| ?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,173 |
2012-07-02 |
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description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
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vincentcrabbe
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Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND
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| ?gay harry styles |
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2012-06-29 |
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description:
harry styles is gay
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| ?larry exists |
Waycest |
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2012-06-04 |
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description:
boyfriends
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larrystylinson
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larry,larry stylinson,louis tomlinson,harry styles,one direction,1d
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| ?New Star Trek 2013 Movie Spoilers! |
DarthWang |
(3.29) |
2,053 |
2012-05-08 |
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description:
Like Harry Potter Spoilers, except they're actually spoiling something people want to see!
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khaaaaaaaaaan
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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www.trekmovie.com + Stuff
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Stolen + KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| ?Janet Jackson - All For You (Thunderpuss Club Mi... |
Thunderwing |
(2.00) |
1,364 |
2012-04-30 |
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description:
In response to NunicaMusicChannel posting the album mix of Janet Jackson's outstanding "All For You," I decided to post my favorite mix of the song, the under-released Thunderpuss Club Mix. The album version became a big international radio hit in 2001, and the Thunderpuss Mix became a big hit in dance clubs worldwide as well. The sound is a bit rough because it was ripped from a YouTube video. Enjoy!
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all4youthunderpuss
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[i]All For You[/i] Import CD Single
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| ?(nsfw) I Don't Like Snitches |
jharmony43 |
(1.00) |
932 |
2012-04-10 |
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description:
I don't like snitches.
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asnitchnigga
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Harry Potter,Chief Keef,Golden Snitch,Don't Like
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Harry Potter
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Harry Potter
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Chief Keef
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| ?GrandTheftPotter |
OwnageYTMNDguy |
(3.25) |
660 |
2012-04-01 |
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description:
Never give a gun to Harry
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GTApotter
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Gun,Voldemort,Harry Potter,GTA
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my desktop
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| ?You are Awesome, This is for you |
drcazes |
(2.75) |
774 |
2012-03-29 |
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description:
Don't let anyone get you down. You are awesome all the time
domain:
YOUAREAWESOMENOW
keywords:
awesome,feelsgoodman.jpg,barney,NPH,Neil Patrick Harris,All the time,Greatness
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How I met Your Mother.
sound origin:
Bag Raiders
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| ?Every Wizard Dance Now |
dinosaurjr |
(3.33) |
1,310 |
2012-03-22 |
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description:
Harry Potter hears NIN
domain:
ewdn
keywords:
harry potter
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hp
sound origin:
elo
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| ?Harry Potter and the Voice of Sega Genesis |
pharaohmobius |
(3.60) |
5,908 |
2012-03-22 |
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description:
It's Makeout Time™
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itsmakeouttime
keywords:
It's Makeout Time™,itsmakeouttime.ytmnd.com is available
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big bang theory
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blue oyster cult
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| ?too hot to handle too cold to hold |
studiomuku |
(3.31) |
973 |
2012-03-16 |
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description:
Prince Harry gets down with some humble friends.
domain:
harrybuster
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Prince Harry found on Tumblr
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Prince Harry found on Tumblr
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Ghostbusters II OST Bobby Brown, On Our Own.
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| ?um.... something something harry potter |
Akrom |
(3.00) |
1,146 |
2012-03-16 |
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description:
lol
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lol111
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5
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5
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| ?(nsfw) One Diretion |
gulisse7331 |
(1.00) |
1,161 |
2012-03-03 |
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description:
hottest and biggest Boy band in UK
domain:
NyanCaaaaat
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search,is,good,listen,dsfhkfsdjk,qwertyui,One direction,direction,harry styles,liam payne,zayn malik,nial horon,niall horon,louis tomlinson,1D,boyband,anything
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From tumblr
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from tumblr
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on itunes
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| ?harry meme (yet to name) |
tenaiabro |
(1.00) |
513 |
2012-02-28 |
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description:
kwjehrkjwehrkjwenr
domain:
LOLhai
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picture found on google images when typed in 'pingers'
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harry boardman, a cool dude from newtown high. has no idea i have made this, would probably be very confused and offended if so
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'call on me' eryke prides. a classically gay song
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| ?Declassified Moon Landing Footage |
NiteSky |
(4.64) |
16,827 |
2012-02-28 |
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description:
NASA's final lunar mission is compromised.
domain:
spacespiders
keywords:
Moon Landing,Marv,Harry,Tarantula
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Apollo 18 (2011) + Home Alone (1990)
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Apollo 18 (2011) Trailer + Home Alone (1990)
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| ?The Secret of Hermione Granger's Quidditch... |
Famery-Gai |
(3.66) |
5,888 |
2012-02-18 |
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description:
Look Who's Talking FORE! Is a new hilarious family comedy about two upper class parents who are raising their newborn quadruplet babies while trying to make their mom and pop golf-course more successful. But the parents don't have a clue that the babies have a secret; THEY CAN TALK!!!!!! The babies are voiced by Nic Cage, James Earl Jones, Ricky Gervais, and Andy Dick. With Scarlett Johansson and Vince Vaughn as the parents. And Chevy Chase, as the evil business man who wants to destroy the golf-course but gets sidetracked by the babies and decides to sexually molest them to death with his nine iron.
domain:
stinky-quidditch
keywords:
♫always something there to Hermione♫
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Mitt Romney writes off beating his children on his tax return and then confesses to his wife that he loves cock and then goes to a local bar and sucks some cock; only it's not really cock, its the 2012 election.
