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COMMENT CONTEST, best comment, how is a comment even supposed to be good when it's based on nothing, so you're telling me he with the most alts wins, no shut up

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EVIL "SATEN" (lol no one will understand that)

PIANO

Moon man is fed up with not being able to use ytmnd on his phone.

ytmobile

Jeter`d // //

smartphone, moon man, derek jeter, gingers, parody, all work and no play makes me a something something, c*cks

Took it this morning

Made it this morning

More mysterious than UVB-76 (which is saying something), the Backwards Music Station is quite an enigma. Up until 2004, it could be heard on the short wave band (one frequency it was oft-reported on was 6752kHz USB). A variety of theories exist, one leading idea being that it is possibly from the US Navy, as the frequinces are close to the one's the Navy uses and they appear to be originating from Jacksonville, Florida & Virginia Beach, which are both home to naval bases. Other signals heard in England at good strength, are poorly received in America, indicating a European source An early suggestion was that the signals are a NATO communication device, coming from a base in Palermo, Sicily. More recently, utilities monitor Ary Boender reports the source of these signals as the U.S. Naval Air Station Sigonella, Sicily. Whatever it is, it sounds damned creepy.

backwardsmusicstation

Backwards Music Station, Unearthly, Unxplained Broadcast,

Taken from http://www.ominous-valve.com/bms.html, it is a view of the audio signal that makes up the BMS. Notice the characteristic falling sine waves.

Taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgF9ZlI_R-8, this is from the US broadcast.

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ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuvk

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vvvvsdgfsgggggggg

There be miracles up in this bitch!

magicyo

ICP, miracles, fuckin, magnets

In this Bitch

Miracles

ICP

Both the spaces and the selector constantly shuffle like the real game, making over 50 results. Press the escape key to freeze the board! Avoid the most evil of whammies while going for big money! And if you are up for a real challenge, try your best to win...[b]the internet[/b]! This one definitely took more time and effort than most YTMNDs I've made. But I'm glad with how it turned out, and I hope you find yourself amused with it's contents. Inspired by dacompmandan's original Press Your YTMND, and brought to life more accurately with the new YTMND 2.0 functionality. Press F11 to go full screen. Should work with most web browsers (except Chrome, but they are working on it). Stop reading and play already. (Trip to polend has no cash value.) (Nor does the rest of this game, actually. Unless someone sponsors it. But I wouldn't ask anyone to do that. That would just be selfish.) (Also, cocks.)

pressyourluck2

Press Your Luck, Press Esc, game show, whammy

Press Your Luck

Press My Luck

Press [i]Our[/i] Luck

It's like the T-1000, no matter how many times you try to escape, he's just gonna keep showing up...

lurkin

LOOK // BEHIND // YOU

creepy creeper lurk lurking lurkin that guy you never want to be around but always manages to show up anyway

Facebook

Rhythm is Gonna Get You by Gloria Estefan

Open up my diary / And it's diagrams of all the tihngs I'll be / All the people I will meet / All my future memoires

alilold

Lol, // 23, // (;_;)

The Interwebz

Tiga - Ciao http://www.discogs.com/Tiga-Ciao/release/1746264

A gif of a fake video involving a WoW player getting their account deleted to the music of Andrew W.K. - Party Hard.

party-hard

Party Hard, Andrew W.K., WoW, World of Warcraft, Bed Faceplant, Freakout

Gif of a WoW player freaking out over a deleted account. Was discovered to be set up.

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard. A 12 second loop from this song, with the words Party Hard (matches the caption in the gif).

mixin and matchin, don't be hatin. I thought this would be obvious, but it seems i need to clarify: this is only aimed at the "blowin' people up" kind of muslim, not the "normal, honest, hardworking, peaceful" kind of muslim.

multiculturallygood

I, have, many, muslim, friends, so, this, is, just, in, good, fun.

lyrics and interwebs

Howling Iman and the Headless Kuffar "The Out of Context Imam" song

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BlueberryYumYum

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Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc. Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business. How does he do this? Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters. Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it? That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that. Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?

butthurtcraigslist

Butt, Hurt, Craigslist, Galt, Mile, Media, Spammer, Racist, Black, Religion,

Craigslist Spammer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

max cavalera of heavy metal groups sepultura, soulfly and cavalera conspiracy presents the tv game show who wants to be a millionaire, he also likes to dress up as mad max the road warrior on weekends.

maxcavaleraphone

i'll let // you phone // a friend

max cavalera sepultura soulfly mad max heavy metal

made it myself

made it myself

from the sepultura song desperate cry

Apple is suing HTC yet again. The inspiration for this YTMND is from a user comment on a DailyTech.com article: http://tinyurl.com/25hdxlq (comment #2): "Steve: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at HTC, are walking into a trap, as is your android fleet. It was I who allowed Gizmodo to know the location of the iPhone. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best lawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the patents will be quite valid when your friends arrive."

patentwars

apple htc patent lawsuit emperor palpatine iphone stevejobs steve jobs starwars star wars comment dramaticreading dramatic reading dailytech

Photoshopped image of Steve Jobs & Emperor Palpatine + screen capture of DailyTech.com article comment.

