TurboTard's recent comments:

March 3rd, 2008
I'm replying to the first comment because Sir William Jardine, 7th Baronet (1800-1874) was a Scottish naturalist.
March 1st, 2008
On on the site ?Tiger Uppercut
February 28th, 2008
5'd for mashed shotguns and silenced potatoes.
February 8th, 2008
A girl from Nigeria was forced to ride on a plane on her way to sexual slavery after her mother was shot and killed by Lohoki drug overlords. She arrived in NYC and her captors were siezed along with a sizable haul of weapons and cocaine. She is now being looked after me by means of the H.E.L.P volunteer society, but I cannot do it alone. I need as many people as possible to send me donations, even as little as $1, so that I may continue to support this brave young sex slave of mine.
January 30th, 2008
On on the site ?Dogs Love Lucy
What's funny about this the most is that you were actually watching this show..
January 23rd, 2008
It probably just malfunctioned.
January 8th, 2008
On on the site ?24 Hours of Sunlight
makes me seasick
December 10th, 2007
wtf? 5
December 10th, 2007
This deserves 5 stars, am I wrong?
December 8th, 2007
rapeth thine ear
November 20th, 2007
no it doesn't. this could be just any old captain transmission to an unknown captain.
November 20th, 2007
why i oughtta...
November 16th, 2007
Wolfson is so 2005
November 16th, 2007
This style of music needs a comeback.
November 8th, 2007
David Bowie - "Oh You Pretty Things"
October 31st, 2007
Thou shalt flourish in immortal youth, unhurt amidst the wars of elements, yhe wrecks of matter, and the crush of worlds.
October 23rd, 2007
October 23rd, 2007
fair enough
October 22nd, 2007
and you know this... how?
October 21st, 2007
The first television advertisement was broadcast in the United States at 14:29 on July 1, 1941, when the Bulova Watch Company paid $9 to New York City NBC affiliate WNBT (now WNBC) for a 20-second spot aired before a baseball game between the Brooklyn Dodgers and Philadelphia Phillies. It simply displayed a Bulova watch over a map of the U.S., with a voiceover of the company's slogan "America runs on Bulova time!"
October 20th, 2007
whats that song?
October 14th, 2007
The Triforce is a relic. Referred to as "The Golden Power" and the "True Force to Govern All", in ancient Hylian literature, it is a tangible, omnipotent holy relic containing the essence of the three Golden Goddesses who created the realm of Hyrule.
October 10th, 2007
Let me just put the whole thing in a kind of mundane level. Like, suppose you walk out in the street, this evening, and you see someone taking a dump, you know, somebody is dropping a massive load right there. Well, you have three choices. One choice is to try to stop it, maybe you call 911 or something. Another choice is to do nothing. A third choice is to pick up an assault rifle and kill 'em.
October 10th, 2007
On on the site ?Genji 2 for NES!
We can, for example, be fairly confident that either there will be a world without giant enemy crabs or there won't be a world - at least, a world inhabited by creatures other than bacteria and beetles, with some scattering of others.
October 10th, 2007
0-: = downvoters
October 10th, 2007
On on the site ?Wrong Door
I could be nitpicky and 4 this, but really, is it worth a 20% deduction of stars? Nah, easy 5.
October 7th, 2007
On on the site ?I Must, I Must
in soviet russia bus pump you
October 7th, 2007
+5 for BL, -3 for poor context
October 6th, 2007
also Jews