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German Shepherd RoboCops
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Alien Project - D.N.A Chex Mix
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| ?Sexy ytmnd! |
Wesyeed |
(2.82) |
1,029 |
2012-02-14 |
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description:
I have nuts already, thanks for offering though.
domain:
batmannuts
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nuts,batman,keaton,michael,moore,criminal,minds,van,damme
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van damme-it
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my boyfriend if I was a girl and had big squishy titties and a pussy hole
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batman thing song by that guy who makes the cartoons on youtube harry partrige or whatever
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| ?Harry Potter and the Mystery Smell |
idynne |
(2.50) |
610 |
2012-02-12 |
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description:
What's that smell?
domain:
HarrySmell
keywords:
Harry Potter,Admiral Ackbar,Mr. Hanky,Sorcerer's Stone
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Tiger Lilies "Crap," South Park "Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo," Star Wars
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| ?Harry Potter |
DarthWangBot |
(3.31) |
715 |
2012-02-05 |
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description:
toopabaul
domain:
superbowl46
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BK JR
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BK SR
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BK Have it your way
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| ?Dumbledore Kills Snape |
OperaGhost |
(3.43) |
1,509 |
2012-01-13 |
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description:
On the Dancefloor
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Dumbledorekillssnape
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dumbledore,snape,kills,harry,potter,dance,funny,lol
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Harry Potter Techno
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| ?American Harry Potter |
jimmywu001 |
(2.00) |
1,442 |
2012-01-12 |
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description:
America approves of harry potter's american accent.
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americanpotter
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america, ,harry,potter,american,accent,mountain dew,big,butt,ass,broseph,yeah
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snl promo
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| ?Severus Snape Has No Class |
thehappybirthday |
(3.83) |
1,540 |
2012-01-10 |
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description:
Snape exploits a Hogwarts student
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snapehasnoclass
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Severus,Snape,Has,No,Class
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One of those Harry Potters
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The song that plays when people have no class
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| ?Tonight I Wanna Cry |
fearcondom |
(4.25) |
1,893 |
2012-01-09 |
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description:
To every action there is a reaction
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eyejuice
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eyejuicemios
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harry and the hendersons
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Tonight_I_Wanna_Cry
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| ?HariPuttar |
Oskachu |
(2.00) |
215 |
2011-12-10 |
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description:
Its a hari
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hariputtar
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http://www.scri8e.com/stars/ani/2an1/
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Google images
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Harry Potter 1
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| ?Monisha's Angels |
frijole |
(1.00) |
2,236 |
2011-11-30 |
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description:
Once upon a time there were three very different little boys who grew up to be three very different men with three things in common: they’re brilliant, they’re beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Monisha Kaltenborn.
domain:
monishas-angels
keywords:
f1,sauber,kobayashi,perez,gutierrez
fg image origin:
http://miss-potter.tumblr.com/post/13548811104/monishas-angels
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http://www.televisiontunes.com/Charlies_Angels.html
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| ?Fody Killed My Parents |
fodykilledmyparents |
(3.33) |
2,031 |
2011-11-15 |
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description:
Fody Killed My Parents. Nothing Serious.
From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Chinese bootleg edition.
domain:
fkmpns
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harry potter, fody,guile's theme
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Chinese bootleg gif
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Street Fighter
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| ?(nsfw) Nude pics of Emma Watson from Harry Po... |
woman |
(2.60) |
4,433 |
2011-10-31 |
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description:
.
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copulation
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.
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| ?Harry Tipper |
JLen503 |
(3.16) |
2,277 |
2011-10-30 |
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description:
Harry Tipper
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HarryTipper
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Harry Tipper,Time Splitters,Drugs aint cool,Free radical,ebony rhythem gang,ebony rhythm gang,Timesplitters,timesplitters 2
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Harry tipper plus my edits
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made it
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Drugs Ain't Cool - Ebony Rhythm Band
Instrumental Version off of
Cold Heat: Heavy Funk Rarities 1968 - 1974, Vol. 1 CD
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| ?John Egbert is a Spaceman |
goodbert |
(4.33) |
3,545 |
2011-10-01 |
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description:
Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny
Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon
Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three
(One, two, three, four!)
I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me
Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me
I wanted to make a good run
I wanted to go to the moon
I knew that it had to be fun
I told 'em to send me real soon
I wanted to be a spaceman
I wanted to be it so bad
But now that I am a spaceman
I'd rather be back on the pad
domain:
spacemanjohn
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Harry Nilsson - Spaceman
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| ?Rubeus Hagrids Weakness |
tenshinhan |
(3.41) |
1,754 |
2011-09-10 |
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description:
shotgun to the face
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RubeusHagridsweakness
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WTL Network/Harry Potter
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same
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