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For more information on this cinematic masterpiece, see http://www.soiledsinema.com/2011/03/dont-play-with-me-part-2.html

gottadrank

in what universe does drinking one's own blood prevent you from bleeding to death from a broken arm,oh well,he did stuff a homemade gun full of firecrackers for our entertainment

"Don't Play With Me (Part 2)"

o/~ You knooow it's an ad campaaaaaign o/~

If you don't play Final Fantasy XI AND go to Killing Ifrit simultaniusly, chances are you wont have any damn idea what this is about. ..But 5 me anyway plz! :D* (Now with working sound! ..I hope. ;;)

rocksparkle

FFXI, Rockius, Sparkle

My pirated Photoshop!

Bling Bling by Sugar Daddy.. I think.

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

kootchup pardee

dr. pepper

tom's diner

If you don't play as Guile then you support terrorists. I came up with this joke a while ago, but it never occurred to me to make it into a ytmnd. And I know Ken is American too, but Guile is an army dude.

greatamerican

guile, street fighter 2, american, great american, street fighter, ryu

Street Fighter 2

Street Fighter 2, Guile's stage

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

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Don't you wish that you had this while playing X-Com? Kudos to my brother for collaborating with me on the story.

MacGyverXcom

X-Com, MacGyver, Saves, XCom, tftd, muton, terror mission, commander, skyranger

My own editing, GIS, X-com

MacGyver theme - http://maclost.ytmnd.com/

Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So w'can leave the other masters far behind! I've been training all my life! Waiting all this time... For this moment to arrive! 'N now that it's here... I don't have the fear! Cuz there's nothing left to hide! It's me and you! And there's nothing that we can't do! Cuz in the Pokémon world! Even masters hafta learn! They will always find something new! Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So we can leave the other masters far behind! I will never doubt the dream... As long you're with me! I know we can reach the top! We're the greatest team! This game has ever seen! And we're never ever stop! Pikachu! You know you are the one! I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! It's you and me! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me forever! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me! I choose you

pikachuichooseyou

pikachu,,i,choose,you,dance

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You all know this is how it's going to play out.... give me your money now and don't bother with your own bracket.

thewinnerisnotme

Playoffs, bracket, downvoter

My playoff bracket

Bank Job

a promise of never my items used for using my game are never dropped out of their asses. what does someone here think im stupid, .. fuck. randomly means never. promise was them stealing, claiming too, at the same time, which never happenned, that people wanted this. NOBODY fucking wanted it. not one person, everybody bitched and griped. in game though, its like 1 out of every 15 people im guessing but they never say nothng, out of the people talking, it makes sense though. 1 out of 10 will say its shit with and agree with me that it is. it seems like 1 out of 24 or so. though. just saing that thats how many of their emplooyeess they have. seriously they quoted me my game time when i told them the game was screwed up and they dindt have a game and my game shouldnt degrade. drm used to degrade. valve first at work. not going to happen, one way or another i will get my money back. son of a bitches with worst game on earth.

killingthievesisthethingtodo

bitch,fun,isnt it awesome when they censor out their own name in the game?

i drew that then valve stole it. it took as much time as their money bringing in crap. they claim can be scammed, while they scam you rcomputer with their spyware. whatever if you dont believe em then fuck you. it can be explained, just that, what the fuck.

i hope that funkintelligence don't get pissed at me. thats a song they done. im using it, cause i think its neat. dont be pissed. im using it. hah. ehhhhh funkintelligence, ripped off their damn website. dont be pissed. im palying it im not a pice of shit like valve i can use shit thats others. at leaset i think about getting permissionfirst. and, eh, hey funkintelligence, i was around where you where playing, and almost met you guys. so. whate the fuck ever. my names, included in my user name take the damn ld out. and the ... never mind. but youguys ithink know ..well whatever this songs cool. i could of met you guys if id went with someone playing. wellllllllllllll ldrancer(a)roadrunner(dot)com im taking up for this copyright. hi my names valve fuck you we'll scam otheres with everything we can think of cause thiers no laws saying other. sorry everyone had to read this shit

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell (December 18, 2001) is an American singer and songwriter. She first gained public attention in 2015 with her debut single "Ocean Eyes", written and produced by her brother Finneas O'Connell, with whom she collaborates on music and live shows. In 2017, she released her debut extended play (EP), Don't Smile at Me. Commercially successful, it reached the top 15 of record charts in numerous countries, including the US, UK, Canada, and Australia.

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