YTMNDev 2014

YTMNDev 2014
Description:
With development under way, it's time to figure out what needs to be done around here. Make a YTMND displaying what features you'd most like or bugs you think need attention. Also, the wiki and bug tracker are back online. Creators of the three highest rated sites will have the choice between free YTMND shirts/stickers or a retired YTMND server (while supplies last). New sites only please!
Prize:
Choice of YTMND servers or merchandise.
Start Date
April 9th, 2014 07:06pm
End Date:
April 30th, 2014 07:06pm
Entry Deadline:
April 29th, 2014 07:06pm
rank site user score
1st ?User Content Profit Sharing Fluk3 2014-04-29 (161 total votes)
2nd ?YTMND must recreate the Synchronizer! Pikachu4170 2014-04-10 (77 total votes)
3rd ?What do I want on YTMND JAUG 2014-04-10 (93 total votes)
4th ?Talking Man To Man With Max About Bugs and Features BoredJedi 2014-04-12 (71 total votes)
5th ?Pixel Perfect Pizza Fluk3 2014-04-17 (107 total votes)
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America's Next Top YTMND Admin

America's Next Top YTMND Admin
Description:
Max's absence has been duly noted. You are tasked with finding new leadership for YTMND. Create sites describing what you'd do if you were the admin, or how the site would be different. What would YTMND be like if it was run by historical figures?
Prize:
admin status for a day or a free server
Start Date
June 12th, 2013 08:09pm
End Date:
June 30th, 2013 09:08pm
Entry Deadline:
June 26th, 2013 09:09pm
rank site user score
1st ?OUT OF OFFICE Fluk3 2013-06-23 (293 total votes)
2nd ?unincumbent Fluk3 2013-06-23 (196 total votes)
3rd ?YTMND FOR OVERLORD MARV Dstroke503 2013-06-17 (182 total votes)
4th ?ZAALNOG FOR YTMND OVERLORD zaalnog 2013-06-14 (197 total votes)
5th ?The Unfunny Truth About Zaalnog (For Class Treasure) tzsjynx 2013-06-15 (124 total votes)
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Abort, Retry, Fail

Abort, Retry, Fail
Description:
YTMND's aging servers have been failing left and right. Make a YTMND that explains what's happening to the servers or where they're going in their afterlife. The contest winner will receive a piece of YTMND history in the form of a dead server (with drives removed).
Prize:
One YTMND server
Start Date
March 26th, 2013 10:57am
End Date:
April 26th, 2013 11:56am
Entry Deadline:
April 23rd, 2013 11:56am
rank site user score
1st ?Meanwhile at the YTMND Server Room/Bar MrSinistar 2013-03-27 (167 total votes)
2nd ?Max S rver H rd are Str ss Te t Fluk3 2013-04-05 (123 total votes)
3rd ?The Max Goldberg Proxy hanktherapper 2013-03-30 (133 total votes)
4th ?The Replacement Servers Brandon00151 2013-03-28 (128 total votes)
5th ?Max's server enjoys his retirement mariostar06 2013-03-26 (107 total votes)
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Max Time

Max Time
Description:
Max has been absent for quite a long time. Use this contest to speculate what he's been doing or where he's been for the last year.
Prize:
Stars
Start Date
January 22nd, 2013 07:07pm
End Date:
February 22nd, 2013 08:03pm
Entry Deadline:
February 16th, 2013 08:03pm
rank site user score
1st ?Max Returns Briefly Chand 2013-01-26 (397 total votes)
2nd ?The Twelve Maxes zaalnog 2013-02-01 (170 total votes)
3rd ?A time for tranquil reflection fearcondom 2013-01-28 (126 total votes)
4th ?Max Negotiates with Investors Fluk3 2013-02-06 (108 total votes)
5th ?Max Gets Away From It All... ripytmnd 2013-01-26 (91 total votes)
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SOPA and PIPA

