Caufman's recent comments:

July 12th, 2007
On on the site ?Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.
May 30th, 2007
On on the site ?Pirates Bay
Wind at yer back, lads, wherever you go!
May 18th, 2007
Damn, this girl has huge-ass teeth. I mean tits.
May 15th, 2007
Hang in there, kitten.
May 15th, 2007
On on the site ?How To Eat A Watermelon
In a normal person's brain, there exist some sort of filter between the brain and the mouth to prevent nonsensical rambling. This may not exist for black people.
May 14th, 2007
On on the site ?T-800 deployed in Iraq
Are you sure that's not Detective John Kimble?
May 14th, 2007
Computers run like this: if it can get you porn, then it's not obsolete.
May 11th, 2007
Uh, maybe you missed the point, Goneja, but this guy's uploading the entire Godfather into YTMNDs. I'd like you to show me where that's been done before.
May 11th, 2007
On on the site ?Parker Gets Down
It is so eerie when his pelvic thrusts matches the beat....
May 7th, 2007
On on the site ?Peter mocks the Lord
Catholics FTW
May 6th, 2007
Isn't that illegal, Stingy? Not unless you're 18!
May 6th, 2007
Hah hah, yes. Wanna share a jail cell, Juicy?
May 5th, 2007
Predator has soul.
May 4th, 2007
Maybe she has a dog face or a small penis or something....
May 3rd, 2007
Needs Marathon baddies.
April 30th, 2007
The back button on my browser froze and I had to listen to that for five minutes.
April 30th, 2007
On on the site ?Thomas Hobbes diss
Best kind of sex I've ever heard of. Mmmm, I likes it nasty!
April 30th, 2007
Gimli is the real man. He's a dwarf everywhere except for where it counts.
April 29th, 2007
By the way, the swastika is on backwards. A helpful reminder is that the swastika should make two Ss, like SS, instead of making two Zs.
April 29th, 2007
Damn that's sexy. So what kind of Hell are they gonna send me to?
April 27th, 2007
Stfu Jackie Brown
April 26th, 2007
On on the site ?KILE BILE™
Wtf, scene is from Jackie Brown, dude.
April 26th, 2007
Epic Sandwich is not lacking any meat, I think.
April 23rd, 2007
On on the site ?OMG Secret Jew Dollar
I lolled, I cried, I remembered my heritage, and I jewed down a poor gentile.
April 23rd, 2007
Holy sh*t, Keaton, I think Max is trying to KILL YOU now. Also, needs an update: YesYes requires tears as well.
April 23rd, 2007
On on the site ?I Wanna Be Your Lover
Damn you, Sportacus. DAAAMN YOOOOU!
April 23rd, 2007
On on the site ?PTKFGS >: )
i dont get it lol make mor fun times
April 22nd, 2007
Scene is from Pulp Fiction.