Star Wars soundtrack and sound recordings

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rightbehindyoulol

allah,

chikkens be up in her

peace be upon him

the shield

Trade Me's Kevin (The kiwi in their logo) has been slipping up a lot lately. Trade Me staff must be leaving a lot of bana skins lying around! They better get things sorted before OSH find out.

kevinslip

TradeMe, Trade Me, Kevin, Kiwi, www.trademe.co.nz, oops, banana, error, slip,

screenshot of the Trade Me website (slightly edited by me).

recorded off youtube (I wouldn't download a shit song like that).

Bitchass Von Crapenstein, the crappiest and lamest character of them all. If you ever need a character to get beat up or be the butt of a joke in your site, use him!

von

Bitchass Von // Crapenstein //

New,character,bitchass,von,crapenstein,LOL,VOTE 5

Bitchass Von Crapenstein™

Bitchass Von Crapenstein™ Theme Song

Tomorrow (meaning today) is going to possibly be a stressful day so I plan to get drunk alone tomorrow night and cry myself to sleep listening to Diana Ross's If We Hold On Together, Vitamin C's Graduation, and Queen's No-One But You. Then I will wake up and realize it was all a dream.

jumbuck

Luke Schenscher, Australia

Sheep

Schenscher

Waltzing Matilda - Rolf Harris

You've entered the monolith, and it's full of up-votes. It's stupid, but it had to be done.

upvote

vote5, space odyssey, remix

vote your consequence

2010: Odyssey Two

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belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

2w4g

qe3

24

it's okay. just keep your head up girl. this will all be over soon.

keepyourheadup

ask why, please

WHY

MUST

faggot ass cunt

ytmnd1000000

bitch

drew

Speakonia

It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. Pornography and racism strewn about on /b/, nothing unusual. Then moot made the fateful decision...to make /b/ a War zone. Moot made the title or /b/ to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI." "Anonymous" in the name field changed to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI," and so did every post. /b/Tards had given up on trying, and so they took refuge on /x/. Together, they suffered a loss to their hometown. They spoke of moving to 4chan's high cousin 420chan temporarily if the problem moves to /x/. Doomsayers of /b/ were saying it was the end. While this was going on, /b/tards were pissed at moot for being more of a faggot than usual. Finally, a glimmer of light through the Flan-filled /b/ to find that the "PUDDI" bullshit has been taken down. The nightmare had ended, and /b/ resumed to be the lovable racist, porn filled imageboard it had been once before. Bu the memories still forever haunt /b/, as PUDDI will go down as the most faggerydaggerydoo thing moot has ever done. EVAR!

puddibullshit

// // 11-30-10 Nevar Forget

4chan /b/ ugh PUDDI clusterfuck disaster moot

A guy from YTMND, I used his photo. I'm sure he won't mind.

MP3Raid It worked!

i'm just experimenting with different tools. kind of proud that i taught myself how to make smoke from scratch in gimp! and this is one of my better audio mixes too.

notthehaze

hendrix, purple, haze, droids, obiwan, stormtooper, luke, star wars

star wars IV and all my edits.

hendrix - purple haze, SWIV and my edits. if anyone wants to make a better audio, send it to me and i'll put it up. my mixing "skills" leave much to be desired

I've been off YTMND for well over 2 years. When browsing through old saved mail I came across this gem again. Thought some of you would like it as well. I did not "Hack" as the kid says. What happened was "Jon Campos" was banned from my old HL2:DM server and spammed our forum. After looking up his email I saw he had some little forum with 15 users or so. I said to him "Hey I love your site! I'd be willing to give you a .com domain! All I need is admin to convert it." and tada, I had full admin on his forum.

joncampos

hacker, undercover, cop, police, hacking, email, forum

Email

my terrible voice.

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

kootchup pardee

dr. pepper

tom's diner

A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

detroitvampires

vampires, Detroit, eminem, Salem's Lot, emos, Yahoo answers, questions, Yahoo, funny, travel, lol, hot, vampire, Twilight, Edward, Robert Pattinson, Jacob, Bella, killing, apocalypse, vampire attack, Mathers, Lose Yourself, ghetto

Question taken from Yahoo! Answers (posted by myself) on Wednesday, March 23. Later copied and pasted to Vampirecafe and one travel website.

An mp3 file of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" downloaded from the iTunes library.

He pretends to be in high school to pick up underage girls.

EdwardCullen

Edward, nooooo! // //

Twilight,Edward,Cullen,Sexual,Predator,Brian,Peppers,Bella

Twilight

Brian Peppers

In honor of "justice" being served up hot and steamy on a plate

caseyverdict

casey anthony, oj simpson, murderer, innocent verdict

http://dudelol.com/hide-yo-kids-hide-yo-wife/

https://8bc.org/music/Glenntai/Bit+Intruder+%28Bed+Intruder+Cover%29/