SOPA and PIPA
Description:
SOPA and PIPA are bills making their way through the house that are a misguided aim to attempt to stop piracy. For this contest, you have two options; either make a YTMND that you know would get this site shut down if these bills pass, or make a YTMND that would highlight what the world/internet would be like if these bills pass. Or you could pretend to do something about it.
Prize:
Liberty
Start Date
January 18th, 2012 12:00pm
End Date:
January 31st, 2012 01:44pm
Entry Deadline:
January 28th, 2012 01:44pm
rank site user score
1st ?some deep symbolism mrpink51089 2012-01-18 (388 total votes)
2nd ?CAPTCHA! fearcondom 2012-01-23 (408 total votes)
3rd ?Kitt Engages Sopa Pursuit Mode HailFail 2012-01-21 (169 total votes)
4th ?YTMND or Die Hard NiteSky 2012-01-21 (193 total votes)
5th ?Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles Famery-Gai 2012-01-20 (393 total votes)
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The Greatest Adventure

The Greatest Adventure
Description:
[from fearcondom] The new YTMND homepage is a tiny island situated in the middle of a great expanse known as the Padding Sea, what daring explorer will venture into the unknown and discover new life beyond the horizon? Create a site that explores the uncharted waters of the azure padding surrounding the homepage.
Prize:
Attention
Start Date
September 8th, 2011 11:48am
End Date:
September 18th, 2011 12:48pm
Entry Deadline:
September 16th, 2011 12:48pm
rank site user score
1st ?freebooter Fluk3 2011-09-08 (305 total votes)
2nd ?you got a cool mom Krangar18 2011-09-12 (232 total votes)
3rd ?Uncle Phil's Haunting Vacation nightowl3090 2011-09-09 (206 total votes)
4th ?DUMBER CONTEST jimmm 2011-09-14 (154 total votes)
5th ?Chip's Real Challenge keyyek 2011-09-11 (160 total votes)
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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday
Description:
It's yourethemannowdog.com's 10th birthday today. Enter your sites you feel are closest in spirit to the original. :-*
Prize:
I'll sing you Happy Birthday
Start Date
July 6th, 2001 04:14pm
End Date:
July 26th, 2011 09:20pm
Entry Deadline:
July 25th, 2011 09:20pm
rank site user score
1st ?NAOAIOW jimmm 2011-07-10 (419 total votes)
2nd ?George is Mistaken About YTMND ficklefackle 2011-07-06 (305 total votes)
3rd ?YTMND Lastimero 2011-07-07 (451 total votes)
4th ?HOW? ficklefackle 2011-07-06 (458 total votes)
5th ?TIAPP keyyek 2011-07-09 (189 total votes)
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YTMND is dead, long live YTMND.

YTMND is dead, long live YTMND.
Description:
From Necronomicon:

Easily my favorite new feature of YTMND 2.0 is the ability to have a tiled animated gif in the background with a gif running simultaneously in the foreground. It's pretty much the greatest thing ever. So the contest is simple: make a site that makes use of this new feature in an interesting, creative, or comical way. No other limitations, go nuts.

Prize:
$25 credit & choose the next contest.
Start Date
April 4th, 2010 12:14pm
End Date:
April 27th, 2010 01:11pm
Entry Deadline:
April 30th, 2010 01:11pm
rank site user score
1st ?it's for you flotilla 2010-04-25 (785 total votes)
2nd ?Rainbow Stalin uses YTMND's new features BraunB4Brain 2010-04-05 (555 total votes)
3rd ?all you touch and all you see Mindfugue 2010-04-05 (646 total votes)
4th ?Dr. Horrible's Trance Ray Harbltron 2010-04-14 (644 total votes)
5th ?(nsfw) I should totally... (Press Esc 2.0) frenchbreadpizza 2010-04-07 (586 total votes)
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Pretentious ArtMND

Pretentious ArtMND
Description:
I was going to do the ginger "hey Max" thing, but thought that was something you'd do, and too obvious. So instead of that, I'll go with.... "Artfag contest - Make an artfag site". Or is that is too racy for you, you cold call it "Pretentious ArtTMND. Make a cool arty .gif with ambient music". - jackhercules
Prize:
You get to choose the next contest.
Start Date
March 9th, 2010 09:05pm
End Date:
March 18th, 2010 09:06pm
Entry Deadline:
March 20th, 2010 09:06pm
rank site user score
1st ?The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus Necronomicon 2010-03-13 (620 total votes)
2nd ?Ģσσse amindlessidiot 2010-03-16 (472 total votes)
3rd ?,; runner wisdumcube 2010-03-10 (411 total votes)
5th ?An Artie Site SonOfGod 2010-03-16 (287 total votes)
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Quicktime and WAVs

