Peter Chimaera's DEVIL MAY CRY: THe CRYING OF TEH DEMON
Thanks Pete for the endless hilariousness. Please write a full novel for laughs.

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August 14th, 2007
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Somebody typed something stupid and you read it wow
August 15th, 2007
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Why did I make this site? No idea. Chances are it shall be gone tomorrow.
August 15th, 2007
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What about blasphemy?
August 15th, 2007
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the giggling is really gay
August 15th, 2007
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CASTIL IS A MEME
August 15th, 2007
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castal of darkness, that is
August 15th, 2007
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It's not the fact that you laughed once, but that you KEPT ON LAUGHING that got this a 5.
August 15th, 2007
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i find your laugh incerdibly annoying and compelling at the same time. do i know u?
August 15th, 2007
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I really wanted to 1 this like Father-McKenzie, but the reverb caught me off guard and I broke a smile xD
August 15th, 2007
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Your voice was as perfect for this as mine would be for gay porno. Translation: win!
August 15th, 2007
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o wow
August 15th, 2007
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August 15th, 2007
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August 15th, 2007
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 15th, 2007
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You make me smile. :)
August 15th, 2007
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beard man with angry sword was only trying to delver a massege
August 15th, 2007
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I hate it when beard men and their agitated swords try to massage me.
August 15th, 2007
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Who the demon?
August 15th, 2007
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I couldnt help but laugh with you
August 15th, 2007
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Darcula is Blackula's distant cousin.
August 15th, 2007
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delver a hahahahahaha. delver a hahahahahahaha. delver a hahahahahahahaha.
August 15th, 2007
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I had no Idea what the story was about but you have a funny laugh...
August 15th, 2007
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gay
August 15th, 2007
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August 15th, 2007
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RELAX YOUR WEOPNS
August 15th, 2007
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Delver.... I agree, it is funny. I still find it hard to beleive some people write stuff like this.
August 15th, 2007
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I love these
August 15th, 2007
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Twins... right...
August 15th, 2007
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I'm glad you spotlighted this. Funny stuff. Also recommended "Digimon Saves the Woldr. A Play in 2 Acts" and "Matrix Returns" -- The reviews are nearly as harsh as I would have imagined. ---- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3682055/1/DEVIL_MAY_CRY_THe_CRYING_OF_THE_DEMON
August 15th, 2007
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1 for being a douche.
August 15th, 2007
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Godly
August 15th, 2007
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LOL that was great
August 15th, 2007
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I like Belmont was under the evil power for too "lnog"
August 15th, 2007
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http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera This guy is friggen Retarded, he must only be 2 or 3 years old at best...
August 15th, 2007
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Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!!
August 15th, 2007
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It was funny but the laughing kind of ruined it for me. I mean to me the thing that makes these funny is when someone reads it and reads it as if there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
August 15th, 2007
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lol darcula
August 15th, 2007
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RAWR!
August 15th, 2007
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God I love how you say 'The Crying of Teh Demon' and ' Chirmara' or whatever. Epic VO.
August 15th, 2007
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You should do a few about him. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3323568/1/Castlevania_Wisps_of_Dracula is aw some i maen cmoin! culd like kick ass. To ta fmale mboile
August 15th, 2007
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Her name hse said was Karrven and she explosioned a fire at him.
August 15th, 2007
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Too much laughing...
August 15th, 2007
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Although +10 for "DEWtey".
August 15th, 2007
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That part also had me laughing. I have no f*cking clue why, even as I read it silently I would laugh. For that, you get a 5 good sir Powrloth.
August 15th, 2007
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Laughing over and over at "delver" of all things? Poor form.
August 15th, 2007
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It was massege, idiot.
August 15th, 2007
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much love loc
August 15th, 2007
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4'd for darkula
August 15th, 2007
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You couldn't stop laughing and neither could I.
August 15th, 2007
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You're one of the last YTMNDers I expected to go down the "narration" site route. Shame on you.
August 15th, 2007
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DELVER A MASSEGE
August 15th, 2007
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If you're going to do a dramatic reading, then don't break character by laughing for 6 hours.
August 15th, 2007
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the bar for dramatic readings has been set by such legends as "ebaums" and "peta"... and you fall well short
August 15th, 2007
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Maybe if you didn't laugh like an idiot this wouldn't suck.
August 15th, 2007
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I rofl'd
August 15th, 2007
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No, LocutusOfBorg. You are the masseges
August 15th, 2007
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Doctor Billy V. Koen?
August 15th, 2007
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delver a ma-hehee; delver a ma-hehee; delver a mahehehehehehehehe. 5'd for no reason at all.
August 15th, 2007
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I understand why you were giggling. Message kind of looked like massage like the demon had sent someone to give Dante a massage. That was why I was laughing at least.
August 15th, 2007
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too much power!
August 15th, 2007
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Yeah if you would quit laughing and just f*cking read it would have been funnier and maybe even worth my time. Go kill yourself.
August 15th, 2007
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This is ARTWORK!
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Haha
August 15th, 2007
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saided a beard man with angry sword
August 15th, 2007
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delvr! LOL?
August 15th, 2007
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you f*cked it up big time. The f*cking laughing, at MASSEGE, then you pronounce it MESSAGE. F*cking idiot.
August 15th, 2007
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lol, That was Great. Hilarious how you said "agein"
August 15th, 2007
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lol that is some funny sh*t right there. that peter chimaera is a f*cking loser and deserves to be ridiculed for all eternity for being a gay D&D type fanboy. way to put him in his place, this is full of win.
August 16th, 2007
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Hey, don't hate on the Chimaera. I've always thought he's just some kid in grade three who really wants to write cool stories.
August 16th, 2007
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Hilarious. Good job putting Peter Chimaera in the title --- it drew my attention right away, after the epic matrix fanfic reading by Tawmdee (http://maytricks.ytmnd.com/) that I've loved for a long time. I gotta say, your constant attempts at "massege" made me really laugh. Wonderfully done.
August 16th, 2007
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The laughter really detracts from this.
August 16th, 2007
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lol, pot.
August 16th, 2007
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f*ck
August 16th, 2007
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actually after looking over this again, a few statements (most notably "fire bullet") were humorous. I believe it could have potential with a better voice actor or an improved remake.
August 16th, 2007
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my friend showed me this and i thought it was hilarious and then i was like.. hey, i know this guy! :]
August 16th, 2007
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How did you not laugh at "Darcula"?
August 16th, 2007
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Made me laugh :]
August 17th, 2007
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greatest writer of our time
August 18th, 2007
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I am only bring 5
August 18th, 2007
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I thoroughly enjoyed it.
August 23rd, 2007
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Peter Chimaera FTW...check out the rest of his stories if you haven't yet.
August 30th, 2007
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Who wants a body massage?
February 1st, 2008
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he end!
February 2nd, 2008
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i was f*cking dieing with laughter
February 24th, 2008
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soooooo gooood
February 24th, 2008
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I have come to delver a me-HEHEHEHEHE
June 1st, 2008
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And then, Darcula gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall!
September 20th, 2008
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I watched this again after your Quarter Life reading, and was surprised to see I never fived this when it first came out. My apologies and enjoy your long-overdue five stars.
October 28th, 2012
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