it. Remember when things that were actually funny were highly rated?
August 14th, 2007
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SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
August 14th, 2007
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+1 for not using using fad music...
August 14th, 2007
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That's no 'Conventional' Oven Timer!
August 14th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 14th, 2007
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Should have used back to the future music
August 14th, 2007
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We have the same oven.
August 14th, 2007
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not enuff bewbs = 1
August 14th, 2007
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Stopping time is not that difficult, but I really want to see how it gets baked.
August 14th, 2007
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chrono!
August 14th, 2007
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Bring your own weapons!
August 14th, 2007
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Safety Not Gauranteed
August 14th, 2007
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amazing
August 14th, 2007
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5 for chrono trigger music.. how could I NOT?
August 14th, 2007
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I said 5 goddamnit... ytmnd star system fails. (yes, I'm sure I clicked 5)
August 14th, 2007
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how does this sh*t get on top viewed
August 14th, 2007
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Chrono Trigger, it's all I gotta say.
August 14th, 2007
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i wish my oven could stop time! :O
August 14th, 2007
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it can stop you! just put youself in there and push the button!
August 14th, 2007
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Level Cleared! You stopped time! 500pts
August 14th, 2007
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Sick
August 14th, 2007
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It's hard to find sites that are this clever.
August 14th, 2007
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Now this is a YTMND! A good break from the same old crap we always see nowadays.
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simple and great
August 14th, 2007
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i guess im gonna have to play chrono trigger now.
August 14th, 2007
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took me two tries to get what you were going for well played.
August 14th, 2007
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Came in expecting tasteless Nazi something or other, but I lol'd hard. 5
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