Quicktime and WAVs
Description:
Say goodbye to Quicktime by making gapless loops using WAV or MP3.
Prize:
The winner of this contest gets to choose the theme of the next contest.
Start Date
February 17th, 2010 07:33pm
End Date:
February 28th, 2010 07:33pm
Entry Deadline:
March 1st, 2010 07:33pm
rank site user score
1st ?FREEZEPUTYURGUNDOWNNOYOUPUTYOURGUND... jackhercules 2010-02-23 (384 total votes)
2nd ?Official Test Area - NEVER CLICK HERE Krangar18 2010-02-28 (219 total votes)
3rd ?Let's Watch 2 Hours of Tracy Morgan! syncan 2010-02-26 (412 total votes)
4th ?MAX FIX Fluk3 2010-02-25 (320 total votes)
5th ?Johnny Bravo Tests Batteries icesnow 2010-02-28 (173 total votes)
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Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays
Description:
Let's make some holiday-themed YTMNDs!

Please do not enter older YTMNDs in this contest, as they will be removed.
Prize:
Good tidings to all.
Start Date
December 16th, 2009 10:48am
End Date:
December 31st, 2009 12:00am
Entry Deadline:
January 3rd, 2010 12:00am
rank site user score
1st ?(nsfw) Why weren't you at elf practice? SonOfGod 2009-12-19 (302 total votes)
2nd ?Wishing the McCallister family a Merry Christmas SonOfGod 2009-12-25 (427 total votes)
3rd ?Merry Christmas From Lord Vader Sixers 2009-12-18 (352 total votes)
4th ?It's a Rap Christmas, Charlie Brown! lolarsarusrex 2009-12-21 (343 total votes)
5th ?A Kwanzaa Miracle Funny-Internet-User 2009-12-23 (316 total votes)
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Swine Flu

Swine Flu
Description:
Too sick to type.
Prize:
$15 gift cerificate or $15 of site sponsorship.
Start Date
November 9th, 2009 12:50pm
End Date:
November 19th, 2009 07:51pm
Entry Deadline:
November 22nd, 2009 07:51pm
rank site user score
1st ?Fox News Swine Flu Investigation SonOfGod 2009-11-12 (487 total votes)
2nd ?6 Stages of Swine Flew stoned 2009-11-18 (144 total votes)
3rd ?Swine Flu is evolving SonOfGod 2009-11-10 (219 total votes)
4th ?Max has swine flu... Skrikles 2009-11-10 (161 total votes)
5th ?YOU THOUGHT THE SWINE FLU OUTBREAK WAS ... MrMuskOx 2009-11-09 (30 total votes)
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Relax Max

Relax Max
Description:
Guys, I am going to make a news post soon but I've been really busy and stressed out. Please help me loosen up by making a site using Dinah Washington's "Relax Max".
Prize:
1st place: $25 gift certificate to the YTMND store.
2nd/3rd place: $15 dollar gift certificate.
Start Date
October 14th, 2009 06:49pm
End Date:
October 27th, 2009 06:49pm
Entry Deadline:
October 25th, 2009 12:49pm
rank site user score
1st ?Max Goldberg is Dead ! JamaKinson 2009-10-15 (25 total votes)
3rd ?Picard is concerned for Max TheDoubleG 2009-10-15 (313 total votes)
5th ?max releases the new site layout peesauce 2009-10-17 (70 total votes)
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Late to the party

Late to the party
Description:
Subject: Copyright Infringement Notification (LazyTown)
From: Magalena sk Gumundsdttir <lena@lazytown.com>

Re.: Copyright Infringement Notification
URL of Infringing Material:

http://lazytownpanty.ytmnd.com/


Dear Sir / Madam:

We hereby inform you that the abovementioned material on the YTMND websites (the "Infringing Material") is infringing upon our intellectual property rights and kindly ask you to remove it from your website.

... etc etc etc ...

