worth one star for finding this audio clip that is on every site, listening to the audio, writing down all the words, and then posting it on here

oned so that maybe you create a myspace and then commit suicide

don't know about IE users, but on Firefox the image is too large. Cuts off the bubble on the women doing the spanking and all but the "makes me sneeze" part of the little girls bubble.

@ Shiratski - wrong, go here http://www.chopin.pl/dzielo/opusy_en.html, Nocturne C sharp Minor (Lento con gran espressione), 1830 is by Chopin. Plus, I don't listen to much of Beethoven's work. I listen to a lot of Chopin and Mozart.

remember, every sperm is sacred

so....an error for completing successfully? does this mean that it wasn't supposed to complete successfully? wow, so even Windows knows that it is supposed to f*ck up

win

5'd for the mysterious audio track.

awesome, I was thinking more along the lines of Ace Ventura "If I'm no back in five minutes...just wait longer"

To answer a few questions, music is Chopin's Nocturne in C-sharp minor (1830), That old Compaq was nothing but a word processor that I played Doom 2, it was replaced back in 99 by a home built and I am on the 8th or 9th incarnation of that computer. I really don't care if you believe my story, I thought it was quite amusing when I discovered the computer gone. Also, yes, I never claimed to be spelling bee champion, so, "comming" :P

Centerville, Ohio south of Dayton. If you are from around there, it was the Shell station on the intersection of 741 and 725 next to the awful waffle.

haha, thanks for putting this on my comments page. Too bad my Compaq wasn't in a box, or in Florida, or stolen several months ago. Otherwise I would consider this evidence.

increased speed slightly, sorry slow readers but it is now going at a normal rate.

I actually did have this going at a faster rate, but if I put that up, the slow kids would complain. And, no, this is not fake. It was a 9 year old trash computer that hadn't been turned on in like 6 years or so.

made me laugh, so 5

Woot, I'm better than someone in photoshop

Polish joke time: Do you know how the Germans took over Poland so quickly in WWII? They marched in backwards and told the Poles that they were leaving.

hey, stop this 5ing nonsense, I need 0's to make the bottom 15.

that is some pretty fabulous hair too

I've dropped turds in that shape. Does that mean I sh*t out Allah?

I do this as well. If you get more than one in a day, mix them up and send Visa the Discover trash and vice versa.

lol, fixed

mispelled snakes. otherwise, just sick

If you wanna scare someone, decrease the volume of the "cookie" song and increas the volume of the scream. I'll three it cause it was a nice try.

LOL that was awesome