Please act expeditiously to remove the URL identified above. In case you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Yours truthfully,

Prize:
Pink hair
Start Date
July 25th, 2009 12:00am
End Date:
August 5th, 2009 12:00am
Entry Deadline:
August 4th, 2009 12:00am
rank site user score
1st ?CONTEST:lazywatch fearcondom 2009-07-26 (611 total votes)
2nd ?Amputee Stephanie gets a new prosthetic leg money-hat 2009-07-26 (968 total votes)
3rd ?(nsfw) YTMND "MoneyMaker" Remix feat. co... dctownes 2009-07-28 (1,309 total votes)
4th ?Lazytown: only if you're over 18 fearcondom 2009-07-27 (1,242 total votes)
5th ?2 Fast 2 Lazy Fluk3 2009-07-28 (96 total votes)
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Dead Celebrities

Dead Celebrities
Description:
What do David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays have in common?
Prize:
Damnation
Start Date
June 25th, 2009 05:44pm
End Date:
July 3rd, 2009 06:44pm
Entry Deadline:
July 3rd, 2009 06:43pm
rank site user score
1st ?The Power of Orange Glo Fluk3 2009-06-29 (872 total votes)
2nd ?The Evil of.. EvianEightball 2009-07-02 (559 total votes)
3rd ?Billy Mays Is Still Here DynamoScotch 2009-07-03 (592 total votes)
4th ?New Thriller Video optimuskyle 2009-07-02 (509 total votes)
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Get sued by PEZ

Get sued by PEZ
Description:
Madam / Sir,

we address this letter to you as we have noticed a "Hitler PEZ Dispenser" on your website.

As this "Hitler PEZ Dispenser" is a self-made fake dispenser, against any humor or taste, not affiliated with PEZ and furthermore an obvious infringement of various statutes and rights, including intellectual property, plus an insult, we do ask you to instantly remove this photo and any article plus reference to the "Hitler PEZ Dispenser" from your website.

Any future display of any such fake and/or insulting PEZ items shall be refrained from.

We may set a deadline till May 15th, 2009, and do ask for your immediate cooperation in this regard, as otherwise legal measures have to be taken.


Yours sincerely,

Gerda Jenatschek
Legal Department
PEZ International AG
Austria, A-4050 Traun
Fax: 0043-732-38999-85296

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Madam / Sir,

in reviewing your website again we have now noticed a fake "Charles Manson" PEZ Dispenser, which has to be removed as well from the homepage - we may also set a deadline till May 15th, 2009, and do ask for your immediate cooperation in this regard, as otherwise legal measures have to be taken.

Yours sincerely,

Gerda Jenatschek
Legal Department
PEZ International AG
Austria, A-4050 Traun
Fax: 0043-732-38999-85296


Prize:
A possible lawsuit or at least a threat.
Start Date
May 12th, 2009 04:00pm
End Date:
May 17th, 2009 04:00pm
Entry Deadline:
May 17th, 2009 04:00pm
rank site user score
1st ?The History of Pez Dispensers Cliffington88 2009-05-16 (504 total votes)
2nd ?Cary Grant escapes Pez Slideshow Funny-Internet-User 2009-05-17 (207 total votes)
3rd ?EPIC NEW PEZ!! jcsoc 2009-05-16 (265 total votes)
5th ?(nsfw) but i [PEZ] from there mudxorz 2009-05-13 (197 total votes)
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YTMND Shirt Design

YTMND Shirt Design
Description:
Greetings and welcome to the first YTMND T-shirt design contest! Sorry for the delay, I just wanted to make sure we had all of the specifications right. I have yet to decide how many different designs we are going to print for now, but that shouldn't stop you from entering multiple times!

Specifications:
  • Colors: Four color maximum.
  • Locations: Two locations maximum.

Keep in mind these shirts will be screen-printed so keeping a vector version of your design will be quite helpful! I think it's preferable to not have .COM on the front of the shirt, in the past we put a small logo on the sleeve which looked like this:


This contest will run an extra week to make sure there is ample time for everyone to enter!

Prize:
1st Place (as chosen by max):
- 3x Shirt printed with your design.
- 1x Limited edition Black-on-Black YTMND original shirt.
- $50 of sponsorship money

Runners Up (who's designs we use):
- 2x Shirt printed with your design.
- $20 of sponsorship money.

Other Runners Up:
- $20 of sponsorship money.


Start Date
March 26th, 2009 02:43pm
End Date:
April 16th, 2009 04:42pm
Entry Deadline:
April 15th, 2009 04:43pm
rank site user score
1st ?Machine Wash, Time Travel Resistant TheAlexmeister 2009-04-08 (562 total votes)
2nd ?The Time Travel Tee fearcondom 2009-04-14 (359 total votes)
3rd ?Classic YTMND T-Shirt TasmanianTiger 2009-04-17 (188 total votes)
4th ?PMOMP-shirt fearcondom 2009-04-14 (343 total votes)
5th ?*UPDATED* ytmnd fad T-shirt Feedrosie 2009-03-29 (530 total votes)
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Funky Worm

Funky Worm
Description:
I want to try something new here and provide a seed asset, so your assignment this week is to create a YTMND using a sample from Ohio Players - Funky Worm (instrumental). You can cut it up or mix it however you'd like, but grab it before I get a cease and desist.
Prize:
Sound from the winning site will be looped on the front page for a period of 24 hours.
Start Date
March 17th, 2009 12:00am
End Date:
March 24th, 2009 12:00am
Entry Deadline:
March 23rd, 2009 12:00am
rank site user score
2nd ?Jive Talkin' flotilla 2009-03-17 (215 total votes)
3rd ?Funky Worm: Loop Number Two DaveTheRave 2009-03-17 (118 total votes)
4th ?Funky Worm: Loop Number One DaveTheRave 2009-03-17 (81 total votes)
5th ?Funky_Worm_Infestation TheBrute 2009-03-17 (132 total votes)
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Razor Gator - Only Takes a Minute

Razor Gator  - Only Takes a Minute
Description:
It only takes a minute to win a free t-shirt and year supply of Razor Gators on YTMND! Two winners will be selected (community best rated/Razor Gator favorite), with one site receiving sponsorship. There is no limit on contest entries, and any site with Razor Gator in it has a chance of winning.
Prize:
see: description
Start Date
March 8th, 2009 08:04pm
End Date:
March 14th, 2009 10:03pm
Entry Deadline:
March 13th, 2009 10:04pm
rank site user score
1st ?The Predator's Method Revealed [Refresh] NiteSky 2009-03-10 (357 total votes)
2nd ?mcroix wins the razor gator contest mcroix 2009-03-10 (273 total votes)
3rd ?The Many Uses of Razor Gator Ochobobo 2009-03-13 (153 total votes)
4th ?pde10 wins a razor gator amindlessidiot 2009-03-12 (96 total votes)
5th ?Tron enjoys his Razor Gator MrSinistar 2009-03-12 (114 total votes)
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Discofinger

Discofinger
Description:
While the "Discofinger" is a move most commonly thought of as an iconic representation of the 70s, it transcends time and still exists in today's world. We believe that it is you, the "foot soldiers" of discofinger, that are the heart of the movement. Your job is to create a YTMND which highlights this phenomenon, whether it be in da club, the wild or in your own living room. More information at discofinger.com
Prize:
A date with my sister (no fatties!)
Start Date
March 3rd, 2009 09:30am
End Date:
March 8th, 2009 10:28am
Entry Deadline:
March 7th, 2009 10:29am
rank site user score
1st ?Is It, Uh, Is It Soup Yet? DaveTheRave 2009-03-04 (626 total votes)
2nd ?The Disco of Solitude (edit-discoball, bitches) money-hat 2009-03-03 (383 total votes)
3rd ?Resubmission for Discofinger Consideration okonkwo420 2009-03-03 (258 total votes)
4th ?Saddam joins the Disco (1300% more Disco) yTmndC22 2009-03-07 (107 total votes)
5th ?Disco Scratch endoskeleton 2009-03-04 (179 total votes)
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2012

2012
Description:
Create a prophetic YTMND that will enlighten the masses and prepare them for the cataclysmic events that will transpire in 2012. Someone once said that the Apocalypse is a special time in each civilization's existence, a time for all to reflect and, alternatively, run around screaming as heads explode. Be creative but take care not to stray too far from the ancient texts of the Good Book, lest ye be dowsed in swines blood and impaled upon a stake.
Prize:
a ham sandwich
Start Date
February 25th, 2009 01:55am
End Date:
March 1st, 2009 03:36am
Entry Deadline:
February 28th, 2009 03:36am
rank site user score
2nd ?News: Headlines from 2012 q959fm 2009-02-26 (327 total votes)
3rd ?2012: Max's Creation Finally Turns on Him... ... dbomob 2009-02-25 (273 total votes)
4th ?prairiedogeric10 reads comments (fun times mix) [btw this h... keatonkeaton999 2009-02-25 (258 total votes)
5th ?Escaping 2012 Ochobobo 2009-02-28 (121 total votes)
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